Chapter 8: The Three Kingdoms Version of "One Piece"

"First robbed Zhang Fei's pig, but also grabbed Guan Yu's mung bean stewed pork to eat, and even kicked Guan Erye, this thief is simply going to the rhythm of heaven!" Li Xing was dumbfounded.

And Zhang Fei, who originally wanted to step forward to kill the thief, stopped after seeing Guan Yu.

"This mung bean seller has a lot of strength, I once saw him carrying hundreds of catties of mung beans to the market alone, but I don't know if he can do martial arts, if he can, he is definitely a master." Zhang Fei said.

Although they haven't really met each other yet, and there is no Taoyuan friendship, Zhang Fei has seen Guan Yu.

Not to mention anything else, Guan Yu's mung bean stall is opposite Zhang Fei's pork shop, so close, how can he not have seen it?

Liu Bei's straw sandal stall is also opposite.

It can only be said that the three of them knew each other at this time, but they were not familiar with each other.

At this time, on the other side, the bandit leader had not yet reacted to who he had encountered.

Still arrogant and wantonly said: "It's none of my business whether your temper is good or not, today Lao Tzu robbed a cart of pigs, and I won't kill you if I'm in a good mood!" However, after you enter the city, remember to pass on the word to a person surnamed Liu who sells straw sandals for me - his shoes are well knitted, and he will send a hundred pairs to this cottage tomorrow. ”

After saying that, he glared and said viciously: "Otherwise, if I see him come to the mountain to cut the grass again, Lao Tzu will chop off his hands and feet!" ”

At this point, Li Xing, who was listening not far away, was completely speechless.

not only robbed Zhang Fei and Guan Yu, but also remembered Liu Bei's straw sandals, is this the rhythm of "Liu Guanzhang" by himself?

Even Lu Bu is not so awesome.

He is simply the overlord of the bandits, a man who can be called the "King of the Bandits"!

It's just that the "King of Thieves" is destined not to have a good end: I saw that Guan Yu shouted angrily "looking for death", so he grabbed the thief's neck, lifted it and fell to the ground, and the latter immediately bled from seven holes.

The bones fell apart, and the man became a patty.

Staring, I don't know what happened to me until I die.

And the little minions, as if they had seen a ghost, turned their heads and ran.

But when Guan Yu grabbed the sack full of mung beans and threw it at the thieves, he knocked down several of them, and kicked the big knife of the bandit leader again, and the knife flew out and stabbed the remaining minions in half.

Let Zhang Fei look at it, and couldn't help shouting: "Good martial arts." ”

Then you have to go up and talk to him.

It's just that Guan Erye is notoriously arrogant, others praise him for his good martial arts, in his opinion, that's what he should be, and he won't give any response, just load the mung beans and pull the car and leave.

Leaving Zhang Fei in place with a confused expression.

"Haha, Yide, people don't like you at all!" Li Xing quipped.

In this regard, Zhang Fei was so angry that he screamed and said angrily: "This guy doesn't care about me, that's because he doesn't know how powerful my Zhang Yide is, you just watch, go back and I'll find a reason to have a good fight with him, and he will be obedient to me!" ”

At this time, Zhang Fei had not yet fought with Guan Yu.

Out of confidence in his own strength, he felt that even if Guan Yu had a powerful martial arts, he could clean it up.

After all, he was the fierce Zhang Fei of the "Ten Thousand Enemies" later.

A super-first-class warrior in this era.

"Still looking for a reason? If you want to fight, just fight directly. Li Xing said.

However, Zhang Fei smiled when he heard this, and said, "Do you think he will be serious with me for no reason?" Recklessly go up to the challenge, win, that is not happy! ”

Sometimes, Zhang Fei is a big guy and thick, and his brain is made of muscles.

But sometimes, it's very shrewd.

Thick and fine.

"And what are you going to do?" Li Xing asked.

"It's easy." Zhang Fei smiled and said: "I just need to find a grinding plate, plug my pork in the well, and then explain to the guy this and that......"

This is exactly the plot at the beginning of the old version of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms".

Let Li Xingren be stupid.

He never dreamed that Guan Yu's move of the grinding plate to divide the meat was arranged by Zhang Fei!

It's no wonder that Zhuge Liang said that when Liu Bei was away, he was most worried not about Zhang Fei, but about Guan Yu - Zhang Fei seems to be rough, but in fact he is a brain, and Guan Yu seems to be both civil and military, but his head is a tendon.

"It's a long time to see." Li Xing couldn't help but say.

"What?"

Zhang Fei was puzzled.

"It's nothing, I just think it's funny." Li Xingdao.

"Oh." Zhang Fei nodded and said, "When the time comes, I may have to fight for a while, if there is anyone in the way, you can help me stop it!" ”

This made Li Xing stunned again.

"Are you sure?"

"Sure."

So in this way, under Zhang Fei's intentional arrangement, the next morning in the market, the guy opened a butcher shop but did not sell meat, attracting Guan Yu to help move the grinding plate.

Then the guy told the owner's explanation and gave the meat to Guan Yu.

Guan Yu immediately distributed it to everyone on the street.

This kind of "windfall" that is not his hard-earned earnings, he will not want it if he is arrogant.

Although at this time, he was not rich.

Liu Bei and Zhang Fei, who were watching from afar, couldn't help but nod their heads and said secretly: It's a man!

However, what Guan Yu cares about at this time is not these trivial things - the incident of encountering bandits on the road yesterday made him deeply feel that this world is really getting more and more chaotic.

I have martial arts in my body, and I can kill the bandits casually, but what about others?

"Now that the Yellow Turban is revolting, all over the country is responding, it is the time for my generation to practice martial arts, and when this batch of mung beans is sold and replaced with coils, I will go to the army!" Guan Yu sat on the stall and thought to himself.

At this moment, Zhang Fei, who had an evil face, walked over.

He first casually broke a few words, then grabbed a handful of mung beans and rubbed them a few times, and they were all crushed into bean flour.

Let Guan Yu look at it, and he couldn't help but look at it.

But he, who has always been conceited, still didn't care much, and said casually: "If you don't buy it, don't move around!" ”

"What, a little mung bean makes you feel distressed? Then you divided my pork, and you said I didn't feel distressed? Zhang Fei can be said to be acting in his true colors, evil and mixed, with the expression of a ruffian bully.

made Guan Yu, who was already not very happy, also have a burst of anger.

Then there was no doubt that the two fought.

This scene is different from any version of "Three Kingdoms", but it seems to have the shadow of all versions, so that Li Xing watched from the side, as if revisiting a classic.

I couldn't help but smile.

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei are fighting on the street like splashing skin, this kind of scene, but the scorpion fart - the only one!

Never to be seen again.

It's just that Li Xing revisited the classics and showed a knowing smile, but it was different in the eyes of others: a straw shoe seller who was slightly older than him walked by and looked at him with some disgust.

It's none other than Liu Bei and Liu Xuande.

"Others are fighting, and this person can still laugh, it's really the world's best." Liu Bei muttered, and was about to step forward to pull the rack.

This made Li Xing speechless.

Himself, it seems that he was misunderstood by Liu Bei?

But it doesn't matter, a deeper misunderstanding is still to come - seeing that Liu Bei was going to pull the rack, he stretched out his hand and directly pulled Liu Bei back, and said at the same time: "It's a good show, you can't spoil the fun!" ”

Zhang Fei once asked that if someone pulled a fight, help stop it.