081. Invincible at the poker table
But where would Qian Xuan let go of He Qi, and took over with great interest: "Brother Yubai came up with a set of punctuation marks, Mr. Taiyan asked Brother Yubai to show it, but Brother Yubai squirmed and refused to write, and asked him why, he was honest, said that the words were ugly, and he was embarrassed to write."
"We just want to see how ugly Brother Yubai's words are?"
"I've tried several things, but it doesn't work, he just doesn't write."
"Or Yu has a way, saying that the ancient has its appearance is not good Zuo Taichong, study hard, Luoyang paper is expensive, and say that the ugly words are not to be feared, the key is what is written?"
"So, Brother Yubai was framed by Yucai, believed it to be true, and was greatly encouraged, and immediately wrote a sentence "Flowers of Land, Water, Plants and Trees", we were all shocked at the time, Zuo Taichong 'absolutely ugly,, Yucai said'Absolutely ugly, not enough to describe the word Brother Yubai, should be 'ugly, generalize."
"Even Mr. Taiyan laughed, thought about it, and finally came up with an excuse for Brother Yubai, not born in China, not writing Chinese characters, excusable, and then when he left, he gave Brother Yubai a bunch of calligraphy, and asked him to go home and practice calligraphy, and he will check it when he comes back."
"Being able to be urged by Mr. Taiyan to practice calligraphy is the first person, and we don't have this treatment."
Brother Xun also inserted a knife, and said without being salty or light: "The pen writing is quite good, and the brush writing must also be written well, and you can't favor one over the other!"
"Oooh! I finally knew." Gu Rushui suddenly realized, and exclaimed: "No wonder 'Heqi is right, opening, at lunchtime, Mr. Qiuming asked Brother Yubai for an 'ugly book,' Brother Yubai's face was embarrassed, and he didn't give anything to it!"
Qian Xuan sobbed with a smile, and after he told the story, everyone couldn't close their mouths with laughter, who didn't know that Shen Qiuming was a famous calligrapher all over the world, and he was looking for He Qi to ask for 'ugly books, how funny it sounded like.
As the troubles were exposed by Qian Xuan, He Qi wanted to die, and he couldn't say it, he couldn't refute it, and he was desperate, especially after Li Juan heard it, he laughed like a lily blooming, which made He Qi know how to use the word "embarrassment".
As a result, He Qi became even more desperate, and there was nothing to love.
On the contrary, Li Yu has always had a smile on his face, and he is very pleased that He Qi can laugh and play with these cultural celebrities.
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Later in the afternoon, the doctor invited by Li Yu came, called Tang Nai'an, who is a "famous doctor in Shanghai", speaking of Tang Nai'an, everyone may not know much, but his daughter's name is Tang Ying, who is the first lady in the Republic of China in the future, and is known as "Beilu and Southern Tang", "Beilu" Needless to say, haha.
At dinner in the evening, in order to take care of He Qi's throat, he strictly followed Dr. Tang's medical advice, made some light dishes, and specially made porridge for He Qi, which can be seen in general, which made He Qi embarrassed.
After eating, Gu Rushui naturally went upstairs to study chess games, and He Qi was pulled to play bridge, warm honey water moistened his throat, more moisturizing his heart, after He Qi drank it, his throat was much better, and now he can speak intermittently.
Li Li urgently went to his hometown in the afternoon to deal with the matter of raw paper, and the matter of serving tea and pouring water was naturally brought by Li Juan, not that there were no servants at home, but mainly because he was afraid that some of the words said on the table would be listened to and spread outside, becoming gossip. ….
Li Juan made He Qi another cup of honey water, and then stood aside, watching He Qi play cards with great interest.
After playing bridge for a while, He Qi is so powerful that he can count the cards in people's hands nine times out of ten, how can he play?
So, the three of them combined and changed to playing mahjong.
Although He Qi has not played, the rules are simple, and they don't pay attention to what they play, as long as they pay attention not to light the gun, after a few laps, He Qi has mastered the essence of the quintessence, plus luck is really good, a "click" fart.
After four laps, the three of them watched He Qi put the inverted fart mustache and won a lot of money, and after a discussion, they wanted to change the seat again, and added the must-play "missing door", and it was forbidden to pour the butt beard.
These rules are all tailor-made for He Qi, but they don't work, it's similar to fishing with a fishing guy, don't look at the equipment, the air force is as usual, on the other hand, the novice sits there, and the bait is casual
As soon as you lose it, you can get on the fish, He Qi has the blessing of the novice gift package, and he is still Hu Paihu's wind and water, which provokes Li Juan to snicker at the card.
Finally, Qian Xuan Hu made a big handful, self-touched chickens, all of them touched each other, the tables were overturned, a total of four cards, there were already two cards on the table, He Qi looked at a three-non-stick chicken in his hand, fell into contemplation, and couldn't help but sigh This luck is really good.
Qian Xuan got up and boasted to He Qi: "Don't think I don't know, you have a chicken in your hand, hum, hurry up and give the money, Hu I have so many handfuls, I will win it back as soon as I can, this is called strength!"
He Qi glanced at him, paid the money distressedly, and then said: "The little monk is too naughty, the old monk decided to teach the little monk a lesson, so he poured gasoline on him, and then lit a match, and asked the little monk what truth he realized? If you were a little monk, what would you realize?"
Qian Xuan thought about it and shook his head.
He Qi said, "If you don't blow it, you'll die!"
"Hahaha!!"
This cold joke, everyone was careless for a while, and they were immediately amused.
Qian Xuan was still unconscious, when he shuffled the cards, he continued to sell melons to Wang Po, boasting about his mahjong skills, so He Qi said: "The little monk blew out the first match, but the old monk lit another one, and asked the little monk, what truth did you understand this time?"
Qian Xuan blurted out: "Keep blowing?"
Everyone listened to a pop, and was amused again.
He Qi couldn't help but smile and said, "The son can be taught."
"Hiss" Qian Xuan took a deep breath, realizing that he was being teased again, and pointed to He Qi's nose and said, "Okay! I can't say it's you, let's see the real chapter on the mahjong table."
He Qi continued: "The little monk blew it out twice, and he was still proud, the old monk was very annoyed when he saw that he didn't teach the little monk a lesson, he held a lit match in one hand, raised his slap in the other, and continued to ask the little monk, what truth did you understand this time?"
Everyone was quiet for a while, guessing where He Qi was talking wittily.
Qian Xuan became shrewd this time, he didn't care about it, and said: "If you have something to say, just say it, don't go around the bend, that old monk wants to teach the little monk a lesson, isn't it that he can beat him as much as he wants, and he can use those tricks?" ….
"You're right, this blowing won't work, the little monk can't escape a beating." He Qi held back a smile, put down the cruel words and said, "You just wait!"
So, in the next game, He Qi has been bringing Qian Xuan's cards, even if he doesn't win the cards, he doesn't let Qian Xuan win the cards, kill a thousand enemies, and lose eight hundred, until the end of the second four circles, Qian Xuan didn't Hu, and the winning money was lost, and he said angrily: "I didn't say it alone in the afternoon, didn't Yu Cai also say it? Why are you always targeting me?"
Brother Xun'er's heart tightened, and he hurriedly put himself aside and explained, "I just said that I would go to Mr. Taiyan together, but I didn't say anything later."
This pot is thrown neatly.
Qian Xuan was stunned when he heard this, and scolded with a smile: "Okay, you are a Yucai, you will know that you betrayed me at a critical time, and he is not a flood beast, what are you afraid of him doing?"
He Qi also smiled and said: "I don't use casting nets everywhere and fishing everywhere, your Mr. Deqian is a typical example of what I want to catch, this is called knocking on the mountain and shaking the tiger, killing chickens and monkeys, and setting an example."
Qian Xuan's eyes squinted, and he said, "Don't drag any words, you have the ability, write it out for everyone to see?"
He Qi retorted, "I have to eat a few oranges to suppress the anger."
Ooh!
The two of them didn't let anyone, they both attacked each other's weakness, but let a few people at the card table laugh and laugh for a while.
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The night crept up the wall, and the white moonlight sneaked into the room, Li Juan lay down, but he couldn't sleep, so he leaned on the head of the bed with a pillow, and his mind unconsciously recalled He Qi's troubles, and he smiled.
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