Chapter 17: A Stuffy Stick
Wu Shan saw the move, saw the river building a bridge, sometimes itchy hands, suddenly punched, some anger, and arrived at the cloud forest sky dark, overturning the tragic and gorgeous end between heaven and earth.
After Yue Qingyao waited until Yun Lin left, she was a little idle, and there were still two or three days before the end of the lunar affair, and with the lessons of the previous experience, she didn't dare to continue cultivating casually.
If something goes wrong, and Yunlin's guy is not around, she is really worried that there will be villains like Yun Zuodong, which will be unfavorable to herself.
As soon as she thought of it, Yunlin's guy, Yue Qingyao was angry, cursed in her mouth, chattered out of the yard, and went to the street to buy a lot of dishes, fruits, and vegetable seeds.
What could have been done yesterday, but I ran into the color embryo Yun Zuodong, and there was a fight, which was considered a draw, the sword qi in the body was exhausted, and the pain of menstruation was added, so I slept directly until it was dark, and after drinking the brown sugar water boiled by Yunlin, my stomach eased a lot.
Thinking of the brown sugar water that Yun Lin cooked for herself last night, Yue Qingyao actually had some expectations in her heart, but soon, she chattered and scolded Yun Lin.
Knowing that he is uncomfortable, he is still running around, and he doesn't know how to boil brown sugar water for himself to drink, the selfish guy has only himself in his heart.
When the old lady is done, I will not give you a hard time.
In one day, in addition to going to the craftsman to fix the crumbling door that could not be closed, Yue Qingyao spent the rest of the time tinkering with the chowder vegetable garden that she had opened up, weeding the seeds, watering and fertilizing, and finally doing it on the floor next to the garden, smirking with satisfaction, wiping the sweat oozing from her forehead, as if she had seen the bright green vegetables in the vegetable garden, the abundant melons and fruits, and the vibrant scene.
When it was getting dark, there was the sound of heavy stumbling footsteps outside the courtyard.
Yue Qingyao, who was originally smiling, instantly had a cold look on her little face, good guy, dead bastard, for a whole day, without saying hello, I still know that I will come back!
Yue Qingyao's eyes moved, she quickly got up, picked up a wooden stick in the corner, ran behind the courtyard gate, and waited for the courtyard gate to be pushed open, and the figure of the bastard entered the courtyard, and she had already thought of a statement in her heart.
Yun Lin rubbed his face and nose, like Yue Qingyao, he cursed Wu Dahan all the way, scolding, chattering, turning his head from time to time, snorting, spitting out a mouthful of blood mixed with white foam, and cursing more and more.
It's said that beating people doesn't slap their faces, Wu Dahan, aren't you jealous of the peerless appearance of labor and management?
The heart is dark, and the means are tragic, so ah, look at you, how old are you, half of your body is buried under the loess, you are still an old bachelor, you will not pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, who can be blamed, you deserve it!!
Yunlin was like this, from the place where Wu Shan couldn't see himself, he scolded all the way, his body swayed, and finally saw the courtyard he was familiar with from a distance.
Yun Lin's face was full of bitterness and anger, and finally showed a warm and gentle smile.
Wu Dahan, look at it, come and see, you stare at your dog eyes and come and see, labor and management are people who have a lamp for me, envy, jealousy and hate!
Alas, think about it, you are also pitiful, forget it, who called me a good heart, don't worry about you, go home, my daughter-in-law is still waiting for me, Yunlin couldn't help but walk a lot brisker.
It's just that before he reached the gate of the courtyard, Yun Lin yawned inexplicably, cold war, and a gust of wind blew, which made Yun Lin shiver.
Yun Lin began to scold again, Wu Dahan, you really don't deserve pity, then I wish you a lonely life, depressed, and play with birds by yourself!
Yun Lin hesitated, but still stretched out his hand to push open the door, I don't know what Yue Qingyao is doing this day, the menstrual affair is not over, and he can't cultivate, Yun Lin thought of the vegetable garden he saw yesterday, he really couldn't imagine that a dignified young lady would make such a vegetable garden by herself, I don't know, Yue Qingyao is also tinkering with that vegetable garden today.
Yue Qingyao, who was behind the courtyard gate, nervously grabbed the wooden stick in her hand, she was also worried that if she accidentally hit the bastard's head, it would be a bit too much.
If you beat the bastard to death with a stick, you really have to be a widow, and you don't like him in your heart, but it's not good to beat him to death with a stick.
It's just that the more nervous you are, the easier it is to make mistakes and make a mess, seeing Yunlin pushing the door in, Yue Qingyao was full of strength, and swept over with a nervous stick.
A solid bang sounded, Yun Lin was too late to exclaim, and he was suddenly smashed on the bridge of his nose by a wooden stick, and the moment he finally fell, he only felt a familiar stream of heat, surging out, and then it was dark in front of him, and he fell down.
Yue Qingyao was taken aback, she really didn't go to Yunlin's front door, maybe she made a mistake as soon as she was nervous.
Seeing Yun Lin fall down without a sound, Yue Qingyao sobered up a lot, was so frightened that she threw away the wooden stick in her hand, and hurriedly defended herself: "Yun Lin? Why are you? I didn't say anything when I came back, I heard footsteps, and I thought it was Yun Zuodong's color embryo coming, you see, you see, this thing is done, I really didn't mean it. ”
Yun Lin's head was buzzing, but fortunately, at that moment of emergency, his body instinctively shrank back, and he was not smothered in his head by a stick, but the bridge of his nose was still sinned.
Hearing Yue Qingyao's nervous and trembling explanation, Yun Lin was angry, he had been beaten enough today, and as soon as he entered the door when he got home, he was hit by such a sudden sudden, if it wasn't for the emergency, he took a small step back, Yun Lin felt that he really had to explain here today.
Yun Lin's nose was bloody, vague, and he scolded Yue Qingyao in a buzzing voice, not believing it at all, Yue Qingyao's explanation.
"Yue Qingyao, I am your husband and husband, beat me to death, and if you don't dissolve the marriage contract, you will be widowed alive, so you want me to die? Don't tell me, what a messy reason, don't you just watch me disappear all day, and you are angry in your heart, and you want to take revenge on me, I have no opinion, but can you come with a sword and a kick in the open, as for such a dirty sneak, be a thief?! ”
Yue Qingyao stood beside her, explaining indiscriminately, and after thinking about the reason, she was a little unmistaken, she really didn't expect that her stick would be so accurate, knocking on Yun Lin's face and nose.
At this moment, listening to Yun Lin's vague and buzzing scolding, the most important thing is that Yun Lin actually guessed that he was doing it on purpose, which made Yue Qingyao even more speechless.
After coming back to his senses, he said stubbornly: "I really didn't mean it, I really thought that Yun Zuodong's thief was immortal, and he came over again, didn't I come to do that, you are not here, you are not his opponent at all, but you still complain about me."
Yue Qingyao was originally a thief, and her voice changed slightly.
Fortunately, Yun Lin pinched his nose and stood up staggeringly, as if he didn't want to care about it anymore, or believed it a little, waved his hand and said: "Don't talk about this yet, go to the room and get some paper for me, today is really not a good day, I was beaten by Wu Dahan a lot, and I was beaten again when I went home, I provoked whoever provoked me."
Yue Qingyao breathed a sigh of relief, it seemed that Yun Lin seemed to believe it, she was already modest, and hurriedly nodded like a chicken pecking rice, then turned around and went back to the room to find some paper balls for Yun Lin.
Yun Lin pinched his nose, didn't wait long, and plugged his nose with the paper ball handed over by Yue Qingyao, then took away his palm, looked at Yue Qingyao, and saw Yue Qingyao's somewhat evasive eyes, Yun Lin didn't know what was going on?
To be a thief, there is nothing more than this, right?
Yue Qingyao was always guilty in her heart, and she was even more uncomfortable when she was looked at by Yun Lin, but she had to admit that it was a no-brainer, and said stubbornly: "I said, I really didn't mean to hit you in the face...... No, I heard footsteps and thought it was Yun Zuodong! ”
Yun Lin smiled, it wasn't a slap in the face, it was a slap in the face, it was a slap in the face, it was indeed not a slap in the face, it was just an accidental slap in the face, I understand, I'm not stupid.
Yue Qingyao was so angry that she stomped her feet, turned around and went back to the house, and said aggrievedly: "Since you want to think like that, I can't help it, why do you like it."
Yun Lin was a little dumbfounded, looking at Yue Qingyao who had entered the room, admitting a mistake, is it so difficult? I didn't blame her, did you?
sighed helplessly, what kind of reason do you tell women, if you want women to admit their mistakes, do you want to fart?
Yun Lin followed Yue Qingyao into the room, and saw that the door had been repaired, I don't know if Yue Qingyao repaired it herself, or if she found someone else to fix it, but Yun Lin was angry in his heart, so he turned a blind eye and didn't close the door when he entered the room.
Spread out the bedding that had been folded in the morning in the corner, and was just about to lie down, when Yue Qingyao's voice came from the bed: "If you don't close the door, are you going to blow the northwest wind?"
Yunlin's ass had just sat down, so he could only stand up again, close the door, and come back to lie down again.
Yun Lin's muffled voice was silent, obedient and obedient, let Yue Qingyao, who was lying on the bed, trying to hide the guilt in her heart, was more and more guilty in her heart, and after waiting for a while, her voice softened a lot: "Is your nose still bleeding, isn't it in the way?"
Yun Lin didn't bother to take care of Yue Qingyao at all, recalling Professor Wu Shan's blocking and defense technique today, his mind appeared in the deserted sword soul space.
After almost recalling it, he began to practice familiarity in the deserted sword soul space.
In the process of fighting with Wu Shan, Yun Lin's offensive fist method is brute boxing, every time he punches with all his strength, the true qi force in his body is consumed, but it is also a tempering of the whole body by the true qi force.
At the beginning, it was Yunlin who attacked, Wu Shan blocked and defended, and Yunlin couldn't touch even a trace of Wu Shan's clothes, and when the identities were exchanged, Wu Shan attacked, Yunlin defended, and Yunlin was only beaten.
Being beaten is also a kind of tempering of the body, Wu Shan did not show mercy to Yun Lin, but he still grasped the proportions and would not really hurt Yun Lin's body.