Chapter 34: Li Ru's Might

In fact, Li Ru also knew that Li Xing did not deliberately target himself, at least this shot was not deliberately targeted, because from such a distance, it was already unprecedented to be able to throw it, and there was no accuracy at all.

You know, he was in the depths of the Tiger Prison Pass, at least five hundred steps away from the enemy camp.

But even if he knew that he was not being targeted, he was still angry - who could not be angry? First he was stabbed in the arm, then in the leg, his hat was cut off, and his long handsome hair was damaged.

Now the man was lying in the house recuperating from his wounds, and he was thrown between his legs with a spear!

It's just a little bit, Dong Zhuo's daughter is going to be widowed!

"It's too much to deceive people, it's too much to deceive people, come on, go and invite Xiangguo and General Lu for me!" Li Ru shouted.

It didn't take long for Dong Zhuo to take Lu Bu, who had just woken up, to his bedside.

He still attaches great importance to this confidant and strategist, not only marrying his daughter to him, but also handing over the affairs of the DPRK and China to him, so that he can take charge of the government on his behalf.

Li Ru and Lu Bu, a main text, a main martial arts, a son-in-law, and a righteous son.

are Dong Zhuo's two most trusted subordinates.

Therefore, after Li Ru sent someone to invite Dong Zhuo, the latter immediately came with Lu Bu.

"What is the good son-in-law looking for me?" Dong Zhuo asked.

Lu Bu was also curious.

It's not strange for Li Ru to find Dong Zhuo, they often discuss government affairs, but what can they do with themselves?

"That's right, I have a plan to deal with the alliance of princes! Even if you can't let them fall apart, you can let them suffer heavy losses and lose their strength! Li Ru said.

As soon as these words came out, Dong Zhuo's eyes immediately lit up.

Hurriedly said: "Say it quickly! ”

Li Ru nodded when he heard this, and said, "Isn't Li Shanshui competing with Feng Xian now?" Then let Feng Xian fight with him for another day, and when both of them are exhausted, let's send Li Dao and Guo Yan to raid the enemy camp at night, and we will definitely kill Li Shanshui in one fell swoop! ”

This is not some elaborate ploy.

Raid at night, as long as it's a soldier, anyone will.

But Li Ru's wisdom lies in the fact that he saw that the princes were just a group of rabble, and the defense at night was not very good, and he also saw that Li Xing spared no effort when he competed with Lu Bu, and he was no longer able to fight at night.

It can be seen that the princes only care about Huaxiong and Lu Bu.

Now that Hua Xiong has been beheaded, and Lu Bu is dragged by Li Shanshui again, the princes will subconsciously relax their vigilance.

And they didn't know that there were two generals Li and Guo here.

There are also Zhang Liao, Zhang Wenyuan, and Gao Shun, all of whom are first-rate in the world, and may not be able to dominate the world like Lu Bu, but if they have the intention to sneak attack, they are definitely enough for the princes to drink a pot.

Lu Bu was a little unhappy to let himself drag Li Xing and others to fight.

But when he thought that he could "duel in the air" with Li Xing without any scruples, he didn't say anything.

And Dong Zhuo, after analyzing the situation in his heart, he immediately patted his thigh and said, "This is a good idea!" ”

As a result, the next moment, Li Ru screamed miserably.

"Oops, my legs."

Dong Zhuo didn't dare to pat his thigh because of an injury under his crotch, so he patted Li Ru's leg, but he forgot for a moment that there was an injury on that leg, and he was still wrapped in a bandage, and slapped it hard...... It's all bleeding!

Let Lu Bu look at it, and he couldn't help but feel a little sorry for Li Ru.

It's miserable!

"That, uh, ahem!" Dong Zhuo was embarrassed and changed the topic: "My son Fengxian, the matter of consuming Li Shanshui's physical strength will be handed over to you, is there anything you need to do for your father?" ”

Hearing this, Lu Bu nodded and said, "Get me eighteen stones, I want eighteen stones of giant bow!" ”

Li Xing's "Xia Jiba" was thrown around, and he didn't care about what he was looking for.

directly asked Dong Zhuo to send someone to dismantle a "giant" Qin crossbow that is usually used by several people, transform it into a bow, and then at noon, he didn't even go up to the city, so he pulled the bowstring with both hands, stepped on the bow with his feet, and shot towards the sky.

The range of this arrow is also more than 500 steps.

Although there is no accuracy, the distance is definitely beyond everyone's imagination.

Anyway, the princes couldn't think of it at all.

At this time, in the camp of the princes, Cao Cao was warmly entertaining the three brothers Liu Guan and Zhang.

Especially Guan Yu.

I don't know why, at the first sight of this red-faced man, he fell in love with it, especially after Guan Yu slashed Hua Xiong with a knife, he even had the idea of "I am determined to win".

Therefore, he eagerly pulled him and said: "Yun Chang, heroes can't do without horses, come, I'll give you a good sweat and blood horse!" ”

Let Liu Bei look at it, and couldn't help pouting.

And Zhang Fei was envious.

"Let's take a look!" Guan Yu didn't refuse, because he really wanted a good horse.

However, when Cao Cao took him to the stable, he found that the sweaty horse he had carefully prepared had a huge arrow stuck in the horse's head, and it was lying motionless on the ground when it was already out of breath.

Let Guan Yu: "??? ”

Liu Bei was also speechless in an instant.

Are you using this to dig my second brother?

What general would like a dead horse?

"Mengde, what are you doing here? Sending my second brother with a dead horse, could it be that my three brothers offended you? Zhang Fei glared.

This made Cao Cao completely speechless.

Fortunately, someone soon relieved him of the siege - I saw that in the tent of the princes, someone shouted: "Lu Bu has shot arrows again, this time it is even more amazing, not to mention five hundred steps!" ”

"The Tiger God is also throwing javelins."

"They're fighting again!"

"Tents, tents with shields!"

Let Liu Guanzhang and Cao Cao hear: "......"

It's amazing!

What is Lu Bu not good to shoot, do you have to shoot this sweaty BMW?

Also, five hundred steps, is this really human?

……

"I'm hiding behind the Tiger Prison, a thousand steps away from you, there's no way to shoot me again this time, right?" At the end of the Tiger Prison, Li Ru lay on a wicker chair and ate lunch with one hand.

As for why it's one-handed, don't ask, it's bad luck to ask.

"Don't worry, even if Xiang Yu is resurrected, it will be impossible to throw a thousand steps!" Dong Zhuo on the opposite side.

But as soon as he finished speaking, a peculiarly shaped spear flew over and shot in front of him, smashing the table to pieces, and the meal sprayed the two sons-in-law in the face, making them stare at each other and forget to wipe it off for a while.

"What's going on?" Li Ru said with some tears.

I can't hide from this, and the days haven't passed!

"How can it be so far?" On the other side, Cao Cao also asked Li Xing.

In this regard, Li Xing smiled and said: "I suddenly remembered that if I add a pair of 'gliding wings' to the javelin, and with my strength, I can throw it anywhere in the Tiger Prison." Of course, there is no guarantee of accuracy, it is purely to scare them. ”

When Cao Cao heard this, he remembered that Li Xing was not only a military general, he was also a literati.

Proficient in mathematics.,And also a little understanding of the art of Mojia organs.。

If he is a modern person, he will definitely sigh: the fierce general is not terrible, but he is afraid that the fierce general is educated!

"Be careful, Lu Bu is shooting arrows again!" Li Xing said.

Hearing this, Cao Cao and Liu Bei, as well as Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, began to find a place to dodge.

Although he knew that Lu Bu was not sure of his head, it was really scary to be so far away.

"Cut, what are you afraid of? It is useless for Lu Bu to shoot arrows in the camp, shields are set up on the camp tents, and no matter how strong his archery is, no matter how strong the bow is, it will not hurt us at all! Yuan Shu in the thatched house said, pulled a lump hard, and then said to himself: "Oops, comfortable." ”

But at this moment, a breaking sound sounded, making him only feel a chill in his buttocks.

There were also some unknown sticky objects splashed on his body.

"What's going on? Why did this hut stink? Yuan Shao asked the guard next to him.

Hearing this, the guard pinched his nose and said cautiously: "That, that, Lu Bu shot another arrow, shot, shot on the toilet, and exploded!" ”

Yuan Shu was stunned when he heard this.

Immediately afterwards, after reacting, he shouted hysterically: "Lu Fengxian, you are my mother!" ”

……

For a whole afternoon, no one on either side could stop: if the bow and arrow and spear with the right head were just a duel between two people, then the pure wrestling of the head was "justice from heaven", purely depending on who was unlucky.

Therefore, at the end of the day, some people died with black faces, some people had food on their faces, and there was even a certain Yuan Shu......

You come and go.

It wasn't until the evening, when it was dark, that the exhausted duo stopped.

At this time, Li Ru began to exert his might: under his dispatch, Li and Guo Er, each with 10,000 cavalry, quietly went out of the city at night, and went around to the rear of the princes' coalition army.

Sneak down.

Until late at night, the princes fell asleep.

A "Sky Monkey" rose high, Zhang Liao and Gao Shun took the "trapped camp" out of the city and entered the camp of the princes, and the two generals Li and Guo also killed blatantly, attacking back and forth!