"Do you think if we make up a handbook for fraternity freshmen, there will really be foolish freshmen who will come out with money?" Jason opened the Xiaoice box and put the cans of beer in Tommy's backpack into it, and asked at the same time.

Tommy makes his eyes light up when he proposes to compile a fraternity freshman handbook to sell to the freshmen for extra entertainment.

Tommy nodded affirmatively: "Don't underestimate the desire of the new students for the mysterious fraternity, think about it, on Friday night, the lights of all the fraternity homes will be lit, and all the beautiful girls of the fraternity will change into short skirts, revealing healthy and slender legs, wearing high heels, making final preparations for recruiting new students, and you, as a freshman, are confused, you don't know which fraternity party is happier and has the most girls, what do you need at this time?" ”

"Our manual." Jason said.

Tommy sat on the bed and fiddled with the guitar Jason brought: "That's right, our manual will tell them which fraternity is likely to hold a one-handed corset uncorset contest at the recruiting party, and which fraternity has invited a mysterious guest from the strip club, so that he doesn't have to be stupid and lucky, and he mustered up the courage to push open a door, and he wanted to find a girl, but he walked into the unique honorary fraternity of the school, and found that all the professors, including the dean of the house, were partying like medieval wizards, and looked at him with the expression of judgment heresy. ”

"I'm almost believing what you bastard, how could there be a fraternity that would hold that kind of competition at a recruiting party...... But enough of the guys used to trick the sperm into their brains. Jason put his beer in the fridge and said with a smile, "According to the fantasy that most high school students have about fraternities, they must think it's true." ”

Tommy played the strings twice: "Prepare two copies, one for the abridged version and one for the full version, the abridged version will be distributed for free, and the full version will be paid for purchase." ”

"What's the biggest difference between the two? Why make two copies? Jason paused and looked at Tommy.

Tommy said to Jason: "The cut version introduces the fraternities in the most straightforward words, so that those fraternities look completely indistinguishable, and the full version gives the answers that the newcomers want, and you want to make the payers feel that they are worth the money, and it is better to have a visual comparison." ”

"So you really know how to play that? I mean, one-handed uncorset those? ”

"I don't know, I just made it up casually, so remember to do some normal circumvention of the name of the fraternity, and don't sit in the right seat."

"Boss, after listening to this gameplay, I think adult movies or magazines should ask you to be a producer, but it just sounds like I want to participate." Jason scratched his crotch and said with admiration on his face: "For the sake of the normal growth of American youth, I strongly recommend that you become the editor-in-chief of Playboy." ”

The brotherhood in the mouth of the two is the most common student organization in American universities, some notorious, some famous, and some low-key and mysterious.

There are three most common types.

The first is a service-oriented fraternity, which has a common three views and is willing to engage in social service and charity activities during the university, which can basically be understood as a university volunteer organization.

The second type is a professional fraternity, such as a fraternity formed by students majoring in agriculture, engineering, computer, medicine and other majors, which belongs to everyone because they have the same major and are interested in professional development, so they help each other and make progress together, and generally prefer to exchange professional knowledge with alumni in the same major and field to discuss professional development, and students will consider joining this kind of fraternity.

The third is a social fraternity, which is basically this kind of fraternity that exposes alcoholism, bullying and other scandals on the newspaper news, but at the same time, this kind of fraternity is also the most eager for freshmen to join, because this kind of fraternity often maintains friendly relations with many sororities, and organizes some fraternity activities from time to time, which means that you can have a chance to talk to the best dressed and most beautiful girls in the school.

These three types of fraternities will hold various parties and parties on a regular or irregular basis, but the style is different, and freshmen can also participate in the parties of these organizations when the fraternity recruits new students, understand the basic situation of these fraternities, and figure out which fraternity has more appetite for themselves.

As for the academic honor fraternity that Tommy just ridiculed, it is relatively rare, basically the kind of academic tyrants who have been determined to dedicate their lives to academics since childhood have the opportunity to join, and it is likely that after joining, you will find that the president of the fraternity is the dean of your department, and the youngest girl in the association is a female professor who is seventeen years older than you.

The main reason why American college students are keen to join the fraternity, in addition to liking small circles and getting more opportunities to contact with female students, is that as a young man who is far away from home and has just become an adult, joining the fraternity can integrate into the new life faster, of course, provided that you can do a good job of time management and have strong enough self-control, after all, you must participate in these extracurricular fraternity activities while ensuring the completion of your studies.

Like Stanford University, many California natives will go home on weekends, and the dorm apartments will be mostly empty, and if you join the fraternity, there will always be a brother who will tell you to get over and participate in the event on the weekend, so that you don't have to stay alone in the dorm room and jerk off in tears at your roommate's bed.

When you are shopping in San Francisco, where you are unfamiliar with your life, and you are in trouble, you can also call the brotherhood, and the brothers of the brotherhood will naturally find a way to bring you back, and then spread the word all over the world that you are a fool* because you refused to pay the bill, causing everyone to donate sperm to help you raise money to pay bail and help you make a name for yourself in college.

Joining the fraternity, on behalf of your four years of college, there will be a few more brothers who have the same hobbies and experiences as you, they will accompany you to do stupid things, accompany you to pursue sisters, accompany you to stay up late to prepare for exams, go through the last part of the road before stepping into society, and finally grow up together, becoming those hateful and sanctimonious bastards in your mouth before, and after many years, you can still laugh and remember the stupid things you have done together.

Joining the fraternity means that maybe on a boring weekend in your junior year, when a few of you are slumped on the couch thinking about whether there are only women left in your life, the graduated fraternity boss suddenly appears and tells you rookies that the company he founded has recently expanded in size and needs a few people who understand professional skills, which of you are stupid * good at such and such a major, you can go to take a leave of absence now, and then roll over to start work while he can squander the investor's money, accumulate some money and work experience.

Joining the fraternity, on behalf of many years after graduating from college, you have forgotten your experience, one day, you want to jump ship to join a new company to increase income, when a stereotypical interviewer you don't know at all read your resume without emotional fluctuations, after listening to your brief description, you think that the interview is in vain, and there is no hope of a salary increase, but at the moment when you finally shake hands with the other party and say goodbye, you are pleasantly surprised to find that he actually uses the secret handshake method of the same brotherhood as you, and the other party has a stinky face and tells you with a handshake hidden danger: stupid*, scared wet? Actually, you were admitted.

Of course, in fact, if you don't join the fraternity, college life can be exciting, but the fraternity, as its name suggests, can guarantee that you will be able to meet brothers with the same preferences as you, and you don't have to worry about joining the fraternity for too many social activities, which will make your academic performance plummet. Tell you that you are going to the fraternity study group report, and until you get back to the top of your grades, all other activities of the fraternity will say goodbye to you except for the study group.

As for the bullying that newcomers to the fraternity will encounter, first of all, not all fraternities are the kind of perverts who like to torture people to death, but there is no fraternity that can be easily joined unconditionally, most of the membership assessment tasks are actually some nonsensical, crazy tasks that make the participants look stupid, as long as you truthfully report your physical fitness, the amount of alcohol, the amount of food, the thickness of your skin, etc., instead of like to exaggerate, basically the assessment task is not too difficult, for example, you honestly confess that you can only drink two bottles of beer, Then when torturing you, it is very likely that there will be no perverted task that makes you blow off a whole bottle of vodka and run naked for five kilometers, at most you will be replaced by running five kilometers in girls' underwear.

Tommy had joined the Asian American Brotherhood at Boston University in his last life, and the Asian Brotherhood actually tortured newcomers more out-of-the-ordinary than most white Brotherhoods, in the words of the Asian Brotherhood: being more ruthless to oneself can make Asians more courageous in the face of white oppression.

Jason had already taken out a pen and paper at this time, and began to write the introduction materials of each brotherhood according to the descriptions of his cousins and uncles, in fact, this thing can only deceive rookies who don't know anything about the brotherhood and make some quick money.

This guy writes fast, he said that he has put a lot of effort into getting into Stanford University, from the various departments of the school to the prices of various restaurants, not to mention the fraternity that he has been preparing to join since high school, and the characteristics of seventeen fraternities can be said to be very numerous.

After a day, and with the help of the library's printing center, there were three hundred copies of the Stanford Brotherhood/Sorority Freshman Handbook in front of their flea market stall, with only thirty thin pages, one hundred abridged copies with colorful covers, and two hundred full copies with parchment-style covers.

It's just that the 100 copies of the free abridged version are stacked messily on the booth, and the full version is neatly stacked next to it, and there is a handwritten sign written by Tommy in front of the booth: "Free Freshman Friendship Booklet"

The word free attracted most of the freshmen who came to the flea market to buy second-hand textbooks, and the two books had the same name, but the cover and the different layout of the manual aroused their curiosity, some of the boys asked, and then looked at Tommy's inexplicable smile, and they all decisively paid another five yuan to buy the full version, and then quickly compared, suddenly smiled at Tommy and Jason, and turned to leave.

This kind of free and paid means of matching, so that the two of them only used a day and a half to sell out the manual, deducting the printing and production costs of the library, the two earned more than 700 yuan, Jason was excited at this time as if he had become the richest man in the United States, ran to the girls' apartment to inform that tonight in the Hope apartment public living room held a freshman party, and even deliberately added in a low voice mysteriously that there was a supply of alcohol.

Just when Tommy and Jason were working hard to become the first person to be a freshman girl, the person in charge of recruiting new recruits of the Sigma Delta Brotherhood at Stanford University, referred to as SSD, was looking at the two manuals in front of him with an ugly face, although in order to avoid unnecessary disputes, all the abbreviations of the fraternity on the manuals were cleverly avoided by Tommy and Jason, but everyone could easily sit down, and at this moment the person in charge was looking at the introduction of his own SSD:

"Which stupid* the hell leaked our secret plan, and why would two freshmen know about SSD's bombshell stunt at a charity gala this semester to raise money for Vietnam veterans? And they say that we will do it at the recruitment party, and if we don't do it, what will the freshmen think of us, and worse, if the other brothers will see this manual and think it's a good gimmick, and they plagiarize, what are we going to do? ”

"But this secret plan, which is only known to five people in the entire SSD, is still in the preparation period, and the head of the Zeta Sorority is not sure whether there will be twenty girls to cooperate with our one-handed corset competition." The companion next to him was puzzled.

The person in charge of recruiting looked at him: "Where are those two guys?" ”

"The money I made by selling manuals is crazy about dating new girls." The companion looked at the person in charge: "Like most impulsive freshmen, there is a desire for the opposite sex. ”

"Call Martin, Wright, and get that girlfriend to bring some coquettish babes from Zeta, and we'll have to find out who leaked the secret from the mouths of the two new bastards." The person in charge stood up and walked towards the door:

"I just don't believe that two freshmen who just left high school and can only see naked girls in magazines thought of these coquettish gameplay in the manual, I don't know about these two bastards, but at least I'm willing to give them full marks for writing, do you know why? Because I've been playing for three years, it's not as exciting as the gameplay they wrote above, just looking at these words, they can make me look up. ”