Chapter 496: Crazy
Wu Xiaoqi's vicious sarcasm deeply slandered Pastor Liu.
Pastor Liu was angry, aggrieved, his eyes were round, his muscles were tense, and if possible, he even wanted to punch the little man to death!
When he was beaten, he knelt on the ground and begged for mercy, calling him Grandpa Liu.
Unfortunately, it can't be beaten.
Duan Shigang, who was in the fun, was once miserable by Wu Xiaoqi, he put his hands behind his back and passed by him:
"You remember a sentence, if you come out to mix, sooner or later you will pay back."
"One day, one life."
When Wu Xiaoqi heard this, he showed a proud posture: "Hehe! ”
He never believed in fate, otherwise, with his height, he would have given up playing basketball long ago.
But, hasn't it come to the point where it is today?
In the end, the fight did not break out in the back row.
……
Yan Tianpeng ran to Lu Qiqi's side and called affectionately: "Qiqi, why did you delete my friend?" ”
Lu Qiqi leaned back against the desk, fiddling with her nails by herself, flipping through it with her left hand and turning it over with her right hand, indulging in it, ignoring him.
After countless plays, she really saw through Yan Tianpeng's personality.
Stingy, selfish, disgusting, irresponsible, bragging... She had lived sixteen years and had never met such a person!
Yan Tianpeng was a little unhappy when he saw her ignoring him, but he preferred to die of the current Qiqi, even if he teased Lu Qiqi countless times, the other party would never completely turn his face.
Such a girl can't be found with a lantern.
"Kiki, you're so careless, why didn't you reply to me when you saw that I sent you an application message?" Yan Tianpeng instructed.
Wang Longlong and a few people gathered to the side to watch.
Shan Kaiquan couldn't stand it, they were dormitory students, they knew Yan Tianpeng very well, and their quality was on par with Zhang Chi, or even better.
"Tianpeng, you have it!
Yan Tianpeng's perseverance was extraordinary: "Qiqi, you have a word, and then you can't reply to my message." ”
Lu Qiqi finally couldn't stand being annoyed, and her face was not good-looking: "Why should I reply to your message?" ”
Shan Kaiquan: "Le." ”
Lu Qiqi's voice raised: "You didn't buy the phone, what's wrong with me not replying to your messages?" ”
When this sentence came out, Yan Tianpeng immediately patted his chest, "Isn't it just a mobile phone, I'll give it to you!" ”
"I'll call Shen Xu and rent you a mobile phone!"
Shen Xu used to be a hawker selling small commodities, but now he has changed his career to rent a mobile phone, and he is thriving, and his name is resounding throughout the fourth middle school, and everyone calls him Brother Shen.
But the quality of the mobile phones he rented and sold was very rubbish, and they could barely be used.
Lu Qiqi disliked: "I don't need to give it to me for free, now the iPhone is popular, do you understand?" ”
Hu Jun said: "Isn't my millet good?" ”
At this point in time, Xiaomi has not yet launched a high-end plan, coupled with the widely acclaimed MIUI system, so it is more popular with young people.
Lu Qiqi: "Xiaomi is okay, the Android phone will be stuck in half a year, and Apple can use it for a long time." ”
Shan Kaiquan was not happy: "Don't you look at how much Xiaomi is and how much Apple is?" ”
Lu Qiqi took it for granted: "So Apple is good, is there a problem?" ”
Shan Kaiquan was aggrieved, and he couldn't refute it, he couldn't wait for a powerful brand to appear now and slap Lu Qiqi in the face.
Yan Tianpeng waved his hand magnificently: "You like apples, Qiqi, I'll take you to buy them!" ”
Shan Kaiquan and Hu Jun are incredible.
Lu Qiqi: "Do you really want to buy it?" ”
Apple mobile phones often cost thousands of yuan, and for people in small cities like Yuzhou, the price is very high, and there are less than ten students who use iPhones in the entire 8th class.
Huang Zhongfei, Jiang Ning, Bai Yuxia's new Xin Youling, especially the girl with apples, Lu Qiqi feels very fashionable.
Yan Tianpeng: "Isn't it just Apple?" When did I get so stingy? ”
However, his words did not make Lu Qiqi completely believe, and was fooled countless times, Lu Qiqi gained experience, and she specially asked:
"I want an iPhone, not an Apple."
After hearing this, Shan Kaiquan next to him praised Lu Qiqi's wit.
Yan Tianpeng's face was stiff, he didn't expect Lu Qiqi to speak like this, fortunately, his method was beyond the ordinary.
He had a straight face and a serious tone: "Can I fool you with the apple?" What do you think of me, it's really an iPhone. ”
"A new mobile phone store has opened at the crossroads, let's go together after school in the afternoon, I'll take you and buy it for you in front of you!" His words are conclusive, and they do not seem to be fake.
Lu Qiqi's eyes lit up, she still remembers the mobile phone store near the gate of No. 4 Middle School, when it first opened, the red carpet was laid out outside the store, and the flower pots were neatly placed, which was quite grand.
Yan Tianpeng reminded: "By the way, Qiqi, remember to prepare your ID card." ”
Lu Qiqi was instantly vigilant: "What do you do with your ID card?" ”
Yan Tianpeng: "The store can buy a mobile phone with 0 down payment interest-free installment, and I will help you get a loan." ”
……
Last class in the afternoon.
Pastor Liu returned to the place of exile, and where it was unsightly, it was unsightly.
Pang Jiao opened her mouth and communicated with Li Shengnan in the front row, and between breaths, the smell of rotten persimmons came out.
The corners of Pastor Liu's mouth twitched, 'God, why do I live under the same blue sky as them!' ’
His disgust with Pang Jiao has reached the point where he is breathing and irritable.
Pastor Liu looked at Huang Zhongfei in the middle of the classroom, his front, back, and right were all girls, compared to him, he was too miserable!
The last time Liu passed by his new classmates, Cao Kun and Qiang Li, he seemed to hear them laughing at his words.
When I was in high school, it was embarrassing to be surrounded by ugly girls.
Pastor Liu had no choice but to turn his grief and anger into motivation, took out physics problems, concentrated on research, and tried to get out of the predicament as soon as possible.
When Cui Yu, who was leaning behind, saw it, he turned around and said, "Brother Gang, the preaching is working hard, you can't fall!" ”
At this time, Duan Shigang stretched out his head and was watching Meng Gui's island films, his blood was boiling, his blood was spurting, and he just wanted to find a partner right away, and he did a lot of work!
Cui Yu's words were like a basin of cold water, pouring down on his head, making him sober up instantly.
The preacher is trying, but what about him?
If he doesn't work hard, he will be replaced by Pang Jiao and Wang Yanyan in the future, and Duan Shigang doesn't want to experience it again.
With great perseverance, he took his eyes off Meng Gui's mobile phone screen and forcibly got it to the math test paper.
Meng Gui smiled faintly and continued to watch the film, like a detached master.
After all, he was a student who scored more than 600 points and was admitted to the fourth middle school, and his learning experience in junior high school still exists.
He worked hard.
"Jiaojiao, last time I heard a nice song, I'll give it to you." Li Shengnan took out her mobile phone, and she directly clicked on it.
Music resounded through the classroom.
Xin Youling on the podium frowned and warned: "It is not allowed to play music in the classroom to affect other people's learning." ”
Pastor Liu strongly supported: "Yes, yes, don't let it go, can you have some quality!" ”
Guo Kunnan is a die-hard fan, he straightened up and said righteously:
"I'll be fair, it's okay to affect yourself, please don't affect other students' studies, if the average score of our class drops, whose responsibility is it?"
In the face of everyone's accusations, Li Shengnan reluctantly turned off the outside sound.
Pastor Liu was satisfied, and he was able to continue his studies.
Xin Youling was satisfied, and she finally succeeded in using the rights due to the squad leader.
Guo Kunnan was also satisfied, because he defended Xin Youling, and was praised by her.
Comfortable!
Li Shengnan didn't give up the idea of sharing it with her good sister Pang Jiao, she took out her headphones and prepared to wear one with her sisters.
It's 2014, Apple's true wireless earbuds, AirPods didn't be released until 16, and it's still the era of wired headphones.
Wired headphones are very troublesome, especially the earphone cables are often entangled, Li Shengnan manipulated his thick fingers to untie the tangled earphone cable.
She is a strong woman, her heart is not smart, her hands are not skillful, she has been relieved for 5 minutes, she is stunned, she is more and more irritable, and the earphone cable is getting tighter and tighter.
Li Shengnan's mentality exploded on the spot!
She threw up her head and shouted frantically, "Ahhhhh ”
Pastor Liu, who was studying, was suddenly attacked, and he hurriedly hugged his head: "My ears! My ears! ”
The whole class was shocked by Li Shengnan, and in a fit of rage, Li Shengnan made a scene that Pastor Liu could never forget for the rest of his life.
Under extreme anger, Li Shengnan opened his gluttonous mouth and threw the ball of headphones into it...
With the sound of "click", the plastic earphone case was chewed by her.
Pastor Liu was stupefied.
Yu Wen and Shen Qing'e on the side of the aisle were also shocked.
Everyone who saw this scene was shocked, and even the new squad leader Xin Youling didn't say anything to stop it.
Fortunately, the outbreak was fast and the end was faster, Li Shengnan spit out the broken earphones, his nose swelled, and he spewed out a puff of turbidity.
The frightened Liu said, "God willing, I can finally read." ”
He continued to write physics problems, regaining his previously disrupted thoughts.
After not writing for a few minutes, Pang Jiao took out the bucket noodles from the hole in the table, tore them, sprinkled them with seasonings, and went to the water dispenser in front to boil the water bubble noodles.
Xin Youling was speechless, how could there be such a thing in a self-study class?
Can you give peace of mind?
Xin Youling: "Now in self-study classes, you are not allowed to eat in the classroom. ”
Before Pang Jiao could speak, Wang Yanyan dragged her voice: "Our Jiaojiao is not well nourished, her body is weak, she is hungry now, you don't let her eat, what if Jiaojiao faints?" ”
Xin Youling has a question mark in her heart, does she have any misunderstanding about being weak, the night before yesterday self-study, the scene of Pang Jiao's beating and two is vivid, if she is a weak woman, then 99.999% of girls in the world should be sick in bed!
While speaking, Pang began to catch water, and Xin Youling said:
"The next time this happens, I won't ask you for any reason, just tell the head teacher, don't take it as an example, just this once!"
So, it really made Pang Jiao eat instant noodles.
School is close to the end of the day, and everyone is hungry at this time.
In such cases, the lethality of instant noodle fragrance can be seen, and many students swallow saliva when they smell it.
Someone took out a small snack to satisfy their hunger, and Geng Lu also took out a small snack, Mimi shrimp crackers, and gave Jiang Ning and them a few bags.
The classmates who were far away were still like this, not to mention the Liu who was at the same table, he couldn't help it anymore, and he couldn't study quietly.
Pastor Liu plays with his phone to divert attention.
"Jiaojiao, don't drip oil on the new clothes you are wearing today." Wang Yanyan reminded good sisters.
Pang Jiao held the fork: "Roar, don't worry!" ”
She ate the noodles with a fork, but there were too many noodles with a fork, the fork probed, a drop of oil and water was thrown onto the clothes, and the flesh on Pang Jiao's face trembled.
Liu Chuandao sent a message to Jiang Yanan: "Do you smell instant noodles?" ”
Jiang Yanan was brushing the news of the Korean group, and she replied: "Well, I smell it." ”
Pastor Liu launched an offensive: "You replied so cutely, and you still use 'um', are you looking forward to me sending you a message?" ”
Jiang Yanan frowned, she likes the Korean group, and under the long-term influence, she has extremely high requirements for the appearance of the mate selection partner.
There are only three and a half in class 8 that meet her requirements, Huang Zhongfei, Jiang Ning, Dong Qingfeng, well, the last half is Yang Sheng, but unfortunately the gender is female.
As for Pastor Liu, forget it, it's not as good as Cui Yu.
Jiang Yanan was embarrassed and polite: "Hahaha, why are you talking about this." ”
Pastor Liu felt that she was very easy-going, so he attacked again: "The mood I am chatting with you now is like the hot water of instant noodles, constantly boiling. ”
"Do you know why?"
Jiang Yanan: "(Sweating)!" ”
Liu said, "Because you make me hot." ”
Jiang Yanan: "(Sweating) (sweating)"
Liu said: "Are you also sweating hotly? ”
He also wanted to take advantage of the victory to pursue.
At this time, he noticed a pause in the movements of Pang Jiao at the same table, and hurriedly looked over.
I saw Pang Jiao's big face and plate, like dark clouds and gloomy.
There were three tissues hanging from her neckline, like a giant baby's pocket, and those three tissues were as clean as ever, but under the tissues, there were several pieces of instant noodles splashed with oil.
Pang Jiao ate carefully, and ended up eating five bites and dripping oil stains four times...
"Dead and dead!"
"Die for me!!" Pang Jiao went crazy on the spot, her facial features were hideously distorted, like a poor ghost rushing out of hell.
Her huge slap, like a manic Buddha, slammed into the instant noodles on the desk, accompanied by a muffled sound of "bang", and the soaked bucket noodles were blown up by her!
Noodles, instant noodle juice, dried vegetables, beef synthetics... All burst out, like a volcanic eruption, and exploded in an instant!
The nearest Liu Chuandao was caught off guard and was blown up in the face, and two noodles hung on his face.
He froze.
Yu Wen on the side of the aisle screamed: "Ah! ”
The students in the nearby area fell into chaos.
……
On the far side of the rainy summer, the years are quiet.
Tongtong didn't sleep, she watched the excitement dumbfounded, Xin Youling, Huang Zhongfei, all went down to preside over the work, Wang Longlong in the back row rolled up the textbook and acted as a microphone:
"Hello Class 8 students, I am now at the scene of the accident..."
Through Wang Longlong's interview + commentary, everyone figured out the ins and outs of the matter.
Chai Wei sneered: "What a madman. ”
Cao Kun said to Meng Ziyun: "Stay away from them, it's too abnormal." ”
Meng Ziyun particularly agreed, but Tang Jing disdained: "Violent girls like them are the easiest to control." ”
Between the words, I don't put a few women in my eyes.
Cao Kun reminded: "You pay attention, they are not easy to mess with." ”
On the first day of school, Pang Jiao fought against Liu Chuandao and Duan Shigang alone, and Cao Kun asked himself, he couldn't do it.
It's not that you don't dare to fight, the key is to fight with girls, shame!
With Huang Zhongfei helping to clean up the mess and comfort the injured, the situation gradually improved.
Duan Shigang studied even harder, if it weren't for the preacher brother, the person who is being tortured now is him!
After the situation calmed down, Chai Wei showed a sunny and warm smile and said to his tablemates, "Do you want to go home for dinner?" ”
Bai Yuxia replied: "Find a random restaurant at the school." ”
Chai Wei waited for this sentence, and he took the initiative to invite: "The black pepper beef tenderloin rice at the UES restaurant is good, and their seaweed shrimp sticks and orange juice are also widely acclaimed, which is very suitable for girls." ”
"It's fate to be at the same table, I'll invite you."
Chai Wei smiled, he looked at Bai Yuxia's beautiful face, expecting her reaction.
He expected that he might be rejected, but the ordinary girl would definitely be moved by his sincerity, showing a reaction like surprise.
However, Bai Yuxia just said calmly: "No need. ”
Chai Wei didn't show any reaction from her face.
Chen Siyu spoke to her across Jiang Ning: "Rainy summer, see you in the school cafeteria!" ”
Recently, the small dining table plan has not been opened, and the canteen has resumed its former operation mode, which is not bad.
"Okay." Bai Yuxia agreed.
Chai Wei didn't feel disappointed, who made the family sisters?
Chen Siyu's voice changed: "Jiang Ning, go together!" ”
Bai Yuxia was sideways.
"Done." Jiang Ning replied that he planned to experience the experience.
Chai Wei's expression changed, a little cold, and soon, he calmed down, and his strong control of the situation made him stand tall and think:
'Victory and defeat are not only on the board, but also outside the board!' ’
(End of chapter)