Chapter 129: No, I'll act
Looking at the few people in front of you...
A large wave of memories poured into Shen Haofeng's mind, he was still called Shen Haofeng, and he was an ordinary member of the team that specialized in breaking up for others.
Is this "Breakup Master"?
Seriously, this movie is really embarrassing, when I used to watch "Three Guns Shooting Surprise", the national teacher told the audience that it turns out that sketches can also be called movies.
Then this "Breakup Master" is probably intended to tell the audience that the company's annual meeting can also be called a movie.
I especially remember that when this movie received 600 million box office, there was such a sentence in the rivers and lakes, ruining the Deng Dynasty, one Yu Baimei is enough.
But for Shen Haofeng, I don't care if it's embarrassing or not, I just like the heroine. Especially after watching Da Mi Mi's New Year's Eve performance, Shen Haofeng was really shocked by the dynamic light waves on the stage.
"Haofeng, what about the meeting, what are you doing?"
Hearing the voice, Shen Haofeng hurriedly came back to his senses, there were a total of four people sitting in front of him, and it was Mei Yuangui who was sitting in the middle.
The woman next to him is called Lulu.
The chubby man is Lao Hei.
The one with the cuckold is the ribs.
Along with him, it was the entire team of their breakup team.
Of course, ordinary people don't need to be so troublesome to break up, and their customers often have status and status, and they don't want to have a reputation for playing with feelings, so they want a "reasonable" breakup.
"Alright, that's all I have to say. Then let's do it first, everyone gathers is a fire, scattered is full of stars, and then gather when there is a life, let's disperse first. Haofeng, you are in a daze for such an important matter as a meeting, you can stay for a while." Mei Yuangui said.
The ribs patted Shen Haofeng's shoulder and gave him a look of self-begging.
Shen Haofeng slapped off his groping pig hands.
On these three people, not a single fragment appeared, unlike Mei Yuangui not far away, who was about to glow. Staying alone is exactly what Shen Haofeng wants.
After the ribs were gone, Shen Haofeng opened his arms and said to Mei Yuangui, "Brother Gui, I haven't seen you for a few days, hug me first." I'm really not in a daze, how can I be in a daze when I have such an important thing as a meeting..."
"Pick up [Basketball Mastery] Fragments*1 (1/1), the number of fragments has been collected, and they can be activated."
"Pick up [Figure Skating Mastery] fragments*1 (1/1), the number of fragments has been collected, and they can be activated."
"Pick up [Acting Mastery] shards*1 (1/1), the number of shards has been collected, and it can be activated."
"Pick up [Swimming Mastery] fragments*1 (1/1), the number of fragments has been collected, and it can be activated."
This...
It's all a piece of fragments, and the quality of the skills is worrying.
Thinking about Mei Yuangui, who seems to know a little bit about everything in the movie, and is not so proficient, that is, the level of fooling laymen, Shen Haofeng feels quite normal.
Better than nothing?
Activate them all.
"Alright, alright." Mei Yuangui pushed him away and said, "There are other things to let you stay."
Something else?
Shen Haofeng looked "puzzled".
The third-rate acting skills that he just activated, he used it.
Mei Yuangui didn't care about his expression and asked, "Are you free next week?"
Shen Haofeng nodded.
"Come with me to Mauritius." Mei Yuangui said. ….
Leaving him alone and criticizing him for being distracted in a meeting turned out to be an excuse. This guy thinks that this trip to Mauritius is easy and wants to monopolize the commission.
Oh, it's not a monopoly, it's with Shen Haofeng, a newcomer.
Newcomers, just give a little and send it away.
As soon as he heard about Mauritius, Shen Haofeng knew that the plot was about to begin, but he pretended to be puzzled and said, "Brother Gui, why did you go to Mauritius?"
"A writer asked me to help him break up with his girlfriend, and he had deliberately made her angry in advance, and his girlfriend was going to Mauritius for a vacation. I'm going to implement a breakup plan there." Mei Yuangui
Said.
Just talking about writers, anyway, there are so many writers in the whole of China, there are eight or nine million registered alone, and Mei Yuangui is not afraid of being known in advance by Shen Haofeng.
"Brother Gui, can you tell me what the plan is first, I'll prepare in advance."
Mei Yuangui replied, "I haven't thought about it yet, it just so happens that you are also here, let's discuss it." What do you think?"
I didn't.
"Forget it, keep it simple, make her fall in love with me, and break up with that writer." Mei Yuangui said: "In such a romantic place by the sea, her boyfriend is not around, and there is a man with better quality than her boyfriend who asks for warmth and takes advantage of the weakness... Perfect."
Shen Haofeng didn't have any opinion on this plan, but he thought that the woman who was broken up was Xiaozhuang, and he felt that the person who took advantage of the situation had to be changed.
Even with Shen Haofeng's pickiness, Xiaozhuang's appearance and figure can hardly find anything wrong. The appearance is super high, and although the chest is not as proud as Hongling, it is far beyond You Jingwen, and it is a model of one-handed mastery.
The waist is slender enough, the buttocks are also extremely straight, and a pair of beautiful legs are white, long and thin, which is one of the best comments on the Internet that the ancestors fought the Western Regions, not just for raisins.
"Brother Gui, in what capacity are you going to approach her?"
"Of course it's the writers, the big writers, who are more successful than their clients, and whose works are more popular, to get her attention." Mei Yuangui said eloquently.
It's not the same as in the movie.
Shen Haofeng said: "Brother Gui, you said that her boyfriend made her angry, and he is a writer, in case she hates the house and Wu, I am afraid that you will not have a chance to get close to her."
"Seems to make some sense." Mei Yuangui thought for a while and said, "Then change it to a rich man, a young, handsome, well-figured and caring rich man?"
As he spoke, he also straightened his chest towards Shen Haofeng and showed his hand shallowly.
Shen Haofeng: "......"
"Since she has found a writer to be her boyfriend, maybe she is more literary and artistic in her heart, and she may not be attractive enough to be a rich man." Shen Haofeng frowned.
"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, what do you think?" Mei Yuangui said: "Besides, not every writer writes literary and artistic content, haven't you read "Waste Capital"?"
"It's... Isn't it art?"
「……」
Thinking about the clips in the movie, Shen Haofeng said tentatively, "Brother Gui, why don't we pretend to be the king?"
"Huh?" Mei Yuangui was stunned for a moment, and said speechlessly: "Your idea is indeed quite bold and unusual, but you tell me, it is a republic, where does the king come from?"
Shen Haofeng, who has watched the movie, knows that many things cannot be judged by common sense. ….
Otherwise, the girl will not be suspicious that the water heater is broken, and you ask her to plug it in and try it, and she will conclude that you don't love her.
"Brother Gui, the truth is this, but many girls' geographical knowledge, just like they think that Serodika Ob is called Ultraman, can't tell the difference." Shen Haofeng said.
Thinking of his fear of being dominated by the lipstick number, Mei Yuangui nodded solemnly and said, "You're right."
After finishing speaking, Mei Yuangui said, "But I haven't played the king, how should I play it?"
"Brother Gui, it's not you who act, I'm going to act." Shen Haofeng finally showed his "fangs".
"You act?"
Shen Haofeng said step by step: "Brother Gui, playing the king is just a trivial matter, in order to make her believe, you also need someone to coordinate all this behind the scenes. In contrast, I can only do the little thing of playing the king, and the heavy responsibility will still be entrusted to you."
Mei Yuangui was persuaded by his heavy responsibilities, strong ability, and strategic strategy.
Let's go.
Ashis, Mauritius.
"The other party is here in two days, and we need to get everything ready before then." Mei Yuangui, who received the news, said to Shen Haofeng Shen Haofeng.
Xiaozhuang's boyfriend's account for booking air tickets, so the other party knows her itinerary well. She did this, probably because she wanted the other party to know where she was, so that she could chase her and apologize to her.
but
What she didn't know was that the other party had found a breakup master and wanted to take this opportunity to break up with her.
It's so pathetic.
Shen Haofeng, who has always been soft-hearted, plans to give her a new relationship and make up for the damage in her heart, huh.
"No problem, brother, what do you need me to do, you just ask." Shen Haofeng said briskly.
"Try on makeup first."
"Okay."
Rao is Shen Haofeng's appearance is against the sky, and after putting on makeup, he also feels a little uncontrollable. First of all, his whole person was painted black with a special material, Toushan brought a wig with self-curling hair, his eyebrows and eyelashes were processed, and the most important thing was that his lips were doubled, which looked extremely plump.
He wore only a pair of underwear on top and bottom, and wrapped a red cloth around his waist to cover it.
At first, there was no red cloth, but after Mei Yuangui saw the effect, with an extremely complicated mood, he asked the costumer to add another piece of red cloth.
It's too scary, too exposed, too envious, jealous and hateful.
But even if it was covered with a cloth, Mei Yuangui looked at Shen Haofeng's figure and couldn't help but sigh, "Is your figure really what a person can have?"
Looking at the muscle lines on Shen Haofeng's body, the bulging biceps, abdominal muscles, mermaid line... Mei Yuangui felt that it was even more perfect than sculpture.
Shen Haofeng said in a low-key manner: "I usually like fitness."
boxing and fitness, especially his arms, waist and abdomen are indeed used more, and he is not lying. He can have such a good figure and good physique, which is indeed "exercised" over time.
This sets the makeup.
Mei Yuangui pulled Shen Haofeng to arrange the details, such as the photos with the big people hanging on the wall, the coins printed with Shen Haofeng's portrait after makeup, etc., all to make Xiaozhuang believe that Shen Haofeng is the king of Mauritius.
At the same time, the extras are also in place.
Funds are burning.
However, Mei Yuangui didn't pay much attention to it, because he had already made up his mind in his heart and ran away when the work was done. He didn't plan to pay any of the money for these extras.
Anyway, he can't come to this place again in his life, what is there to be afraid of, they have the ability to chase him to Huaxia to beat him.
What he didn't know was that he was stopped on the way to run away and was beaten miserably.
"Everything is ready, only the east wind is owed." Mei Yuangui patted Shen Haofeng on the shoulder and said, "As soon as the goal arrives, we will immediately take action to solve the problem for the customer as soon as possible."
Shen Haofeng nodded expectantly.
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