At Manuel Resort, a beautiful Cuban girl is setting up a massage table and preparing for the next spa massage, while her guest is talking on the phone with an unhappy face.

"You're lying, Jason! You can't make that much money at all, can you? You just lied when you heard the genius idea of me pouring laxatives into pigeons, and you were unwilling to admit defeat. Tommy grabbed the phone in his hotel room and asked Jason in the remote town of San Saramento, California, with an unhappy face:

"Please, generously admit that you're lying! You can't earn more than 700 yuan at all, unless you go to work part-time to make a small movie to earn a salary. ”

Tommy called Jason to show off to Jason that he had earned more than six hundred dollars on the first day, and by the way, to comfort him, in his imagination, Jason and Susie, who were queuing up in San Saramento to receive relief food and sleep in a tent according to the script, he had absolutely no bad intentions, he just wanted to comfort them.

As a result, the current situation is that this pair of dog men and women of water-based poplar flowers do not need their own comfort at all, they have earned more money than themselves, more than 700 yuan, and at this moment the two are happily staying in the most expensive hotel in the small city of San Saramento, and even Jason specially showed off to Tommy that Susie used the money earned to buy a new set of underwear to wear for him.

Hearing that Tommy didn't believe that he was making so much money, Jason said triumphantly: "I admit that I didn't think of genius ideas before, but Susie can, where we are in San Saramento, there are a lot of Korean men who work, and Susie sees Korean men and thinks she can make money from these men." ”

"So, you let that beautiful girlfriend seduce a Korean man? That's not the American dream at all! You're cheating! However, I feel much better after listening to it, after all, I still feel like I am the best......" Tommy said immediately, but before he could finish his better-mood words, Jason had already interrupted his recovering good mood and added:

On the contrary, Susie's idea was to help Korean men achieve the American dream, she had hosted Koreans before Los Angeles, and knew what compliments Koreans wanted from American women, so she took out twenty dollars and hired a well-spoken Korean man as a salesperson, and by the way, she pretended to be her husband, can you imagine the look on the faces of those Koreans when they saw their fellow countrymen find a beautiful blonde American girl as their wife and get a green card? They set up a torture chamber and tortured the guy to ask him for the secret of his success. ”

"So, what's the secret of success?" Tommy already had a bad idea when he heard Susie think of an idea, who would have thought that Jason would just go on vacation and take his mentally abnormal but intelligent girlfriend with him, which should be considered cheating and disqualify Jason from the show.

Jason said: "Deception, the man said to those Koreans that he deceived Susie with fake photos before marriage, and successfully tricked Susie into marrying him, and all this is entirely due to me, I am the founder of the chicken camera." ”

"What fucking camera?" Tommy was stunned for a moment, then asked.

"Pull the chicken camera, Susie took the name." Jason repeated:

"Actually, it's to lie to those Koreans, as long as I use my camera to take photos, the camera can automatically identify the club, and it will automatically lengthen the club, those Koreans are excited, after all, Susie let the Korean guy she hired take a photo of the club, go to the computer store in the name of trial software, use the computer software to deliberately stretch the photo, those poor Korean ghosts saw the club comparable to the Mandingo on the photo of the fellow countrymen, and they were excited, plus Susie This beauty is constantly stimulating them, As if you can trick a beautiful woman with the same level as her into marrying as long as you take a picture of a ball, she gave up thinking with her brain at all, and asked me to help take pictures to trick American women into marrying and staying with them, I said that the film is specially made, expensive, and costs ten yuan per photo, and it is over, brother. ”

"Pulling the chicken camera, what a genius idea......" Tommy rubbed his face vigorously: "Remember this chicken pulling camera, wait for the software industry to develop for a while, the technology in software and hardware is really mature, and the effect of pulling chicken can be realized, we will really develop such a software and sell it to the Korean and Japanese markets." ”

Tommy sighed: "Although I hate to admit it, the pigeon and laxative I think of are a little bit different from your chicken puller camera and the Korean." ”

"Tommy, remember, admit defeat, you're going to lose." Jason said proudly.

Tommy said stiffly: "The reason why I lost is because I brought Martin, if Dennis or Pam is by my side, you will definitely lose to me, that is my partner who can really play 100% combat effectiveness, I need them to have wild ideas." ”

"Actually, hearing that you deal with guano all day makes me feel a lot better." Jason suddenly lowered his voice over there and said slowly:

"You know, Susie is in charge of coming up with ideas and showing off her beauty by the way, and I'm in a Korean apartment full of sweat, shooting about seventy Korean clubs, bearing a weight that a man with a normal orientation can't bear, I even try to hypnotize myself as a, I should be happy to see so many clubs at this time, and what's even more disturbing is that I'm going to go to a computer store tomorrow to borrow a computer and help more than 70 club photos lengthen."

"It makes me feel a lot better to hear you say that, after all, I haven't dealt with guano or been surrounded by more than seventy clubs." Tommy thought for a moment about what might have happened to Jason at that time, and immediately became happy again: "Koreans, holding a picture of an elongated club, think they can achieve the American dream?" I'm going to pass all my boring time with this joke this year, and by the way, did the film crew stop you from helping the Koreans achieve the American dream? ”

Jason said frankly, "Uh...... It seems that dissuasion came, but we ignored it, isn't there still you and another group? So we didn't pay attention to the suggestions of the followers. ”

"In other words, Stephen's stupid* invited three of us to record the show, and two of the groups of material may not be usable." Tommy said with a smile.

Jason also laughed: "Be optimistic, maybe the materials of the three groups of centaurs can't be used, what are you going to do tomorrow?" ”

"I'm going to keep feeding the pigeons, I think I can feed them for at least three days, what about you?"

"Susie said she was going to try to run a prostitute training class to teach the local women about the high-end service of Los Angeles and make them more competitive in the market, while I was going to go to the computer store and grab free computers to help the Koreans stretch their clubs."

"You're a white-supremacist SSD fraternity, and the way you start your business is to pull chickens for Koreans?"

"Are you the former chairman of the Stanford SSD, Mr. Stanford's four years of schooling at Stanford University taught you how to give pigeons laxatives? Admit it, you're just jealous of me, Tommy, I'll send you a picture of my chicken pulling for you as a greeting card, no thanks, good night, I'm going to enjoy life with Susie. ”

Tommy scolded F*ck, hung up the phone with an unhappy face, gritted his teeth and looked at the massage girl who was preparing for his full-body SPA, and finally got up and walked to the balcony, shouting to the guest room next to him: "Martin! Martin! ”

Martin came out from the balcony next door: "What's the matter, boss...... I'm going to assassinate the boss, right? Mr. Page, the boss just called me, why did you show up from the balcony of that guest room behind the boss? ”

Tommy turned around, and Paige Sr. was leaning on the balcony of the guest room on the other side, looking at the two of them with a can of beer in his hand.

"OK, Mr. Page can be a judge too." Tommy lit a cigarette and told the two of them the bad news he had just learned about Jason's idea of pulling chicken:

"Do you think our method of making money is cooler, or is Jason and Suzie's chicken camera cooler?"

"That woman is as cool as you are." Martin said honestly, "Maybe...... You're a little cooler than the boss. ”

Tommy turned his head to look at Peppa, who also nodded, and said succinctly: "Pull the chicken." ”

"Why are you obsessed with this, boss?" Martin asked Tommy.

Tommy rubbed his face: "Because we made a bet before, the stakes are a bit big, so big that it is difficult for those who lose to bear the result." ”

"Losing a lot of money?"

"No, it's much worse than losing."

At this time, the Cuban girl Tingting walked up to the balcony and smiled at Tommy and said, "Sir, it's ready, you can enjoy a massage now." ”

Tommy drops his cigarette butt and turns to follow the Cuban girl and disappears over the balcony.

Martin saw Tommy leaving, and he was about to go back to his room, but before he could turn around, he saw a heart-piercing scene, a massage girl magically appeared on the balcony of old Peppa and asked old Peppa to go back to the room with her.

"Boss, why don't I have employee benefits?" He couldn't help but shout from the balcony in the direction of Tommy's guest room.

Tommy's head poked out from the balcony: "I'm afraid you're too tired, go to bed early, Martin, Mr. Page doesn't have to go to deliver the laundry at six o'clock in the morning." ”

The next day, Tommy got up refreshed and took Martin to the square to continue the boring way of making money on the first day, and when he arrived at the square, sure enough, the guano on the square had been cleaned from yesterday, and the tourists and vendors had another good day.

The problem is, all the pigeons are gone.

Martin burst into tears of joy on the spot, which meant that he didn't have to run around the world to collect dirty clothes stained with bird droppings today.

After running to the square management office to ask the administrator, Tommy learned that a kind tourist called to report, saying that he witnessed someone maliciously poisoning the pigeons yesterday, and for the sake of protecting animals, the square management office put away the pigeons and will not release them for the time being, at least not for a few days.

After only one day of earnings, he was cut off from his money, and the pigeons could not continue to enjoy free weight loss services with his help.

Tommy turned his head to look at the film crew not far away, and slowly walked up to Nick: "Kind tourist, is that you?" ”

"Sir, it's disgusting, we ...... We just want you to change to a normal way to make money. Nick didn't deny it hypocritically, and admitted with some guilt: "Give us some material that can be broadcast normally, Please." ”

"It's okay, it's okay, I understand your feelings, it's just...... Those pigeons brought me wealth, and now that you let them go, I can only treat you as pigeons. Tommy saw that the other party generously admitted, and instead of getting angry, he patted Nick on the shoulder with an understanding expression and comforted:

"Don't worry, I'm not going to force you to take laxatives, but your ass, you may need Stephen to help wipe it, let's go, according to your proposal, let's go and change to a normal business."

"What business?" Nick was faintly worried.

Tommy said without looking back: "No matter how barren the land is, there must be a business, what is it?" ”

Nick looked puzzled at Peppa, who was about to leave with Tommy: "Mr. Peppa, what does that mean?" ”

"I don't know." Paige shook her head and patted Nick on the shoulder as Tommy did:

"For the sake of your invitation to me, all I can say is that you had better catch up and tell him that you would rather take laxatives and play pigeons in the square than see the business."

The second more ~

(End of chapter)