"My name is Zhang Houde."

"But someone just scolded me for being Zhang Lacking."

"I went out for breakfast in the morning, and on the way home, I was humming a little song and singing, and suddenly I was intercepted, and this person came up and scolded him, and I didn't finish a word, he scolded three times, and he didn't breathe."

"It's really annoying to me!"

"I think I, Zhang Houde, is a high apprentice of Mr. Qinnan, although I am not well known in Beiping, but I am also famous, but all the dramas that have been commented on by me are often crowded, and I have won the name of a drama golden mouth."

"Today, when he suffers this great humiliation, he must ask for an explanation, otherwise what face will he have to show others?"

"However, I know that this person has scolded, and in just such a short time, I have already scolded more than ten sentences, and every sentence is not the same, I must not be an opponent. It just so happened that this place was close to home, and there were many onlookers, so I called the neighbors and prepared to arrest this person, but I wanted to see how he scolded? ”

"Unexpectedly, this person is quite cunning, and when he saw that the situation was wrong, he ran away, and when he left, he kicked over my birdcage, and I was also taken down, and ate the muddy water on the ground."

"When I stood up, this person was gone, and later, someone on the side said that this person came with Mr. Deqian, and I immediately understood that the person who scolded me was called He Qi, because I wrote an article to scold him yesterday."

"He did it on purpose."

"He Qi is this fang, after the barbarians, he doesn't know what to do, he doesn't know the etiquette, he actually writes an article in the vernacular, he should have been scolded, he thought he could get lost and know how to return, but he didn't know that he was shameless so far, and it really taught me to be angry."

"Even so, I don't have to show mercy, wait for me to write an essay and scold him for turning the world upside down."

Qian Xuan ran with He Qi for a while, and when he saw that there was no one chasing after him, he stopped, puffed with his hands on his knees, and shouted forward: "Stop, stop, no one is chasing." ”

He Qi is okay, not like Qian Xuan, holding on to a big tree on the side of the street to rest for a while, only then did he scold Zhang Houde, his heart was open, how could he have the word "cool".

The one He Qi scolded just now was called a Lisuo, every sentence was not the same, and Zhang Houde, who was scolded, couldn't say a word, Qian Xuan was stunned at the time, and at this time he couldn't help but give He Qi a thumbs up, and laughed: "I found out that you are really awesome, but you kicked over his bird cage, and even took him to not stand firmly, and fell a dog to eat, which is really lacking in morality." ”

He Qi glanced at it: "Don't talk nonsense, it's clear that he didn't stand firmly, he fell, and wanted to frame the blame, relying on me, this is called touching porcelain, red mouth and white teeth, don't wronged a good person." ”

"Hahaha, have you ever seen someone burrow their face into the mud in front of everyone?" Qian Xuan burst out laughing and reminded: "It's better for you to make plans early, if you are addicted to your mouth today, you should be scolded tomorrow." ”

He Qi snickered: "I didn't even say who I am?" How would he know it was me? ”

Qian Xuan smiled again: "Are you stupid, he doesn't know you, but at that time, so many people were around, and you pulled me to run, who in the whole of Peking didn't know that I was someone?" Thinking of me, do you still need to say your identity? ”

He Qi was right to think about it, but he didn't panic: "I can't afford to mess with the old one, and I'm afraid of him being a little one?" Look at his cowardice, look at him who is not a few years older than me, how can he be like a soft-footed shrimp, before I can touch it, he will fall. If it weren't for the ability to recite a few words of 'Zhihu also', just like that, put it in the countryside, you can't pick it on your shoulders, you can't lift it in your hands, and it's a pure waste of food. ”

"He thought he was going to curse? Scolding people is also technical, as long as he dares to publish an article to scold me tomorrow, you just wait and see, I will scold him for being a bloody dog, and he will scold in the vernacular, and some people in the province can't understand it. ”

Qian Xuan was taken aback: "Aren't you afraid of a bunch of old people scolding you?" ”

He Qi snorted: "The window glass door has been smashed, so many people scolded me a few days ago, and there are not many of them old, just take this opportunity to promote vernacular literature, come early and come late, they are all coming, I took it." ”

Qian Xuan thought about it for a while, and suddenly realized: "Yubai, you dare to love you on purpose!" ”

He Qi disdainful: "I didn't mean to, I just wanted to scold people and get angry." ”

"As soon as you He Yubai pouts his ass, I know what kind of fart I put on. Don't worry, when the time comes, I'll help you, I like it the most. Qian Xuan laughed and slapped He Qi on the shoulder.

He Qi said: "Help? How can it help? Pull out the radish with the mud, and the two fists are invincible to the four hands. ”

Qian Xuan patted his chest and said awesomely: "Don't worry, I have my own clever plan, spraying people, they are not worthy." ”

A morning passed quickly, and a piece of news spread quickly, Go national player He Qi beat Zhang Houde, and the spread was so good that the people in the chess hall stopped playing chess and discussed the matter.

He Qi was generous and did not deny this, but he made an explanation, claiming that he just scolded him, and absolutely did not touch Zhang Houde or beat him, but he was touching porcelain and framing him.

The people who eat melons are shocked, at this time, it doesn't matter whether they are beaten or not, the important thing is that there are melons to eat.

In the afternoon, some people who eat melons brought the latest news, saying that Zhang Houde wrote a long article, full of scolding words, greeting He Qi's eight generations of ancestors.

He Qi just smiled and said, "I haven't figured out where my eight-generation ancestors are?" If only he had known the truth, I would have thanked him. ”

At the same time, He Qi was not idle this morning, and also wrote a small composition, scolding Zhang Houde for three pieces of paper, and Brother Xun and Qian Xuan, who served tea to the side, both laughed and shouted: "This kind of scolding is unheard of, rare in ancient times, and it is strange." ”

The next day, the twenty-ninth day of the lunar month, Chinese New Year's Eve, generally on this day to buy a family banquet, as little as possible, but the little brother who delivered the newspaper did not pay attention to this, and started busy work early in the morning to deliver the newspaper to each house in the fastest time.

So, everyone was stunned by the scene in front of them, and then laughed, saying that the editor-in-chief of "Beijing Daily" Shao was very good at things, and he published He Qi's small essay and Zhang Houde's long essay and scolding on the same page.

In the old days, newspapers were all vertically columned, on the left is He Qi's vernacular essay, and on the right is Zhang Houde's long essay in Chinese.

Zhang Houde's long essay title "He Qi's Ten Evil Forms":

First, He Qi is a despicable villain, the ancients said that a gentleman does not move his mouth, but He Qi actually killed him, which is not a gentleman's behavior, vulgar and arrogant. has lost the bottom line of being a man.

Second, it can be seen from this that He Qi's character is so bad that the Dongyi people say that He Qi is a Dongyi chess trick that he learned secretly, and nine times out of ten it is true.

Third, He Qi's circumstances are so serious, he secretly learned Dongyi Go, and even lied that he got it, and he has lost the bottom line of being a man without honesty.

Tenth, He Qi's words are vulgar, and the words of scolding come when he opens his mouth, which is unbearable and can't bear to look at directly.

There are exactly ten items, there are a lot of them, after reading it, the people who eat melons laughed straight away, I don't know, I really think why Qi is a heinous person?

However, after reading He Qi's small composition, the people who eat melons have said that they have learned, and shouted: "Good guy, if you see it, you can scold people for flowers." ”

(End of chapter)