Chapter 1 What Are You Kidding Us?
Nanliang Ancient Kingdom,
Hojing Imperial City,
Outside the gate on the south side of the palace compound, on the boundary of a street, a strange small medical hall suddenly appeared today.
The owner of the museum, the doctor, is a handsome boy who looks like he is about twenty years old, and his surname is Han Xiaochuan.
He hung up a mediocre, but shocking medical signboard.
Ancestral mysteries.
The Holy Hand of Chinese Medicine.
Specializes in the treatment of dystocia.
Specializing in dystocia? As soon as this signboard came out, this originally sparsely populated back street immediately became a little sensational, and there were a lot of strange things.
A young man with red lips and white teeth wants to be a midwife and rob the midwife's business, is this a joke?
Can you make such a joke?
This Dr. Han seems to be serious.
Is this a boring life, looking for excitement?
From ancient times to the present, it is that men and women do not kiss. Most of the male doctors who see women have to diagnose the pulse with a suspender, which is to avoid the suspicion of skin-to-skin contact.
Skin to skin can't be touched, let alone a man delivering a baby.
Or is it the trend of him himself to play.
Han Xiaochuan was wearing a green shirt, with a scarf on his head, and a black line looked at the people eating melons on the opposite street, crowded with black pressure.
There are men, women and children, no! There are no women.
This is the neighborhood, smelling the wind and coming to see the lively citizens.
Many people don't believe that there are such stupid people in the world. Will there be a business here? Won't this young man midwife starve to death?
Han Xiaochuan smiled and said, "I implore all the neighbors to disperse, Xiaosheng I... You still have to do business, a birth parlor, there is nothing to see. ”
"I'm sure that this Dr. Han can't receive a single business?" One of the onlookers said.
"Do you need to say it? Even if my wife dies in childbirth, she will not find a man to deliver the baby, which is simply immoral and humiliating. Phew! Bah! Bah! ”
A scholar-like son immediately agreed, with a look of disdain, and kept spitting to get rid of bad luck.
"I'm just curious why a man would open a birth parlor!"
"I'm curious, what the hell is he trying to do?"
"I don't think he has any bad habits. or have ulterior motives......"
Han Xiaochuan saw this noisy posture, the corners of his mouth curled, and he turned around and entered the medical hall: "Let's make trouble, let's make trouble, the more powerful the better." Give me publicity everywhere, and make a fuss for me.
God wants to play tricks on me, and when I am a midwife, I will play tricks on the people of the world. ”
"Playing with the world? Hehe, do I have what it takes?
It seems that I deserve this, who Nima called me a fine breed from the soul of the earth. ”
Opening this midwifery and being a midwife is indeed a last resort.
That is, enlightenment!
Enlightenment! It is the first lesson to become a monk from a mortal, that is, enlightenment.
Enlightenment is the starting point for monks to step into the immortal gate.
This is something that every monk must go through.
You have to be enlightened after being guided by the Heavenly Strategy!
Although most of the monks are enlightened, it is easy.
I had a bizarre dream at night, and when I woke up, in the dream, I completed the guidance of the heavenly strategy.
As a result, he became enlightened, and from then on, he could sense the spiritual energy of heaven and earth to cultivate.
But there are some monks who are not so easy. It takes a lot of tribulations to become enlightened.
Tianjice, not a book, is in the depths of Yintang's eyebrows, there is a mysterious place called 'Mud Pill Palace', and Taoist monks call it Shangdantian.
At the core of the Mud Pill Palace, there is a place called the 'Jade Room'.
The hint of the Heavenly Strategy came from within this mysterious jade room.
Most of the monks get the hints in their sleep.
……
Some monks get tips that are unusually difficult and extremely difficult to complete.
However, most of them belong to the category of challenging the limits of the human body, such as starvation, asceticism, etc., which test the willpower of monks.
There are also those who do good deeds and accumulate virtues, such as almsgiving, relief, and so on.
As long as the enlightenment is successful, the skylight of the jade room in the Mud Pill Palace will be completely opened, and you will be able to sense the aura of heaven and earth for cultivation, and officially step into the ranks of monks.
Han Xiaochuan originally received only four pieces of guidance.
One; Recognize the birth and end of life.
Two; Discover the true meaning of love.
Three; Push the limits of the human body.
Four; Absorb the purple qi from the east and comprehend the mystery of heaven and earth giving birth to all things.
It seems that these four are very serious, but they are not.
These are the four items given by Heaven after being disturbed by unexpected interference.
It's an extremely funny, yet hilarious process.
Originally, Han Xiaochuan was drooling in his sleep, dreaming of mesh, black silk, and long legs
At the most critical juncture, Chong Guan was angry and turned red.
In the jade room in the Mud Pill Palace in the depths of his mind, there was a 'click' sound, and a white-bearded old man who looked like an arctic immortal floated out.
Holding a golden scroll in his hand, the scroll has three silver characters of "Heavenly Strategy".
This kind old man was about to open the heavenly strategy in his hand with a smile and guide Han Xiaochuan to complete enlightenment.
Unexpectedly, a white mysterious thing, like a meteor, rose from the dark void into the sky, like a scarab in the dark night, so bright and dazzling.
Whistling, impartial, and hitting the golden scroll with a 'bang'.
The white-bearded old fairy suddenly changed color and reached out to grab it, but it was too late.
A flash of gold!
The scroll slowly opened.
Han Xiaochuan saw a few big silver characters. "Comprehend the laws of heaven and earth!"
In the dark void, Han Xiaochuan's dream-like voice sounded: "The laws of heaven and earth? Isn't this just a natural phenomenon of nature?
Is it still necessary to understand such a simple question?
The sun can only rise in the east, fish can only live in water, birds fly in the sky, and people walk on the earth...... All the laws of nature are the laws of heaven and earth. ”
As soon as the words fell, Han Xiaochuan suddenly felt that at the core of his brain, there seemed to be a 'rattling' sound, and something was opened. A powerful panic suddenly descended in the depths of his mind.
The skylight of the jade room has been opened.
The white-bearded old man was stunned, this is the correct enlightenment, this situation will occur.
Comprehending the laws of heaven and earth, such a difficult problem, this guy actually eats and drinks water to comprehend correctly.
But immediately, the golden scroll flashed with golden light, and a few big words slowly appeared again: "Modify the Law of Heaven and Earth......"
This is a phrase that shows incomplete enlightenment.
If it is fully displayed, it is 'Modify the laws of heaven and earth!' ’
The white-bearded old man turned his head to look at the display on the scroll, and his face suddenly changed: "It's over, it's over, something is wrong!" The heavenly machine is tainted and disordered.
I didn't pinch the right time to come to this land, how is this good? This is going to cause chaos in the world. ”
The father-in-law of the land was so frightened that his soul was not possessed, and his words of sincere fear just fell. The Heavenly Machine Scheme closed under a volume, and slowly opened again.
So, Han Xiaochuan saw the rows of comprehension requests above,
One; Recognize the birth and end of life.
Two; Discover the true meaning of love.
Three; Push the limits of the human body.
Four; Absorb the purple qi from the east and comprehend the mystery of heaven and earth giving birth to all things.
When all four are displayed, it seems that there is no intention to stop.
But there was a 'click' in the sky, and a purple lightning bolt was struck, and the heavenly machine flashed golden, dimmed, and quieted.
At the same time, Han Xiaochuan felt a 'clang' in the depths of his brain and the sound of the window closing.
My heart trembled: Pan Meiren's clothes pole don't fall, it hits the head of the Ximen official, and the future history of the other world will be changed because of this smash.
The skylight of the jade room was actually struck by lightning and shut.
Then how to sense the cultivation of heaven and earth aura?
But in an instant, he roared angrily: "Father-in-law of the land! You didn't mean to cheat me, didn't you pinch me at any time.
It's clearly here to see the strange, hehe! I haven't seen black silk with long legs, an old and indecent thing. ”
The father-in-law of the land blushed, and he actually slipped away in a panic, and he was so embarrassed that he lost one of his slippers.
In the pitch-black space, only Han Xiaochuan roared angrily.
"Whew! Bombarding the heavens, this cannon is so terrifying!
From the dream to the outside of the dream, through the void, and flew into the uncle's mud pill palace.
This Nima is Ultraman with satellite navigation and high-precision strikes.
This kind of strange thing can only fool the silly white sweetness of the other world.
Lao Tzu is a high-IQ science and engineering man who studies quantum mechanics, what are you kidding with me? ”
Just kidding!
God wants a science and engineering man, 'Enlightening the birth and end of life', isn't it just to watch a pregnant woman give birth, and it is also a difficult tocitocia.
This is what happened that night when Han Xiaochuan's soul passed through.
This is destined to be a great moment.
In the spring of the 38th year of Jingfeng in the Southern Liang Era, the place of occurrence was in the Nanliang Kingdom of the Yanshang Continent, and Hanjiazhuang, Luoyi City, Dazhou County.
Luoyi City is a huge ancient city located in the middle of the Daliang Mountain Range.
The Han family's compound is at the foot of Daliang Mountain.
It belongs to one of the four wealthy families in Luoyi City.
Han Xiaochuan was very skeptical about the origin of this body.
On the surface, he was an abandoned baby picked up from outside by a monk elder of the Han family.
However, he was raised like a younger brother by the daughter of the patriarch.
Han Xiang Danzi, the daughter of the head of the Han family, is beautiful and beautiful, and Zhong Lingyu is beautiful.
and Li Xiaoying, a beautiful girl from another big family surnamed Li in Luoyi City, and called Luoyi a double unique.
The two girls are both glamorous and incomprehensible, stunners who bring disaster to the country and the people.
This name also has a origin. specially invited a great talent from Luoyi City, a master of Confucianism.
Han Xiang Danzi, which means fragrant Danzi.
On the day of her birth, the room was filled with incense, and the strange fragrance was intoxicating, and there was a smell of alchemist's Dan fragrance in it.
Hence the name!
The daughter of a noble patriarch willing to raise an abandoned baby picked up by the roadside?
Moreover, Han Xiang Danzi is only three years older than Han Xiaochuan.
It means that Han Xiang Danzi began to raise him when he was three years old, which is simply nonsense.
When she still needs to be taken care of, she will take on the responsibility of being a mother and a sister?
The high-IQ science and engineering man from the earth is so easy to fool, this logic can't stand scrutiny.
It's just that thanks to the careful protection of this stunning beauty, who is also a mother and a sister, she will not starve to death, or be beaten to death by the sons and young masters of the Han family.
This time, it was also a last resort to stay away from Luoyi City and go to the Imperial City of Hojing, which was three thousand miles away, to be a midwife.
Don't go again......
will be forcibly dragged by Han Shan, the son of the head of the Han family, to a female beggar in Luoyi City to perform the candle night in the cave room on the spot.
A group of sons and brothers are bored.
changed tricks to humiliate Han Xiaochuan.
I can't afford to provoke it, I can't beat it, and it just so happened that Tianjice gave enlightenment instructions, so I only found my sister and took a private house of two hundred taels of silver, and ran away with oil on the soles of my feet.
Furthermore, to understand the birth and end of life, only by being a midwife can you have a chance.
To open a midwifery, of course, it is best to stay away from Luoyi City.
If such a bad thing spreads, the head of the Han family guarantees that he will be furious.
If not, I'm afraid that the next day, Han Shan will have to bring someone over and smash it to pieces.
Then he was forcibly dragged back by a group of young masters of the second goods, and married the female beggar.
This account will be remembered by Han Shan and his gang first!