He Qi studied in Jinling's university, and the ancient city of Jinling has many titles, among which there is one of the most chic titles called "Duck Capital".

As the old saying goes: "Rabbits don't enter Shu, dogs don't go out, and the ducks of Jinling don't go through the river", Sichuan Province seems to have a paranoid love for rabbits, so that no rabbit can escape the fate of going to the table; The dog is so cute, it must not be allowed to run around, this is the unchanging creed of the people in the Kannai; And in Jinling City, there is a secret circulating in the streets: "No duck can leave Jinling City alive." ”

In Jinling City, in the streets and alleys, the cries of "chopping a duck cha" echoed everywhere, duck blood vermicelli soup, salted duck, duck fat shortbread, and old duck pot......

As a result, there is a legend that Jinling people eat 300 million ducks a year, so they have the reputation of "duck capital".

Eating duck is unremarkable for He Qi, from snacks to big, roast duck, salted duck, Wuwei board duck, red-skinned duck, not to mention enthusiastic, not to say hateful, probably no matter how beautiful things are, they can't withstand the ravages of the years, just like being married for a long time, they can't avoid the qualitative change of love turning into family affection, so that sleeping in separate rooms has become the norm for most people.

The roast duck of the "cheap square" is quite different from what He Qi ate in later generations, eat a little, the taste is amazing, but it is not suitable to eat too much, mainly because the oil content is too high, which is related to the extreme lack of oil and water in the current daily diet, so He Qi is a little uncomfortable, and after eating half, he put down the chopsticks and drank tea to relieve greasy.

Brother Xun'er's recent life is just like Qian Xuan said, he has lived a very hard life, his salary has been delayed again and again, and the monthly expenses sent to the family are a lot of money, and the carrot and cabbage are also delicious, so after eating half a roast duck before, he can still feast.

"Brother Qi, why do you eat so little?" Qian Xuan asked.

"It's a little greasy." He Qiwan said with a smile.

"Add more shredded cucumbers to relieve greasyness." Qian Xuandao.

"Brother Qi is not used to eating greasy, cucumber shreds can alleviate the disease, but you can't get rid of the disease, this is a big move." Brother Xun also stopped at this time, habitually took out a cigarette, and leaned against the window.

Men are a very strange group, from strange to talking and laughing, sometimes it is just a matter of a few glasses of wine, the newly opened Du Kang wine on the table, at this time has been halfway, and He Qi was also forced to accept a new title given by Brother Xun "Brother Qi", according to Brother Xun's explanation: "'Brother He' is too annihilated by the public, all surnames 'He' can be 'Brother He', and 'Brother Qi' is not, Qi is so, but the reason, why, how to solve worries, only Du Kang." ”

With Brother Xun's tongue, a few inconsequential words were put together, and a pot of ordinary turbid wine was replaced with "Du Kang", Qian Xuan blinked his eyes, he was stunned and couldn't refute, and was knocked by Brother Xun.

Master Pian Er Duck withdrew from the private room in a timely manner, the guy refilled a pot of tea, Qian Xuan poured the tea, handed it to him one by one, and continued Brother Xun'er's words, saying:

"Definitely! Yucai, you and I are both in the urn, I don't know the true face of Lushan, but Brother Qi is not, he has just returned from the West, he must have different opinions, and this food is the same, we think this roast duck is delicious, and Brother Qi feels greasy. The day before yesterday, Brother Qi's sentence 'took off his pants and fart', in one sentence, concise and to the point, I deeply thought that I invited Brother Qi to come today, just to use Brother Qi's eyes to travel around the world, so that I can wait for people in the urn to increase my knowledge. ”

He Qi listened to a stirring spirit, daring to love this is to be in public, can't help but have some palpitations, look at this private room, but surrounded by screens on all sides, what is said here, can be heard clearly outside, if it is listened to by which person has a heart, I am not allowed to see the sun tomorrow, so I have the heart to refuse: "Brother Xie Deqian lifted, but I just returned to China, my eyes are black, I don't know about the left and right, I haven't experienced it, I don't have the right to speak, if I have to say a little or two, I can only start from reality, talk about my thoughts. ”

"Oh? Be all ears. Qian Xuan said expectantly.

Brother Xun held a cigarette in his hand, and opened a pair of eyes that were half-squinted by the smoke, listening quietly, calm and natural.

As soon as he thought of this, He Qi was angry, and finally he was able to vomit quickly, and reprimanded angrily: "Human traffickers, you must be arrested at any time, if you don't catch it, you can't do it, you think about it, you just returned to China, appeared in the south of the city, unrelated, penniless, hungry, a kind person invited you to eat wontons, you went beautifully, and then you were abducted by human traffickers!" ”

"Uh-uh......" Qian Xuan knew about this, but he was still amused by He Qi to cover his forehead and laugh out loud.

Brother Xun accidentally choked on cigarettes, grinning and choking on tears, finally calmed down, and asked, "How can you be penniless?" ”

"First it was robbed!" He Qi said indignantly.

So, Brother Xun and Qian Xuan smiled unkindly.

With this stubble, the atmosphere in the private room was much more lively, Brother Xun put down his cigarette, drank a big sip of tea, and sighed: "The country is prosperous and the people are rich, happy and peaceful, the night is not closed, and the road is not forgotten; The troubled times are smoky, the world is cold, people's hearts are not ancient, and theft is rampant. ”

"It's not as absolute, since ancient times, theft, such as scabies, is not uncommon, I wander around the Western countries, often see, not unique to our country." He Qi said.

"Brother Naqi, why is it that there is no obstacle in walking in the West, and as soon as he returns to China, he will go on the road one after another?" Brother Xun asked curiously.

"Hooligans are not scary, they are afraid that hooligans are educated." He Qi sighed.

Both of them were puzzled, and they frowned, looking at each other, hoping to give an explanation.

"The hooligans of China are all 'educated,' have learned the art of war, and have gone to war to fight and strategize; the hooligans of the West are simple-minded and have well-developed limbs, and they are attacking cities." He Qi said.

Probably He Qi's way of thinking and language habits are completely different from those of this era, which made the two of them unable to understand, but even more confused.

"The Western hooligans saw that I was a Chinese, nothing more than a clear robbery and plunder, I could naturally avoid it, but my Chinese hooligans, know how to be tactful, first invited me to eat wontons, pulled the distance, and then greeted politely, lowered my defense, and finally when I was in trouble, I reached out in time to help, so I stepped into his trap step by step. The so-called open guns are easy to dodge, hidden arrows are difficult to defend, know oneself and know the enemy, invincible in a hundred battles, my Chinese hooligans, know the essence of the art of war, and everyone can flexibly use the "Art of War", isn't it just a cultured hooligan? ”

At the same time, they had a new understanding of He Qi, and Qian Xuan made a further interpretation of He Qi's remarks, saying: "Yu Cai, to paraphrase Brother Qi's sentence 'hooligans are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans are cultured', then Gu Tangsheng and his ilk are all literate hooligans, so think about it, the article I wrote yesterday is really immature, far less sophisticated than Brother Qi, wait for me to go back, rewrite one." ”

"What are you going to do?" Brother Xun asked.

"Gu Tangsheng, the word Jingze, the number of hooligan laymen!" Qian Xuan blurted out.

"Brother Deqian, don't, and spare my life." He Qi's tone was solemn, not like ridicule.

Because once Qian Xuan's article is published, after being carefully studied by people with intentions, He Qi will be pointed at the nose and scolded, and he will be worried about his life, which is by no means an exaggeration.

He Qi is just a scum who has just arrived here, without any power background, unlike Qian Xuan, he already has a great reputation, and his teacher is Mr. Taiyan, who dared to break into the mansion of the big head alone, smash the table, and kick the bench.

If you want to kill chickens and make an example of monkeys, take people to open a knife, and erect a model to set an example, then He Qi, who has no power background, is the most suitable little chicken.

"Brother Qi, how do you say this?" Qian Xuan was puzzled.

Brother Xun thought for a while, and then understood He Qi's worries, played a round, and said to Qian Xuan by the way: "Brother Qi, it's not like you live in Dongjiaomin Lane, and idle people can't easily enter." ”

Speaking of Dongjiaomin Lane, He Qi suddenly had an idea, so he diverted the topic and talked about the fact that the dog baby didn't dare to sleep at night and wanted to move in the near future.

I don't know if I don't know, I was shocked when I asked, the rent in Dongjiaomin Lane is also expensive, and I learned from Qian Xuan that the monthly rent of an ordinary courtyard is 10 yuan, and it is enough for half a month's rent with all his belongings, He Qi had to dispel the idea in his heart.

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