Chapter 208: The Farmer and the Snake?
Flavor...
I can't say it, it's okay to eat, but it's not necessary.
Shen Haofeng, just like he said, sandwiched all the coriander in the bowl into the Li Er bowl. The girls at the table next to them were all crying with envy.
"You... I can't eat that much either. Li Er said urgently.
If you don't count the night on the basketball court, he is like a bright meteor, piercing the night sky, falling into her eyes, and falling into her heart, they don't know each other at all.
Shen Haofeng is purely handsome and does whatever he wants.
"Are you in a hurry, aren't you out of school, eat slowly, eat more to replenish nutrition." Shen Haofeng is reasonable.
swallowed back the sentence why don't you eat it, Li Er said: "Our teacher said that if you want to memorize well and score high, you have to eat more braised pork." ”
“……”
"Aren't your teachers fat?"
Li Er thought of the head teacher's appearance, puffed up his chest to maintain the teacher's image and said, "Of course not." ”
Shen Haofeng, who has watched the movie, knows that their math teacher has maintained an overly plump image for many years. Li Er returned to school many years after graduation, and the other party's posture was the same as always.
"Are you already working?" Li Er asked Shen Haofeng.
She began to take the initiative to ask questions, which was undoubtedly a good signal, and Shen Haofeng, who was naturally extremely happy to be understood by her, smiled: "Guess." ”
Lear: "......"
"I've been starting my business since I was a student, and I'm pretty stable now." Shen Haofeng said: "So if you have any concerns and questions when you fill in the volunteer in the future, you can ask me." ”
"The teacher will teach." Li Er thought for a moment.
Shen Haofeng: "......"
Seeing his expression in his eyes, Li Er, who rarely saw him deflated, smiled: "Okay, if this is necessary, I will ask you." ”
"You're too perfunctory." Shen Haofeng said: "Do you know what my name is, do you have my phone number, how are you going to ask me, come to the noodle restaurant to wait for the rabbit?" ”
Li Er's face turned red again, and he whispered, "It's good if you tell me no." ”
After speaking, she said, "You don't know what my name is." ”
"Wait a minute."
I saw him stand up and go to the owner of the noodle shop to borrow a pen and paper. Li Er glanced at the schoolbag beside him, and immediately felt that he was stupid and cute, if she asked for paper and pen, wouldn't she have it?
When Shen Haofeng came back with the note, Li Er's face was flushed, and he stood up and said, "I've finished eating, I'm going home." ”
Shen Haofeng handed her the note, touched her on the head, and advised: "Li Er, study hard, don't fall in love." ”
Li Er, who was embarrassed by his actions, held the note, picked up the schoolbag on the chair next to him, and ran away without looking back.
When she ran away, she took a few breaths, and then opened the note in her hand and found that it was indeed his number and his name.
The handwriting does not have a dragon flying and a phoenix dancing, on the contrary, it is very neat, just like Shen Haofeng's person, dignified.
Li Er, who was about to fold the note and put it in his pocket, suddenly found that there were still words on the back.
"If you have to fall in love, remember to talk to me."
This is obviously the reason why Shen Haofeng didn't borrow paper and pen from her, and went to borrow it from the owner of the noodle shop.
Li Er's pretty face turned red all at once, but fortunately, no one looked at her, otherwise she might be worried about whether she was not feeling well.
So no one saw it, the corners of her mouth rose slightly, and her smile was sweet.
At night.
Jiang Jiao, who was pouting his ass and facing away from Shen Haofeng, heard his mobile phone ring.
"Who's looking for you so late?"
Jiang Jiao let go of the armrest of the sofa, turned his head to look, and his ass was whipped by Shen Haofeng. "My work matters, less chaos, move yours."
He received a message that said, Is it there?
At first glance, it was sent by Li Er, Shen Haofeng added a note to the number, writing 1860, 10086 is an upgraded version of the mobile customer service number.
This routine is completely sufficient at this time.
Shen Haofeng chatted with Li Er while typing, and communicated with Jiang Jiao, and the three of them were very happy.
……
Some things were expected by Shen Haofeng, and some things were beyond Shen Haofeng's expectations.
For example, Li Bara still came to seduce Xu Yi.
It turned out that that night, Zhang Yang, who suffered a heavy setback, went to the [Forget it] bar to get drunk, and was said by Shen Haofeng to be a strong Li bar, and he looked at the right eye. Two losers are attracted to each other?
Shen Haofeng's flapping butterfly wings did not have much impact on this.
"What's wrong, so lost?" Seeing Li Er looking at the back of Xu Yi and Li Bara leaving together, Shen Haofeng asked casually.
"Nope." Li Er hurriedly shook his head and said, "I just think that Xu Yi shouldn't... It affected his studies, and his grades were so good. ”
Although she didn't say it, Shen Haofeng could still understand what she meant, the image of Li Bara's "night café" was indeed not very good, and Li Bara's methods of pursuing Xu Yi were a little "crazy".
Shen Haofeng thought for a while and said, "Do you need my help?" ”
It can be regarded as handing over the decision to her again, and if she nods, Shen Hao will help Xu Yi again.
"Is that okay?" Li Er immediately replied, and added: "I either like him, or..."
gave her another touch to kill, Shen Haofeng smiled: "I understand, don't worry about going home, and I'll take care of the rest." ”
Here, his preference for her exceeds that of anyone including Ye Xinru and Li Mai. He just wants to give her a sense of security, it doesn't matter, he'll shoot anyway.
Next.
A group of photos of Li Bara and Zhang Yang snuggling on the roof of the building, as well as a letter about Zhang Yang's "conspiracy", were handed over to Xu Yi. Zhang Yang's conspiracy is very simple, the condition he promised to be with Li Bara was to let Li Bara seduce Xu Yi, and then dump Xu Yi and make him ruined.
Realizing that he had been tricked, Xu Yi, who was angry, tore up the letters and photos, and turned around to leave. Shen Haofeng said: "What, you want to go to Zhang Yang to fight?" ”
"It's none of your business." Xu Yi said angrily.
Shen Haofeng didn't take his behavior of thanking him without a word of thanks, and said: "If I were you, I would eat the sugar coating, and then shoot the cannonballs back, and finally watch them eat dogs." ”
"While eating sugarcoating, don't forget to study hard, after winning, it is definitely better to look at the enemy's eyes full of loss and chagrin than if you go to fight with the opponent now."
"Especially I don't think you can necessarily fight, let alone the thrill of revenge."
Xu Yi suddenly stopped, and after a while, he gritted his teeth and said, "Thank you." ”
"You're welcome, if you don't know how to eat sugar coating, I have a plate here, fifty yuan a plate, it's a bit expensive, but it has teaching significance." Shen Haofeng said.
Seeing him turn around, Shen Haofeng, who thought he was tempted, heard Xu Yi say coldly: "I know you like Li Er, but she likes me, so don't feel how great you are." ”
After he finished speaking, he left, leaving Shen Haofeng, who was standing in place: "??? ”
What do you mean, the real-life version of the farmer and the snake?
However, of course, he couldn't take the young man's childish behavior to heart, so when he put Xu Yi's words to Li Er, he didn't have any superfluous thoughts. Li Er hurriedly said: "It's not like this, I didn't... I don't like it now anyway. ”
Shen Haofeng nodded lightly, his eyes melancholy.
"Don't you believe it? I..."Li Er, who saw his look in his eyes, trembled in his heart, and for a while he didn't know what to say, and he didn't know where he got the courage, stood on tiptoe and quickly kissed him on the face.
Leaving another stupid word, he turned and ran.
Shen Haofeng, who was worried that Xu Yi didn't buy a dish from him, was afraid that he wouldn't be able to eat the sugar coating, but he was a little puzzled at first, and hurriedly reminded: "You slow down, don't fall." ”