Chapter 17: Honor Story Privileges (Part 1)

"After spending so much time, it's time to get down to business and let everyone know that fraternity isn't a kid's game! We are brothers of genuine value! Give everything for each other! Ted, the new director of the SSD Brotherhood, grimaced, pointed at the whiteboard beside him with a straw, and said in a serious tone to the dozen or so Brotherhood members in front of him.

A dozen old birds looked at each other, and then all looked at Ted, and one of them frowned and asked, "What's going on, Ted?" ”

"Tommy and Jason used their Honor Mobilization privileges." Ted glanced at his companion in front of him, first serious, and the second half of the sentence was replaced by weakness: "Because these two stupid*, maggots, and shit didn't finish their math homework!" They don't want to be troubled by the professor, the professor has already taken the homework before class, the two of them haven't turned it in yet, but they are trying to finish it, we have to wait for them to finish the homework, and turn in their homework without the professor's knowledge. ”

The SSD's Honor privilege, each SSD member has at least once, and some members who frequently bring honor to the Brotherhood can even have it two or three times, and when he encounters trouble that he can't handle temporarily, he can use the privilege to ask the Brotherhood for help, and the Brotherhood can't refuse.

Hearing Ted's words, everyone was a little dumbfounded, when everyone uses this privilege, they generally can't catch up with the girl they like, hoping that everyone in the Brotherhood will help, or dating a girl and encountering various emergencies, etc., in short, it is some life problems, and even someone once used this privilege to be the emperor for a day, and then the members of the Brotherhood found a way to cooperate with him Cos became a minister and a revolutionary, and at the end of the privilege, they successfully rebelled and sent the bastard who tossed them for a day to the guillotine.

Basically, this privilege means that you have the right to use the SSD for a good dream day trip, but apparently no one wants to use the privilege for such things as handing in homework.

"While those two maggots are our rookie brothers, I'm not going to kidnap the professor for them, Ted." An old bird said decisively: "This is too exaggerated, I didn't finish my homework, and then let the Brotherhood find a way to solve it?" I don't think it's a trick to use the privilege to dominate the Brotherhood to help them accomplish this. ”

"You're a little excited, brother." Seeing that his companion's tone was a little intense, Ted asked curiously, "What did the two of them do to make you unhappy?" Let you object? ”

The other party looked at the eyes of his companions, spread his hands and said in a righteous manner: "My unhappiness is because the last time I didn't finish my homework, I didn't think of using the privilege to ask the Brotherhood to help me get it, and if they didn't get punished, I would be heartbroken." ”

"Well, if there is no problem, I'll arrange the plan of action, first of all, I need two runners." Ted pointed to the whiteboard and said to the group, "Whoever is the running forward, now you can go and change into protective gear and running shoes." ”

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In the classroom, Tommy and Jason are working hard to write, and Jason whispers to Tommy as he writes, "Are you sure that privilege will save us lives?" I don't want to receive a letter of resignation and then my son comes from Mississippi with a shotgun and shoots me and gives me another son to inherit the family business. ”

At Stanford University, it is a terrible thing to be late for your homework, it's not that you are half a day late, go to the professor to say a few good words to plead, and the other party will forgive you, for example, if you are two minutes late, maybe because the professor is in a bad mood, you will be deducted two credits, or if you are unlucky, you will meet a professor who has been unhappy in his family life recently, and who has been abused or humiliated by his wife has nowhere to vent his anger, so he simply gives you a warning letter saying that you have a bad academic attitude, then it will be even worse, one more warning letter, It means that you have to work twice as hard as other students to prove yourself, get the school to forgive you, and give you that college diploma.

"I gave Ted a plan of action, and if he did what I said, it shouldn't be a problem." Tommy chewed his pen as he looked at the last math problem in front of him and whispered.

At this time, the bell rang for the end of class!

After the professor announced the end of class, he picked up the homework box full of homework on the podium and walked out neatly, and the other students also got up one after another with numb expressions and rushed to the next classroom.

"Hey, two rookies, Ted said you two need help?" An old bird wearing rugby armor walked in from outside at this time and greeted the two men.

Tommy and Jason couldn't care about talking to each other anymore, burying their heads to speed up their homework to make up, Tommy saw Jason stop writing, snatched each other's homework, and handed it to each other along with his own: "Run!" Fast! ”

"I never thought of learning rugby on my own, just to one day race against professors in their fifties!" The other party took the homework, cursed, turned around and rushed out of the classroom.

Outside, in the hallway, a member of the Brotherhood pointed to the guy who had hedged out of the elevator and said, "The target has taken the elevator downstairs." ”

β€œShit!” The rugby player held two assignments in a rugby ball position, rushed into the stairwell, and threw the two assignments down the stairs: "I didn't catch up, it's up to you!" ”

The rugby players who were already ready on the first floor picked up their homework and rushed out quickly, and the members of the fraternity who guarded the elevator on the first floor also reported the professor's movements in time at this time, and their voices trembled a little: "The target has walked towards the parking lot!" Fast! We're going to kidnap the professor for two stupid* who can't finish their homework! ”

The reason why the unrestrained peers are worried is that the university professors only have four to six classes a week, and the rest of the time is free to spun off, which means that the professor drives away, and they have no idea where the professor is going to go next, whether he is going back to the office to correct his homework, or go home to spend time with his family, or go to see a dance to decompress.

"Pass to Eric!" Ted, dressed in a football suit, walked out of the parking lot with a few companions, looked at the professor who was getting closer and closer, took a deep breath, and commanded.

"Why me!" Eric took the football ball that was tossed by his companion, his face full of confusion: "You want me to do a human collision with the professor?" ”

"You brought in Tommy and Jason's maggots, you're their Big, of course you can't do it." Ted said with an innocent face.

Eric cursed in his mouth, suddenly accelerated with the ball, rushed forward, and shouted loudly: "Get out of the way!" Stanford's best quarterback is here! ”

Behind him, Ted and the others chased frantically, and it looked like a warm-up episode that happened on the way to the game by a group of rugby players.

When the professor heard Eric's shout, he obediently stood on the side of the road, and even couldn't help but admire the vitality of these students, which filled Stanford with life.

As a result, in the next second, Eric rushed directly and hit the professor's homework box with one shoulder! Fortunately, he collected some strength, and the professor was just knocked down, but the homework box he was holding was directly knocked away, and the homework fell out of it and spilled all over the ground!

The companion with Tommy and Jason's homework ran over and left it in the middle of the other homework before the professor could come to his senses.

Everyone else also came over to greet the professor, intimately helping to clean up the homework on the ground, and at the same time taking the opportunity to humiliate Eric with all kinds of vicious words, the frightened professor looked at the dozen sturdy young men in front of him, and finally did not choose to get angry, but took the collected homework box with a gloomy face, and looked at the culprit Eric:

"What's your name?"

"Eric Bell." Eric lowered his head and looked humbly instructed: "Professor, I can accompany you to the infirmary to check your body, I'm very sorry that my reckless actions just now frightened you." ”

"No, Eric, I forgive you, you'd better be glad you didn't take my class, or I promise you won't have any more time to play rugby." After saying that, the professor took the rearranged homework box and walked proudly towards the parking lot.

Ted waited for the professor to walk away, and said to Eric, who had just breathed a sigh of relief and was lucky to have escaped, "Guess if the professor walked up to his car and found that all four tires were flat, who would he suspect first?" ”

"Why? Who did this to you? Eric heard Ted's voice and looked at him in despair.

Ted patted Eric on the shoulder, "To be on the safe side, try to delay as much time as possible, Tommy said." ”

"That stupid* better not show up in front of me for two weeks." Eric said depressedly.

Tommy, who was witnessing everything from the windowsill of the classroom, said to Jason, "Your dad shouldn't have to have another one this time, but it's hard to say, because next time you bring glory to the SSD by spraying beer and me playing table tennis, all the homework is on your own, and it's best not to have such an accident." ”

"It would be nice if college assignments and exams could be as easy as spraying beer." Jason breathed a sigh of relief, looked out the window at the figure of the SSD brothers who were quickly evacuated, and said with emotion.

"Superman only has one S, but elite students need to get three S's, which means that we are more powerful than Superman." Tommy patted him on the shoulder, turned and walked out of the classroom, "I need to do something and end this life as soon as possible." ”

The first more, this will continue to roll down the second more ~~

(End of chapter)