103, "The Crossing of Oranges"

The battle in the southwest corner is in full swing, the newspapers of the whole country report every day, Cai Songpo led the national army more and more courageous, on the 16th, its subordinate Liu Yunfeng ladder regiment arrived at the new field bordering Yunnan and Sichuan, launched a general attack on the southern Sichuan town guard Wu Xiangzhen's department, and the next day, occupied the Hengjiang River in the northwest of Gao County, Sichuan Province.

Wu Xiangzhen's troops were defeated and retreated to Syria.

As soon as this news came out, the whole country was in an uproar.

No one expected that the Beiyang Army in the second innovation would be so vulnerable.

The defeat of the battle in the southwest corner made the situation facing Beiping very severe, the eagle claws of the garrison department were like the brocade guards of the Ming Dynasty, and they arrested the southern rebels around the clock, and the major newspapers in Beiping were purged, and it was strictly forbidden to have different voices, and many people were invited to drink tea, which made the wind in the city of Beiping, and everyone was in danger.

Qian Xuan and others received He Qi's news, and they didn't dare to write any more articles, under the guise of coming to Shanghai to attend the wedding, they successfully arrived in Pingjin, all the way south, and arrived on the 17th, accompanied by four or five people, namely Brother Xun, his brother Qiming, Shen Qiuming, Xu Shoutang, and Gouwa.

Li Li personally went to the train station to greet him, and as soon as the person arrived, Qian Xuan, who had been holding back all the way, crackled and told what he had seen and heard along the way: "Cai Songpo is really powerful, lying on his salary and tasting courage, we all underestimated him at the beginning, and the Northern Army lost one after another." We arrived in Xuzhou, and there were at least three towns of troops waiting to go to Wuchang, huhu. If it weren't for my wife and children in Beiping, I would really want to go to the southwest to join the army. ”

A large group of people just arrived at the "Li Mansion", sitting in the living room drinking tea and resting, Qian Xuan analyzed the situation endlessly, but unfortunately in the eyes of everyone, this is no different from bragging, He Qi smiled and said: "Look, you have a hard time carrying a gun, don't go to block General Cai, just cheer on the side honestly." ”

Li Lituo ordered a wheelchair, Li Juan pushed He Qi to meet people, Qian Xuan saw that He Qi's neck couldn't move, so he said: "Eh, your neck can't move, your mouth is still the same hard, and the dead duck's mouth is hard to say that it's you." ”

He said to Xu Shoutang, who was holding a small notebook and recording it: "Brother Ji Fu, write down this sentence as well." ”

He Qi smiled evilly: "Brother Deqian, I heard that you gave Yucai oranges to eat on the first day of the Lunar New Year, it seems that this live duck's mouth is not soft?" ”

Qian Xuanbai rolled his eyes, looked at the chandelier on the top of the living room, and pretended not to understand anything.

He Qi continued: "Brother Ji Fu, write down what I said. ”

Qian Xuan's eyes squeezed, and he hurriedly said: "Brother Ji Fu, don't listen to his nonsense, how can there be oranges given away on the first day of the new year?" In the future, if people see this paragraph in your biography, I'm afraid they will think that you are making it up. ”

Brother Xun pinched the cigarette and said lightly: "Deqian likes to send green oranges, I know this, but the orange on the first day of the New Year is a yellow orange, I didn't recognize it at once, if it weren't for Yubai talking about it today, I really wouldn't have thought of Deqian's body, eh, I scolded the person who sent oranges for a long time that day, so wrong." ”

He Qi's heart moved, and he teased: "Yucai, you are mistaken, Deqian saw that you often eat green oranges, and I was afraid that you would be tired, so I sent you yellow oranges for a change of taste, but you don't know the hearts of good people, and you scolded Deqian on the first day of the New Year, which is rude." ”

Brother Xun cooperated with He Qi to sing a double reed, and pretended to bow to Qian Xuan: "Brother Deqian, I'm sorry!" The main thing is that I eat the green oranges you send all year round, and suddenly I saw someone send yellow oranges, for fear that others would think that I like to eat oranges in my life, and I will come to send oranges in the future. ”

The double reed of the two of them made Qian Xuan angry for a while, and instantly made everyone laugh and leaned back.

Xu Shoutang, a biographer, always likes to carry a small notebook with him, record it at any time, and decisively write down this paragraph in its original form.

Qian Xuan was not at ease, so he came over to take a look, and was immediately embarrassed: "Brother Ji Fu, don't remember it like this!" ”

Shen Qiuming is also a person who likes to join in the fun, and by surprise, he snatched Xu Shoutang's small book from Qian Xuan and read it in public: "On the first day of the new year, Yu Cai suddenly saw yellow oranges at home, and said angrily: Who doesn't have long eyes, and gives oranges on the first day of the new year? A few days later, He Yubai said: This yellow orange is sent by De, and it is sent yellow because it is tired of being green. In this way, Yu Cai was relieved and said: If you see oranges, you are angry, if you see oranges and send oranges, then you will be wrong to love oranges, then the oranges of fire will come, and the oranges of anger will come, which is really not the fault of the oranges, but the fault of the oranges. ”

He Qi didn't think it was a big deal, so he added a fire: "The name of the article is "The Passing of Oranges". ”

Everyone simply laughed, and there was a burst of laughter in the living room.

Not long after the interval, I came to Shanghai twice before and after, which made everyone feel very incredible, and even more incredible, I didn't see it for a few days, which made people have the illusion of being in a different world.

After laughing, Brother Xun let out a long puff of cigarette: "Yubai, your neck, don't delay things, right?" ”

He Qi said: "It will be demolished in another week." ”

Brother Xun nodded, took a puff of cigarette, and suddenly said: "This neck injury can always be cured, if you can't win a fight, how to cure it?" ”

He Qi caught a glimpse of Qian Xuan holding the teacup and not letting go, drinking tea while thinking of ideas, so he said, "You have to fight often." ”

Brother Xun said: "What about Chang Dou? ”

He Qi said: "Fei Shui." ”

Qian Xuan was stunned, feeling that these two people were coming at him again, so he hurriedly put down the cup and wanted to avoid it.

Brother Xun pondered: "What about this? ”

He Qi'er smiled evilly: "It's like Deqian, he likes to drink water when he fights, do you know why?" ”

Brother Xun shook his head.

He Qi said seriously: "The mouth needs to use the brain, the brain will heat up when it moves, and it needs water to cool down, the faster the brain turns, the higher the temperature, and the more water will be evaporated. ”

Brother Xun nodded, and asked as if he was like: "There is water in my head, and when I walk, isn't it 'clanging' that doesn't stop ringing?" ”

He Qi sighed and said: "Yucai, you are right, this is called a bottle of water that does not make a sound, and half a bottle of water is shaking." He said to Xu Shoutang again: "Brother Ji Fu, write it down!" ”

Brother Xun and He Qi teased each other, one teased, and when the two mouths met together, they were simply amazing, always telling jokes that made people laugh, and everyone covered their mouths, "giggling" and laughing non-stop.

Qian Xuan saw that Xu Shoutang wrote down word for word, wanted to cry without tears, stood up with a "rubbing", rolled up his sleeves, pointed at He Qi and Brother Xun and said: "One is a disabled person, the other will soar through the clouds, and the others are all domineering with a sharp mouth, I know that I am invincible, so I will see the real chapter under my hand, Li Li, support the table, take the cards, and watch me Qian someone kill the Quartet on the card table, and relieve the hatred in my heart." ”

Li Li smiled and blushed: "Okay! ”

It's a pity that Qian Xuan is not an opponent when playing bridge, He Qi's memory is too good, and the cards given to Qian Xuan are dead.

"Change mahjong!" Qian Xuanqi is not angry, if he doesn't fight for technology, it's time to fight for luck, so he doesn't believe it, he can't fight these two people.

(End of chapter)