Jason and Susie are in the living room of their flat-floor apartment in Silicon Valley, and at the moment there is a new model of TV that can be bought on the market, Susie, Sophia, and Quinn are wearing loose women's home robes, sitting on the sofa in the living room, waiting for Old Turner's TNT TV station to broadcast Tommy on time, and Jason's garbage variety show "Flying Yellow".

"Quinn actually proposed that the three of them change into home clothes, from the perspective of the balcony, the scenery is good, it must be better than that garbage variety show." Jason leaned against the balcony railing, beer in hand, eyes on the couch three women on the couch who exposed large patches of fair skin on their legs and chest, and said to Tommy beside him with a wicked smile.

"yes, you see how happy she is taking advantage of your girlfriend, and she put her hand in it." Tommy reminds Jason not to be drawn to the revealing images, but to be keenly observant of the untold details:

"Do you think she proposed to change into a family robe and watch TV to give us a good time? No, it's convenient for her to get over it by herself. ”

“Shit！ You're right! Jason followed Tommy's reminder and began to pay attention to Quinn's small movements, and he soon discovered that this garbage tomboy was actually kneading his girlfriend's buttocks with his left hand, and his right hand was deliberately hugging Sophia, making unintentional small movements to touch Sophia's airport, while the two women were eating snacks, drinking beer, and staring at the TV, completely unaware that Quinn was seriously harassing their bodies.

Jason took a sip of beer: "Honey! The short-haired man who pretended to be a woman with two chickpeas glued to his chest is secretly poking and pinching your carefully maintained buttocks! Should you report this level of intimacy to her, how to charge! ”

"You went to see the Blonde Society's Mimi Dafang, right, the three of us saw you come out of it with our own eyes, is it beautiful?" Susie glanced at Quinn's retracted hand, and had no intention of getting angry at all, but smiled at Jason and asked about something else.

Jason hesitated awkwardly for two seconds, and then decisively explained: "Tommy sincerely asked me to accompany him, he has no cash, and he hasn't been back to Stanford for too long, and he can't remember the specific address of the Blonde Club, so I reluctantly accompanied him, I just drank a bottle of beer and didn't see anything...... Okay, I saw a little, but it was just out of the idea of not hurting the self-esteem of the girls, after all, if I didn't watch it all the time, they might be because of their own imperfections, and I couldn't let those girls leave a shadow of youth because of my unsociable behavior. ”

"It's okay, but men and women are equal, right." Susie grabbed Quinn's hand, generously pressed it on her chest, and threw a smug wink at Jason defiantly: "Mimi is a big goss, and so will the old lady, wait a minute, I'll go to the downstairs apartment hall to give a little spiritual comfort to the men who come home late from overtime, there are about dozens or hundreds of rich computer practitioners living in this building, I hope you will think clearly about what to say next, and then speak, because you only need a chance to speak." ”

It's obviously not the first time Jason has been coerced by Susie, and he has a lot of experience in dealing with it: "I'll buy out your Mimi Dafang project at a high price, so that the men in the whole apartment don't praise me the next morning, hey, Jason, your girlfriend is really beautiful and kind, and now there are not many high-quality beauties who are willing to serve the public at a low price." ”

"Can I buy it? Susie? Quinn asked in an inopportune voice beside him, feeling the comfortable touch.

"No, you can't afford it, baby." Susie turned her head to Quinn and said seriously, and at the same time removed Quinn's hand: "Just take those two strokes just now as a free touch of the fuselage at the private jet customization center to feel the feel, Jason has chartered the venue, don't touch them again." ”

Tommy smiled evilly and shouted to Quinn, who was reminiscing about his feelings: "Quinn, you can do that to Sophia, I will never scold you like Jason, I will only sincerely thank you and help Sophia save money for breast augmentation." ”

Sophia turned her head in displeasure and glared at Tommy, who gently slammed the metal railing with his beer bottle: "Take it easy, Sophia, think about the good things that have happened, it will help you forgive me." ”

"If it weren't for the fact that you paid for the latest TV and a high-end ......membership to Ms. Deca's Aromatherapy SPA for three years with unlimited branches," Sophia's chest rose and fell violently a few times, and according to Tommy, she recalled her previous gains in the mall before calming down her anger and said:

"I would have taken the money you put with me to hire a team of Pinkerton killers."

When the three women were once again attracted by the program on the TV and ended their laughter, Jason brought a beer to his lips, smiled in the night breeze and admired his girlfriend on the sofa who showed off her figure generously, and said to Tommy:

"So, AmigaOS, you're not kidding if you put Susie in charge of the release? Jay, will a few of them be okay with that? After all, Amiga was created by them. ”

"Amiga, which is Spanish for female friend, is not on the market, just by listening to its name, it can make people in Hispanic or Spanish-speaking countries shine in their eyes, and then what? I let Jay Miner, the wild man with more hair than a American bear, who weighs as much as a hippopotamus, who is unkempt, who goes to an international conference and actually wears beach pants, comes out and says, Hey, I'm your Amiga? Tommy leaned his arms back against the guardrail, looked back at the starry sky with his upper body slightly back, and said with a smile:

"Believe me, from the moment he appeared with Amiga, all the Spanish-speaking otaku on the planet won't spend a penny on our system in their lifetime because we've ruined the most beautiful and imaginative words in their language system, can you imagine Microsoft naming Windows HotGirl and having bald Ballmer stand in the spotlight and say to everyone, Hi, I'm your HotGirl! The picture? California and Texas girls may be able to carry guns and join forces to go north and let Microsoft see what America's HotGirl is. ”

Jason was also amused by Tommy's description and grinned, but then continued to ask:

"But if you insist on women, Holly is obviously the better choice, or Susan, they've all seen the big scenes in the mall, and Susie is computer savvy, but she's more often hidden behind a computer screen, teaching a bunch of networms how to take advantage of big companies through loopholes."

"You know, if my Otilia is an angel sent by heaven to save me, your Susie is a succubus who crawls out of hell with her own hands, hot, open, passionate, and most importantly smart and strong in heart, she can look directly at all the vicious jokes, and then respond generously, she is covered with the scars left by her dark experiences, she does not commit suicide, she is not depressed, but stands calmly in the sun, choosing to live more sincerely and passionately than those peers who were luckier in childhood, think about it, Jason, Did Susie really heal your anxiety or stress with those leather props? Is it really her superb posturing experience that draws you to spend the rest of your life with her? No, it's this girl's love of life, and her strong self-confidence, she believes that her fate will change for the better, no matter how bad it is right now, she slowly attracts you and changes you subtly, just like when we were in school, because I started teaching myself computer courses, although I never asked you to have to be the same as me as a roommate, but you soon began to try to teach yourself like me. Tommy turned around and sat side by side with Jason on the guardrail looking at Silicon Valley at night:

"I once saw a sentence in a magazine, it should be some kind of luxury and other advertising words, some people are born proud, I don't care about it, until your Susie appears, I don't know what it feels like to be calm in the sun, and I also believe that the advertising slogan is true, some people can live proud no matter what kind of fucking place they are born, you should let the world see Susie, just like I want the world to see the AmigaOS we gave to this world, They are all the same brilliance, the same born proud. ”

After saying that, Tommy also patted Jason on the shoulder: "I can't help but be a little jealous of you in some holy sage moments, I will think, God is partial to fools after all, otherwise why would a strong man like Susie become your girlfriend who is ashamed of Stanford." ”

"Or else? Cheap you? Jason asked Tommy dissatisfied.

Tommy shook his head sincerely, and explained to Jason in a rare and serious way: "No, I just feel that you are not worthy of her when I am jealous, of course, I am not worthy of it, a rotten person like me is only worthy of an angel like Otilia to save, and Susie is a strong man, and I am a machochauvinist who does not believe that women deserve to be treated equally by men from the bottom of my bones, and we can only meet each other's nightmares." ”

"She would be happy to hear someone compliment her like that." Jason looked at Silicon Valley at night, exhaled his wine, and then said to Tommy seriously with relief: "I now believe that you asked her to be in charge of the launch of AmigaOS, you know, if you only say the explanation of AmigaOS in the first half, I won't agree." ”

"Here we go! Jason! We're coming out soon! I play the preamble! Stephen has already started to read the lines! Come here! In the living room, Susie shouted excitedly as she stared at the screen of her newly purchased TV.

Jason looked at Tommy and held up his beer bottle, "Ready for millions of people to pay to see our silly show?" ”

"When I'm free, I'll make a documentary about Stephen and his dad, his deceased grandfather, and Ben's grandchildren." Tommy and Jason bumped, drank their beers, and walked into the living room.

Jason was stunned when he heard Tommy's words: "F*ck! Hollywood has been prostituted by his family for three generations? ”

"Not really, because when his grandfather and father spent the night with those actresses, they basically didn't pay the bills." Tommy said without looking back.

Jason followed into the living room: "I knew that there was still a gap between me and the entertainment of the nobles. ”

He then sat directly on the carpet in front of Susie, who rode on Jason's neck with her two long legs.

Tommy stood in the living room, looked at Sophia, and then at Quinn, who noticed Tommy's gaze, looked over and said in an unkind tone: "What are you looking at?" ”

"Want to experience how comfortable Jason and Susie are in this position right now?" Tommy pointed to the dog man and woman and said to Quinn.

Quinn had a look of disgust on his face: "You want the old lady's legs to be on your shoulders?" ”

"No, what the are you thinking, how do you think I'm going to be interested in men!" Hearing that the other party actually questioned his proposal, Tommy explained dissatisfiedly:

"I just think you look more like a man, and it's far enough away from the dog's position that you might as well sit on the carpet and I'll ride you, or, move your ass and leave me a seat on the couch next to you, I don't want to appreciate the intimacy of the dogman and woman up close."

"Quiet! Tommy, keep an eye out for Stephen's voiceover, I think his lines are so good, he said last time he wrote it himself. Sophia is holding a bucket of popcorn and hears Tommy and Quinn bickering, and asks Tommy to be quiet.

Tommy squeezed in the empty space between Sophia and Quinn and looked at the TV, where the promo of "The Flying Stars" was playing, and Stephen's underwhelming voice sounded outside the screen:

"The last time someone told the world that he was born an aristocracy, it was on the eve of the outbreak of the French Revolution, and not long after saying this, those nobles lined up and disappeared under the guillotine."

"Now, there are some messy variety shows that keep describing to us how noble the American aristocracy is and how pure the bloodline is, so do they want the United States to reproduce how the aristocracy went to the guillotine?"

"Those shows are full of lies! In order to avoid being ruined by this kind of idiot who thinks he is an aristocrat after making a few dollars by selling people or squeezing labor, let me tell you that there is no aristocracy here, only the American dream of miracles, because this is not France, not England, this is the land of miracles, the United States. ”

"I'm going to invite three Stanford friends who have fulfilled the American Dream to give up their wealth, their status, and even their status during the show, and only allow them to travel with an assistant who also gave up their identity, and they will be thrown into a completely strange city, where no one knows them, no one cares about them, they are just unknown people in the United States, but they will accomplish a feat of fulfilling the much-anticipated American Dream again in a new capacity."

"If they can do it, don't doubt it, you can be in front of the TV, just let the three of them tell you that this is America, there is no aristocracy here, only the American dream."

"Next, let's witness the rise of three groups of little people."

"The first player, Belt, graduated from Stanford University, during the school period relied on excellent stock judgment, to help classmates use their pocket money to speculate in stocks, earn their own commissions, when graduation just a simple commission income reached 100,000, personal stock income exceeded one million, this Stanford genius who is good at maximizing economic benefits, will be sent to distant River City, Washington with his assistant, but also his younger brother Arthur, friendly reminder, Belt, River City where there is no stock market."

"The second contestant, Jason, won the California Small Film Actors Guild Best Actor crown in one fell swoop when he was a freshman, and at the same time starred in the first movie received a salary of 20,000 yuan, and then, he used 20,000 yuan to buy shares, and co-founded a software company with his roommates, just one year, when other students still have a headache for tuition loans, the shares he holds are worth tens of millions, this Silicon Valley upstart will go to the barren town of San Saramento, California, with his assistant and girlfriend Susie, I did my research, There are fewer than 100 computers in San Saramento combined, and 99% of residents have never touched a computer. ”

Hearing his introduction, Jason frowned and exclaimed dissatisfiedly: "Stephen, this stupid* why did you specifically mention that I got the leading actor?" Is it because my dad in Mississippi doesn't know where to buy a collector's edition of my little movie? ”

"No thanks, I got it for you." Tommy took a bite of popcorn between Sophia's fingers and said thoughtfully, "Attention, it's time to introduce me, the big guys always make the finale." ”

"The third contestant, Tommy, he is an old friend of mine, I met him long before college, we were still on a crazy trip overseas, he could make hundreds of millions of dollars, but he insisted on only making what he should make! Some people may have some impression of his photo, yes, he is the Stanford man who developed the documentation software and made it available to the public for free! ”

"He's going to go to Miami, Florida, with his assistant, Martin, a young black man he met temporarily from Long Beach, Los Angeles, where there are a lot of people whose living standards are below the mark, and I wonder if Tommy chooses to earn their pitiful savings and expose their hypocrisy, or if he is really a righteous man alive and help them."

"Stephen can't be so sensual to praise you, are you sure he wrote this line himself? Also, Martin picked it up temporarily? Didn't Paippa go to Long Beach to catch you on purpose? Jason asked, confused.

This time not only Jason, but Susie and Sophia also turned their heads to look at Tommy, because this line really didn't look like Stephen said, unless he was threatened by Tommy and was pointed at gunpoint, Sophia also asked:

"You kidnapped Stephen?"

"I threatened him with refusing to make a reshoot, and he tweaked my scene a bit." Tommy said.

Jason looked at Tommy, "Why didn't I get the notification?" What did you adjust? Deleted all your messes? ”

"No, it wasn't deleted, it just went to Martin as much as possible." Tommy said frankly.

On the TV, Stephen is frantically replacing the real conversation between Tommy and Martin with narration: "We saw that Tommy was talking with Martin on the plane with a serious expression, Martin was very grateful to Tommy for giving him the opportunity, so he couldn't wait to offer to help as much as possible, when he learned on the plane that he was going to Miami, he told Tommy that he had relatives in Miami, and he could sell a batch of drugs that were not good for health on credit to make the first pot of gold, Tommy refuted him with righteous words, and persuaded Martin to change his ways and be a good person like him." ”

"I can't stand it." Jason said, "That's why you left Sophia in the first place and insisted on bringing a black man?" Just to push what you did on the other person's head when you make the final cut? ”

"Now you understand, your slave owner ancestors took the benefits of a few black slaves wherever they went, right?"

(End of chapter)