"Of course~" Tommy took the cigar out of the other party's chest, pinched it by the way, and felt the strong feel of the other party.

The girl laughed happily and helped Tommy unpack it, and even lit it for Tommy: "Thank you for your patronage, five dollars." ”

"Martin, pay this pretty girl five dollars, this cigar tastes great, and has a milky flavor." Tommy chewed his cigar and urged Martin, who had just walked over with two suitcases, to speak.

Martin was stunned for a moment: "How much?" Five dollars? ”

Seeing that Tommy wasn't joking, he walked over and carefully looked at the cigar in Tommy's mouth: "This thing can't have a milky flavor, boss, this kind of local Miami product, if you like it, I can buy you a box for two dollars, it's all a rotten ...... OK, ten dollars. ”

The girl took out another one and put it on her chest, looked at Martin generously, Martin immediately shut up, took out ten dollars and handed it to the other party, and by the way, took off the cigar on her chest, sniffing the cigar and whispering to Tommy: "Boss, I want to say, those people are still patting us, should you work hard to realize the American dream, even if it is pretended, maybe the other groups are thinking about how to make money, and we get off the plane, we just want to bite the milky cigar and flirt with Cuban girls." ”

Tommy ignored Martin's reminder, found an empty bench to sit down and rest, bit his cigar and looked at the small Havana Central Square, which is comparable to the density of people in Times Square in New York, first observed the people in the square, and then began to observe all the shops on the surrounding streets, until he saw the environment, then got up and bought a sunhat, walked around the nearby streets a few times, and even went to several hotels and convenience stores, and laundriesThen he returned to the bench and continued to sit down and rest, and Martin and Martin each bought a glass of cool juice to drink, Tommy asked Martin next to him while drinking:

"Do you know what I relied on to make money the first time?"

"Mr. Page and Miss Sophia said you earned your tuition through summer camp and so on." Martin tells Tommy what he learned from Paige and Sophia.

"No, that's the experience of using money to make money after I have money, and the first time I made money independently was by selling medicines."

Martin paused for a moment, turned his head to look at the camera that was being turned on not far away, and then looked at the unscrupulous Tommy: "Boss, are you sure you become a rich man by selling drugs, suitable for promoting the American dream, your friend named Stephen still expects this show to participate in the Amy Awards, not relying on this show to choose a room in St. Quentin Prison to settle down." ”

The film crew also had some headaches, but they didn't intervene, and the team leader Nick just reminded the photographer: "Mark this section well, and see if it needs to be silenced." ”

"Of course, if you insist on doing the drug business, boss, I think, you should go to my hometown of Little Haiti, I have a way there, crack and fast can buy it, but our principal doesn't seem to be able to buy a few pills." Martin lowered his voice and added a thoughtful addition to Tommy.

Tommy looked at Martin, "You think I'm going to sell a *due product?" ”

"Otherwise, what kind of medicine? Hurry, these are the most popular in Miami. Martin looked at Tommy puzzled: "Miami is an international metropolis, and the old-fashioned stuff of the sea ** has long been out of vogue among young people here." ”

"Regular medicine, Martin, I'm not a drug dealer, we're here to show the American Dream and make people believe that if they work as hard as we do, they can make life better." Tommy still looked at the crowd in the distance, "I just wanted you to go buy a few boxes of Senigo while I went to do some prep work before the business started." ”

"The name Senigo is really malicious to black people." When Martin heard this name, he first complained unhappily, and then asked curiously, "Are you constipated?" Boss? Or...... Have you recently changed your taste? Got a crush on a Cuban man? ”

Senigo is a powerful American laxative used to help patients excrete quickly, and the drug works very quickly, and it is a must-have for many American faggets on dates these days.

"I've got my eye on everybody here." Tommy said to Martin.

Martin was dumbfounded and looked at the thousands of people in the square: "So, are we going to shoot the American dream of the poor, or the American dream of?" Are you sure that with so many people, a few boxes of laxatives are enough for them to clean up their? Also, do you need to buy a few more boxes of Trojan and lube? ”

The film crew was desperate to listen to the conversation between the two at this time, and they didn't think about how many times Tommy and Martin's conversation would be silenced, but whether the material of this group was completely unaired.

"Don't you want to learn how to make money with me? First of all, money doesn't fall from the sky, you need to create an opportunity, a chance to get the money from other people's pockets into our pockets reasonably. Tommy bit the straw and said with a calm expression.

Martin used his brain to think for a moment, and then hesitated to speak: "The two of us occupy all the public toilets in the neighborhood, pour laxatives on them, and then blackmail them and pay money to go in and excrete?" ”

"That's illegal, Martin." Tommy reminded.

Martin breathed a sigh of relief, and then asked nervously: "I'm very happy boss, you remember that it was illegal, I wasn't ready to return to the police department as soon as I returned to Miami, can you tell me what you bought that thing for?" Otherwise, I'm always worried that you're going to do it to me at night when I'm asleep. ”

"You buy Señigo, grind it into flour, and then go to the square management office and buy a dozen packets of bread crumbs, mix them in and feed them to the pigeons, and then these thousands of pigeons, this central square where people come and go, fly freely." Tommy looked at the flock of pigeons flying around and said.

Martin looked at Tommy dumbfounded, and then at the film crew who had already listened stupidly, and couldn't help but whisper: "Animal cruelty is also illegal, boss." ”

"These pigeons are seriously overweight and we just want to help them lose weight, you know? People are slaughtering these poor birds with chronic obesity, we are saving them, the law says we can't abuse birds, but there is no rule that we can't treat them, we are curing them now, saving them. Tommy withdrew his gaze and said to Martin with a righteous face:

"Remember, we're animal protection volunteers."

Martin kept his mouth open for a long time before he came back to his senses and said, "Then, we can get the job of cleaning the square, right?" That's a good idea, yes, boss, we can at least get a short-term job for at least three days. ”

"You feed the pigeon laxatives just to have fun wiping its buttocks?" Tommy tapped his forehead lightly with his fingers:

"No~ Martin, it's 3:24 p.m., if you buy medicine to feed the pigeons according to the plan, then at the latest five to six o'clock, the pigeons should also attack, it is already sunset, tourists who are soiled by bird droppings, whether they go to the restaurant to eat, or go to the night attractions, will first decide to go back to the hotel to take a shower, change clothes, and I, will buy medicine to feed the pigeons during this time, go to a laundry to talk about cooperation, and then print business cards."

"We send business cards with their names and phone numbers to tourists who may be attacked by guano at any time, and tell them that our laundry offers a door-to-door pick-up service, and I asked, there are several hotels in the vicinity, only one of them provides laundry service, that is, guests staying in other hotels will need our services, and at that time, we should not only earn extra tips when you come to your door, but also negotiate a discount price with the laundry because of the large number of clothes, and earn the difference."

"Maybe you won't make a lot of money, but you and these poor pigeons should not have much of a problem helping me earn at least one night in a three-star hotel."

Martin was speechless, except for the occasional small blink of an eye, which proved that he was still alive.

The cameraman looked at Nick, the leader of the camera team, next to him: "Boss, are we sure we want to continue filming this natural aristocrat named Tommy Hawk?" Do you think the audience will be able to accept the American Dream if they want to realize the American Dream by frantically buying strong laxatives and feeding them to their pigeons, and drenching their compatriots in bird droppings? ”

The second more ~

(End of chapter)