Chapter 17 Riding a Tiger into Luoyang

A song of Fengshen told the story, from the king of Shang to Jiang Ziya, from Lao Tzu to Tiandao Hongjun, from Penglai Xiandao to Kunlun Sacred Mountain, Cao Cao was fascinated by it, and he was simply shocked.

"I really can't imagine that there is still that period of 'god' years?"

"Later, the immortals on the earth have gone to heaven, and the world has gradually lost its aura, and now except for some people who pretend to be gods and ghosts, they can no longer find the true immortals, alas, alas!" Li Xing said with emotion.

fooled Cao Cao, he was stunned.

To be reasonable, what Li Xing said was too nonsense, Cao Cao didn't believe it in his heart, but it was justified and well-founded, as if it was true, so that he wanted to refute it, but he couldn't find any loopholes.

Such a detailed thing can't be made up, right?

Sima Qian has been writing "Historical Records" for several years!

"In this way, there are no immortals in the world, wouldn't there be no chance to find immortality again?" Cao Cao said.

"Nothing is absolute. I heard that there are three immortals in this world, Zuo Ci, Nanhua, and Yu Ji, and there is a great sage and good teacher Zhang Jiao who can 'scatter beans into soldiers', maybe although the immortals are gone, but the law of immortality is still circulating in the world. Li Xingdao.

He didn't dare to say that there were no gods in this world.

There may not be "immortals" in the real sense, but people who know some thaumaturgy are afraid that they exist.

After all, this is the world of romance.

There is "Zuo Ci plays Cao Cao", there is "the sky is dead, and the yellow sky should stand", there is "Zhuge Liang borrowed the east wind", and the immortal Yu Ji was beheaded by Sun Ce...... Well, let's not talk about the latter one for the time being, but the first three are undoubtedly powerful people.

Of course, just some thaumaturgy.

Whether you can get past the world's fierce generals, this is to be discussed.

"Zuo Ci, Nanhua, Yu Ji?" Cao Cao secretly wrote down these three names, and then said: "Zhang Jiao is a thief, I don't know if he will 'scatter beans into soldiers', but even if he does, there is no need to worry." ”

When Li Xing heard this, he immediately asked, "Why?" ”

In fact, when he followed Liu Guanzhang to fight the Yellow Turban Army, he also wanted to go to Zhang Jiao to see if he was really that godly.

Anyway, with Liu Guanzhang here, even if he is really a god, he is not afraid.

But it has never been found, although the horn is the leader of the rebel army, but its whereabouts are strange, and the dragon is not visible.

"I don't know anything else, once before, when I was marching with my friend Yuan Shao, I encountered Zhang Jiao and leading people to attack." Cao Cao said with some disdain: "As a result, Yuan Shao just sent Yan Liang and Wen Chou to attack with five hundred cavalry, and then repelled that horn." Later, Dong Zhuo also met him, and at that time, Lu Bu was not under Dong Zhuo's command, so he sent a Huaxiong to drive him away. Not long after, Zhang Jiao fell ill and died, and the Yellow Turban Army was quickly suppressed! ”

Zhang Jiao was blown very well, but there were very few people who had actually seen him cast spells.

Therefore, Cao Cao was a little suspicious that he was pretending to be a ghost.

"So?" When Li Xing heard this, he was also a little disappointed with Zhang Jiao.

But soon I thought of another thing: if there is really a spell in this world, then it is estimated that there will also be a "luck" saying, if you meet Dong Zhuo, who is in full swing, and Cao Cao, who is lucky in the future, maybe there will be a situation where the spell can't be used.

This can also explain why Yu Ji was cut by Sun Ce.

Of course, it is not excluded that it is a ghost.

Because Zhuge Liang's so-called "spells" and the so-called "being able to pinch and calculate" all come from wisdom.

Even "borrowing the east wind" has a scientific basis.

"It doesn't matter if it's true or not, whether it exists or not? My generation is a manly man, do whatever you want, find immortality if you have immortality, and make sure that it doesn't have it! Li Xing said freely.

Of course, the reason why it is so free and easy is because it can add points to the "life".

He didn't know if others could live forever, but he could.

"Makes sense!"

The two chatted while hurrying, and time passed quickly.

Along the way, Cao Cao always changed various methods, wanting to find some sense of existence in Li Xing, such as showing off his knowledge, such as explaining his knowledge of the world, and even telling folk anecdotes.

In short, I just want Li Xing to admire myself once.

But it didn't succeed once: Cao Cao talked about Su and Qin with the seal of the Six Kingdoms, Li Xing told him about Zhang Yihe's vertical and horizontal, Cao Cao talked about the Spring and Autumn Five Hegemons, and Li Xing told him about the Seven Heroes of the Warring States.

Cao Cao talked about Confucius's travels around the world, and Li Xing talked about Lao Tzu's western departure from the Han Valley.

In short, talking about the past and the present, is not cowardly at all.

In this era, it is good for people to be able to read and write, but where are people who have received nine years of compulsory education who know more?

When it comes to capable people in the world, it's even worse - Li Xing, who has seen the "Three Kingdoms", can even name Cao Cao and his grandson, how can he compare?

In the end, Cao Cao, who couldn't stand it, began to show off the "mathematics" that he was not very proficient in: "Brother Shanshui, do you know that there are hook three, strand four, and string five?" ”

"I know, it's called the Pythagorean theorem......" Li Xing took over the topic.

In the end, after saying a lot, he suddenly smiled, changed the math problem he gave Zhang Fei before, and said: "Yanren Zhang Yide killed ninety yellow turban thieves in a month, of which the bandit leader is fifty less than the elite soldiers, and the miscellaneous soldiers are ...... more than the bandit leader."

Cao Cao was stunned for a moment, and after calculating for a long time, he barely figured it out.

But soon, I heard "Jingwei reclamation": "After Jingwei, the daughter of Emperor Yan, turned into a bird, she threw a stone into the sea on the first day, two on the second day, and ...... on the third day. After 10,000 years, how many stones did Jingwei throw out? ”

Cao Cao heard this: "??? ”

……

In the end, when the two came to the capital Luoyang, Cao Cao was already like a defeated rooster, completely wilted.

Astronomy and geography, talking about the past and the present, mathematics and martial arts, riding music, none of them beat Li Xing, and he felt a little doubtful about life for a while.

Soon, though, he found a presence.

After coming to Luoyang, Li Xing was actually stopped, and the soldiers defending the city were unwilling to let him go.

Because he was riding a tiger.

So, the time for Cao Cao to pretend to be forced came - I saw him take out a waist card, point it and say, "Open your eyes and take a good look, who am I?" Hussar captain Cao Cao, under the command of Dong Zhuo of Xiangguo! My friend wants to enter the city, and you dare to stop him? ”

Not to mention, such a fox and a fake tiger really frightened the soldiers defending the city.

Let Li Xingzhen ride a tiger and enter Luoyang, scaring many passers-by to flee one after another.

Some street vendors don't even want their goods.

"Cowards, a bunch of cowards!" Cao Cao said disdainfully.

"Ahem, that Mengde, let's quickly find a place to settle down!" Li Xing felt that he was indeed a little too ostentatious, and said.

Cao Cao nodded when he heard this.

But at this moment, a red-faced man with a big knife came over and said in amazement: "Good fellow, how about giving me this mount?" ”

His broadsword is not a closed knife, but a large wide knife with a short handle.

It's like a door panel.

"Haha, General Huaxiong, I heard people mention it......" Cao Cao stepped forward to speak, but was pushed away by Huaxiong, not taking him as a "hussar general" in his eyes at all.

Instead, he looked at Li Xing, glared and said, "Okay, or not?" ”

This is to be taken by force.

But Li Xing didn't get angry, but said with a smile: "The mount is here, you have the ability, you can get it yourself!" ”