Chapter 338, Wu Xia: Look at me, brother! (2-in-1)
[Summer Dance is coming sooner than you think.] 】
[You thought it would take a week for the girl to understand your role and make up her mind. 】
[Actually, the girl came to the door of the house on the third day.] 】
[It's still night, it's still a familiar sailor suit, but the white stockings are missing, and a pair of round legs are exposed under the pleated skirt. 】
[Your eyes are bright, although the mountain in the fog is elegant and mysterious, you will get tired of seeing it for a long time, this sudden cloud and fog disperse, and the clear and revealing peaks bring you freshness and surprises. 】
[You also think, maybe you shouldn't use the foggy mountains as a metaphor, the more appropriate image is a foggy beach, and the fine sand is soft and smooth under the light. 】
[Let the girl in, you look at the back of the mountain, and your mind remembers the information provided by Shiori Ichinose.] 】
[Mai Natsu was not popular in middle school. It was not her fault, but some coincidence with the girl's character flaws permutations that led to this result. 】
[Yuejianli Middle School does not have a rule of breaking up the whole school and re-dividing classes every year, that is to say, most of the good sisters and small groups have already set a quota when they enter the first year of junior high school. 】
[In the first year of junior high school, Wuxia formed a small group with two girls with gentle personalities, and if there is no accident, her three years of middle school will be spent with those two girls. 】
[The word 'if' is often used in situations where it is not 'if.'] 】
[One of Mainatsu's two little sisters took a break from school due to illness, and the other left Misaki due to the change of their parents' work. 】
[She became a loner. 】
[The no-shift policy, which was originally conducive to sisterhood, suddenly became a catalyst for loneliness. This policy is like a refrigerator, while keeping friendship fresh, it will also freeze the germination of friendship. 】
[Everyone in the class has their own group, and she only has two options left, waiting for someone from another group to break away, or join another group.] 】
[Her arrogant personality made her lose these two choices. 】
[How can a mature small group be allowed to be dictated by an outsider? How can a person who has the decision to break away from the existing group be willing to bow down? 】
[Mai Xia's luck is very bad. 】
[In general, there is half a solution here.] In Japan, in addition to classes, clubs are also very important, and you can have club friends without friends in class. 】
[However, Wuxia did not join the club.] 】
[When you see this information, you sigh for a while, life is like this, sometimes you don't do anything wrong, but you fall into a sad situation. 】
[In a closed interpersonal circle, loneliness is fire, it will only burn more and more, and the lonely person will be forgotten, no matter how cute she looks. 】
[In addition, Wu Xia had some conflicts with a few thorns in the school because of some things that were not at her, and the conflicts she won, the girls in the class didn't dare to talk to her. 】
[There are many boys who dream of having a withdrawn and evil girlfriend, but Wuxia doesn't pay attention to them at all. 】
[Your apartment is the men's room that Wuxia visited for the first time. Of course, her relatives are excluded here. 】
[What you don't know is that taking ice cream from your room is also a girl's first shoplifting.] She herself did not admit to theft. 】
[The girl doesn't like romance movies, she thinks that kind of plot is very boring, and the only things that can affect her energy are breakfast, noon and dinner, and snacks before and after meals. 】
[Since she was a child, there are often uninteresting men who come to her and prevent her from enjoying delicious food, so she feels that boys are a little troublesome. 】
[In this way, she feels the longing for you from Liuli and Xiaojiu, and she doesn't need a superfluous explanation for your senses. 】
[She has always deliberately ignored the existence of Liuli and Xiaojiu, but deep down in her heart, she still feels that she is one with them, your phone call to Liuli, the sentence you said in the countryside, made her feel that you want to bring your sisters. 】
"So she eats your ice cream.] 】
[She only wanted to get one at first, but she liked the taste of this ice cream too much, and this ice cream was too niche for convenience stores to buy at all......]
[She couldn't resist the temptation and stretched out her sinful palm. 】
[She comforted herself, with Liuli and Xiaojiu's vague affection for you, after meeting you during the summer vacation, most of them will become your girlfriend, and she is a sister-in-law or sister-in-law, what's wrong with eating a few ice creams from you? 】
[Just like she often hypnotizes her father and asks her father to give her more pocket money, this is a natural thing! ] 】
[It's not good for Dad's private money to have too much, it's not good to have more ice cream for you, money is the carrier of desire, ice cream is a projection of gluttony, these bad things, it's better for her to bear them! ] 】
[When she changed out of her loafers and stepped on the floor, she went to your refrigerator as soon as possible. 】
[Seeing the freezer full of ice cream, her eyes bent into a beautiful crescent moon.] 】
[Take out one and enjoy it, she is half lying on your couch.] The long-lost delicacy on the tip of her tongue fascinated her. 】
[The ice cream she took from you before was exhausted at a rate of three servings a day for five days, and every night after that, when the ice cream addiction was at its worst, she thought of your house to get some more, but her conscience made her unable to do such a desperate thing. 】
[Today, she convinces herself with a reason, she feels that she is no longer in a hurry, just as she hypnotized her father to buy games with cigarette money. 】
[Because——]
Memory scenes appear.
"Look me in the eye!" Mai Xia put down the empty paper cup and sat up straight, her left hand horizontally in front of her lower abdomen, and the palm of her right hand spread out, half-covering her cheek, revealing a wicked smile she learned from the anime.
This classic secondary two posture almost made Nan Yuxi laugh, but fortunately, he was determined.
Sitting on a floor cushion, he looked up at the girl in front of him.
"Remember, I'm your cousin!" Wu Xia's voice was subdued and abrupt, with an ecstasy that was difficult to hide.
Yuki Minami has not yet noticed the girl's addiction to ice cream, he thinks that the girl is because she has finally found a way to be popular, and he can't help but rejoice at the thought of her future being sought after by many girls.
Yes, it is this popular method that allows Mai Xia to find a reason to motivate herself to act.
In the past three days, she has talked more to the girls in her class than she has combined this semester. Without exception, the girls asked her about Nan Yuki from the front or side.
These moths, blinded by the light of love, want to use her channel to beat the brightest light bulb.
The girls in the class naively thought that the beautiful boy they saw that day was really her brother.
The above is the principle that the love idiot Mai Xia spent two days to launch, and then, she took a breath of time to demonstrate the ice cream she could get after this kinship came true...... Ah no, it's a delicious friend that can be obtained.
It took her another second to make a decision, she was going to Nan Yuki's house, she was going to hypnotize Nan Yuki, and she was going to be a brother and sister with Nan Yuki!
It's a great action called Ice Cream Friendship!
In order to accomplish this operation, she endured all day without using hypnosis, she did not let the cats on the side of the road turn her heads, did not let the fish in the river kiss her hands, and did not let the birds in the sky land on her shoulders.
She wants to use the number of times saved on the young man in front of her.
For ice cream!
She continues to use hypnosis, laying two patches on her relationship with the teenager:
"I'm your favorite sister!"
This sentence is so that you can take ice cream without hypnosis.
"Don't mention me in front of other relatives!"
This is to prevent herself from being exposed, she can control the hypnotized person not to think about the BUG, but she can't make others not to think about the BUG.
"That's it, wake up, my brother! From today onwards, your fridge is my fridge and your ice cream is my ice cream, and in return, you get the strongest sister in the world! ”
The girl spreads her palms and embraces the sky.
Nan Yuki pinched her thigh hard, diluting her smile with pain.
After another ten seconds, he felt that he should be able to wake up, so he stood up.
"Bring me another ice cream." Wu Xia crossed her legs and had a very presumptuous attitude. She is confident in her abilities.
Yuki Minami takes two ice creams out of the fridge and hands one of them to the girl.
The girl took it, opened it happily, and habitually lay down beside it.
She lay in a hotter and more comfortable place than the couch.
That's Yuki Minami's legs.
The girl turned around and looked at the face of the teenager in the sky.
When did you sit next to me? How can you be so close to me!
The girl's stunned expression amused Minami Yuki, who didn't know that she had fallen into a trap.
This "cousin" is not just talking. The debt of ice cream is not so easy to repay.
Nan Yuki stroked the girl's hair with the palm of her hand and smiled: "You still like to be coquettish so much." ”
Just this sentence threw his problem to the girl.
The girl's eyes widened, and she wanted to refute, but soon it occurred to her that it was the setting of the "cousin".
Since it is a "favorite cousin", it is natural to be more intimate, and although the knee pillow is a little too intimate, it is still within the range.
Since it's a setting, of course she can't violate it.
Her hypnosis is an instantaneous change, not a lasting effect, that is to say, although the teenager who was hypnotized by her now regards her as his favorite cousin, but if she annoys the teenager later, this favorite will also fade and even turn into disgust.
This kind of hypnosis only exerts an initial feeling, and after that, she has to operate this feeling herself.
This is where hypnosis comes in.
Fortunately, there is no such thing as drug resistance in hypnosis, and when the feelings fade, she can refresh again.
Compared to this, the conflict of the hypnotic command itself is more troublesome.
For example, this time, she said the two settings of "favorite" and "cousin" separately, because if she said that she was the teenager's "favorite cousin" together, once the "favorite" was no longer valid for the above reasons, the whole sentence of hypnosis would be invalid.
This kind of hypnotic self-bug will not self-correct like external bugs, and this kind of core bug will only crash the program.
If this collapse happens, the "cousin" relationship will no longer exist. In the eyes of the teenager, she will suddenly become a stranger.
This is an extremely dangerous situation, and God knows what a teenager would do to a stranger. There is no failure sound when the ability fails, and there will be no emails about expired members, so she can't be vigilant and preventive.
Now, she separates "favorite" from "cousin", even if "favorite" becomes "once favorite", she is still a cousin, and her cousin will never do anything to her cousin...... Probably?
The girl thought of the murderer who abused her sister in the thriller, and she looked closely at the boy's face and felt that such a good-looking boy would not be that kind of pervert.
But then she thought that in some thrillers, murderers can also be well-dressed and ready-to-do, although those handsome murderers are not as good-looking as the teenagers in front of them.
She was a little scared and decided to come back tomorrow and add the setting of "can't intentionally hurt Sister Wuxia" to the teenager.
The word "intentional" is to prevent the appearance of BUGS, and if you only say "can't hurt Sister Wuxia", in case the teenager inadvertently hurts her, the fact conflicts with the hypnosis setting, and the setting will collapse directly.
What a troublesome ability!
Wu Xia's little head ached faintly, these thoughts had drained her brain cells for a semester, and her usual hypnosis was just to make the little animals bounce, so that her mother's memory of her time watching TV and playing games was zero, and her father was just giving money.
Even when she was taking the entrance exam, she was told by her parents to use her best efforts, but she didn't take it so seriously - she could connect to the brains of the little dove and the glass, and every time she took the exam, she asked the little dove and the glass to answer the questions for her.
Xiao Dove's grades in all subjects are good, and Liuli is even better than Xiao Dove in this subject.
The only bad thing is that if she thinks about the problem with the head of the dove or Ruri, the question will also enter the memory of the dove or Ruri.
When she was a child, she hadn't figured out this mechanism, so some of Liuli's memories flowed into the little dove's brain, and some of the little dove's memories flowed into Liuli's brain.
Fortunately, there was no big problem, and both parties mixed that memory with fantasy and did not suspect her.
As a result, she set a rule for herself - never use the brains of Ruri and the little dove to think about her own life.
She was afraid that Ruri and the little dove would come to the door.
She can only think about Nan Yuki by herself.
The little brain melon, which is not commonly used, is too loaded today, and it is not very sensitive, and by the time she finally thinks about whether she should get up from Nan Yuxi's lap, she has been lying down for several minutes, and the back of her neck and head have become accustomed to this new pillow.
It's very comfortable.
Unlike Mom's feelings, this pillow has a tougher padding and is a little warmer than Mom's legs.
The ice cream is a little cold, and the heat from the neck is just enough to hedge off the chill.
She moved her head, shifted the ironing position, closed her eyes, and ate the ice cream in her hand.
Dig, bite, dig, bite, dig, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite......
Hey, why can I dig it up and eat two bites? And it's a different taste!
Could it be that I've awakened a new superpower?
The girl opens her eyes and regrets to find that it's not a new ability, but Minami Yuki digging up his ice cream to feed herself.
She also handed the ice cream in her hand to Nan Yuki and made a merciless ice cream swallowing hime.
(End of chapter)