Entrance to the police station.

Seeing Shen Haofeng chasing out, Pizza looked aggrieved and said, "You don't have to speak for him, I won't forgive him." ”

"What's that... Can you give me back the recorder, it's expensive. ”

“……”

Shen Haofeng, who took the recorder she handed over, said the classic tea-style quotation, "Whether I'm troubled or not, it's all my fault, don't blame Ah Kuan." ”

"He's probably just joking. I heard that you have been together for a long time, he should have given you a lot of bags and jewelry as gifts, I didn't see you wearing them, don't you like it? ”

I have never received a few gifts from Reason, and the price does not add up to more than 100 pieces of pizza: "......"

Shen Haofeng, who saw her expression in his eyes, said: "What, I know there is a good restaurant nearby, why don't I invite you to dinner, just apologize for saying the wrong thing." ”

"No, I ask you, it's because I should thank you."

……

was rewarded by his boss, and he was about to be responsible for investigating the eucalyptus, and when he came out of the office, he saw a box of hometown chickens thrown on his workstation.

"Hey, pizza has been here?" He took a chicken wing from the box and asked a colleague not far away, "I've been here?" ”

"I don't know, have any women been here, I didn't pay attention."

"You deserve to be single." The reason for gnawing on the chicken wings scolded the other party disdainfully, and said excitedly: "Damn, who moved my computer, fortunately, I remember this "Two or Three Things About Me and My Mother" I saw page 69, and changed the screen so green, and my face was green, the taste is simply too poor." ”

Restaurant.

Before the dish was served, Pizza cried into tears, Shen Haofeng: "......"

"How can he be so excessive, I've been with him for so long, I don't want anything..."

After she finished speaking, Shen Haofeng, who didn't know how to comfort her, said: "Drink some bars, and you'll be happy after drinking." ”

After drinking most of the pizza of red wine, he said again: "I care so much about him, I clean his house, and I buy him even his underwear..."

Not only that, but even the toenails of the feet were long, and she cut them.

It's been a long time, so it's no wonder that Truth Kuan never looks for her except when he thinks of her when he wants to reconcile yin and yang. But if the reason is not as bad as it is now, as long as other women take a fancy to him, the two of them are estimated to be over a long time ago.

Having said that, if it weren't for the halo of the protagonist, it would be impossible to have a girlfriend if he was so declining.

Shen Haofeng, who had nothing to say, comforted her again and said, "Drink some bars, and you'll be happy after drinking." ”

"I remember all the anniversaries, he doesn't remember anything, and once I don't look for him, he never takes the initiative to look for me..."

"Have a drink and be happy."

So happy, I naturally drank too much pizza.

She was so drunk that she would definitely not be able to go back home, and Shen Haofeng, who was worried that she would vomit, did not take her back to herself, and helped her to a nearby hotel.

After putting her on the bed, seeing that there should be no problem with her state, Shen Haofeng planned to leave. It's not that he suddenly changed sex, it's that she drank too much, Shen Haofeng was worried that if he moved a little, he would vomit if her stomach was full and couldn't be full.

It's not necessary.

But just as he was about to leave, there was a sudden sound of vomiting behind him.

He turned his head to look over and saw pizza vomiting all over his body.

Shen Haofeng: "......"

Although he has no habit of cleanliness, he really wants to leave such a scene. Sighing, he went into the bathroom, turned on the faucet first, and then went back to "process" the pizza.

Her clothes must be unwearable, Shen Haofeng carefully helped her take them off, for fear that the vomit would get on her. There was only a little stain on the pants, so it was not a big problem.

After taking off her T-shirt and pants, I saw that she was wearing a blue corset with an amazing gathering effect, the bottomless ravines were shocking, and under it was a pair of white cotton bottoms.

It's not a set.

According to the Internet, she is not ready to fight.

Seeing that she still didn't mean to be sober, Shen Haofeng looked helpless, she definitely couldn't wash it like this, so he had to be a good person to the end, took off her underwear again, and carried her into the bathroom.

The water in the bathtub was almost finished, and after putting her in, Shen Haofeng turned around and went out again to get the clothes that she had spit on. It's impossible to do laundry, at most it's just a shower to help her flush it off and wash it off.

After finishing this, Shen Haofeng, who threw the clothes into the dirty clothes basket, took a towel, wet it with water, and wiped her face for her. I found a bath towel again, wrapped her and put her on the bed.

After Shen Haofeng covered the quilt for her, Pizza suddenly opened her eyes and whispered, "Thank you." ”

"Are you awake?" Shen Haofeng was a little surprised.

"When I vomit... I woke up. ”

Well?

Noticing Shen Haofeng's expression, Pizza was a little embarrassed and said, "I thought you wanted to take advantage of me, and I was a little scared." ”

This... Is it pretending to be an ostrich, burying your head in the sand, pouting your ass, and escaping from the status quo?

Shen Haofeng once searched why the ostrich buried its head in the sand, it is really not a blind way to avoid danger, science said that the ostrich put its head close to the ground in order to hear farther, which is conducive to avoiding danger. Also in order to be able to bow its head and eat some sand, it has no teeth of its own and has poor digestion, and eating some sand can increase digestion. It's also possible that you want to drink some water, in order to get the exact location of the water source.

In fact, the ostrich just sticks its head to the ground and doesn't really bury itself in the sand.

"I didn't expect... You're a good guy. Pizza said gratefully.

Now that he woke up, Shen Haofeng was not in a hurry to leave.

"Drink water?"

Pizza, who was indeed a little thirsty, hurriedly said, "I'll pour it myself." ”

Originally, he wanted to say that she had drunk, but Shen Haofeng, who went to pour it, swallowed the words back and nodded casually.

Pizza got up from the bed, not noticing that the bathrobe had been loosened where it had been tucked in, and as soon as she stood on the carpet, the bathrobe was completely loose and slipped to the floor.

Bai Lu is not young, and he is a wife.

Shen Haofeng also stood up, staring at pizza with a pair of bright eyes like stars, and frowned: "I'm not a saint either, I don't test people like this." ”

"No, I didn't mean to... Hmm~"

After controlling the situation, Shen Haofeng said, "Let's go rinse your mouth first." ”

At this moment, he didn't forget that she had just vomited.

Pizza didn't choose to rinse her mouth, but brushed her teeth seriously, didn't she want to lose face?

But after brushing, before she could put her toothbrush away, Shen Haofeng walked over and stood behind her, as if he wanted to look through the mirror to see if her toothbrush was clean.

However, those who have learned pinyin know that when you pronounce the sound of en or eng, you have a closed accent and don't open your mouth.

I couldn't see it here, so Shen Haofeng took her to the floor-to-ceiling window to see it again.

Half an hour later.

Jizza, who was pillowed on Shen Haofeng's arm, whispered: "The bathrobe fell off just now, I really didn't mean to." ”

Unexpectedly, her chest was so straight, her buttocks were so upturned, and the simplicity was the same as her own, Shen Haofeng nodded and said, "Okay, I believe in you." ”

"We're like this now... What is it? ”

After all the qi passed, Shen Haofeng said: "Of course you are my horse." ”

Pizza asked, "Won't it be embarrassing for you to meet Ah Kuan in this way?" ”

"Probably not, he asked me to soak you, although I really didn't have such an idea at first, but people are not as good as heaven. We are all mortals, and we cannot refuse the will of God. ”

Hearing his words, Pizza nodded: "The eldest sister often advises me to break up." By the way, my brother-in-law will have his birthday next week, can you accompany me to Macau? ”

"Of course it's no problem, it's just my first time coming to the door, how much gift money is appropriate?"

"I'll be ready."

Shen Haofeng said: "How can this be done, it is my mind." Since you can't make up your mind for a while, it's better to think while doing it, exercise can broaden your mind. ”

"Really?"

"I heard about it too, so let's study it together."

I don't know if it really has an effect, anyway, the two discussed it, and Shen Haofeng planned to follow the gift money of eight thousand eight.