Chapter 82: Help be a little golden boy
There were two jobs at this time, and my cousin was very happy.
He had planned to come to the shop and ask me to do a ritual for him, because that ritual would require a little golden boy.
Among the people he knows, I am the only one who has no partner.
I'm determined not to do this kind of thing.
The last time I helped him be a little golden boy, I was also tapped on the shoulder by a dead old man.
My three-flavor true fire was extinguished, but fortunately, Lao Tzu's life was great, plus my blood was changed by my grandmother, and after raising it for a while, my three-flavor true fire was complete again.
But I'm getting older, and I'm dealing with this kind of thing a lot, and my personality will naturally change.
So I basically wouldn't go without touching this kind of thing.
It's okay to sweep the house, at least you don't have to touch this kind of filthy thing. Even if you do, you don't have to confront them.
But this is a zombie after all, if you can, it's better not to touch it.
"I'm not going, I still have to help this big brother with this matter. If you want to be busy, you can be busy first, and when you are done, I estimate that I will get the address given to me by Young Master Chen, and I will locate and send it to you when the time comes, and you can come over and take over this big brother's affairs at that time. ”
Speech is also obvious.
Even if it's the guest in front of me, I try not to mess with their family.
These things can be done by my cousin alone, and I don't need them.
"That's not good, come with me, I'm still short of a little golden boy. It's a big deal, so hurry up. ”
My cousin said he couldn't help me, so he just got started.
I was dragged out of the agency by him, and it took a lot of effort for me to break free from his hands.
"I'm really not going, there's so much going on here." I waved my hand.
"Half of you!"
I shook my head.
"You're seven, I'm three!"
I was stunned.
It doesn't seem to be that easy to deal with.
After all, when it comes to money before, my cousin usually won't back down.
"What the hell is going on?" I looked at him a little confused.
When I said that, I felt something was wrong with me.
Isn't that what it means to help?
I should have slapped myself in the face!
"yes, didn't you know it when you watched it in the past? Come with me! Get in the car, I'll drive you there, soon. ”
I followed my cousin into the car, and it didn't take long for me to arrive at the family's house.
As soon as I entered the house, I sensed that something was wrong.
It doesn't seem to be because someone died in the family.
Normally, when someone dies in the family, relatives and friends gather around the room.
Even in the city, the rules are the same.
It's just that there is no talk of stopping the coffin for three days in the city, and the coffin will be sent directly to the crematorium and burned to ashes.
However, future generations will still keep filial piety in the house where the old man lived until seven days later.
Since there are more people in the family, there is enough yang energy.
But I didn't expect that I felt unwell at the door of a house.
It's not the first time I've felt this way, so I'm pretty sure the inside of this house is unclean.
"Do you feel something?" My cousin turned back to me and asked.
He is no longer the cynical and unscrupulous look.
Instead, a serious face.
I nodded slightly.
The wind was gusting in the house, and goosebumps all over my body stood on end.
Before I could take a closer look at the atmosphere, my cousin had already taken me inside.
"Don't meddle in things, we're here to help with a ritual, and we'll leave when we're done. We don't care about anything else, they don't give much money anyway. ”
My cousin turned around and whispered to me as he walked ahead.
I'm just here to be a little golden boy, at most I just help them set up a formation and help them hold the sails, and I don't care about other things.
As long as the money arrives.
But it's strange to say.
After following my cousin through the door, a man in their family turned to look at the two of us.
This person seems to be the eldest son, and the filial piety he wears on his head is different from that of others, and at a glance you can see that his status is extraordinary.
Generally, when this situation occurs, and someone dies in the family during the Chinese New Year, it is difficult to find Mr. Yin Yang to help them deal with things.
So I will say two good words to Mr. Yin Yang and give a red envelope.
Naturally, he didn't miss us in the red envelope, but his face was not good-looking.
"Just help us do a ritual, and when you're done, let's leave."
The eldest son speaks to us in a commanding tone.
I frowned slightly, perhaps because I was young and vigorous, and I was very unhappy at this time.
My cousin could see it, too, but he just reached out and patted me on the thigh, signaling me to leave nothing alone.
Taking the red envelope, I stood in the middle of the coffin.
Compared with sweeping the house, this kind of funeral is just a piece of cake for us.
"Help me set up a formation, I'll do a ritual, and we'll leave when we're done. There's something waiting for us in the store. My cousin said.
I didn't give him too many expressions, just took a charcoal pencil, wrapped around the coffin and started drawing.
After the painting, I placed the sail with me on the side of the coffin.
In fact, it should be placed on top of the coffin, but because of the respect for the deceased, and because the eldest son does not seem to be a good stubble.
I don't want to cause trouble.
Anyway, he doesn't seem to understand anything, and he will have to explain it when the time comes, which I think is troublesome.
See everything is ready on my side.
My cousin lit the incense and began to recite words in his mouth.
The so-called practices are just for future generations to see.
A man's death is like a lamp going out, and in our line of business, a man's death is death.
No matter what you do, it is better to make the old people happy before they die.
I know what my cousin is going to do.
I've read in books before, it's called Breaking Hell.
Let future generations see it, and feel that their dead family members can live better below.
Sure enough, my cousin took the peachwood sword and began to babble and hum.
What he sings, no one understands.
Everyone just followed his instructions and steps and began to move around.
"Facing east, the coffin begins."
Hearing this, everyone hurriedly looked towards the location of the door.
Seeing that everyone had their backs to his cousin, he walked up to the old lady's coffin and bowed slightly.
I could see my cousin's face, and he had some regret on his face.
I didn't quite understand this until the coffin lid was closed.
The sky outside has changed.
The speed of this change is very fast, and I know that something is going to happen.
I couldn't help but shudder at the thought of this.
At the same time, a gust of wind hung in from outside the door, blowing down the goldfish bowl placed in the large courtyard.
The goldfish bowl is broken, and the eldest son is about to go out.
The cousin angrily rebuked: "Stop! ”
The eldest son paused.