Chapter 119: My Legs Are So Sore
Obviously, Grandma thinks too much, for Shen Haofeng, he is an adult, of course he can't make choices like a child, he wants them all.
"Hongling, how's the marriage?" Grandma asked Hongling.
Hearing Grandma's words, Hongling smiled and said, "Grandma, have you read the newspaper?" ”
"Hey, it stinks." After Hongling approached, Grandma covered her nose and said. "You stepped on shit?"
"Grandma, this is the latest perfume." After saying a few words, Hongling spoke again: "By the way, grandma, the money you borrowed from me has been deposited into your account." ”
As soon as he heard Hongling's words, You Jingwen lifted her glasses and said excitedly: "Grandma, you borrowed money from your cousin again, our three grandchildren already owe her a lot of favors." ”
"Ami, you're so stupid, your relatives' money doesn't have to be wasted." Grandma said.
“……”
Hongling also echoed: "Yes, cousin, don't be so unthinkable as a person, I know you hate me, but this is my birth, and I can't control it myself." ”
Shen Haofeng: "......"
Sincerity or something, it's really nirvana.
"Cousin, how is your leg, I don't even have time to see you."
Before Hongling's words were finished, he was interrupted by You Jingwen and said, "Okay, thank you for your kindness." The reason why she was in such a hurry to interrupt may also be worried that Hongling would tell her about her bad legs.
"Is it so good-looking, I can't bear to leave." After Chong Hongling finished speaking, You Jingwen said to Shen Haofeng again.
Shen Haofeng holding a drink: "......"
She was obviously jealous, and Shen Haofeng said, "I'll go over there to move things." ”
After they left, Hongling pulled Grandma and asked anxiously, "Grandma, who is that young man, why haven't you seen it before?" ”
"Oh, he's a volunteer."
"Then you ask him to send ten taels of rice to my house, by the way, and a pound of eggs." Hongling thought about it.
"Alright, alright, I got it."
After Hongling left, Grandma greeted Shen Haofeng and said, "Ah Feng, when you finish your work, you will send ten bags of rice and a pound of eggs, and go upstairs to Hongling in the back." ”
Hongling's family lives on top of the building behind the supermarket.
In order to behave less positively, Shen Haofeng responded: "Okay grandma, I'll give her this row of things as soon as they go well." ”
Grandma nodded in satisfaction.
10th floor.
Shen Haofeng rang the doorbell of 1002 according to the address given by his grandmother.
"Wait, it's coming soon." As soon as the doorbell rang, Hongling's voice came from inside. Although he had only heard her voice once in the supermarket, Shen Haofeng heard it all at once.
Because the voice is full of coquettishness, it is uncommon.
After a few seconds, the door opened from the inside.
Hongling, who was standing next to the door, was still wearing a red dress, but it was a completely different skirt from the one she wore in the supermarket. She is now wearing a red hip-wrapping skirt.
The ironed skirt perfectly outlines her convex and backward curves.
Is this a battle robe?
"You're here."
"Where do you put the rice and eggs?" Shen Haofeng asked.
Without answering her question, Hongling said with "tears in her eyes": "My life is so bitter..."
Shen Haofeng was speechless for a while, at least he had to wait for him to put down the rice and eggs before seducing him, otherwise he would hold the rice, how could he still hold her again?
"My life is miserable, the elevator is broken, I climbed the stairs to come up."
"Ah, then put the rice in the kitchen, you're not tired, are you?" Hongling said with concern.
If this exhausts Shen Haofeng, it will be difficult to do it next. How much strength a man has, she obviously knows in her heart. It's used up here, and it's not there when it's there.
Shen Haofeng followed the direction of her fingers, carried the rice and eggs to the kitchen, and asked, "Where are they placed?" ”
"Put it on top." Hongling pointed to the cabinet.
Yiyan put the rice on it, but the cabinet was too high, and Rao was at the height of Shen Haofeng, and the last few bags of rice couldn't reach it. "Are there any stools?"
Letting him put the rice so high was obviously deliberate on purpose by Hongling, and she hurriedly said at this time: "I have already prepared it for you." ”
As she spoke, she placed a scale on the ground.
As soon as Shen Haofeng stepped on it, she looked at the pointer on the scale pointing to 83, and said with a satisfied face: "Good standard weight." This was not enough, she also stretched out her hand to measure Shen Haofeng's leg circumference.
She knows so much.
But high-end hunters often appear in the form of prey.
It's like Shen Haofeng knew her thoughts early in the morning, and he deliberately stood on the scale, and put his right leg close to her to make it easier for her to measure, because he was wrapped around his right leg today.
"What is this?" Hongling couldn't help but touch it.
"Oh, the water pipe." Shen Haofeng wrote lightly.
Hongling was surprised: "How do you bring a water pipe... Ah, really fake?! ”
"What is really fake." Shen Haofeng said: "I'm thirsty, do you have anything to drink?" ”
"Yes, yes, I've been ready for you a long time ago." Hongling smiled: "You go to the sofa and sit on the sofa first, and I'll go over and get it to you." ”
Shen Haofeng was pushed out of the kitchen by her, and when he arrived in the living room, he saw that the door was still open, he walked over and closed the door, and hung up the chains.
Shen Haofeng, who had locked the door, sat on the sofa, and Hongling walked over with a glass of "drink". She said to Shen Haofeng with concern: "This man won't make up for it, and he will suffer hardship." ”
Shen Haofeng: "......"
"What's this cup in your hand?" Looking at the two egg yolks floating in the goblet, Shen Haofeng felt a pang in his heart.
"Flame of Twin Springs." Hongling sat down beside him and said, "Drink quickly, it's very replenishing." ”
Shen Haofeng put the goblet on the coffee table and said, "Forget it, I'm in good health, I don't need to make up for it like this." ”
"Hey, I said that I was in good health, just like my three dead ghost husbands, all of whom died not long after they were with me. If they are willing to listen to me and make up for it, where will there be such a thing? ”
When speaking, Hongling leaned on Shen Haofeng's shoulder very naturally, and said delicately: "But they all died in my arms, and they said that they couldn't stand it when they died." ”
“……”
"Where is the bathroom, I want to go and make it easier." Shen Haofeng stood up and said.
"There's it in the bedroom, I'll take you there."
Well?
The bathroom in her bedroom is glass, but it looks like frosted glass, and you can't see the inside from the outside. What Shen Haofeng didn't know was that as soon as he turned on the light inside, he would be able to see clearly outside.
Hongling's third husband left early, not without reason.
"Dead ghosts." Hongling covered her eyes and separated her middle and ring fingers again, revealing a slit.
Coming out of the bathroom, Shen Haofeng, who was relaxed, was shocked by the scene in front of him as soon as he went out.
I saw Hongling lying on the bed, and her hip skirt slipped up a lot, and I could vaguely see it... Hey, I can't seem to see it, there's nothing but black silk, is she not wearing it?
And Hongling also gently stroked his leg with his hand, and said to Shen Haofeng: "My leg is so sore, can you help me press it?" ”
Hey, can such a rude method of seducing people seduce people?
Shen Haofeng proved with practical actions...
OK.
The Nine-Song Corridor.
With Shen Haofeng's experience, he knows very well that from the second song, it is brand new.
At the same time, he also understood why her husbands were in such a hurry. … Most of them are like Zhu Bajie who eats the fruits of life, and they still feel everything, so they finish eating.
It didn't take much effort, but I still wanted to eat again.
Some of them have reached the point where they can't make up for it, and they probably don't notice it, so they just die.
If Shen Haofeng hadn't been experienced in dealing with the enemy, he would have had a strong physical fitness that had been desperately repaired by Qizai, and he was also proficient in [Chinese Medicine-Bias], and he insisted on playing [Health] boxing, especially if he also comprehended the stick way, otherwise he would probably have fallen in the first song after he forcibly squeezed in.
"The doorbell seems to be ringing."
Hongling held it down and said loudly: "At this time, don't care about the doorbell, let it ring." ”
The door was originally closed by Shen Haofeng.
Because he remembered that in the movie, You Jingwen came over, and asked Liang Zuxiao to drive her and her grandmother to the bank to withdraw money. Shen Haofeng obviously expected what would happen next, on the one hand, he didn't want to be disturbed, and on the other hand, he didn't want You Jingwen to know.
"My dear, even if I die now, I am willing. I'm willing to do anything for you. ”
Shen Haofeng adjusted his arm slightly, he covered her mouth and said, "Don't talk nonsense." Even if you want to do something for me, you don't have to pay so much with your life. ”
"As long as I marry a wife, it's enough for you to obediently not make trouble."
Well?
Hongling sat up from the bed all of a sudden, and she said excitedly: "You want me to be your mistress?" ”
"You've been married three times, I haven't been married once, I've been married once, and it's two less than you, or are you taking advantage, what are you thinking about?" After Shen Haofeng finished speaking, he remembered that he had also been married once, and he hadn't had time to go back to go through the divorce procedures.
According to this calculation, if he marries again, it will only be one less than Hongling.
"Can it still be counted like that?" Hongling frowned.
"Why, are you going to be so clear with me?"
Seeing that Shen Haofeng seemed to be angry, Hongling hurriedly leaned into his arms and said, "Hey, that's not what people mean, they're worried about your body." ”
"You're still worried about yourself."
More than ten minutes later, Hongling heard the scolding from upstairs, "Sanba, shut up, don't 'ghost cry wolf howl' anymore, there are children at home!" ”
Shen Haofeng was embarrassed for a while, such an old building should still pay attention to one point, the sound insulation or something is very touching. But I heard Hongling, who was pouting with a round big buttocks, say upstairs: "People can't help it." ”
Bang.
Shen Haofeng hurriedly closed the window, picked up Hongling again, and threw her on the bed.