So, do chickens have athlete's foot?

The answer doesn't matter.

As soon as this question was spoken, Wu Xiaoqi immediately regretted it.

Because of Pang Jiao's action of gnawing on chicken feet, it was a beat slower.

That beat was so obvious that Wu Xiaoqi's heart seemed to slow down.

The time and space around him seemed to stop, Pang Jiao's big mouth was full of broken chicken claw bones, and Wu Xiaoqi could see the white bones.

and Pang Jiao, the cannibalistic gaze that is about to be moved.

How he thought, turn back time.

There was once an opportunity to sleep well, and he didn't cherish it in front of him.

If God gives him another chance, Wu Xiaoqi swears that he will never say those words to this strong woman.

If one more deadline is added, he will never say it for the rest of his life.

It's a pity that life is a game that can't be reversed, just like Wu Xiaoqi's three-point shot on the basketball court.

No regrets about falling balls.

Wu Xiaoqi's thoughts couldn't pass the time after all, and Pang Jiao's huge head turned around.

Pang Jiao swallowed the chicken feet in her mouth, she raised her mobile phone and slapped the table angrily.

"Boom!" There was a loud bang that shook all directions.

Wu Xiaoqi's hair was flashed by the air waves.

The classmates who were close almost jumped in fright!

"Ahh Yu Wen and Jiang Yanan screamed, delicate and helpless, and Dong Qingfeng, who listened, softened.

Even Chen Qian, who was at the front, and his hand holding the pen, trembled slightly.

Wu Xiaoqi saw that a small crack had opened on the surface of the solid wooden table, it was not a gap, it was the abyss that was about to erupt.

The basketball in his hand was hugged tighter, and only in this way could it bring some comfort.

Squad leader Huang Zhongfei stood up from the podium and looked at this side, he took a deep breath and asked:

"Pang Jiao, what's wrong with you?"

Pang Jiao's eyes glared at Wu Xiaoqi: "He was looking for me just now!" ”

Huang Zhongfei: "What's the matter with you?" ”

"I'm eating chicken feet, and he asked me if the chicken has athlete's foot, squad leader, do you think I should slap him?" Pang Jiao has a unforgiving posture.

Pang Jiao's words unsurprisingly set off a wave, and whispers came from the class.

Wang Longlong exclaimed: "Today, Xiao Qi is so brave, he actually dares to take the initiative to provoke Pang Jiao." ”

Guo Kunnan said: "Indeed, he usually doesn't dare to let a fart in front of Pang Jiao. ”

Everyone still remembers that Wu Xiaoqi was just transferred to Class 8, how arrogant he was, holding a basketball in the back row, making a miasma, causing people to complain.

As a result, since being at the same table with Pang Jiao, Wu Xiaoqi has restrained a lot.

"The wicked have to be grinded by the wicked." Guo Kunnan sighed.

Song Sheng next to Wu Xiaoqi was studying, he was analyzing a difficult math problem just now, and he was halfway through his thoughts, but he was suddenly messed up by Pang Jiao, which made him unable to go up or down.

Song Sheng is not good-tempered, he quit the learning mode, and said unhappily:

"Didn't people just say something about you? Do you have such a big temper? ”

"Besides, the chickens don't think you have a bad mouth, and you're still worried about its athlete's foot?"

He came up with a personal attack.

Good scolding! Wu Xiaoqi felt comfortable in his heart, at this moment, he even felt that Song Sheng was his own brother.

Pang Jiao was so angry, she pointed at Song Sheng and scolded: "You dead fat pig!" ”

Song Sheng's face changed instantly.

Zhang Yifei jumped out and slapped a rake: "Song Sheng, didn't my sister Jiao just say something about you?" ”

"Look at your face, it's like digging coal."

"Why don't big men have a little bearing?"

After finishing speaking, Zhang Yifei's face was full of pride, this is the art of language, and the sisters must be impressed by her.

Song Sheng was scolded by Pang Jiao first, and then by Zhang Yifei's yin and yang, he was angry in his heart.

Who is he, he is the overlord Song Sheng!

Song Sheng stared at Pang Jiao's huge body, and he scolded: "You are the fat pig, the dead fat pig, you are heavier than me!" ”

Pang Jiao was the most taboo in her life to be told about her weight, so she opened her mouth and said: "Put your mother's fart, I'm not as heavy as you!" ”

Song Sheng: "You're heavier than me!" ”

Pang Jiao: "You're heavy, you're heavy, you're heavy!" ”

The two of them once again separated Wu Xiaoqi and carried out long-distance artillery bombardment.

Wu Xiaoqi was in a dilemma like the sandwich in the sandwich biscuit, and suddenly, he blessed his soul: 'I'm okay? ’

Song Sheng and Pang Jiao scolded fiercely, and Zhang Yifei on the side came on the field from time to time to help, and the whole classroom was full of noise sprayed by the three of them.

Squad leader Huang Zhongfei stood on the podium, completely unable to stop it, his voice had long been drowned.

On the south side of the classroom, Bai Yuxia silently took out the headphones, she elegantly untied the earphone cable, calmly stuffed it into her ears, and continued to read.

Chen Siyu, who was at the same table, did not have her consciousness, and she watched the fierce battle intently.

Someone in the back row fished in troubled waters and shouted, "Fight, fight!" ”

"The gentleman doesn't move his mouth!"

Song Sheng and Pang Jiao's scolding war was magically not deviated, and it still revolved around obesity.

At this time, Cui Yu erupted in the small universe, and he shouted:

"I know who's fat!"

As soon as these words came out, Song Sheng, Pang Jiao, and Zhang Yifei all looked at each other.

The focus of the class is on Cui Yu.

Cui Yu knew that it was his turn to perform, so he straightened his collar and hair, and then cleared his throat and made a gesture.

Pang Jiao glared at him viciously: "Cui Yu, if you don't give me an explanation today, I will tear you apart!" ”

Cui Yu has fought with Pang Jiao before, he has an experience, he is not so afraid, and he dares to make a move, which proves that he has a certain degree of certainty.

He said: "Jade Pillar, Jade Pillar, where are your scales, come and weigh them!" ”

Huang Yuzhu is a person from Banqi 8, he has everything over there, a small name, according to Cui Yu's thoughts, it is destined to be no problem.

It's just that Huang Yuzhu showed a look of embarrassment, and he said embarrassedly:

"My scale can only weigh a dozen catties at most."

The kind that can weigh one or two hundred catties, Huang Yuzhu has it at home, but it is too big, and it is difficult for him to move over.

Cui Yu was stunned.

The jade pillar that tried and tested all kinds of spirits actually didn't work.

"Cui Yu!" Pang Jiao called him like a soul.

In the panic, Cui Yu's brain cells rotated rapidly, and suddenly, the clouds saw the sun, and the inspiration appeared, he thought of it!

Cui Yu said unhurriedly: "It was just a small mistake just now, I have a way to compare your weight." ”

He pointed to the window over there:

"Look at the protrusion of the window, we can put the desk up, the two of you, one sitting on one end of the desk, the other sitting on the other end of the desk, using the principle of seesaw, won't you be able to weigh who is heavier and who is lighter?"

After saying this, Cui Yu couldn't help but feel that he was simply a peerless genius who could be counted throughout the ages.

In ancient times, there was "Cao Chong called the elephant", and now there is him Cui Yu weighing his classmates!

Compare wisdom with the ancestors in the textbook, I'm afraid, only he can do it!

I'm a great talent!

After hearing this, Wang Longlong, who was in the back row, thought about it and said, "Don't say it, this method will work." ”

Ma Shicheng: "If you can ensure that the middle of the desk is pressed against the window edge, it is indeed possible." ”

Cui Yu's method has been recognized by most of his classmates.

Next, it's time to choose the windows.

The students looked towards the south together, and first locked the window on the edge of Jiang Ning and Xue Yuantong.

However, everyone only stared at them for a few seconds, and then looked away, and they did not lift their tables very uniformly.

His eyes continued to move back, and Miao Zhe in the back row also sat against the window.

After he saw this scene, he understood what everyone meant.

Facing the former tablemate, as well as the former tablemate Pang Jiao, no one in this class knows Pang Jiao better than Miao Zhe.

Every time he stepped out of his seat before, he could always clearly feel the majestic back of Pang Jiao's tiger.

Miao Zhe didn't say no, at this moment, he wants to be an adult.

Miao Zhe got up and moved the books in the hole in the table to the stool, vacating a long table.

"Let's go!" Pang Jiao must compete with Song Sheng clearly today.

The classmates hula-la-la-

Song Sheng moved his hands and sent the desk to the window.

One end of the desk is in the hallway outside the window, and the other end is in the classroom.

Cui Yu witnessed the weighing plan he planned single-handedly, and couldn't help but be proud in his heart, and it became a big deal to move his mouth, which was really cool.

Pang Jiao led her sisters to the hallway, while Song Sheng stayed in the classroom.

Wang Longlong gestured, and there was a raised white window frame on the window rim.

The position where the desk is in contact with the window frame should be determined in the very middle.

"Alright, let's get started, I'll be the narrator of this scene." Wang Long's dragon scroll book into a stick.

Cui Yu was surprised: "This can also be explained?" ”

Wang Longlong waved his hand: "Please take positions for both players, this is a limited game for men and women 1V1." ”

"First of all, please invite Song Sheng to appear, referee referee, what are you still stunned about, quickly prepare a stool for the player?"

Cui Yu moved the stool.

Song Sheng stepped on his majestic legs domineeringly and stepped on the stool.

Wang Longlong: "Pang Jiao, take your seat quickly!" ”

Pang Jiao, with the help of sisters Zhang Yifei, Li Shengnan and others, also stepped on the stool.

Song Sheng and Pang Jiao, through the window, seemed to emit laser rays in their eyes.

"Ready!" Wang Longlong shouted.

"Deng!"

Song Sheng and Pang Jiao straddled the class table at the same time.

Cui Yu clenched his hands, and the classmates did the same, and everyone was very much looking forward to the result.

Squad leader Huang Zhongfei stood out of the crowd melancholy, what is this!

Wu Xiaoqi was very close, and he heard the pain and wail from the desk, as if asking him for help!

The 'Desk Seesaw' was finally formed.

At this moment, at the end of the corridor, a familiar figure appeared.

As soon as Ms. Yan, the head of the grade, went up to the second floor and saw this scene.

Teacher Yan's outburst came: "What are you doing!" ”

He ran this way.

Wang Longlong held the microphone: "Oops, there is a situation, the game is canceled!" ”

"Quick, come down!"

However, at this time, Song Sheng and Pang Jiao were sitting at one end of the desk seesaw, and the seesaw swayed up and down because of the uneven force, and it was difficult to get down with a lonely boat in the turbulent sea.

When Teacher Yan arrived, he saw two fat men, shaking and shaking in front of him, playing seesaw.

A look of quiet years.

Teacher Yan's angry face turned green, and his voice trembled: "What are you doing?" ”

The two of them couldn't come up with an excuse for a while, and Wang Longlong next to him quickly answered:

"Teacher, they're studying physics!"

Teacher Yan glared at Wang Longlong viciously, he has been the teaching director for so many years, what excuse has he not heard?

Teacher Yan reached out rudely and pulled Pang Jiao off.

Pang Jiao almost didn't stand firm, staggered two steps, and Jiao Didi roared: "Teacher, people's ankles are twisted!" ”

Teacher Yan's Taoism is countless times higher than Gao He Shuai, and he drank:

"Even if you have a broken leg, you have to follow me to the office!"

"And you, come out for me together!" He pointed at Song Sheng.

"The rest of you, go back to your seat and study on your own!"

Teacher Yan took the two of them away.

There was a silence for the students of Class 8, and the students stared at each other, not knowing what to do.

Wang Longlong said: "Brother Cui, it's still you, send them away with one move!" ”

Cui Yu was stunned, thinking about it carefully, it was really true.

……

After Song Sheng and Pang Jiao left, the last class of the afternoon ended in a strange atmosphere.

Everyone went to the front of the teaching building to do Tai Chi.

Jiang Ning and Xue Yuantong went home for dinner, and Aunt Gu had already cooked the meal.

Dinner is rice made of spiritual rice, and the dish is boiled boiled pork slices, a large pot.

Aunt Gu's craftsmanship is getting better and better, and the meat slices are especially good for rice.

Xue Yuantong ate two and a half bowls.

After eating, she tasted a few pieces of sweet and delicious watermelon, and her comfortable eyes narrowed.

Then, Xue Yuantong dragged his small body again, got on Jiang Ning's mountain bike, and went to school with him.

This is Xue Yuantong's beautiful life.

……

After school in the afternoon, Ma Shicheng and Wang Longlong practiced Tai Chi step by step and came back from buying food.

They thought the classroom was too stuffy and went to the hallway to eat.

While eating, it is a beautiful thing to look at the campus below and watch the students come and go, especially the beautiful girls.

Wang Longlong ate the moon bun, Ma Shicheng ate the meat sandwich bun, Cui Yu took a bamboo skewer and inserted his sauce cake.

Hu Jun tasted the oden he bought, moist, really moist!

He thought of the aunt who sold oden.

Wang Longlong's mouth was dry, and he took a sip of water, the pure water of the classroom that he drank directly.

It's not that he can't afford porridge or other drinks, but Wang Longlong likes pure water with spicy moon buns.

As soon as he took a sip of water, he listened to Cui Yu: "? ”

"What's wrong?" Wang Longlong looked along his eyes and saw a boy and a girl holding badminton rackets, standing in front of the teaching building, ready to play.

The man's appearance is not good, it can be ignored, the key is the girl.

The girl is close to 1.7 meters tall, and her development is quite good, and the range of action in badminton is still quite large.

She swung her racket, and the shuttlecock flew out, but the eyes of the classmates were not on the shuttlecock, but on something else.

Cui Yu was excited: "Nima, this is too big!" ”

"Brother Gui, Brother Gui, look at it!" He shook Meng Gui on the side.

Meng Gui closed his eyes and realized, he was unmoved, he was a person who cultivated his mind.

Cui Yu had no choice, he had to break Meng Gui's head, aim at the female classmate downstairs, and then break his eyes.

Meng Gui was very impatient at first, but after just one glance, he couldn't take his eyes off.

Not only Cui Yu and them in class 8, but also class 9 and class 10 next door, also found out that everyone called friends, and after a while, the entire corridor was full of onlookers.

Yu Wen came up from the stairs, and when she saw such a formation, she wondered: "What are you doing?" ”

Cui Yu was excited: "Watch the ball." ”

When there are many onlookers, and they are young men with strong blood, it is easy to coax.

Someone shouted, "Good ball, good ball!" ”

"Good ball wow, one more!"

After a while, someone roared, and the sound became one.

"Good ball, good ball!"

A man and a woman downstairs continued to play when they heard this.

After a while, the students in the opposite school building heard the noise, and they leaned on the window and shouted:

"Good ball, good ball!"

All of a sudden, the momentum was moving.

Wang Longlong and Ma Shicheng didn't get involved, they were still eating.

Wang Longlong could hear the movement around him, and he said:

"Brother Ma, in this situation, I want to recite a poem."

Ma Shicheng said: "You read it." ”

Wang Longlong: "The apes on both sides of the strait can't stop crying......"

(End of chapter)