Masters
When Liu Junyue sat back on the ground, he came back to his senses, and then pretended to clench his fists and pretended to cough twice, saying, "Since ancient times, a woman is virtuous if she is talented."
Liu Junyue closed his eyes and nodded with satisfaction when he heard this.
"Since ancient times, there have been female generals on the battlefield." Xiao Er pinched the tone of the storyteller, and put on a posture, "I don't believe that Yang family general."
Liu Junyue clasped his hands to his chest and nodded proudly.
"I don't like red clothes, I love arms." Xiao Er carried the steps of the play in a circle, turned back and pointed his sword finger is two sentences, "You can get into the kitchen and get a couch, and you can have a baby with a willow waist and big breasts!" After he finished speaking, he gave a horizontal batch, slowly dragged it out with his thumb, dragged out a long sound, and let out a long groan.
"Good~"
Jiang Zimo, who was originally listening to Liu Junyue with the head of the Tao, just wanted to nod, but when he reacted, his eyes widened and he looked over.
"Good !!"
The voice brewed from the wine jar was like a broken gong, and the jailer sitting and drinking at the end of the corridor finished shouting, grinning and giving Xiao Er a thumbs up.
Xiao Er smiled, waved his hand at the jailer, and was about to continue, when Liu Junyue slapped the iron pillar of the cell and scolded: "What a fart!"
"I'm ......" Xiao Er immediately shrunk his shoulders and sneered, "I lost my temper for a while, and I said something wrong."
"Let's not talk about the future." Liu Junyue waved his hand to veto, and then sat cross-legged and turned to Jiang Zimo, "The books say that women are virtuous, but they are not as virtuous as he said." She spread out her palms and retracted her fingers one by one, "It is clearly written in the history books that talented women go to the frontier to marry for the country. Talented women annotate the sages. Talented women are full of poetry and the moon is full of romance, and even more talented women sit on the dragon throne and are the empresses of a country! They can." She patted her heart, "Why can't I?"
Jiang Zimo quietly tolerated Liu Junyue's displeased tone, and he said softly with a pleasant face: "Since ancient times, there has been a lot of life for the red-faced, talented women have gone out of the country for the country, and they can't return to the country after writing books for half their lives, and they are married to the king and are named queens. Husband and child, writing books for half a life, but when she returns to the country, she is already a red face and does not chase the age, the willows are lush, and she can be recorded in the history books because she is a messenger for the country, and secretly restrains the desert forces from expanding in the slightest, just in the unified desert. As for the empress, her ambition is as high as the sky, the phoenix robe is embroidered with a golden dragon, and the etiquette system is inconsistent, although it is called the hegemony of the times, everyone in the bright is flattering, but in the secret it is called the finger of the thousand husbands, and ten thousand people are scolded. The Gentiles are eyeing each other day and night, just because the emperor of this country is a woman, powerless, powerless, and nepotistic, and it also makes the enemy country see that his heart is small and insignificant. A woman can do all the evil things in the world for love, and the only thing she lacks is to judge the situation."
"Fart!" Liu Junyue immediately waved his sleeve robe, "Bullshit!"
Jiang Zimo shrugged his shoulders, and Liu Junyue was angry at this, so he had to arch his shackled hands and say, "Please also ask the princess for advice."
Liu Junyue looked at Jiang Zimo, raised his hand back, and said, "Bring water, I'm thirsty and can't finish speaking."
Xiao Er trotted extremely nimbly, nodded and asked for cups and pots from the jailer. He poured a glass, and just handed it over, when suddenly he came to his senses and said, "Ah, this is wine, I'll change itβ"
"Wine is better!" Liu Junyue snatched the wine glass and took a sip, then stood up and pointed at Jiang Zimo, and said brightly, "Listen well."
Xiao Er held the lamp oil in his left hand and the wine jug in his right hand, and looked at Liu Junyue with Jiang Zimo.
"The emperor of a country, in order to ensure the stability of one territory, it takes a talented woman to marry outside the fortress to keep the peace of the border fortress, why is this?" Liu Junyue raised her hand back again, Xiao Er immediately poured wine, and when the glass was full of wine, she held the wine glass and said in a heavy voice, "This is the emperor's immorality and incompetence!"
Jiang Zimo took the cup handed by Xiao Er with both hands, and then he poured the wine, and in the sound of sloping wine, he said, "The old decay is unknown, please show the fourth princess."
"A big country, millions of heroes, and many talents, just a small projectile foreign domain still needs to think before and after thinking about sending a woman to marry and check and balance, why bother? I think that my ancestor Zheng Guo swept the world with his martial arts, and he had a good sword and a good gun in his hand, that was a lesson, that was a warning!" Liu Junyue raised his hand, and Xiao Er immediately took the pot and poured wine, "Indecisive, this is not called overcoming rigidity with softness, this is called powerlessness!" Such an emperor is the one who makes the people panic and the enemy country despised."
Jiang Zimo picked up the "Spring and Autumn Period", his lips touched the wine, and he seemed to drink it urgently
took a bite, and then asked, "What if the fourth princess was the emperor at that time?"
"Hit!" Liu Junyue drank and spit out the wine, she hung her arms heavily, "Hit their children and grandchildren to fear, and regard us as natural enemies!"
"Good!" Jiang Zimo's eyes lit up, and he raised his glass to greet him, "What the fourth princess said, old and decayed."
Xiao Er poured wine for the two of them, and then took two steps back and stood on one side and stared at Liu Junyue, who was slightly drunk.
"Besides, the Empress." Liu Junyue's footsteps were vain, "That empress was born to be a king, and her life's ambition is to ascend to the Ninety-Five Throne, why?"
Jiang Zimo asked curiously, "Why?"
"Because she's disappointed." Liu Junyue smiled lightly, "She is disappointed that her husband is cowardly and incompetent, such a glorious country, and the vast country is under his feet. Turn over your hands for the clouds and cover your hands for the rain, and the princes obey the order. But he can disappoint his pillow person, that is, he is so weak that he tells the truth to the pillow person. If a man reports everything to her, it means that this person will not even panic, and he will not even dare to deceive. If an emperor can't lie or deceive, then he's just a child sitting on that supreme throne, and there's a mark in the history books that the Son of Heaven is holding the princes under control!"
Jiang Zimo clapped his hands and applauded, he was full of drinking glasses in his interest, and immediately asked, "If the four princesses are the people next to the emperor's pillow, what should they be?"
Liu Junyue steadied his body with his feet, and then suddenly stretched out his arms and whispered, "Wine!"
Xiao Er looked at the wine glass in her hand, thought for a moment, and immediately took the wine glass in Liu Junyue's hand and directly handed over a pot of wine.
Liu Junyue took a sip of the wine jug, then raised the back of his hand to wipe off the wine stains, and said drunkenly: "A quick knife, blowing hair and breaking hair. A promise is heavier than Mount Tai. Decisive killing, still! The king's order has been resolutely changed, and if there are rumors, it is enough to send troops! Like the first emperor. Govern the country with force, rule the brave iron armor, and support the world."
She raised her head and raised the pot, the wine tilted upside down like the Milky Way, wet the placket of her clothes along her neck, and when the wine was finished, she smashed it hard!
Syllable!
The flask is shattered!
"Go north!" She sang drunken in a broken voice, "Go north and go north again, and regain the desert." The west is out of the west, occupying all the mountains, and the outer domains bow down. Nanxing, pastoral pastoral, the country of abundance. Dongzhen, build a big ship to guard one side, and when the time is ripe, show the world with force, and ask all the nations to come to our country to worship and be vassals!"
She was drunk, her words were finished, and the smell of wine was faintly fragrant. The red cheeks were flushed with an intoxicating pink, the red lips were exhaling, and the swaying figure was even more profligate and wild.
Xiao Er stared in a daze, and his hands clenched the corners of his clothes.
"The sky is round." She looked back and smiled, "The world is so vast, and the rivers and mountains are not only in Kyushu, but also far away."
Jiang Zimo bowed his head repeatedly, immediately put down the wine glass, bowed respectfully, and said, "The four princesses swallow the world angrily, this kind of ambition can be said to be unprecedented and unprecedented, and the old man worships it."
Liu Junyue suddenly stroked his chest and chuckled.
She bowed, unsteadily, and said, "I'm drunk. That's it for today, old man. Farewell."
When Jiang Zimo bowed slowly, Liu Junyue was already taking ethereal butterfly steps, gradually moving away along the corridor.
Xiao Er followed, and the two of them got out of the prison together and walked on the lonely deserted street. z.br>
"Eh, you say." Liu Junyue shook to the left for a while, and then to the right, "If I become an empress one day, wouldn't that be a good thing?"
"Okay." Xiao Er smiled seriously and nodded seriously, "That's the biggest good thing in the world."
When Liu Junyue heard this, he suddenly put away his big grinning steps and crossed in small steps.
She turned her head behind her back and asked as she went, "Do you understand? What do you know all day before and after the saddle? Tell me, 'Where is it?'
"Well, it's good to ......" Xiao Er followed the steps, his index finger against the corner of his lips to think, and after a while, he seemed to think of it, and tried to say, "Fortunately, I can eat enough, I can ...... You can sleep well, live and work in peace and contentment, and you are not afraid of anything. Well...... Peace of mind."
"Cut, that's what the people think." Liu Junyue is not looking at him,
Gu Zi crossed his back and said, "But what you said is also right, those who win the hearts of the people win the world, if you can't let the people live and work in peace and contentment, this emperor is estimated to be a faint king."
Xiao Er asked, "Like the current one?"
Liu Junyue laughed and agreed, "Yes, like the current one."
"Then it's better for you to be the emperor." Xiao Er seemed to be sullen and said, "He is the emperor, and the world is in chaos."
"Hey~" Liu Junyue suddenly hooked Xiao Er's shoulder, "Are you looking at this person who is particularly unpleasant now?"
Xiao Er was very close to her, but he didn't dare to turn his head to face her, just lowered his head and walked under his feet, and said, "Naturally, yes."
Liu Junyue leaned his weight on Xiao Er's shoulder and asked, "Why?"
Xiao Er thought for a while, and said simply, "If someone else is the emperor, I guess there will be a father and a mother."
As soon as these words came out, Liu Junyue was stunned, and immediately lowered her eyes as red as peach blossoms, and asked, "Your parents ...... them?"
Xiao Er sighed loudly, and said as if regretfully, "It's all natural disasters, and the death is not in vain. I don't even know what they look like."
Liu Junyue was speechless, just silently let go of his hand.
"Huh." Xiao Er suddenly said, "I think you must be able to be an emperor."
Liu Junyue rolled her eyes shamelessly and said leisurely, "I seem to be able to be an emperor, don't forget, I'm a woman. No one in this world is happy to see a woman as an emperor."
Xiao Er stopped talking when he heard this, and he seemed to be discouraged and showed a look of loss.
The two walked another street, and when they crossed the corner to the river, the breeze suddenly came.
"Hey."
Xiao Er suddenly shouted with some excitement.
Liu Junyue turned her head, her drunken face was not visible in the dark night, and she asked, "What are you doing?"
Xiao Er rushed to her and said seriously, "I suddenly feel that you will definitely be able to become an emperor in the future."
Liu Junyue raised her eyebrows, she smiled and stretched out her finger to hook Xiao Er's minibus, and asked teasingly, "Why?"