The early morning alarm went off, and Tommy, holding back a hangover headache, closed his eyes and said, "Jason, turn off that damn alarm clock!" ”

After waiting for a few seconds and no response from Jason, Tommy shouted impatiently, "Jason! Foolish*! I'm the boss and I order you to get up and turn it off! ”

Still without Jason's response, Tommy opened his eyes and was about to get up, when a sleepy female voice sounded on the bed next door: "Who is Jason?" ”

Hearing the woman's voice, Tommy immediately came to his senses and sat up from the bed, only to find that he was not lying in his dormitory at all, but in a room with pink walls, and various girls' decorations and dolls in the room reminded him that this was obviously a girls' dormitory.

And he was lying on a single bed, and on the other bed were Renee and Holly, two blonde girls, at this time, the two of them were not at all, the quilt was kicked off most of the time, and a large piece of smooth skin was directly exposed to Tommy Hawk's sight, and the female voice called Holly sat up generously at this time, so naked, raised her hand to Tommy and shook her fingers to say hello, and said with sleepiness: "Good morning, Tommy." ”

The floor was littered with finished beer cans and champagne bottles, and even a few Miss Pink energy drinks.

No wonder I have a headache to death.

Glancing at the alarm clock, it was just six o'clock in the morning, and Tommy didn't know which idiot set the alarm clock at six o'clock in the morning.

However, after Holly said hello, she suddenly realized something, and directly picked up the quilt and got out of bed and ran to the bathroom, and walked back in a circle, and said to Tommy, who had not yet come back to her senses and looked at her blankly: "At least we were drunk and unconscious, and we all remembered to use the Trojan." ”

"We? Honestly, all I can remember now is that stupid question you asked me about the first kiss and then what happened after that, I don't remember at all. Tommy rubbed his head and said bitterly.

Holly said while putting on her clothes: "I'm better than you, at least remember that after I finished with you, I helped you up and sent you to that bed, so as not to crush the three of us in this single bed, I can't imagine that my first sorority in college actually had a threesome, my boyfriend in high school may envy you to death, but you are better than him, funny, humorous, and very likable to girls, so seeing that both of you are ready to go to bed, I chose to stay, and then wait for Reni to finish, I'm here with you again. ”

"Thank you for looking up to me, it's already a miracle that I'm so drunk that I can do it with Reni once, and then you haven't been able to let me go, a drunk?" Tommy stood up and moved his aching body: "I have severe pain in my abdominal and thigh muscles right now, and I will probably have to go to the doctor." ”

Holly quickly dressed, looked at Renee, who was still asleep, and said to Tommy, "You'd better not show off to her what happened last night, she thinks I'm gone." ”

"Even if I want to show off, I have to be able to remember." Tommy asks Holly, "Where is this?" ”

"BDP's sorority home, everyone went to the SSD for a party last night, and there was no one here, so the three of us came back to play the game." Holly looked sober and said to Tommy, "And I remember some of the things that happened last night, like when I pestered a man, that guy actually got drunk and shouted loudly, open the drawer, dignity and glory, dignity and glory......"

Tommy covered his face: "I think it's good to lose some memories, at least not to be embarrassed, but on the other hand, at least I'm drunk enough to be like that, and I'm trying to keep my dignity as a man." ”

"Honestly, you're doing well." Holly opened the refrigerator, poured a glass of ice water and drank it, then looked at Tommy, and blinked her beautiful eyes: "I'm going to leave first, so as not to be too embarrassed when Reni wakes up, if Reni is not ready to associate with you, remember to contact me." ”

Then Holly cautiously walked towards the door, opened the door and looked outside, and found that it was quiet outside, she turned her head to look at Tommy: "You have to thank me for the first thing I did when I came back last night, which was to help you set this alarm clock, handsome guy, you better wake up Reni and get out of here as soon as possible, trust me, because you don't have clothes." ”

After saying that, Holly quickly disappeared outside the door, Tommy heard the other party's words, got off the bed, looked around, and sure enough, his clothes were all gone!

“Shit！” Tommy first went to the bathroom and tore off a bath towel around his waist, and then went to Renee's bedside to wake him up: "Renee! Wake up! Renee~~"

Dozens of seconds later, Reni raised her heavy eyelids, and when she saw that it was Tommy, she barely managed to squeeze out a smile and wanted to close her eyes again: "Let me sleep a little longer, Please." ”

"We didn't use Torjan last night." Tommy said in a serious tone.

Sure enough, this sentence is very useful, Reni suddenly opened her eyes, sat up nervously and looked at Tommy, while her brain began to think about it quickly, and finally after more than ten seconds, she fell back into the bed, buried her head in the pillow and said lazily: "I remember, I used two, one blackcurrant flavor, and one banana flavor." ”

"Twice? How do you do it? I'm going to die suddenly in your bed! When Tommy heard the other man's words, he was stunned for a moment, making sure that his soreness was not out of nowhere, and then asked, "Where's my clothes, Renee?" Help me think about it, what about my clothes? ”

Renee sat up again when she heard this question, pulled the quilt up to cover her chest, remembered the advice of her own sorority before attending the party last night, and said to Tommy apologetically: "Sorry, Tommy, I forgot one thing, the BDP sisters said that if you bring the boys here for the night, they will take away the clothes and help the SSD test you, your clothes were sent to the SSD's fraternity house, and you will be naked...... Run back. ”

"It's okay, I'm glad to meet you, I knew the assessment would come, but I didn't expect it to be so soon." Tommy heard Renee's words, looked around the room, and then walked briskly to the window to look outside, because it was just six o'clock, and there was no one outside except some morning joggers who got up in the morning to exercise, no wonder Holly said that she was grateful for helping her to set up an alarm clock.

He ripped off the towel from his waist, opened the window, threw it away, and then said to Renee, "I'll give you a new one, Reni." ”

"Shall we meet later?" Reni asked Tommy.

"After we pass our respective assessments, maybe we will have time to meet, and I will make an appointment with you then." Tommy took a deep breath, then opened the door to the dorm room and walked out naked.

At six o'clock in the morning, the hall was calm, and the BDP girls didn't seem to wake up from their hangover, Tommy breathed a sigh of relief, quickly descended the stairs, ready to rush out of the BDP door, and then picked up the bath towel and ran all the way to the SSD fraternity house five or six hundred meters away.

It's just that the idea is very beautiful, the reality is very cruel, just tiptoed to the staircase on the second floor, BDP's exclusive chef who is responsible for helping everyone prepare three meals a day appeared in the hall on the first floor, staring at Tommy.

“Please！” Tommy didn't care about covering up the important parts, and begged the other party in his mouth, and at the same time picked up his speed and prepared to rush down the stairs and escape through the main entrance, because he had already seen what the other party was going to do next!

But as soon as he ran two steps, his thigh muscles reminded him that it was not appropriate to exercise vigorously at this time!

“Shit!” Tommy scolded!

In the next second, the cook pressed the fire alarm bell hard!

The bell rang throughout the BDP Sorority House, and then the doors opened in the upstairs and downstairs rooms, and dozens of girls appeared around in pajamas or underwear, and they all laughed when they saw Tommy running down the stairs in embarrassment, even Reni and Holly among them.

"Rookie, staying overnight at BDP without permission, that's how it ends." The vice president of the BDP, leaning on the railing on the second floor, said to Tommy: "Good figure, good looks, no wonder you attracted six or seven sisters to drool around you last night, is he still delicious, Renee?" ”

Renee saw her sister looking at her, her lovely shrunken shoulders: "It's not bad, he's strong." ”

Tommy ignored the ridicule of these girls, rushed all the way out of the main door, ran quickly to the window of Renee's room, picked up the bath towel around his waist, and ran briskly towards the SSD fraternity house barefoot.

And Tommy is not the most eye-catching one at this time, after all, he has a bath towel on him, and the other few are obviously the rookies of the various fraternities who managed to spread their charm and win the beauty to sleep with them last night, so they are not as lucky as Tommy.

It seems that although the girls have intimately helped set the alarm clock to prevent them from running naked in the morning rush hour, they don't have Tommy's experience, and at this time they can only use the bushes on the side of the road to avoid the morning joggers, looking like special forces preparing for assault operations, and launching a surprise attack on their own brotherhood naked in stages.

"Good morning, Stephen, what a warped ass!" Tommy looked at it for a long time, and finally found a familiar figure, naked at this time, with the help of bushes, quickly rushing in the direction of the Order of the Phoenix.

Stephen saw Tommy's appearance and couldn't help but say as he ran forward: "Damn! Where did you get that thing? ”

"Do you need it, when I get to the door of the SSD, this bath towel can be sold to you, and it still smells of me." Tommy teased at Stephen.

Stephen ran straight towards Tommy, shook off the towel from Tommy's waist, and ran forward side by side with him, so that although the back of the two of them could be seen, the important parts in front were at least covered.

Tommy jogged and asked, "How was last night?" ”

"It's okay, the girl you met, the two of us were together last night, what about you?" Stephen relaxed, looked at the rookies who continued to lean on the bushes with the same mockery as Tommy, and said in his mouth.

Tommy said: "I slept with two blonde girls, and now my thigh muscles and abs hurt to death. ”

"There must be something wrong with this world, a poor ghost who has just been in college and has a threesome with a sorority? I haven't even had a chance to try it. Hearing Tommy's words, Stephen's eyes widened and he turned his face to look at Tommy: "You were drugged?" ”

"It's charm, man!" Tommy said.

The two ran to the side of the road at the SSD gate, Tommy left the bath towel for Stephen, and rushed towards the main entrance of Sparta naked, smiling and saying, "Order of the Phoenix stupid*, I'm going to give you some color to see!" ”

Tommy rushed into the hall, immediately picked up a pair of pants from a pile of clothes on the sofa in the living room and put them on himself, then picked up a hand-held horn, ran out again, and just wrapped his waist around his waist with a bath towel, and was about to stop and breathe a sigh of relief, Stephen Binn had not yet reacted, this guy had already shouted loudly to the passing morning joggers with a loudspeaker:

"Stephen Bene, worth 600 million, the richest Stanford student, the future elite of the Order of the Phoenix, is running naked like an exhibitionist at this time! Welcome to watch! ”

“F*ck！ F*ckYou！ The garbage Tommy of the White Robe Society! Stephen gave Tommy a middle finger, and without taking a break, he hurried in the direction of his brotherhood: "Rookie Race, you better pray that you don't meet me, or I'll kill you!" Pauper! ”

In response to him, it was still Tommy's underbeaten voice in the loudspeaker behind him: "Stephen Ben, worth 600 million, the richest Stanford student, the future elite of the Order of the Phoenix, is running naked like an exhibitionist at this time!" Welcome to watch! ”

Watching Stephen flee in embarrassment, Tommy laughed, "What a beautiful morning." ”