Chapter 52: The Son of the Dung Pit
The Central Plains was still at war, and it became a pot of porridge: under Li Xing's "strategy", Sun Ce first wrote to LΓΌ Bu that Emperor Han Xian had a holy decree to hand over the jade seal to him for safekeeping, so that LΓΌ Bu was directly ambitious and regarded himself as a person who "belongs to the destiny of heaven".
Then, he pretended to be angry and openly insulted Yuan Shu as the "son of the dung pit".
As soon as the speech came out, many scholars and officials in the world couldn't cry or laugh.
The first time I saw someone who wanted to take revenge and couldn't get revenge, but insulted others like this - yes, insult, no one believed it at first, because a prince in the hall had an indissoluble bond with "and urine" twice, which was too outrageous.
However, Gongsun Zhan, who had long seen Yuan Shu unpleasantly, was the first to respond.
He confirmed with his teacher Lu Zhi that he had seen Yuan Shu, who was covered in feces and urine, fished out of the dung pit.
then spread the word to the world through Lu Zhi, which made many people confused.
Lu Zhi is a celebrity and a great Confucian, so he won't lie easily, right?
Later, Liu Biao, a descendant of the Han family, also spoke publicly, claiming that he also saw Yuan Shu fall into the dung pit.
For a time, the whole world was in an uproar.
Liu Biao has a mortal enmity with the Sun family, so he won't help them scold Yuan Shu, right?
Of course, there are also some people who suspect that Liu Biao is worried about being requisitioned by Sun Ce, so he deliberately helps.
After all, that was the culprit that led to Sun Jian's death.
However, when Lu Zhi's other apprentice, Liu Bei, who had already shown a little prominence, and Tao Qian also jointly mentioned the "dung pit" incident, after verifying that Yuan Shu had indeed fallen into the dung pit, the whole world was completely blown up.
"My God, is this still the emperor?"
"Haha, the sky is dead, Huang Tian should stand, Yuan Shu is indeed very 'yellow'!"
"I heard that the toilet was blown up, Lu Bu's archery skills are really the best in the world."
"Old man Huang Zhong, convinced!"
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In addition to the fact that this matter is too amazing, the more important reason is that Yuan Shu was called emperor too early, and many people are not used to it.
It's like Dong Zhuo staying in the palace at night, and even Li Xing can't stand it.
is too much, it is hateful.
So all of a sudden, Yuan Shu was hacked out of Xiang, and even Yuan Shao, who was the leader of the coalition before, publicly said: "Although Yuan Shu is my younger brother, I have been out since I was a child, we are actually not familiar with each other, really!" β
Then, some of Yuan Shu's specific encounters were also revealed.
At this point, the name of "The Son of the Dung Pit" is completely glued to Yuan Shu.
You can't wash it off.
Jumping into the Yellow River is nothing more than a bigger, longer dung pit.
"His mother's, his mother's!" Yuan Shu has been scolding for three days and three nights, but he is still angry, and he always feels that Sun Ce's "dung pit heaven" has cut his main artery.
Although he didn't know what the major arteries were, his mood was just that uncomfortable.
However, thinking that he instigated Liu Biao to kill Sun Jian with a letter, and took advantage of the two of them to fight to win the fisherman and grab the jade seal, he still chose to forgive Sun Ce.
And all the hatred was transferred to Lu Bu.
If Sun Ce is just the person who "exposed" him, then Lu Bu is the one who really gave him the nickname of "The Son of the Dung Pit".
Blow up the toilet once, drop the manure pit once.
It's all inseparable from Lu Bu.
So he couldn't bear it anymore, and directly drafted the "holy decree" and recruited the "unsubordinate" Lu Bu.
At this moment, Zhou Yu wrote to Lu Bu that Yuan Shu also knew about Emperor Xian of Han's edict and was gathering troops and horses to eliminate him as the "only threat".
And also said that this is Lu Bu's "catastrophe" of breaking the cocoon and turning into a dragon, if he can get through, he can jump into the dragon gate, and Jiangdong is willing to look forward to him at that time.
also attached a sentence "How can the golden scales be a thing in the pool, and they will turn into dragons when they encounter wind and clouds".
Naturally, it was from the hand of Li Xing.
Lu Bu was stunned for a moment, coupled with his inflated ambition and greed for Jiangdong, he directly rode the red rabbit with just the right injury and some bruises on his face, and led the "Bingzhou Iron Horse" to kill Yuan Shu.
At the same time, Cao Cao, Tao Qian, and Yuan Shao, who had been prepared for a long time, also attacked together and besieged them in all directions.
Gongsun Chan even led the troops to kill one directly in and out.
It didn't take long for Yuan Shushu to fall apart, and he was chased and cut by Lu Bu with Fang Tian's halberd, and was finally killed on a ferry in the upper reaches of the Yellow River, and shouted before he died: "I can't die on the 'Yellow' River!" β
A generation of "Maokeng Tianzi" is offline.
And Zhou Yu and Sun Ce looked at Li Xing's faces, and they were obviously a little more in awe, as if they were looking at monsters.
"Who said that martial artists are simple-minded and have developed limbs? Brother Shanshui has both the power of the overlord and the talent of Wang Zuozhi, and he can get rid of a 'Son of Heaven' with a single plan, and Han Xin will not be like this in the next life! Sun Ce said.
It seems that Li Xing has a "brain", which is also a great honor for him.
Guy Zhou Yu often jokingly called him a "stupid big man".
However, as a hardcore sworn friend, how can Zhou Yu tolerate him? Directly carried it: "No, no, it's not right, even a literati can have the power of an overlord, and he is better than you, a little overlord!" β
"Takeo!"
"Literati!"
"General!"
"Baume & Mercier!"
In the end, the two argued with Li Xing and asked him whether he was a "literati" or a "martial artist", so that Li Xing himself couldn't speak, so he could only say: "Actually, Kong Shengren also has another name, called 'Kong Wu'." β
Two: "??? β
"As the old saying goes: Zi said, fight with bricks, look at the face, and don't care anymore."
Two: "!! β
"You wait for it?" Li Xing continued: "If you are clear, you will take a brick to see your own head, and if you are not clear, you will be clear!" β
The two of them were completely speechless.
But that's not all, I saw him talk another serious nonsense: "Later, because of Confucius's amazing strength, people also formed an idiom called 'Kong Wu Li', which is used to describe a person who is very capable of fighting." β
Zhou Yu: "......"
He suspected that he had read a fake book of sages!
"Haha, it turns out that Kong Sheng is also a martial artist? Hurry, hurry. Sun Ce seemed to really believe it, and laughed heartily.
made Zhou Yu's face black and turned into pork liver.
"Vulgar Martial Artist, Vulgar Martial Artist!"
Zhou Lang scolded and ran away.
However, Li Xing could clearly feel that he was deliberate, just to let Sun Ce have more common language with him, so as to increase the bond and increase the success rate of recruiting himself.
It's just that the acting is not real enough.
It's not Zhou Yu's problem, but with the improvement of the "spiritual" attribute, Li Xing's attention has become more concentrated, and he can observe some tiny details, so as to infer a lot of things.
It's not intelligence, it's not intelligence, it's intelligence, it's "spirit."
Being able to give better play to yourself is the preciousness of this attribute.
But that's not all.
"It's already 9.99, plus this morning's morning exercise, it's just full value - there was no transformation similar to 'Overlord Power' at '9' o'clock before, I don't know if there is any now?" Li Xing thought in his heart and added the "0.01" attribute point.