058, "Absolutely Ugly" and "Absolutely Ugly"
It is said that He Qi made a big joke because he wrote "Ai Lian Said", so that even Mr. Taiyan, who has always been pampered and not shocked, couldn't help laughing, and Qian Xuan and Brother Xun were even more happy to laugh.
Here's the thing, He Qi dictated the use of modern punctuation, Mr. Taiyan heard it, and immediately felt that it was useful, and after a while, he said unfinished: "He Xiaoyou, can you write down the use of each of these symbols?" The old man has a bad memory, and he often remembers the front and forgets the back. ”
Qian Xuan immediately took a pen and paper.
He Qi suddenly had a head and two big.
Mr. Taiyan thought the light was dim and shouted towards the kitchen, "Zhao Yuan, get a lamp." ”
The lamp was brought, but He Qi still didn't move, and Qian Xuan was in a hurry again, urging: "Write." ”
He Qi immediately stuffed the pen into Qian Xuan's hand, twisted and pinched, "I said, you come to write." ”
Qian Xuan was stunned for a moment, and didn't know what it meant, he and Brother Xun looked at each other, and both of them showed confusion in their eyes, but it made Qian Xuan more and more curious, and asked after him, "What's the matter?" Fang can still speak well, at this time, mother-in-law and mother-in-law, like a little daughter-in-law, is there something unspeakable, let's hear it? ”
He speculated for no reason: "The last time I saw you write in vulgar characters, can't you write in regular characters?" But it doesn't matter, just use the vulgar word, Mr. can understand it. ”
Thinking that the stinky daughter-in-law would see her in-laws sooner or later, He Qi gritted her teeth, decisively gave up resistance, and confessed: "I have been writing hard pen words, and the brush words are not good-looking, which is very reasonable." ”
"Huh?" Qian Xuan was taken aback, he laughed to himself, and then poked He Qi's heart, handed the pen back again, and said, "You try, I'll see how bad it is?" ”
He Qi glared at Qian Xuan, he really convinced this sixth child, and decisively refused, after all, he also wanted to be embarrassed, how could he expose his own troubles?
Brother Xun is not as "superficial" as Qian Xuan, with a half-section of smoke in his mouth, the smoky yellow light is stained with milky white smoke, and then he slowly sighs a mouthful of milky yellow, which complements the scarlet fireworks, it is melancholy and sensual, faintly a sincere face, and said: "Brother Qi, have you ever heard of Pan Yue?" ”
He Qi said: "Looks better than Pan An? ”
"Exactly!" Brother Xun nodded, and asked again: "Have you ever heard of Zuo Taichong?" ”
He Qi thought about it and shook his head.
Under the cover of the night, Qian Xuan quietly turned his face away, for fear of laughing out of the sound of a pig.
Mr. Taiyan stroked his beard, smiled, and quietly looked at everything in front of him.
Brother Xun persuaded him with good words: "Pan An is also known as Pan Yue, and "The World Says New Words" records that Pan Yue has a wonderful appearance and a good look. When he was young, he popped up Luoyang Road, and the woman met him, and he couldn't help but haunt him. However, there is a person named Zuo Taichong, whose appearance is not good, and he also reinstated Yue Youao, so the group of concubines spit on him and returned suddenly. Later, Zuo Taichong worked hard to make "Sandu Fu", and Luoyang paper was expensive for a while. Although Brother Qi's words are not good-looking, but the punctuation marks Luoyang paper is expensive, compared with it, it is not very good, and you don't have to care. ”
It's called the art of language!
Qian Xuan's eyes were bright, and he learned again, and secretly gave a thumbs up in his heart!
Without a little precaution, and without a trace of concern, the poisonous chicken soup appeared like this, He Qi had no resistance, and he was dry, and he was still twisting and pinching, but now he was much calmer, and said with a pen: "Then I will be ugly." Don't laugh! ”
It doesn't matter if you don't say it, as soon as she spoke, Qian Xuan still didn't hold back in the end, and laughed suddenly.
He Qi's hand hung in the air, looked sideways at Qian Xuan, and asked in wonder, "What are you laughing at?" ”
Qian Xuan gritted his back molars, held back a laugh, and said seriously: "I remembered something happy." ”
He Qi said: "What are you happy about? ”
Qian Xuan said: "I think of my third son, who has been smart since he was a child, and he will definitely be productive when he grows up." ”
Qian San, that is a generation of cattle of the old Qian family, the top master of New China, must have a future, whoever has such a promising offspring, will definitely wake up with a smile in his dream, He Qi is relieved and ready to continue writing.
Unexpectedly, Brother Xun also smiled, and the cigarette in his mouth spewed out intermittently.
He Qi looked at Brother Xun again, and wondered, "What are you laughing at?" ”
Brother Xun extinguished his cigarette, talked about the past, and said with emotion: "As soon as this child was born, it was not ordinary, and I knew that he would definitely achieve great achievements and great achievements in the future." ”
He Qi said: "Where did you come from, child? ”
Brother Xun said: "I'm talking about the third son of the Deqian family. ”
He Qi said: "What does his child have to do with you?" ”
Brother Xun said: "I'm happy for Deqian. ”
Qian Xuan couldn't hold back again, laughed "flutter", and squirted out a mouthful of tea.
He Qi always felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly asked, "What's wrong with you?" ”
Qian Xuan fanned his mouth with his hand and laughed, "Hot." ”
"Ahem!" Mr. Taiyan coughed lightly, he couldn't stand it anymore, and said, "He Xiaoyou, don't be disturbed." ”
He Qi put away his thoughts, ready to write "Ai Lian Said", short and small words are easy to memorize, holding a pen in one hand, while chanting "Flowers and ....... of Water, Land, Plants and Trees", a few breaths, a line of crooked, words of different sizes appeared on the paper.
To tell the truth, people who have never written a brush word, the first time they wrote the word, very distinctive, such as how Qi wrote "Flowers of Water, Land, Grass and Trees", from a distance it looks like a landscape painting, up close it looks like an abstract painting, under a closer look, vertical like an earthworm crawling, horizontal like a thick noodle, skimming and pinching, it was a fight, and I can't distinguish the strokes.
"Shhh He Qi couldn't bear to look directly at his words, gasped, this was too ugly, and said embarrassedly: "Deqian, my unsightly words, it's really difficult to wait for the elegant hall, so you should write it." ”
Qian Xuan was silent, holding back his bad words and asking Brother Xun: "Yu Cai, Brother Qi said that his words are not good-looking, I think Zuo Taichong is absolutely ugly, and Brother Qi's words are not too good." What do you think? ”
Brother Xun frowned, as if he was thinking deeply, shook his head and denied: "I don't think it's appropriate to be ugly." ”
Qian Xuan said: "Oh? What is that? ”
Brother Xun groaned: "It's ugly. ”
"Hahahaha......."
Qian Xuan couldn't hold back anymore, he laughed, and the laughter resounded throughout the entire courtyard, and even the birds and finches perched on the branches outside the courtyard were startled.
Brother Xun also smiled unkindly.
He Qi suddenly realized, suffered the loss of no culture, and suddenly understood that these two people were singing double reeds, an old face was swollen red, and was about to ruin this pair of words, but Qian Xuan's eyes were fast, so he snatched half of the words from He Qi's hand, ran into the house, stamped Mr. Taiyan's seal, and grinned: "This is a peerless unique product, with Mr.'s chapter as evidence, I want to treasure it." ”
If this is spread out, wouldn't it be like a face, where is He Qi willing to comply, he immediately stepped forward to grab it, and was hugged by Brother Xun and put on the seat, but Brother Xun'er's force value was more than a step higher, He Qi couldn't struggle, so he could only shout out of thin air: "Lu Yucai, you let go quickly, otherwise I will pour out all your troubles." ”
Brother Xun didn't care.
He Qi turned his head and whispered in Brother Xun'er's ear: "Don't think I don't know, you're still a chick......."
Before he finished speaking, Brother Xun'er's hand let go, He Qi rushed out, snatched the half of the words from Qian Xuan's hand, and burned the lamp to ashes, and finally felt relieved.
Mr. Taiyan drank tea and watched the three juniors play happily, the courtyard was full of life, and his mood couldn't help but be happy.
"It's okay!" Mr. Taiyan stroked his beard and said with relief: "You have lived overseas since you were a child, and it is normal that you are not familiar with calligraphy, so you don't need to mind." ”
The embarrassment on He Qi's face finally eased a little, and then he glared at Qian Xuan, who was still stealing fun, and secretly said that this beam was knotted, and then glared at Brother Xun who was nothing, this guy is not a good bird, and when it is bad, one is top two Qian Xuan.
In the end, Qian Xuan ghostwrote "Ai Lian Said", He Qi added punctuation marks, and explained the use of it one by one.......
"Move your little fingers, cast a monthly ticket, yes, announce a news, it's on the shelves at 12 o'clock in the evening, but it's a pity that this month has been sunny twice, and there is no manuscript to save, and when I get better, let's have another wave of explosions." 》