Chapter 212: Don't... I
Before class, Shan Kaiquan, Ma Shicheng and others entered the class together.
Shan Kaiquan was carrying a black bag containing his newly bought chess pieces.
After eating at noon, he called Ma Shicheng to the dormitory.
Ma Shicheng is playing games with his mobile phone, Shan Kaiquan is playing chess, he abused Guo Kunnan and Hu Jun for a noon, and he has not lost a game, he is full of confidence at the moment, and he feels that he is the king of chess in the world.
He stood in the aisle and chatted with Chen Siyu.
Shan Kaiquan spoke to Chen Siyu on the surface, but in fact, he meant to be in the summer of white rain.
Shan Kaiquan sometimes looks for Chen Siyu, sometimes looks for Jiang Ning, anyway, he never looks for Bai Yuxia, so as to avoid others seeing his plans, he thinks he is hiding very well.
Often smug, when it comes to hiding love, he is far superior to others.
Shan Kaiquan chatted with Chen Siyu, not that he had nothing to say, on the contrary, he could always find a new topic every time.
Today he brought chess over, and he didn't start the topic with chess for the first time.
For Shan Kaiquan, he divides the topics of chat into two categories, one is a long-term topic, which will not be outdated and can be taken out to chat at any time.
Another topic is similar to news broadcasting, which needs to be hot, this kind of topic, after the current time period, will not be hot, and it will not be able to attract the attention of Bai Yuxia.
For this reason, Shan Kaiquan specially consulted Brother Ma and learned the method.
Every morning, noon, and evening, he inspects the post bar of Yuzhou No. 4 Middle School, the school QQ group, and various small groups, in order to get this kind of information as soon as possible and share it with Bai Yuxia.
Today's Shan Kaiquan got the 'Four Middle School News' again.
"Do you know, today our school, the Academic Affairs Office launched a big operation, and many students were arrested!" Shan Kaiquan said mysteriously.
His words and expressions were well coordinated, and they really attracted Chen Siyu's attention, and even Chen Siyu was at the same table as Bai Yuxia, planning to listen to it.
"What's the matter?" Chen Siyu was curious.
Shan Kaiquan gloated: "Today, our grade leader, with the teacher and the security office, went to the black Internet café outside to catch students surfing the Internet. ”
"A lot of students who are surfing the Internet have been pulled to school and heard that they have to call their parents over."
At that time, Ma Shicheng learned the news and was extremely happy, if it was the usual noon, Ma Shicheng might have gone to play a game.
I went to the dormitory at noon today, and I happened to avoid it.
Shan Kaiquan said again: "Shi Qianjin from Class 9 next door was arrested, our class was lucky this time, no one was arrested, otherwise the head teacher would definitely come to criticize us." ”
Chen Siyu can't quite understand people who go to Internet cafes to play games, she has never been to an Internet café, she thinks that Internet cafes are not a good place.
The impression of it is similar to that of a few computers in a dark room, with the smell of smoke all over the place, and dirty students, looking at the games on the computer screens, their expressions excited.
"Is it fun to surf the Internet, I see them going to play every day?" Chen Siyu was a little disgusted.
Shan Kaiquan immediately stated his position: "What is fun, the computer can be played, the mobile phone can also be played, not much, I never go to the Internet café to surf the Internet." ”
He drew a line with those students who went online.
In fact, Shan Kaiquan used to like the Internet, but now in order to chase Bai Yuxia, he has changed his mind, not only studying hard, but also not going to the Internet café.
After Chen Siyu listened, he asked Jiang Ning again:
"Do you usually go to an Internet café?"
Xue Yuantong replied for him: "Jiang Ning won't go, he has a computer in the room, and the chassis will glow, super cool." ”
"Did your parents buy it?"
"Someone else sent it." Jiang Ning said, this was given to him by Shao Shuangshuang.
After thinking about it, Chen Siyu said, "Will Jiang Ningling repair the computer, if my computer is broken in the future, can I ask you to come to my house to repair it?" ”
Jiang Ning refused: "No." ”
"Okay."
Maybe this topic is not attractive enough, Bai Yuxia continued to write the test papers, Shan Kaiquan saw that it was not a way, his main purpose was Bai Yuxia, if Bai Yuxia didn't listen, then it would be meaningless.
Shan Kaiquan then said the second topic: "There is another big thing, Yan Tianpeng from Class 9 was sent to the school infirmary at noon!" ”
As soon as these words came out, Chen Siyu said:
"Yan Tianpeng, is it the boy from the mountain?"
Yan Tianpeng's height of 1.9 meters is more recognizable in several nearby classes, and it is not that there are no students of 1.9 meters in the fourth middle school, but Yan Tianpeng is not only tall, but also very strong, full of muscles.
Not to mention girls, even many boys of average size, standing in front of Yan Tianpeng, have a sense of oppression, for fear that Yan Tianpeng will suddenly go crazy and punch him over.
Shan Kaiquan: "Yes, yes, yes, it's him." ”
"He's sick?" Chen Siyu wondered, "Otherwise, how could such a strong person faint?" ”
Bai Yuxia was obviously a little interested: "Did he fight with someone else?" ”
What she wondered was that with Yan Tianpeng's terrifying size, who could send him to the hospital, could he have been beaten by the crowd?
The atmosphere of the fourth middle school will not degenerate to this extent.
Hearing this, Shan Kaiquan's expression became extremely strange.
He said: "Yan Tianpeng raised a hamster in the dormitory and took care of it carefully every day, and his hamster died at noon today, and he was grief-stricken, and then fainted. ”
Chen Siyu covered his mouth: "...... Giggles. ”
Bai Yuxia was also silent, she felt that she should be sad, but why was it a little funny.
……
The first class in the afternoon is often the time of the day when the sun is the most sleepy.
Chinese teacher Dai Yongquan stammers on weekdays, but when he recites classical Chinese, his tone is subdued and frustrated.
Ma Shicheng was quietly playing with his mobile phone in the back row, for a semester, he had already figured out Dai Yongquan's character, as long as you don't play too arrogantly with your mobile phone, Dai Yongquan will pretend to be blind.
So Ma Shicheng played quite comfortably.
Not only Ma Shicheng, but Guo Kunnan in the back row is looking at QQ space.
He flipped through a picture of her riding a mountain bike, in which she was fully armed, showing only her side face.
The girl's body is heroic, and the picture is not clear, but there is a sense of speed, and it looks like a different kind of beauty.
It was accompanied by a line: "Not cute, but cool." ”
Guo Kunnan liked it, and then looked at the comments below.
first a few comments praising Yang Sheng's beauty, and then Ma Shicheng:
"Who filmed you?"
Xue Yuantong left a message: "I sat in the back seat of Jiang Ning and took a picture of her (proud)." ”
Guo Kunnan occasionally looked up at his teacher, Dai Yongquan, and continued to play with his mobile phone.
Shan Kaiquan in the front row listened carefully to the class and analyzed the text, he had done a preview in advance, and he felt quite relaxed listening to the class, and what the Chinese teacher said was in line with the content of his preview.
Shan Kaiquan made great progress in the last final unified examination and won the encouragement of parents and teachers.
He studied harder, as long as the next time, his grades surpassed Chen Siyu, and Bai Yuxia was his person.
In the entire class, in terms of effort, only Chen Qian and another taciturn girl worked harder than him.
Chen Qian is a top student, Shan Kaiquan can understand it, but that girl usually works extremely hard, and I heard that after self-study in the evening, she will not go back to the dormitory until more than eleven o'clock.
Every time I go to class, I always listen carefully, take notes carefully, and have an excellent learning attitude.
However one exam, lower middle.
It is difficult for Shan Kaiquan to understand this kind of bewilderment.
"Students, I'm here to recite "Red Cliff Fu"." Dai Yongquan threw away his books and got off the podium.
Seeing this, Wang Longlong hurriedly patted Ma Shicheng, and Ma Shicheng quickly put away his mobile phone.
When Dai Yongquan recites texts, he likes to walk around the classroom, as if he wants everyone to hear his beautiful voice.
However, Wang Longlong only thought he was noisy.
Influenced him to watch Ma Ge play games.
Dai Yongquan put his hands behind his back and paced to the aisle.
He first looked at Wu Xiaoqi, who was sleeping on his stomach, and his wrinkles immediately became deeper.
He knew Wu Xiaoqi's identity, and he didn't care about this kid, anyway, he didn't affect the order of the class.
Dai Yongquan coughed twice, and his iconic voice sounded:
"In the autumn of Renxu, in July, Su Zi and the guest are boating under the red cliff."
He spoke aloud, pacing slowly, and as he recited, he gradually moved to the back of the classroom.
Ma Shicheng and they looked at Dai Yongquan honestly and didn't dare to make any moves.
When Dai Yongquan was reciting, his eyes caught a glimpse of several people, and the recitation did not stop for a moment.
He paced to the front again, and reached the aisle next to Pang Jiao and Wu Xiaoqi, and at this time he recited the most wonderful fragment of the whole text, Dai Yongquan's expression was shaken, and his tone suddenly rose, resounding throughout the class:
"Parasitic mayflies in heaven and earth, a millet in the sea!"
As soon as these words fell, Wu Xiaoqi, who was originally asleep, suddenly shouted:
"Don't kiss me!"
"Boom!" A bounce, jumping on the spot, like a monkey flying into the sky.
He has been practicing basketball hard all year round, and his bounce is already excellent, but at this moment, he jumped up directly in his dream, and that height is really amazing.
In addition, everyone is sitting, so Wu Xiaoqi is even more prominent.
He jumped onto his desk.
Dai Yongquan recited to the most passionate place, this scene happened in the class, and he was almost scared!
Wu Xiaoqi sat on the desk, looking at the stagnant classmates in the class in a daze, and he asked:
"What's wrong, what's wrong? What's wrong with you guys? ”
Chinese teacher Dai Yongquan was furious, pointed at him tremblingly, and roared:
"Get out, you get out of here!"
Wu Xiaoqi knew that he had committed an accident, so he left Class 8 with a basketball.
……
After Dai Yongquan finished this class, he returned to the office and explained the situation to Shan Qingrong.
So Shan Qingrong came to Class 8 and arrested Wu Xiaoqi and scolded him.
Although Wu Xiaoqi is thick-skinned and doesn't care about these things, he inevitably feels a little embarrassed.
Especially Shan Kaiquan, asked him meaningfully, what kind of dream did he have just now, why did he shout 'don't kiss me', did he dream of a beautiful woman?
After Wu Xiaoqi heard this, he was extremely cold, he dreamed that Pang Jiao gave him artificial respiration, and woke him up on the spot.
The second class in the afternoon was the class of the math teacher Gao He Shuai, and before the class started, the eighth class was full of mourning, especially Ma Shicheng and others in the back row, taking Gao He Shuai's class was like enduring torture.
I can't play with my phone, I can only sit dry.
The bell rings for class, and everyone is ready to accept their fate.
Huang Zhongfei, the squad leader, walked to the podium with his mobile phone:
"I received a notice that Mr. Gao is not feeling well, and everyone will study on their own in the two classes of 2.3!"
",!"
"That's so cool, isn't it?"
The classmates were pleasantly surprised, they originally thought it was a torture, but now they look at it, it's a foot bath!
Ma Shicheng and they are so happy, without a teacher, they can play with their mobile phones for two classes, and they are not happy.
Class 8 suddenly became a sea of joy.
Shan Kaiquan was so anxious that he wanted to change positions with Chen Siyu and play chess with Bai Yuxia, but it was not easy to bring it up, and he always felt that it was too deliberate.
Wu Xiaoqi hugged the basketball, exhaustion hit, he was a little sleepy again, but he didn't dare to sleep, just now Shan Qingrong criticized him, almost did it, and told him not to disturb the classroom discipline.
Of course, this is not a problem at all, even if Class 8 does not allow him, but he, Wu Xiaoqi, can find a more suitable class.
His main concern was to have the same nightmare again.
Since he knew that Pang Jiao had artificial respiration for the boys in Class 9, Wu Xiaoqi couldn't sleep well, and when he thought of that picture, he was terrified.
The more scared he was, the more that thing came to his door.
Just now he had a dream, he won the championship in the dream, thousands of onlookers, he held the trophy high, the peak moment of his life, but suddenly fainted.
Pang Jiao, the audience at the scene, came out of the crowd and lay on him, wanting to give him artificial respiration, Wu Xiaoqi woke up in fright.
He didn't dare to sleep anymore, afraid that a terrible nightmare would come to him again.
In order to pass the time, Wu Xiaoqi looked at Pang Jiao, who was at the same table, and she put on a strong lipstick to highlight her fat lips.
Wu Xiaoqi's heart seemed to be choked.
So, he took a second look, and Pang Jiao's cheeks were painted with a faint red, making her huge face even more outstanding.
No, I still can't stand it.
Human beings often have a curiosity mentality, and always like to look at those pictures that their hearts can't bear.
Wu Xiaoqi took a third look.
Pang Jiao noticed his foul gaze and said in a bad air:
"Dead voyeur!"
Wu Xiaoqi felt that he was insulted, he was not angry, he took a few serious looks, and felt that the fear in his heart was eliminated a little.
Sure enough, the best way to get rid of fear is to face it!
So Wu Xiaoqi thought of a more effective method.
He said, "Pang Jiao, if I sleep again, you will wake me up!" ”
Based on Wu Xiaoqi's logic, he thought that this would hinder him from sleeping and completely stay away from nightmares.
It was the first time Pang Jiao had encountered such a cheap person.
Without waiting for Pang Jiao to answer, Wu Xiaoqi played with his mobile phone, he actually didn't play much on his mobile phone, even if he played, he just looked at the information of the basketball game.
In terms of the degree of dependence on mobile phones among his peers, Wu Xiaoqi is definitely the smallest, even with the latest flagship mobile phone, he still plays very little.
He trained hard every day and got up at 4 a.m. to play basketball since the sixth grade.
Although he is only one meter tall and in his early sixties, he has big dreams.
Looking at the basketball game information, Wu Xiaoqi was sleepy again, and he got up early all year round, which made him sleep insufficient.
He completely forgot what he had told Pang Jiao, and fell asleep on his desk.
Pang Jiao has been waiting for a long time now, and when she saw it, her thick fingers grabbed Wu Xiaoqi's hair.
The other hand shone on Wu Xiaoqi's face, opened the bow left and right, exhaled the big ear scraper, and made a sound:
"Bang Bang!"
The sound resounded throughout the class.
On the first day of the Lunar New Year, I wish you all a happy new year again~
Let me be lazy, don't look at today's just a change, it's actually a "super mini version of the second change".
I calculated the update I owe to everyone, and I promised 10 more in Sanjiang, 1 more the day before yesterday, and 1 more today, a total of 10 + 1 + 1 = 12 more.
I'm sure I'll pay it back, within a month, not only will it be returned, but the update time will be adjusted so that everyone won't have to wait so late.
New year, new atmosphere, farewell to the old and welcome the new, never slack off, I will change!
(End of chapter)