Chapter 8: Let's go scrap clubs
Jason's son, whom he had never met, arrived very quickly, arriving in Greenville the next day, thanks to the easy air travel between the United States and Canada.
Before the kid arrived, Tommy had been telling Jason not to admit anything to anyone who came, and who knows if someone had made up the story just to divide Jason's fortune.
But when the Canadians showed up in Greenville as if they were on vacation, Tommy felt that it didn't matter if Jason admitted it or not, because his son looked almost exactly like him, so similar that he didn't need a paternity test.
"Hello, sir." The other party took his wife and daughter, stood in the sun, and said hello to Jason.
Jason walked over in disbelief, looked at the other party, and then looked at the little girl next to him, "Hello, kid." ”
"I guess you don't have time to go to my party, and your story reminds us once again of how important it is to have safety measures in place, whether it's a cameo appearance as a cowherd or a call." Tommy patted Jason on the shoulder, put on his sunglasses, and walked to his car.
"I'll go, but let me digest the surprise first." Jason said to Tommy from behind him, "See you at the party." ”
This time, Tommy took Interstate 81 north, through Tennessee, Virginia all the way to Washington, D.C., Charles Samon accompanied the president on his trip abroad as an adviser to the president, leaving Ted to take time out of his busy schedule to have a working meal with Tommy, during which Tommy talked to him about what happened to Jason, and Ted thought he could make Jason's story into a comedy and then broadcast it on the television network he managed.
Nowadays, Ted should be the busier person in the United States than the president, Tommy's previous TV network, newspapers, etc. are all in charge of him, and the media network matrix that Ted now controls is like honey to attract those politicians, and every day when he opens his eyes, there are all kinds of invitations or meetings waiting for him.
When he arrived in Philadelphia, Pam gave Tommy's car a full inspection for free, and now he lives in Philadelphia with Carly and the children, and after retiring from the Navy Engineering Department, he runs a chain of used car dealerships, and every day at dinner he asks the children to thank the U.S. Navy Philadelphia Fleet for bringing a good life to the Marvel family.
This is true, when Pam was twenty-nine years old, he was transferred to Philadelphia as a naval engineer to maintain a large number of World War II warships mothballed here, the United States originally hoped that if the Third World War broke out, the Philadelphia fleet of these old antiques could return to the battlefield, but Pam felt that the Third World War could not break out while he was alive, even the Soviet Union fell, who else is worth letting the United States use these old antiques, take a step back and say, if there is a situation where these old things are sent to the battlefield, the United States will also have the time to perish.
So he dismantled the ship's parts and sold them with peace of mind, saving himself the principal for retirement and starting a business, which is why he asked his children to thank the Navy for giving them a good life every day before dinner, after all, Pam can have a chain of more than 70 branches of second-hand car dealership, thanks to the Navy gave him the initial start-up capital.
However, Pam was not too greedy, having worked for the Navy for more than thirty years to dismantle only fourteen warships into empty shells, which was not worth mentioning at all for the size of the hundreds of warships of the Philadelphia fleet.
Of course, in the end, his actions were not investigated, because those ships were eventually towed to the designated sea area as target ships, and were used by the Navy to test various new missiles or torpedoes, which can be regarded as the Navy itself helping Pam destroy the evidence of theft of military property.
Seeing Pam impatiently sitting in the co-pilot, Tommy asked curiously, "You can rush to the meeting that day, there's no need to accompany me now." ”
"Carly is throwing a tantrum, I'm going back to Warwick for half a month and then back."
"What did you do to her, you need to run away for half a month?" Tommy asked curiously.
Generally speaking, among his peers, Pam and Carly are the most stable couple, he met Carly in high school, the two of them got married after Carly graduated from college, had children, Carly became a real estate agent, and Pam has been working as an inactive engineer in the Navy, and every time they see the two, the couple is in love.
"It's nothing, she helped me make an appointment with my family doctor for a physical examination, I didn't know, the result was ...... When the doctor came, I was sitting in the living room doing a little movie on the TV, and the damn doctor threatened to sue me for sexual harassment, and come on, she was the one who broke into my house out of the blue, and Carly was furious with me about it. Pam said as he pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose.
Tommy hit the nail on the head: "You'd rather do your own handiwork for the little movie than touch Carly, that's the main reason for her anger, right?" ”
"I look at Carly's body the same way I look at my own body, who would be interested in their own body, I'd rather go to the car exhaust pipe, maybe there is some pleasure and warmth." Pam quibbled:
"After forty years of sleeping in the same bed with a woman, it's impossible to still have passion, and to be honest, there was a time when I looked at the guy in the community who dressed as a woman and wore stockings and short skirts and claimed to be psychologically female, and was more impulsive than when I saw Carly."
Tommy sternly dissuaded, "Listen to my advice, Pam, don't touch those Lgbtq groups, it's very difficult, I've had trouble with that." ”
"You* a transvestite man who calls himself a woman?" Pam was in a hurry.
"Of course not, if that were the case, I'd rather my club rot! I just hadn't tried lesbianism before, and then there was a woman at Stanford called Quinn, who was actually gay, and she always deliberately seduced me, teased me, and then when she provoked me again, I literally ...... You know, that woman is not easy to mess with, I her once, she my women many times to make amends for herself, so don't mess with the white-haired lesbians. Tommy said to Pam:
"She was frightened that time, maybe she didn't expect me to be so shameless, knowing that she was acting, and deliberately taking it seriously, I regretted it a little afterwards, because she even vomited, and I only later realized that their kind of people really can't accept heterosexual intimate contact, in order to shut her up instead of accusing me, I donated a lot of money to her lab, so much that she can probably let all the women in America * again."
"Wow, you forced your way to the provost of Stanford University?" Pam laughed and searched for keywords for Quinn and Stanford on his phone, and then looked up each other's photos: "I can't think of a reason why you shouldn't be sent to jail other than having Tony send someone to assassinate her." ”
Noticing Tommy's gaze at him, Pam shrugged, "I guess, Tony should be able to send elite agents to deal with anyone by now, just like the big guys in the movies, right?" ”
"Of course not, I now have to enjoy Quinn's SM once a month, and it is very effective to release stress, except that I can't her, but sometimes she looks at me too hard and will allow me to her girlfriend." Tommy pulls out his cigarette, hands one to Pam and says with a smile.
Pam put his hand on the door and hesitated, "I think ...... I thought maybe apologizing to Carly and going home would be the right choice, the disparity in social status made it hard for me to understand the daily life of a bastard like you. ”
In this way, Tommy rushed to New York with Pam who would rather *LGBTQ or even the exhaust pipe of a car than touch his wife, Jim Manz retired to New York, he was in his seventies, and when the two met him, the fat Jim was lying like a doll in the massage room of his luxury villa, allowing an eighty-year-old woman to carefully help him do the essential oil spa.
Tommy recognizes the old woman as Jim's good friend Julia.
After Julia finished the massage and kissed Jim's forehead and left, the two walked in: "You are really in love, Jim, let Julia help you apply essential oils for forty years and don't get tired of it, you can't change someone to do this kind of work, massage is very hard." ”
"She came here on her own, it's none of my business!" Jim got up irritable and sat naked on the couch:
"She has Alzheimer's, understand, originally she also lived in this community, is my neighbor, but every day she will feel that I made an appointment for her to come to my house to help me do a home massage, and then always come to my house to force me to lie on the massage table, in fact, I haven't made an appointment with her for a long time, her child used to feel very sorry, but then something happened, so that our two children think that this matter is not simple, but everything is just a misunderstanding, what can I do to an eighty-year-old woman?"
"So, what exactly did you do?"
"I once called a young massage girl to accompany me in bed to release my stress, and I happened to be seen by my children and Julia's children, and then they thought, Julia comes to help me massage every day, and I must be pressed on the bed, they asked me to marry Julia, I objected, and then ...... Julia's children were angry and called the police to say that I was harassing their mom and had moved to another district, and the shackles were the ones that Julia's children and my children had prepared for me to prevent me from going to that district to harass Julia. Jim spoke, raising his ankle to show it to the two of them.
Tommy and Pam notice that Jim is wearing a small electronic announcer on his ankle.
"But they couldn't stop Julia from getting sick when she was an eighty-year-old woman who drove across the district to help you get a massage?" Tommy asked.
"That's right, that's why my kids want Julia to be their stepmother, they think Julia is really in love with me, and Julia is also very rich, very elegant and kind, very compatible with me, even if she has Alzheimer's, she hasn't forgotten me, it's just so touching." Jim picked up a cigar and put it in his mouth, rudely bit off the cap, and spit it out with a pop:
"But who wants to marry an old woman, although I am almost eighty years old, I am still devoted, I only like young girls, this has not changed since I was eighteen years old and an adult, and now I am eighty years old."
"Me too." Pam chimed in.
Tommy looked at Jim, "I'm going to remarry Otilia and I'm going to have a pre-wedding party." ”
"I can't go, I don't go out of this bullshit villa without reporting to my children, and the shackles will send a signal to my children, telling them that I, an old pervert, are going to quietly go out and do bad things, maybe I will help them get some half-brothers and sisters to divide the property." Jim lit his cigar and took a puff on his face, saying with regret on his face.
"Why don't you just remove this thing?" Pam walked over and looked at the electronic shackles: "Tommy's rotten information positioning product, the Navy has a similar device to restrict some punished soldiers before, and it is easy to solve it." ”
Jim suddenly became excited, and tried to lift his foot to show it to Pam: "Pam, if you can crack it, I decided to buy all the used cars in your New York branch as a lock-picking fee, this damn thing has been bothering me for a long time." ”
As Pam was looking at the shackles, Tommy asked Jim curiously, "I have a question, why do you want to wear this?" Forcibly remove it, and your children won't do anything to you. ”
"Because wearing it, my children can agree to my request to call a senior girl to come to my house once a week, and it will help me find a girl who is willing to come to my house." Jim said with a depressed face:
"Tommy, you don't know, many of the fancy clubs in New York don't accept people my age anymore, and they're afraid that I'll get too excited and die with them, so although the shackles are a bit humiliating, they can make me enjoy a happy holiday on the weekend like a child."
"If you anger your children, you're left with Julia as a woman, and that's painful."
Jim Manz said seriously: "I will never touch Julia, this is my bottom line, my dignity can accept humiliation, but not the club, even if it is about to be scrapped." ”
Pam easily removed Jim's electronic shackles without alerting the alarm, holding it up and showing it to the two: "It's done, it's much easier than dismantling the propellers on the Cleveland cruiser." ”
"Let's go scrap the clubs!" Jim took a hard puff on his cigar and smiled happily.
(End of chapter)