Volume 1 Rebirth of Luoxia Chapter 84 The Abominable Monkey
Su Ruxue stuck out her tongue and said stupidly: "I didn't want to be discovered by you." ”
"Then can I still call you Xiaolin in the future?" Su Ruxue's beautiful eyes rippled, and she raised her head and asked.
"Why not, you can call if you want." Lin Dongjiu put his hands behind his head, and he didn't care.
"Hee-hee!"
Su Ruxue took the initiative to take Lin Dongjiu's arm and asked happily: "Xiaolin, then tell me about it, why do we have to go in the opposite direction?" ”
Lin Dongjiu explained with a smile: "I was afraid that she would come over and cause trouble, so I deliberately took the wrong road just now." ”
Su Ruxue was puzzled: "Then how can you be sure that she will follow that wrong path?" ”
Lin Dongjiu replied: "You think, it is very difficult for the formation mage to calculate the direction of the formation eye, not to mention the moving formation eye, and the compass in my hand is not an ordinary compass, it can directly point out the direction of the formation eye."
I heard that this array plate was handed down by Elder Xu Ming's ancestors, anyway, it is very precious, he can rest assured that he can lend it to me, I haven't thanked him yet.
Any array mage who has seen this compass should be able to see that it is not bad, and she will definitely think that I relied on the compass to follow the map, so I deliberately let her see my compass and make her think that the path I took before was the right one.
Even if she found out that the path was wrong halfway through, I had already got the last formation flag in my hands at that time. ”
Little stars popped out of Su Ruxue's eyes, and she exclaimed, "So you are so smart!" ”
Lin Dongjiu said speechlessly: "Brother has always been so smart, it's just that your little stupid brain has never found out." Hurry up, and it will be troublesome for her to chase her back later. ”
"Good!"
In this way, the two soon found the trace of the golden retriever monkey again.
In front of them was a mountain of monkeys, on which hundreds of monkeys could be seen clutching vines and swinging.
The strange thing is that not only in the forest, but also in a clearing not far away, there are hundreds of monkeys wearing human clothes, holding swords, guns, swords and halberds that they have snatched from nowhere, learning human moves and practicing in style.
Seeing this bizarre scene in front of him at night, Lin Dongjiu thought that he had come to Huaguo Mountain, and couldn't help but sigh that even the monkeys in this immortal cultivation world were different from the monkeys on the earth.
He thought that it might be because of the aura that this group of monkeys opened their minds and became monkey spirits.
The monkey with the flag was lying on a branch, watching the monkeys practice with relish.
Lin Dongjiu took out the sword and was about to go out to reason with the monkey head, Su Ruxue hurriedly pulled Lin Dongjiu back and whispered:
"Xiao Lin, you're crazy, haven't you heard of the prestige of the Monkey Legion of the Burial Dragon Mountain?"
"What, what?"
Lin Dongjiu was stunned, what the hell is this monkey army?
Su Ruxue repeated it seriously: "It's the Burial Dragon Mountain Monkey Army!" ”
"Hahaha..."
Lin Dongjiu couldn't hold back his laughter, and said slowly:
"Then tell me how powerful this monkey army is."
"Don't laugh, these monkeys are really powerful."
Su Ruxue said solemnly: "The reason why this group of monkeys are called legions is entirely because they are well-trained, specializing in robbing immortal cultivators who come to the Burial Dragon Mountain Range to explore in groups, and the clothes they wear and the weapons they hold in their hands are all snatched from immortal cultivators.
Not only that, but they also imitate humans and are proficient in all kinds of moves, and ordinary immortal cultivators are no match for them at all. If you go over so rashly, it will be difficult to get the formation flag, and you will be beaten by this group of monkeys. ”
Lin Dongjiu's smile froze there, if it was really as Su Ruxue said, he killed it unprepared, one or two monkeys were okay to say, hundreds of monkeys together he was really enough to fight.
"It's not a way to do it, it seems that the only way to outwit it is to do it!"
Lin Dongjiu thought for a while and said to the system: "System, I want to buy a few bananas." ”
"What quality of banana does the host need? There are bananas in the mall for hosts to choose from..."
"Get me the cheapest one!"
It's just a matter of buying a few bananas as bait, and what quality do you pay attention to, do you want to buy the best ones for the monkeys to be happy?
It's funny enough!
Lin Dongjiu took out the banana he had just bought, bought another rope to tie the beast, made a simple trap and threw it over.
He made a noise to catch the monkey's attention, and when the monkey saw the banana, he ran over to him.
Lin Dongjiu smiled secretly, a monkey is a monkey, as long as it is greedy for this banana, it will be tied up by the beast rope, and then it can be reeled.
But instead of picking up the banana, the monkey sprinkled urine on it, apparently the ordinary banana did not appeal to it at all.
It pouted its red monkey butt in the direction where Lin Dongjiu was hiding, twisted it vigorously, and then ran back to the tree with a disdainful face.
"This abominable monkey!"
Lin Dongjiu's face suddenly fell, it seemed that this monkey had already discovered him, and he didn't take him seriously at all, and after seeing through his tricks, he humiliated him.
"System, bring me the most expensive banana!"
Lin Dongjiu still doesn't believe it, since ordinary bananas can't attract it, then the best quality!
"Congratulations to the host for the successful purchase, get the ambergris overlord banana ×1, and spend 1000 attention points!"
"It's a little expensive, next time I buy something, you must quote first, but you can't let me make this kind of low-level mistake again."
Lin Dongjiu wanted to scold his mother in his heart, so he could only take out the ambergris overlord banana, he wanted to see what this banana looked like and could be sold for a thousand attention points.
This banana looks no different from an ordinary banana, except that its size is several times larger than an ordinary banana, which can be said to be like holding a watermelon.
But the banana itself exuded a strange fragrance, and as soon as this banana came out, countless monkeys looked back, and the drill team immediately rioted.
Seeing this, the monkey head holding the formation flag jumped down, got up and howled a few times, and the team suddenly quieted down.
The monkey head smelled the fragrance and drooled greedily, but it didn't move, but stared at Lin Dongjiu's hiding place vigilantly, as if waiting for Lin Dongjiu to come out to see it.
Su Ruxue looked at the banana, then at the monkey's head, and muttered:
"I didn't expect this monkey to be the head of the regiment."
Lin Dongjiu looked at the big baby in his hand with some reluctance, not to mention that this banana had a fatal attraction to monkeys, even he coveted it.
The aroma of the bananas was so fragrant that even he could smell it and feel like the worms were stirring in his body, and if he were allowed to take a bite, he could go a week without eating.
And when Lin Dongjiu thought that such a precious banana was actually going to be fed to a splashing monkey, he suddenly felt that his heart was dripping blood.
It's simply,
The more I think about it, the more angry I get!
The monkey waved the array flag in the direction of Lin Dongjiu, dancing with his hands and making a whining sound in his mouth.
The meaning was already obvious, it knew that Lin Dongjiu wanted this thing in its hand, and it also wanted bananas, and wanted to make a peaceful deal with Lin Dongjiu.
Lin Dongjiu immediately understood, he also had this idea, but he didn't expect the monkey head to take the initiative to offer a trade, which really made him overjoyed, so it couldn't be better!
Who would have thought that Lin Dongjiu hadn't even stood up straight, and he hadn't even taken half a step on his feet, and more than ten ice cubes shot out of the grass opposite him one after another, breaking the beautiful picture of peaceful coexistence between humans and animals.
Bingling made a perfect arc in the air, forming a circle around the monkey in unison, trapping the monkey head in it.
Immediately afterwards, a white streamer flew out, and the array flag that wrapped around the monkey's hand flew back again.
"Oh, I'll rub it, it's that little girl's skin, it's really annoying me!"
Lin Dongjiu directly sacrificed the pain mask, so angry that he wanted to tie Hua Yueyao to a tree and smoke her for three days and three nights.
Hua Yueyao still walked out unhurriedly, and when she saw Lin Dongjiu, her cunning eyes were a little proud.
She snapped the banner and heard a rumbling sound between heaven and earth, and the fog that enveloped the deepest part of the Burial Dragon Mountain Range dissipated like a low tide.
The fog dissipated, the east was white, and now there was less than a stick of incense before the hour, and the large array arranged by the Fengyin Gate was finally broken.
However, Lin Dongjiu couldn't be happy, resisted the urge to vomit blood, took a deep breath and said:
"This will allow you to find the position of the formation eye, I am convinced! Before, I questioned your ability, but now it seems that I underestimated you, you are simply more powerful than the formation elders of our sect! ”
"Don't dare to be, I came into contact with the formation at the age of five, and became a junior formation mage at the age of ten, what I am best at is searching for the formation eye."
Hua Yueyao responded lightly, but her cold eyes exuded eagerness, and her attitude changed from before:
"I don't know if this fellow Daoist can lend me the compass in your hand, Yueyao will be grateful, and it is not impossible to have a light meal with Daoist friends and talk about the way of the formation."
"I didn't praise you! Eldest sister! ”
Lin Dongjiu wanted to cry without tears, he understood that this Hua Yueyao was not a normal person, she was a complete narcissist.
Make no mistake!
Who is going to eat with you!
It's a great honor to have a meal with you!
Be all abroad!
Lin Dongjiu looked at the monkey head and the monkey army behind it, and swallowed silently.
The attacked monkey head exploded all over its body, and its eyes flashed with a fierce light when it looked at Lin Dongjiu, as if it had been deceived by humans and made it suffer great shame.
The monkey army behind it was even more ready to go, all with fierce faces, just waiting for the monkey head to give an order, they could drown Lin Dongjiu and them in the sea of monkeys and take the lives of a few people.
Lin Dongjiu gritted his teeth, pulled out Su Ruxue, and said fiercely to Hua Yueyao:
"She is the daughter of our sect master, now that the great array has been broken, you quickly take her back to the sect master, and I will naturally lend you the compass after I make sure she is safe."
"Let's go!"
If Lin Dongjiu hadn't been there because Su Ruxue was still there, he wouldn't have bothered to wipe Hua Yueyao's buttocks, and he would have slipped away a long time ago.
Hua Yueyao didn't seem to realize the seriousness of the matter, or didn't care what the monkeys would do to her.
Perhaps, there is strength like this.
But Lin Dongjiu didn't think so, he hadn't seen Hua Yueyao make a move, who knew if she was the opponent of these hundreds of monkeys, he wouldn't put his life in the hands of strangers.
"Deal!"
Her attention was on Lin Dongjiu's compass, and after hearing Lin Dongjiu's promise, she was even more happy, and she was about to leave with Su Ruxue.
Su Ruxue huffed angrily: "Lin Dongjiu, you bastard, you want to stay alone, you want to escape with us!" ”
"You can't outrun this group of monkeys, I'll stay here and drag them"
Lin Dongjiu smiled and said: "Don't worry, it's not that you don't know my escape methods, the red clothes of the Demon Palace can't keep me, let alone a group of monkeys." ”
At this point, Su Ruxue snorted twice, and had to follow Hua Yueyao to leave first, leaving Lin Dongjiu alone to face the monkey army.
Seeing that the two women had run away, the monkey head immediately roared, and the monkey army frantically rushed towards Lin Dongjiu after receiving the order.
Seeing the mighty army of monkeys rushing over, Lin Dongjiu pulled out the blue light sword and waved it a few times.
I saw a few flashes of sword light, and the big treasure in his hand was immediately cut into hundreds of pieces.
"Brother Monkey, what happened just now is indeed our fault, please enjoy the freshly cut bananas, you're welcome!"
"Hey... Ay... Everyone is a civilized monkey, don't do it..."