Chapter 33: The Scum of Perversion

This scene, this picture, resting in the youthful blood, has to be a classic and important villain.

If there is a BGM at this time, it must be grandiose, gloomy, and evil, which is used to render the villain powerful and terrifying.

And this way of appearing with only a voice and no image increases the sense of oppression of the protagonist, so as to erect the strength and mystery of the villain with the protagonist's sight!

The protagonist at this time should be nervous, excited, and even a little panicked.

After all, the two old men of their own family were left under the hands of others, and at first glance, they were accused and waiting for rescue.

But Wei Chaoyang endured and endured, but he really couldn't hold back, and laughed directly!

This laugh is haha, I can't stop it.

The smile made Old Man Li and Ji Detian's faces a little green.

If you have something to talk about, you have something to talk about, you are so funny!

Don't you know that this inexplicable laugh can easily irritate the enemy?

As hostages, their lives can be all in the whims of this powerful mysterious man.

Even if you think about them, you can't laugh like that.

The voice in the darkness rang out again, "You don't have to try to provoke me and influence me in this way. ”

Wei Chaoyang waved his hand, turned around, turned his back to the two old men, took a few deep breaths, and forcibly suppressed the laughter, only then did he turn around, but instead of facing the two old men, he said in the direction of the left: "You know me?" ”

The voice in the darkness was surprised, "Sure enough, I am worthy of the legendary alchemist, and he can actually see through my exclusive concealment method at a glance!" ”

"It's okay, it's okay, why don't you come out and talk? I've found you, so I don't have to hide! ”

Wei Chaoyang kept his face open, but kept curling the corners of his mouth and being pressed back, proving that he actually wanted to laugh.

It's not that he doesn't pay attention to the occasion and doesn't care about the lives of the two old men, but this scene is too funny.

A big fat white pig is trying to tickle with its hooves.

It's just that this itchy place is located in the back, which is extremely difficult for humans to scratch their backs, and it is an impossible task for pigs.

So the big white pig was so anxious that the whole pig's head was red, his eyes were wide, his mouth kept opening and closing, his ears were fanning, and he kept turning in circles with his hooves, and he was stupid and cute.

If this situation were placed on an ordinary occasion, it would not actually make Wei Chaoyang laugh on the spot.

After all, I watch Kuaishou on Douyin every day, and there are many stupid and cute jokes of various pets, the threshold is relatively high, and there is nothing funny about a pig spinning around and tickling.

But now is the important moment for the villain boss to appear, the villain is trying to create a terrifying, evil and mysterious atmosphere, and he hides himself so seriously, but this pig is spinning and turning, and all the efforts of the poor villain are in vain.

With such a strong contrast, it's really hard not to laugh.

Wei Chaoyang didn't have professional training, so he naturally couldn't help it at the first time.

"Found me? Hehehe, you underestimate me too much! Hehehe......"

With a somber laugh, the darkness spreads rapidly.

The big white pig began to move, first quickly moving a few meters to the left, then a few meters backwards, and then a few meters to the right.

Matching it, the sound begins to flicker left and right.

"Now, can you still determine my location?"

"Come on, Master Xiao Wei, let me see your skills as a so-called refiner!"

"Hehehe, can't you find me now? Hehehe......"

Old man Li and Ji Detian were both nervous, shaking their bodies and screaming, but they couldn't make a sound.

Wei Chaoyang sighed, such a stupid villain thought that it only existed in funny anime, but he didn't expect to meet it in reality.

"I'm coming, hehehe......"

The big white pig moved left and right, gradually approaching Wei Chaoyang.

Wei Chaoyang punched the big white pig's buttocks.

In the darkness there was a scream, short and terrible.

But the sound was immediately announced, and the big white pig quickly retreated more than ten meters, and then came up left and right again.

It's just that this time there was no sound.

Probably the other party thinks that Wei Chaoyang can hear and distinguish his position, so as long as he doesn't make a sound, he won't be discovered.

Wei Chaoyang remained silent, waiting for the big white pig to approach, and then punched him again.

This time, it increased the force by five points.

Then he heard a thud, and a figure fell out of the darkness, and fell heavily to the ground, motionless.

Temper hard, trigger critical hits, and directly flip!

The one who was put down by Wei Chaoyang's two fists was a young man, wearing a very villainous black robe, paralyzed on the ground in a large shape, his face was covered with blood, and his nose was collapsed, looking very miserable.

Wei Chaoyang touched his nose to confirm that he was still alive, and then looked at the big white pig.

Still scratching and itching there, spinning around.

The owner was dry turned over and it didn't affect it at all.

It can only be said that the joys and sorrows of people and fortunes are obviously incompatible.

Seeing that the big white pig couldn't scratch the place with its hooves, it was almost suffocated into a braised pig's head, looking strange and pitiful, Wei Chaoyang couldn't bear it, so he reached out to help it scratch its back.

The big white pig squinted his eyes comfortably all of a sudden, and took the initiative to adjust his posture so that Wei Chaoyang could scratch more easily.

Yunling: The golden pig is blessed, and the body is blessed without knowing the blessing, and everything goes smoothly like drinking water.

Yo, pretty good luck.

But Wei Chaoyang was still deflated here.

This fully shows that bringing good luck does not necessarily mean that it will really be able to go smoothly to the end, and there will also be a risk of overturning.

Wei Chaoyang felt that there should be a relationship of mutual restraint between this luck.

For example, the self who stacks the auspicious star and shines, has no danger and has been tempered by thousands of tempers and triple buffs, is much stronger than the hooded brother who only brought a pig.

Therefore, if you encounter an opponent with good luck in the future, not to mention, it is the right thing to stack a few more buffs first.

But a normal human life palace can only bring one luck.

One life is worth one luck, this is an iron law, no matter how strong a person is, he can't have more luck in one life.

Therefore, Wei Chaoyang boasted that his master who made something out of nothing could bring multiple luck, which would make Ming Xintong so shocked.

However, this does not mean that people cannot carry more than one with them.

As long as there is suitable storage and transportation equipment, it will be fine.

Judging from the relevant memories that came out of my mind before, the storage and transportation methods are strange, but in general, they are nothing more than dead and alive.

Dead survival is to put it in a box or bottle with a talisman drawn on it.

This kind of dead existence, the scientific name is sealed luck, if it is sealed for too long, it will cause the luck to lose its activity, the strength will decline significantly, and even degenerate the level, and it is not impossible to fall back from the luck spirit to the number of luck.

So dead storage is just a temporary storage method.

The living existence, as opposed to the dead existence, uses living things as containers for storage and transportation.

As long as there are creatures in the life palace, they can be used for storage.

But this involves a problem of matching the house of life, and it is not so easy to solve.

If the fate palace does not match, it will cause damage to the spirit, which is naturally not possible.

But if the fate palace is matched, this is not a technical problem, but a human problem.

I did everything possible to get the good luck, for Mao to cheapen you!

Therefore, the storage of Yun in today's Spirit Transporter Realm is quite a big problem, and even the committee does not have a very good solution.

The committee took out the mature luck spirit for auction and gave it to the major luck companies to operate, and the profit was one thing, and the problem of long-term storage of luck was another.

But this problem is not a problem here for Wei Chaoyang.

After all, no one knows how to store luck better than him now.

There are hundreds or thousands of ways to store and transport in my head.

ONE OF THEM IS A WAY TO SOLVE MULTIPLE SAVES AND MEET HIS NEEDS FOR STACKING BUFFS QUICKLY.

This method is called the Yin Storage Method.

The full name is the Negative Animal Refining Multi-Life Palace Storage and Transportation Rapid Transfer Method.

Feminine animals are the legendary animals that can leap between yin and yang, including but not limited to cats, snakes, bats, frogs, crows, owls, and so on.

These feminine animals all have multiple life knots on their bodies, and after refining, they can be turned into life palaces.

This kind of refining life palace has no direct connection with the life of the stored living creatures, and it does not have any attributes, which can match the fortune of any nature category.

And the transportation and storage of this non-attribute life palace will not be affected in any way, but can be continuously nourished by the life activity of the animal, and the activity will not be reduced.

Wei Chaoyang pondered about turning around and getting a cat to be used as a storage and transportation beast.

The method is no problem, the cat is also easy to get, the only thing to worry about is the dormitory management - the dormitory is not allowed to have pets, last week the crocodile raised by a buddy in the food engineering next door was copied out because it bit the teacher who checked the hygiene of the dormitory, and the whole school reported criticism, recorded a major demerit, and even the crocodile was confiscated.

Why don't you rent a house off-campus?

With this ability now, there is a high probability that there will be no shortage of money in the future, and it is not a big deal to rent a house, but the worry is that it is known by my mother, and it is time to think about it, first of all, the way to rent a house is not easy to explain.

Therefore, if you want to rent a house openly, you must first solve the problem of where the money comes from.

When I think about it, it's really complicated, and there aren't too many things to do.

He was pondering this, when he suddenly felt something soft arching under his hand, and when he looked down, he saw that the big white pig was arching his hand with his mouth.

It turned out that he was so engrossed in his mind that he stopped tickling.

The big white pig was cool, Wei Chaoyang suddenly stopped, which made it even more uncomfortable.

Seeing Wei Chaoyang paying attention to himself, the big white pig immediately shook his head and tail, and showed a big smile at him.

That's right, this pig is laughing and currying favor with Wei Chaoyang.

Wei Chaoyang was shocked.

Could it be that this is another lucky spirit similar to that fat cat?

You have to do some research and exchange.

Wei Chaoyang was just about to make a move, but at a glance he saw Li Laozheng and Ji Detian standing in place like a stake, so he quickly stopped, dragged one of the Miao man's legs, and dragged him into the darkness.

In order to let Old Man Li and Ji Detian not worry, he deliberately smiled at the two of them to show comfort.

Old man Li sent a message to Ji Detian with his eyes: He smiled so terrifyingly, what was he going to do to that man?

Ji Detian's eyes were also full of horror: I heard that the refiners were very perverted, he must be going to do perverted things.

Old man Li: No, he's been quite normal in the past two days, and he hasn't seen any perversion.

Gidtian: The more top-level perverts are, the more they are hidden, but as soon as they reveal their true colors, they can scare people to death.

Old Man Li: You're prejudiced.

Ji Detian: You can't just ignore everything just to hug your thighs, and be careful that you don't protect the night.

Old man Li: But he is really strong, you can also see, we have been stumbling for half our lives, and we finally got this opportunity, how can we let it go easily. As long as I can seize this opportunity, I am willing to pay any price!

Ji Detian: That's the same thing, it's too strong, it's the first time I've seen someone who can break the lock movement array with a casual glance. This thigh, I also hold it, no matter how perverted it is, I will hold it!

The two looked at each other, their eyes were firm and tragic, full of a sense of sympathy for each other.

Wei Chaoyang dragged the black-robed man behind the grass in one go, reached out to hold the hooves of the big white pig, and asked very sincerely, "Can you understand me?" ”

The big white pig shook his head and shook his ears, his mouth opened and closed, but he couldn't make any sound.

It looks a little retarded.

Wei Chaoyang didn't give up, and asked tentatively: "Is it itchy in the back of you, do you need me to help you solve it?" ”

The big white pig shook his head and shook his ears, obviously not understanding Wei Chaoyang's words.

However, the black-robed man suddenly opened his eyes, looked at Wei Chaoyang in horror, and let out a terrible scream when he opened his mouth.

Wei Chaoyang was startled and quickly reached out to cover the man's mouth.

The screams were stifled back.

The man's eyes widened, his face was full of horror, he screamed, writhed and struggled, but his strength was not enough, and Wei Chaoyang pressed him with one hand and couldn't move.

It's just that he struggled so much that Wei Chaoyang couldn't communicate with the big white pig properly, so he scratched his head.

Wei Chaoyang wanted to untie his belt and tie people, but it turned out that this thing was actually wearing sweatpants, elastic bands, no belts, and wanted to untie his shoelaces, but it was a pedal without shoelaces!

In desperation, Wei Chaoyang had no choice but to take off the hooded man's pants to make a rope.

The hooded man couldn't see it, he only felt that his lower body was cold, and he couldn't help but die of fear, but under the control of Wei Chaoyang's big hands like iron pincers, he couldn't move at all, and the only thing he could do was to clamp his legs and maintain the last stubbornness.

Wei Chaoyang ripped off the hooded man's socks and stuffed them in his mouth, and then took his pants and tied the hooded man's shoulders and back to a pig's trotter style.

Although he was strong, after finishing all his work, he still tired Wei Chaoyang from sweating, lifted his shirt and fanned it, he still felt that it was very hot, and when he thought that there was no one left and right anyway, he didn't have to worry about his image, so he simply took off his T-shirt, turned his head to look at the big white pig who was still shaking his head at him, showed a kind smile, and reached out to touch it.

The hooded man's eyes were so wide that his eyeballs were about to fall out, and he looked at Wei Chaoyang, who was shirtless, stretching out his claws to himself with a lewd smile, and he rolled his eyes and fainted directly.

Wei Chaoyang was inexplicable, thinking that this thing was so psychologically fragile, how could he be a villain boss, but he was just a miscellaneous soldier.

I didn't care about the hooded man, and concentrated on teasing the pig, ah, no, I was concentrating on communicating with this big white pig.

But after many attempts, Wei Chaoyang can basically confirm that this pig, it is only a pig at most, and its IQ is obviously not up to the level of that fat cat.

Wei Chaoyang was a little disappointed, but he still scratched his entire back seriously.

The big white pig was so comfortable that his eyes narrowed into a slit, and he honestly lay on his stomach and didn't move.

But as soon as Wei Chaoyang raised his hand, it immediately opened its eyes again and looked at Wei Chaoyang with a blank look.

"It's okay to be comfortable, you can't finish it."

Wei Chaoyang waved his hand at the big white pig, turned around and put on a T-shirt while walking out of the grass.

Old man Li and Ji Detian listened to all the voices, and looked at Wei Chaoyang who came out while putting on his clothes, and his eyes were called awe, just like looking at a pervert.

Wei Chaoyang came to the two of them, turned around and observed, and found that both of them had a thin silver needle tied around their necks, and when they raised their hands to pull them out, the two old men immediately returned to normal.

The two old men stiffened for a long time, and once they were relieved, they were all sore, and they sat on the ground with their buttocks, panting roughly, and rubbing their arms and legs.

Old man Li complained: "This kid is too yin, sneak attack on my old man who is almost sixty." ”

Ji Detian also said: "Today's young people don't pay attention to the morality of the rivers and lakes, how can they not say anything, and they will carry out sneak attacks when they come up, which is simply the lower limit of my spiritual spirit master world's moral depression and human shame." By the way, Master Xiao Wei, have you asked him clearly what his origin is? ”

Both of them tried to ignore what they had just heard and seen.

Wei Chaoyang said: "I haven't asked yet, I think you two are old enough and experienced, so let's go and ask together." ”

Old man Li and Ji Detian were shocked and imaginative.

I just made people scream and hum, but I didn't even ask!

Perverted!

It's so perverted!

I just said that people are scum, and our one is obviously even more scum!

The two old men looked at the dark grass, and only felt that it was unpredictable, as if they had seen the unsightly tragic picture in it, such as what Heng Chen, such as what bloodshed, such as what flowers bloomed, anyway, at this moment, the two of them no longer hated the hooded man, but sympathized with him.

But if you don't want to go in, you can't do it, Wei Chaoyang is urging it behind.

The two had no choice but to bite the bullet and walk in.

As soon as I entered the grass, I saw the hooded man with two bare legs, his limbs tied behind his back, and socks stuffed in his mouth.

It's okay, it's okay, the pants are still some of the same.

Came to the hooded man, Old Man Li and Ji Detian, you look at me, I look at you, and in the end, it was Old Man Li who pulled out the socks with his hands.

The hooded man breathed heavily, not even caring about screaming.

Old man Li looked at him sympathetically, "Let's be honest, you won't have to suffer another crime." ”

The hooded man ignored Old Man Li, and only looked at Wei Chaoyang who was standing aside, "How did you see through my shadow dodge method?" ”

"Shadow dodge?" Wei Chaoyang subconsciously repeated, and suddenly a lot of content popped up in his mind, what kind of shadow teleportation, shadow stealth, and luck evasion...... There are a lot of messes, and each of them is more advanced and useful than the funny shadow dodge method of the hooded man.

"That's right, the Shadow Dodge Method, the exclusive method for the investigators of the Commission." The hooded man looked proud, not at all like a prisoner, but like a winner, looking at Wei Chaoyang, expecting his collapse.

Gidtian shouted, "You are an investigator of the committee? ”

His face was so white that he was colorless.

Old man Li was also a little nervous, but he was not like Ji Detian was afraid of becoming like that, firstly, he was not afraid of bites now that he had more lice, and secondly, Wei Chaoyang, a tall man, was on top of the sky, so he immediately asked: "You said that you are an investigator, what evidence do you have?" I also said that I was the Ombudsman of the Commission! And the investigator, why don't you say that you are one of the top twelve? This awesome makes you brag, boundless! ”

"I have proof of employment in my pocket!" The hooded man craned his neck and glared at the two old men, "Hurry up and let go of me, otherwise, you will wash your ass and wait for death!" ”

No matter how fierce he is, he will no longer treat Wei Chaoyang like this after all.

Wei Chaoyang finally recovered from the flood of memories just now, and as soon as he was confused, he only heard the word buttocks, so he asked blankly: "What's wrong with butt?" Does it hurt? ”

The hooded man was shocked, quickly moved his body, hid his ass under him, looked at Wei Chaoyang and said in a trembling voice: "What are you going to do?" I tell you not to mess around, the assault investigator is equivalent to the assault committee, and the committee will never let you go! ”

Wei Chaoyang said simply: "Don't be afraid, I will kill you later, so you don't have to worry about this." ”

This sentence woke up the two panicked old men at once.

The two looked at each other, then at the hooded man, and their eyes invariably showed a fierce light.

It's terrible to be blown up, but it's also terrible to be killed!

The hooded man saw the undisguised murderous intent from the eyes of the two old men, and became more and more frightened, tried to shrink his body, and looked at Wei Chaoyang pitifully, "Little Master Wei, there is something to say, we have no grievances in the long future, and no enmity in the near future, I just say it casually, you have not violated the rules of the committee, I can't do anything to you, I can't kill people, I really can't do it." We are a society governed by the rule of law, and we have to abide by the law. You're still young and have a great future, but you can't just go down the path of crime......"

Wei Chaoyang interrupted his grinding, "You know me?" ”

The hooded man said: "Didn't you go to the committee to sell luck in the afternoon, Hu Shijin reported your situation, and the surveillance screenshots have been posted in the large group of all members of the Haicheng Committee, and everyone is asked to remember and pay attention to your whereabouts at any time." After all, alchemists rarely appear, and once they do, they must have something to do with refining, and the committee must focus on tracking and monitoring. And the news that you are going to fight with Wen Jun is also on Douyin, and I remember it even more firmly. ”

Although Hu Shijin sold Wei Chaoyang's whereabouts to OSI, he did not dare to hide it from the committee.

The appearance of the refiner is a big deal, and if he doesn't report the violation of the regulations, it was not only him who was present at the time, but also a colleague next to him, and he would definitely report it if he didn't report it!

Wei Chaoyang's heart moved.

In this case, Mingxintong should have seen it too.

But why didn't she mention it when she came in the afternoon?

Wei Chaoyang pondered about this matter while quietly continuing to ask, "Why did you come here?" Could it be that the locking array here was set up by the committee? ”

"Of course not, how can the committee interfere with the movement of the land, this is going to be a big incident." The hooded man flatly denied it, "Our intelligence department has found that there is a problem with the transportation of Tianke Dadi, so we have strengthened monitoring and are preparing to find out who is setting up the formation and what is the purpose." We have been monitoring for half a month, and I happened to be on duty tonight, and I received the news that the lock movement array was lifted, so I came over to see the specific situation, and if there was anything wrong, I had to report it to the headquarters immediately.

Once an accident occurs at a level of earth transportation like Tianke University, it will be a major event of earth cracking and landslides, and it cannot be ignored at any time! As soon as I came over, I saw the two of them standing there, still guarding a pile of bronze tripods set up in formation, so I started to restrain the two of them.

But as soon as I restrained them, before I could ask them carefully, I saw you come out. Originally, I wanted to take you down and interrogate you again. ”

"Bold! He actually plotted against Master Xiao Wei! ”

"Presumptuous! Don't be rude to Master Xiao Wei! ”

The two old men spoke at the same time, and they were even more emotional than Wei Chaoyang, the main person in the matter.

Wei Chaoyang waved his hand, signaling them not to squeak.

The two old men immediately returned to their positions obediently like NPCs, and said a word.

Wei Chaoyang looked at the hooded man without saying a word, and then slowly put his hand into his trouser pocket.