Chapter Eighty-Six: Defenseless
After being sad for a while, Concubine Xian's mood stabilized and wiped away the remaining tears from the corners of her eyes with a silk handkerchief.
"Two poor babies, they have suffered too much!"
Rong Fei was slightly stunned, because Concubine Xian's words were said in the Danzhou dialect.
The old man was still tempting.
I can't remember anything before the age of eight, and I won't forget the hometown dialect that is deep in my bones.
Rong Fei did not inherit the memory of the original owner of this body, and naturally he would not use the Danzhou dialect. But there is Ji Rouer, an authentic native of Dunzhou, around him. After living together for ten years, even fools can learn almost the same.
"The heavens will descend on the people, and they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skins, and act chaotically, so they are tempted to endure and benefit what they can't."
Rong Fei also responded in the authentic standard of the Danzhou dialect.
This time, it made Concubine Xian stunned for a long time.
Although there is Confucianism in this world, there are no Confucian five sages, and naturally no one knows that Mencius was born in sorrow and died in peace.
Concubine Xian has read the works of the Confucian sages and the classics of the princes, and has had a lot of contact with the Confucianism who is responsible for teaching the prince and the princes and princesses.
Concubine Xian rummaged through her memories and confirmed that she had never seen or heard this passage. And Rong Fei is too young and not known for Confucianism, so it should not be from his hands.
Later, find an opportunity to consult a certain great Confucian, and ask whether this passage is from the work of that saint, and I must read it carefully.
Rong Fei felt that his body was getting more and more itchy, and took advantage of Concubine Xian's distraction to scratch a few times through her clothes.
"Good boy, I didn't embarrass our people in Danzhou, he is a good seedling."
Putting aside irrelevant matters for the time being, Concubine Xian praised Rong Fei with a smile.
After a while, a waiter knocked on the door to inform the kitchen that the wine and food had been prepared, and Concubine Xian did not shy away from pulling Rong Fei up and walking side by side.
When they came to the courtyard, the queen and Ji Rouer also happened to come out.
The queen couldn't help but feel puzzled when she saw Concubine Xian pulling Rong Fei with a smile on her face.
Could it be that I was thinking too much about it, and my mother didn't notice the strangeness?
Zhu Leyao's heart is a different feeling.
It seems that my mother is very satisfied with Rong Fei!
Zhu Leyao's face blushed again, and when she felt that her face was hot, she hurriedly lowered her head, and her eyes didn't dare to look at Rong Fei more.
Ji Rou'er smiled at Rong Fei and bowed slightly, indicating that I believe in you.
Just now, the queen just asked about Rong Fei and the two of them when they lived in Fencheng, but did not directly point out that she wanted to call Rong Fei as a concubine.
Concubine Xian naturally won't say it directly.
Rong Fei once said that the higher the status, the more roundabout it is to speak and do things, so that even if something is wrong, there is room for turnaround.
But thinking about Rong Fei's intelligence, he must have guessed the purpose of Concubine Xian.
I didn't see Rong Fei's body writhing from time to time, and his eyes were a little fluttering, looking uncomfortable.
Concubine Xian's face was kind and happy, the queen's face was puzzled, Ji Rou'er's face was confident and proud, Zhu Leyao could see the red clouds on her face even if she lowered her head, and Hou San was mysterious.
The expressions of several people are completely different, Rao is good at observing words and colors, and Rong Fei is also a little incomprehensible.
The two little ones finally seized the opportunity to get close to Rong Fei, and ran over with cheers and pulled his sleeves to listen to the story.
The queen's face sank and she was about to open her mouth to reprimand, but she was stopped by Concubine Xian.
"It's rare for a family to have a lively meal together, so let the two of them be presumptuous for a day."
"Yes, Mother."
The queen had no choice but to bow down and answer the order, but the doubts in her heart were deeper.
Family?
Could it be that the plan was successful, how did Rong Fei do it?
Zhu Leyao is also very sensitive to the three words 'family', her head hangs lower when she hears the words, and her delicate chin is about to touch the peaks on her chest.
Ji Rou'er smiled coldly in her heart, thinking that Concubine Xian had started to play outposts and ambush pens. It's a pity, it's all wishful thinking.
Concubine Xian asked the kitchen to prepare dishes in the style of Xuanzhou, and at her suggestion, everyone ignored the red tape and sat around a round table to eat and chat.
During the banquet, Concubine Xian kept serving dishes to Rong Fei and Ji Rou'er, but she didn't eat much.
The queen looked at the table full of Danzhou-style dishes thoughtfully, and Zhu Leyao lowered her head and picked up the white rice in the bowl without saying a word.
Rong Fei felt more and more itchy on his body, but he was embarrassed to scratch in front of so many royal ladies, so he could only hold on while praying in his heart that the meal would be finished quickly.
finally managed to help everyone put down their chopsticks, and Rong Fei couldn't wait to leave on the grounds of heavy official duties.
Concubine Xian didn't do anything to keep it, and told a few words to pay attention to her body, don't work too hard, and after entering the palace to sit and sit when she has time, she let the two leave.
Walking out of the palace gate, Rong Fei pulled Ji Rouer into a secluded alley, scratching his arms and chest, and asked Ji Rouer to help him scratch his back.
When she was in Fencheng, Ji Rouer would often help Rong Fei scratch the itch on his back. When Ji Rouer's back is itchy, she will also let Rong Fei scratch her through her clothes. Such intimate behavior is normal between two people.
But now it's not at home, it's outside, and although there is no one in the alley now, maybe someone will pass by in a while.
Ji Rou'er felt a little shy with a thin skin, but seeing that Rong Fei's expression was really itchy and uncomfortable, she looked left and right to make sure that no one was passing by, and hurriedly scratched her clothes a few times.
"It's not cool through the clothes, lift the clothes and scratch them, write quickly, and scratch me to death."
Rong Fei shouted.
Ji Rouer pinched the soft flesh on Rong Fei's waist hatefully, but in exchange for Rong Fei's comfortable cry.
Lecher!
Quietly scolding in her heart, Ji Rouer could only helplessly pull Rong Fei's shirt down, exposing her shoulders and half of her back.
"Yikes! How can there be many rashes? ”
ripped off his shirt, but saw that Rong Fei's back and shoulders were covered with many pink rashes, especially near the armpits, and he looked a little crazy in dense.
"Ah, do you have a rash, I said how it hurts to scratch so badly. Did you bring any medicine, wipe it for me. ”
Rong Fei shouted uncomfortably.
"Who went to the palace to the banquet and specially brought the ointment to remove the rash."
Ji Rouer patted Rong Fei lightly and said.
"It's quite comfortable, a few more hits, make a little harder."
Rong Fei twisted his body and said.
"Oops~ Don't look at indecent things... Don't look at indecent things... The world is going down... The world is going down! ”
An old man in a Confucian shirt passed by the entrance of the alley, and after catching a glimpse of Rong Fei and Ji Rou'er, he immediately pointed at the two of them angrily and scolded.
After all, Rong Fei is also a person who wants face, seeing that he was bumped into by someone in an ugly state, he was embarrassed to stop, put on his clothes and pulled Ji Rouer away with a smoke.
"Gurgle... Giggle..."
Ji Rouer was very happy, laughing all the way.
"Laugh, laugh hard, and in a moment the eggs will be laid. Giggle..."
Rong Fei shouted as he ran to learn the sound of the old hen laying eggs.
"Okay, okay, don't laugh. To be serious, if you try to spread the spiritual power all over your body, you may be able to alleviate some of it. ”
Ji Rouer proposed.
Rong Fei couldn't wait to give himself a slap when he heard this, how could he forget that he was also a monk now, a person with spiritual power, but he had been scratching for so long in vain, so he hurriedly used his spiritual power.
With the operation of spiritual power, the cool and refreshing feeling spread throughout the body, and the rash all over the body quickly disappeared.
Rong Fei couldn't help but scream.
"Ah~ cool!"
"Phew, Dengzi, don't make that kind of sound."
Ji Rou'er scolded with a red face, and then remembered something.
"Did you eat tapioca flour?"
"Oh, no. It's not like I don't know I'm allergic to that thing, how could I... Oh, you're a virtuous concubine, but you designed it. What a powerful old woman, the means of temptation are a mixture of light and dark, and it is impossible to prevent it. ”
Rong Fei patted his head and shouted in a sudden realization.
Ji Rou'er looked thoughtful when she heard this, and said after a while.
"No wonder Concubine Xian kept giving us two vegetables just now, but she didn't move a mouthful of it, it turned out that she added tapioca flour to the dish. But how does she know that you get a rash when you eat tapioca flour, and if she doesn't eat vegetables, is she just like you? This is even more strange, why did Concubine Xian do this? What does this have to do with recruiting horses? ”
"Recruiting horses? What kind of recruiting horses? ”
Rong Fei asked suspiciously.
"Humph! Pretend to be stupid, don't say you didn't see what the idea of the concubine and the queen was fighting. Or are you tempted? ”
Ji Rou'er narrowed her eyes, raised her fist and asked in a weird way.
In the face of Ji Rou'er's intimidation, Rong Fei blinked his eyes and his brain was running rapidly.
"Oh! Oh oh oh..."
Rong Fei suddenly pointed at Ji Rou'er with a strange smile, and when he saw Ji Rou'er rolling up his sleeves with angry eyebrows, he hurriedly withdrew his finger and sneered.
"Although my son, Yushu is in the wind and is only eight buckets high, but it has not reached the point of letting the princess stick upside down, Sister Rou, you think too much. Actually, Concubine Xian asked me to enter the palace today because..."
Immediately, Rong Fei told Emperor Yan Zhu Sheng's plan and informed Ji Rou'er.
"There's definitely not too much tapioca flour added to the dish, otherwise I would have tasted it. It stands to reason that after spiritual training, your body will be much stronger than before, and a small amount of tapioca flour will not cause you such a serious rash. ”
Ji Rouer analyzed.
"Before, in Concubine Xian's house, I also ate a lot of snacks."
Rong Fei recalled.
"Well, that makes sense. The fact that you get a rash when you eat tapioca flour is known only to your master, my master, and me in the whole world, and it is absolutely impossible for Concubine Xian to know. But if she uses tapioca flour to test you, there's only one possibility. It's that Concubine Xian, including her relatives, has the same physique as you. ”
"That's how it should be."
After listening to Ji Rouer's analysis, Rong Fei nodded in approval.
"So, you're really the nephew of Concubine Xian?"
"How is it possible, how can there be such a coincidence in the world."
"Your surname is Rong, and you have the same physique as Concubine Xian's family, and the evidence is conclusive, so you have to deny it. In this way, you and Her Royal Highness the princess are cousins, and if you recruit them as concubines again, wouldn't it be kissing and kissing, and being happy. ”
"Is Sister Rou jealous? Otherwise, we will cook raw rice tonight, and not leave the slightest chance for some people with ill intentions. ”
"I've never locked the door, it's just that some people don't have the guts."
Ji Rou'er's demeanor changed suddenly, and she said in a coquettish voice with silky eyes.
Rong Fei's momentum suddenly leaked, took a step back, and said in a bit of a panic.
"I promised Qi Langzhong that I would never think crookedly until you turned twenty, otherwise... Otherwise..."
"Otherwise, what, obviously I have no heart, but I still blame everything on the master."
"Who do you say is guts!"
Rong Fei yelled angrily.
"Prove it to me."
"You, you, you... You wait for me! ”