Chapter Twenty-Three: Dong Eunuch Thief is Born!

"That is, you didn't plan to kill him before, but now you plan to kill him?" After being found by Li Xing, Wang Yue and Cao Cao were both confused, and they always felt that Li Xing turned his face faster than turning a book.

But when you think about it, it's normal.

Dong Zhuo is too arrogant.

"No, it's too cheap to kill him with a knife." Li Xing smiled and said, "Isn't he lustful, and he still stays in the palace overnight?" I want to find an opportunity to castrate him, so that he will not only be like Zhao Gao, but also become a eunuch like Zhao Gao! ”

As soon as these words came out, Cao Cao and Wang Yue were instantly stunned.

"You ......" Wang Yue opened his mouth for a long time, stunned and didn't know what to say.

Dong Zhuo, a person who leans towards the government and the opposition and is extremely lascivious, if he is castrated, it is really more uncomfortable than killing him with a knife, ten times more uncomfortable, I am afraid that that guy will have to go crazy.

But here's the problem, this difficulty is even higher than assassinating Dong Zhuo, right?

"Brother Shanshui, if you can get close to Dong Zhuo, I suggest that it is better to kill him directly with one knife!" Cao Cao opened his mouth and said: "Otherwise, if you fight the snake, you will not die, and you will leave trouble." Moreover, the removal of thieves should not be arbitrary, and stability should be the main thing. ”

Li Xing's proposal startled him, and even in his heart, he felt that it was an excellent way to punish Dong Zhuo.

However, for the sake of Han Ting's consideration, he still wanted to persuade Li Xing to kill Dong Zhuo with one sword.

Li Xing didn't care about this, but he didn't want to make the famous scene of "The Eighteenth Route Princes Crusade against Dong Zhuo" disappear because of his actions, he didn't want to see "Wenjiu Killing Huaxiong", and he didn't want to see "Three Heroes Fighting Lu Bu".

Therefore, he still smiled and fooled Cao Cao and the others.

"Meng De, Brother Wang, do you think that the catastrophe that the Han has today is really because of Dong Zhuo?"

"What do you mean?"

The two were puzzled.

"The root cause of the decline of the Han dynasty actually lies in the fall of power, in the fact that the princes support their own troops, even if we kill Dong Zhuo, there will be Yuan Zhuo, Cao Zhuo, Liu Zhuo, and Sun Zhuo in the future. Not only is it difficult to eliminate this impending troubled era, but it will also allow it to come early. caused the princes to fight, fought corpses all over the field, and beat the Central Plains to ten rooms and nine emptiness, is this what the two of you want? Li Xing said.

As soon as these words came out, Wang Yue immediately fell silent.

This, of course, was not what he wanted.

But what Li Xing said is the truth.

The general He Jin summoned Dong Zhuo to Beijing to get rid of a thief", but it attracted a bigger traitor.

Who knows what will happen after killing Dong Zhuo?

For a while, he suddenly became a little desperate, and he couldn't see any hope for the Han family at all.

It's Cao Cao, I don't know why, when it comes to Cao Zhuo and Liu Zhuo, he feels a little weird, and he always feels that Li Xing has something to say, and he doesn't know what he means.

"It can't be, in my own family's surname Cao, there is also a big traitor, right?"

Cao Cao thought to himself.

But soon shook his head.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

At this time, Wang Yue asked, "Then what should we do?" ”

"What else can I do? Go back and recruit troops and fight against Dong Zhuobei! Li Xing said.

He didn't know what to do, but he knew that Cao Cao's way to fortune later, and knew that it was an extremely correct choice, really just like he said: "If there is no Cao Mengde, I don't know how many people are emperors and how many people are kings?" ”

If you want to save the era, the only choice is to use your own strength to open up a new era.

"That's okay, but the question is, do we have a small talk, does it work?" Wang Yue said.

It's not the first time he's heard Li Xing say this, and it's not that he doesn't know that this is a good choice.

However, he, the tiger general, and Cao Cao, the hussar captain, are very big, especially the latter, which are comparable to the champion Hou Huo, but to say that they are small, they are also very small.

There is no political power, and there is no military power.

It's a little transparent in the court, and no one knows about it outside.

"Regarding this, Brother Wang doesn't have to worry." Li Xing didn't speak, and Cao Cao took over the topic and said: "As long as we kill that Dong Zhuo and escape, then we will be famous." ”

It turned out that this was the reason why he assassinated Dong Zhuo.

But Li Xing smiled and said, "No, I think that a living Dong Zhuo is better than a dead Dong Zhuo - only if he personally issues a reward for his arrest, can he truly be famous in the world." Only if he is still alive, we will have time to recruit troops and buy horses, otherwise the princes will directly start to carve up the Han, with the strength of you and me, what can we do? ”

These words made Wang Yue stunned.

Cao Cao, on the other hand, lit up his eyes and said, "Brother Shanshui is still thinking comprehensively!" ”

He suddenly found that Dong Zhuo couldn't kill at all, but if he didn't do something to Dong Zhuo, he couldn't be famous in the world, and the only way was to deliberately assassinate and fail.

And, castrate him!

"And what are you going to do?" Wang Yue asked.

"I have some ideas, but they are not comprehensive, so I asked you to come and discuss." Li Xing thought for a moment and said, "First of all, we have to prepare the way back, we can't exchange our lives for Dong Zhuo's, well, that's what it means anyway." Therefore, De Mengde took advantage of his status as a 'hussar captain' to ...... in this way."

After some discussion, it was roughly that Wang Yue was responsible for helping to infiltrate the palace, and he was responsible for doing it himself.

Cao Cao was in charge of arranging the retreat.

If nothing else, only he can go out of the city without paperwork.

"Aren't we a little too sorry?" Cao Cao planned together and spoke.

At this time, he was not the "traitorous male" he was later, he still had a sense of loyalty, and wanted to throw his head and spill blood for the Han family, and he did so with the original destiny.

When he assassinated Dong Zhuo, he didn't think about going back alive at all.

It's just that after the failure, I don't know when it started, his thinking gradually changed.

"It's not a pity, it's just that you and I have more important things to do, how can we die with Dong Zhuo?" Li Xing shook his head and said, "He is not worthy!" ”

……

The day, as usual, doesn't seem to change much.

The civil officials led by Wang Yun and Wang Situ still dared to be angry and did not dare to speak, drinking and lamenting at home all day long, and the birthday banquet was held more than a dozen times a year, crying and crying all the time, and I didn't see Dong Zhuo crying to death.

Cao Cao met Lu Bu under the introduction of Dong Zhuo.

He was exquisite, praised all the way, and flattered Lu Bu very happily, not only sent the horse on the spot, but also ran to Hua Xiong to beat him, and warned: "Don't provoke Cao Mengde again." ”

Hua Xiong, who was deeply affected by the unwarranted disaster, was so angry that he screamed.

But there was nothing to be done.

"Fengxian's 'Red Rabbit Horse' is said to be a gem in the world, except for another masterpiece 'Lu Bu in the world', no one can control it in this life, I wonder if you can show me?" Cao Cao said.

In this regard, Lu Bu, who was very happy to be flattered, quickly took him to the stable.

Coming and going, gradually getting acquainted.

Cao Cao often came to feed the Red Rabbit Horse and other sweaty and bloody horses that Lu Bu got from the Western Regions, and took care of them very well, so that Lu Bu praised them several times in front of Dong Zhuo.

It also made Dong Zhuo very happy, and felt that he had got another general.

Then, the night before the operation, Cao Cao got a large cart of "Croton" and fed it to the Red Rabbit Horse and the sweaty BMW...... The horses that have been fed are delicious!

In the middle of the night, Li Xing, with the help of Wang Yue, quietly infiltrated the Han Palace.

"I'm still on the run, Dong Zhuo's family has sent a lot of guards for his own safety, and even Lu Bu is guarding the door." Wang Yue said: "If you want to get close to him, you must lure the guards away." ”

In this regard, Li Xing smiled and said, "There is no need to approach. ”

"Huh?" Wang Yue was puzzled.

"Any idea why I brought two guns?" Li Xing said, pointing to the other gun on his back.

Wang Yue shook his head when he heard this.

But soon, his eyes lit up and he said: "Among the spear skills, there is a trick 'Qiankun Throw', which is a very difficult and dangerous move to practice, is it possible that Brother Li has you practiced it?" ”

Li Xing smiled when he heard this, took out the ordinary red tassel gun and said, "Reach the peak!" ”

His marksmanship is an all-round "marksmanship".

In addition to the marksmanship of the alternative "Yan Shuangying" mixed into the "gun user", he really can't, and he can use tricks like "back horse pistol" that various other powerful people are good at.

However, he did not attack directly.

Instead, he pulled up his posture and lurked about a hundred meters away from where Dong Zhuo was.

Lu Bu, who was guarding the door, was always a problem.

Even the cat can use his tail to pull away the bow and arrow, don't expect Lu Bu to not have that ability: in fact, let alone throwing the "red tassel gun", even if he throws the "steel gun", Lu Bu can block it.

The Fang Tian painting halberd at the level of supernatural is lightweight, but it is not a waste of fame.

But it doesn't matter.

Li Xing spent three days building a plate of "firecrackers", then wrapped the cannon twist around a stick of incense, lit it and placed it in the open space on the other side of the palace.

It's called "striking the west."

At this time in the palace, Dong Zhuo was playing hide and seek with a group of concubines.

To be honest, the joys and sorrows of people are really not interconnected: in the eyes of Cao Cao and others, Dong Zhuo's scourge of the harem is simply intolerable, but in the eyes of those concubines who have been "scourged", this is simply a great thing.

The old emperor died, and they were confined in the palace gates.

Not to mention that it is a Xiangguo, even if it is a pig Gangguan, they will be very excited, laughing and flattering.

This is also the reason why Li Xing is lazy and nosy.

You think Dong Zhuo has lost his conscience, but the Hanting royal family is not a good bird!

It's just that Dong Zhuo not only harmed the concubine, but also harmed the princess, this is really a brute...... So Li Xing couldn't see it and came over.

Dong Zhuo is having fun, and Lu Bu is guarding the town.

At a certain moment, there was a loud "boom", and two hundred "earth red" firecrackers exploded in the silent palace.

Lu Bu was startled.

It frightened the red rabbit horse even more, causing him to be distracted to pull the reins.

As a result, the next moment, a spear flew from a distance, accurately passed through the paper window, and shot at a certain fat man!

"Whew!"

A hysterical scream pierced the sky, and the "Dong Eunuch Thief" was officially born!