"Uncle Zhang doesn't like it"

Xue Yuantong sighed lightly, "Really? Recently, Uncle Zhang has been exchanging things with us every day, and I thought he was very good. ”

Hearing this, Jiang Ning smiled and patiently explained, "Have you forgotten the big wolf dog raised by Uncle Zhang?"

Xue Yuantong fell into thought, Jiang Ning beckoned, and the black-backed wolf dog in the distance "swished" and ran, sticking out his tongue and wagging his tail, looking flattering.

Despite the dog's best efforts to show flattery, even when he smiled, he still bared his teeth and grinned, and was very vicious.

Jiang Ning rubbed the dog's head with his shoe: "Have you forgotten how bad it was before?"

Xue Yuantong suddenly realized, remembering that when Uncle Zhang first raised a wolf dog, the wolf dog came to the side and sniffed, she and Chu Chu were so frightened that they didn't dare to move, even so, Uncle Zhang still watched from the sidelines, and said that it was not in the way.

She suddenly recalled that in the past, Uncle Zhang was a pig killer, full of evil spirits, and spoke loudly, in her opinion, he was a difficult person to get along with, however, since Jiang Ning and he wrestled wrists.

Uncle Zhang suddenly changed and became very easy to get along with, which made Xue Yuantong unconsciously change his perception.

Thinking of this, Xue Yuantong couldn't help but look at Jiang Ning.

Jiang Ning didn't speak, many times, bad people don't get better, but because they meet people who are worse than him, after wrestling his wrist, Uncle Zhang probably thinks that Jiang Ning is at the same level as him, so he can talk well.

Xue Yuantong saw that Jiang Ning was calm and relaxed, and felt that it was good to have him, but Xue Yuantong didn't want Jiang Ning to know that he was happy because of him.

She straightened her little face and said stiffly: "What if Uncle Zhang breaks Dongdong?" ”

Jiang Ning said: "Don't worry, Dongdong is very resistant to beating." ”

Even if the hornets and caterpillars attack in turn, Dongdong is also fearless, let alone a mere Uncle Zhang.

After a while, a "ah" cry suddenly sounded!

Immediately, a dark shadow ran out of the door of the neighbor's house.

It was Dongdong's figure, Dongdong ran home crying, Uncle Zhang chased him with a stick: "Lao Tzu killed you rabbit cub today!" ”

"There's no fucking upbringing!" Uncle Zhang was obviously not angry, his face trembled, and he was extremely angry.

Xue Yuantong was shocked by his expression, and couldn't help asking, what did Dongdong do?

Why is Uncle Zhang so angry?

Obviously, Jiang Ning didn't say anything, just asked Dongdong to ask him for ice cream, Uncle Zhang wouldn't be angry for a piece of ice cream!

When Jiang Ning saw this scene, he told her what he had perceived with his divine sense:

"When Dongdong called Uncle Zhang, Uncle Zhang was sleeping."

Xue Yuantong said: "Are you angry when you get up? ”

Jiang Ning said: "More than that. ”

Uncle Zhang slept, snoring and snoring, Dongdong screamed twice, the sound sank in the snoring sound of the whole house, Uncle Zhang slept too deeply, he didn't hear it at all.

Dongdong is anxious to eat ice cream, where can I wait?

He spit two mouthfuls of saliva on his hand and slapped it at Uncle Zhang's face, making a croaking sound, and Uncle Zhang was awakened by the fan at that time.

Dongdong glared at Uncle Zhang with a black face: "Give me ice cream quickly, otherwise grandpa will beat you to death!" ”

And then the current war situation was created.

Uncle Zhang picked up the stick, grabbed Dongdong and pumped two sticks, and he screamed non-stop.

At this time, the fat old lady next door heard the howl, like a ball, rushed out from next door, saw the tragic situation of her grandson, and witnessed Uncle Zhang's violence.

The fat old lady pounced on her with her teeth and claws, and howled: "You beat my grandson to death, beat him to death!" ”

The fat old lady snatched Uncle Zhang's stick with her hand, howling and checking Dongdong's injuries.

When Dongdong saw his grandmother coming, he cried harder, like thunder.

The fat old lady pointed at Uncle Zhang, scolded, and all kinds of foul language came out.

In less than a minute, I greeted Uncle Zhang's seven aunts and eight aunts.

Uncle Zhang's angry head swelled, and he said to the old woman, "You call me again, and I will beat you together!" ”

With that, he approached the fat old lady.

The fat old lady took a step back: "It's terrible, it's terrible, it's terrible, it's murder!" ”

In order to make it more comfortable for Jiang Ning to watch the excitement, he returned to the house, took a few slices of pork jerky from the refrigerator, and took a bowl of spicy shredded beef made by Aunt Gu herself.

Xue Yuantong glanced at the meat on the table: "It's too meaty, why isn't there a little green?" Unhealthy! ”

Then she took a bottle of Sprite.

The fat old lady and Uncle Zhang quarreled ten meters away, and the initiators Jiang Ning and Xue Yuantong drank Bingxuebi comfortably, ate snacks, and talked and laughed, just like two worlds.

The fat old lady and Uncle Zhang quarreled for about five minutes, and Uncle Tang and Teacher Qian next door were woken up and ran out in slippers.

Among them, Mr. Qian also took a banana fan, and when he saw them arguing there, the two acted as peacemakers:

"Oh, it's noon, what are you arguing about, don't make any noise, it's not easy for everyone, don't hurt the harmony."

The fat old lady scolded and scolded: "This pig-killing man beats my grandson, I will fight with him today!" ”

Uncle Zhang was annoyed, obviously he was the victim, he clenched his fists and shook his fists, so frightened that Dongdong rolled on the ground again, and his clothes were full of dust.

Uncle Tang hurriedly pulled the rack: "Hey, the child is still young, tap it!" ”

Teacher Qian: "Neighbors, don't worry too much, understand each other!" ”

Uncle Tang: "What a big deal, look at my face, let's go back and rest." ”

……

A dispute, in Uncle Tang and Teacher Qian and the mud, was resolved, and everyone resumed the good neighborhood relationship between Hello and Me.

Xue Yuantong was worried, worried that Dongdong would tell the truth, causing the fat old lady to ask Jiang Ning for accountability, but until the end, Dongdong didn't say the reason.

In the afternoon, Aunt Gu came back very early, because tomorrow the company will hold a mid-year meeting in Nanshi, and the girl can't participate, in order to keep her heart from being unbalanced.

So tonight's cooking dishes are more abundant, Aunt Gu bought pangasius and Jiwei shrimp, as well as squid, and then put lettuce, potatoes and corn, and burned them into a pot, which was spicy and delicious.

In particular, the fish pieces are very tender and have no spines, so the bite is very good.

After Xue Chuchu got out of school in the afternoon, she came back to have dinner at Tongtong's house, and she rarely ate two bowls of rice.

Originally, Xue Chuchu had never eaten only one bowl of dinner, and she was very shy when she ate at Tongtong's house.

But Tong Tong served rice, and she couldn't help but stretch out her empty bowl.

After Xue Chuchu finished eating, Tong Tong took her to Jiang Ning's house under the pretext that she was too tired after a day of playing, and enjoyed his display.

Jiang Ning went to the swing position alone and lay down, Dongdong was beaten by Uncle Zhang, lay on the bed to recuperate, and couldn't go out to occupy the swing for the time being.

In the summer evening, there are a lot of mosquitoes, and Uncle Tang, who is enjoying the cool at the door, stretches out his hand to fight mosquitoes from time to time.

Seeing this scene, Jiang Ning remembered that Xue Yuantong had boasted in front of him.

She claims that she is small to large, has a unique physique, and belongs to the type that if there are people around, mosquitoes only bite others, but not her.

Until that time I met Jiang Ning, the two sat together, Xue Yuantong was bitten three bags, and after being coated with flower water, she became silent.

Jiang Ning was lying in the hammock, enjoying comfort, and the mosquitoes around him rushed over like crazy, but the thunder and lightning that touched his body surface died violently on the spot, and then was bounced away.

In the class, Yu Wen asked: "Have you heard of HPV bivalent and quadrivalent injections, I saw it on the news that day." ”

Many boys don't understand the topic between girls, so they don't reply.

Of course, the main reason is that Yu Wen's appearance is not outstanding, of course, the more important reason is that Dong Qingfeng is not there, according to Dong Qingfeng this morning, he recently went to Xu City to eat barbecue.

Shen Qing'e also didn't understand: "What is the function of HPV injection?" ”

Lu Qiqi on the other side jumped out: "It can prevent some women from getting sick ......"

She gave an explanation on Baidu and posted it in the group.

Bai Yuxia came forward: "Well, it's these effects, if the conditions allow, I recommend that the girls give it a beat, but the price is slightly expensive." ”

Chen Siyu: "How expensive?" ”

"The doctor I know said at least a few thousand dollars!" Bai Yuxia replied.

Lu Qiqi learned the embarrassment of being recognized last time she watched a fake movie, and she was very comprehensive on Baidu this time, questioning: "The doctor fooled you, now there is no way to get this injection in China!" ”

Bai Yuxia: "My mother is a doctor, will she fool me?" ”

The group was quiet for a while, and Meng Gui livened up the atmosphere: "Students, I recently learned to calculate hexagrams, do you need me to calculate a hexagram for you?" ”

Cui Yu shook his wit: "What should I do if my Xiaomi Mi 3 heats up?" ”

Meng Gui: "Change your phone." ”

Shan Kaiquan sincerely asked: "Master, can you help me calculate my relationship status?" ”

Meng Gui asked Shan Kaiquan a few questions, and then calculated the hexagram: "Before you are 30 years old, you are destined to be lonely." ”

After hearing this, Shan Kaiquan was still unhappy even though he knew that it was fake, and he couldn't help asking: "Then will I change after I am 30 years old?" ”

Meng Gui: "Yes, you get used to it after you are 30 years old. ”

Shan Kaiquan: "Grass! ”

Pang Jiao: "You help me calculate, how old can I live?" ”

Meng Gui said dedicatedly: "Sister Jiao, you will have a hurdle at the age of 120. ”

Pang Jiao was pleasantly surprised: "Can I live to be 120 years old?" ”

Meng Gui: "No, your grave was dug up." ”

Zhang Chi: "It makes sense. ”

Duan Shigang: "Strongly agree. ”

Cui Yu: "Master Meng is worshiped by me!" ”

Pang Jiao knocked on the screen angrily: "Meng Gui, I'll also give you a hexagram!" ”

Meng Guixin said, sample, do you still give me an axe?

"You can do it."

Pang Jiao: "I calculated that on September 1 this year, you will have a bloody disaster." ”

Meng Gui was puzzled: "You said there is?" ”

Pang Jiao: "Because the old lady wants to beat you to death!" ”

……

In the river dam bungalow, the curtains are closed, and in the dark room, there is only a computer monitor screen, which glows brightly.

Xue Yuantong and Xue Chuchu were huddled on the sofa, and the dark eyes of the two girls reflected the light.

Xue Yuantong turned off the screen of his mobile phone, his heart moved, and he said to Xue Chuchu: "Chu Chu, I learned fortune telling from my classmates, I'll tell you fortunes!" ”

She pinched Xue Chuchu's slender hand, fiddled with it for a while, and said, "Chu Chu, your life in this life is too bitter!" ”

Xue Chuchu pursed his lips and didn't speak.

Xue Yuantong learned Meng Gui's fortune-telling method before, and replied: "But, it doesn't matter, you are especially able to endure hardships!" ”

Xue Chuchu: "... Childish"

Xue Yuantong laughed "hee-hee-hee".

……

The next morning, Aunt Gu went to Nanshi for a meeting and went to Chuchu School.

Xue Yuantong washed the sheets and played with Jiang Ning, she raised her head and looked at it for a while, and said, "Your hair is so long now~"

"Cut your head, then." Jiang Ning said, although he can solve it with spiritual power, he occasionally likes to cut his hair on the street.

Xue Yuantong touched her pigtails and said proudly: "My hair was all cut by my mother!" ”

Cutting hair in Yuzhou city is very expensive, and the family used to have no money, so in order to save money for cutting hair, Aunt Gu cut her daughter by herself.

Although the family is much more prosperous now, Xue Yuantong still likes to let his mother cut her hair.

"I went to the city to cut my hair." Jiang Ning pushed out the mountain bike from the house.

Xue Yuantong squatted at the door, his eyes glazed.

She doesn't know how to ride, the distance from the river dam to the city is not close, if there is no means of transportation, according to her small short legs, she will have to walk for a long time, and if she buys something in the city, she has to carry it all the way back.

Therefore, Xue Yuantong has almost no ability to travel alone now, and can only rely on his mother or Jiang Ning.

Jiang Ning patted the back seat: "Lock the door, let's go." ”

Xue Yuantong happily got into the car, thinking, 'He really won't leave me behind.' ’

Crossing the dam, Jiang Ning's consciousness opened and he chose a barber shop with a clean environment.

There was only one lady in the shop, about thirty-five or sixteen years old, dressed fashionably and dyed with purple hair.

"Cut it short, fix it again." Jiang Ning said.

Every time he cuts his hair, it is very simple, he can repair it, he doesn't perm his hair, he doesn't dye his hair, he doesn't apply for a card, and the boss can't make him a lot of money.

The proprietress looked at Xue Yuantong and asked, "Do you cut it too?" ”

Xue Yuantong sat on the chair and hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no, I don't cut it, only himself." ”

The proprietress washed Jiang Ning's hair, put on a haircut cloth, and found a topic to chat:

"Your sister? It's cute. ”

Xue Yuantong was about to deny it, but in the next second, Jiang Ning responded: "Yes, don't look at her cuteness, she is usually very naughty." ”

Xue Yuantong puffed up his little face, unconvinced, "Isn't it a year older than me?" Take advantage of me every day! ’

When she arrives one day, she will be taller than Jiang Ning, and she will definitely find her way back!

The proprietress uses scissors to cut her hair.

Xue Yuantong was in a daze, her imagination was very rich, she used to cut her hair, and she couldn't help but fantasize, in case the barber was a killer, cut halfway, and suddenly stabbed with scissors, how should she deal with it?

Xue Yuantong thought of countless ways and found that he couldn't deal with it at all.

So every time Xue Yuantong cuts his hair, he must find a barber who doesn't look like a killer.

Later, Chu Chu told her that the more people who looked less like killers, the more likely they were killers.

Xue Yuantong's method failed, and she began to be afraid again, and then Chu Chu said, 'Our family is very poor, why did other people's killers assassinate us?' ”

The proprietress looked at the little girl through the reflection of the mirror: "Your sister is quite young, is she in junior high school?" ”

The words of the proprietress instantly pulled Xue Yuantong back to reality, she felt that she was despised, she was in her second year of high school!

Was it suspected that he had gone to junior high school? Is she that naïve?

She instinctively wanted to refute, however, in order not to embarrass the boss, Xue Yuantong had to follow her and say:

"I'm in my first year of junior high school, and alas, I don't want to go to junior high school."