Chapter 181: Let Me Plug In
"I'm wrong about you!"
Yunshuang pursed her lips, and a hint of apology appeared on her beautiful face.
"It is said that women have big breasts and no brains, your ideas are simple and understandable!" Lin Yu chuckled.
"Who do you say is big-chested?"
Yun Shuang, who was still apologetic, instantly glared at Lin Yu angrily, this bastard actually dared to scold himself.
"I praise you!"
"What kind of boasting are you talking nonsense?"
"Isn't it a compliment to have big breasts?"
Yunshuang's face turned red, and she said coquettishly: "Then you still say that I am brainless!" ”
"The big chest is in the front, the brainless is in the back, why do you remember the one in the back, why can't you think in a good place?"
"You ......"
Yunshuang was speechless, this guy is too good at sophistry.
"Okay, let's eat, go back to work after eating!"
Lin Yu pushed a plate of fried eggs in front of Yun Shuang.
His appetite in the morning is not very large, and he is full after just two bites, and it just so happens that he has made a little too much breakfast today.
Yunshuang was not polite, and ate it in a big gulp, I have to say that Lin Yu's craftsmanship is really good.
Lin Yu had cooked for the old man on the mountain for ten years, and his skills were naturally not bad.
"It's the weekend, who's going to give you a job?"
After breakfast, Yunshuang wiped her red lips, burped, and stretched.
"Are you still lazy?"
On weekdays, Yunshuang runs the medicine hall, almost all year round, and Lin Yu often asks her to pay attention to the combination of work and rest, but she didn't expect that she wanted to take the initiative to rest today.
"You're going to give me that little salary, and you don't allow me to be lazy on weekends?" Yunshuang rolled her eyes and hummed.
"It's good if you're happy!"
Lin Yu shrugged his shoulders indifferently.
"Are you on business today?" Yunshuang asked suddenly.
"Is it a serious thing to accompany a girlfriend?" Lin Yu thought for a while and said.
"When can't my girlfriend be with me? You're going to play with me today! Yunshuang smiled charmingly.
"How inappropriate am I to accompany you, what if my girlfriend sees it?"
Yunshuang is a big beauty, generally speaking, a big beauty asks you to accompany her to go on a tour of the mountains and rivers, and normal men will not refuse.
Although Lin Yu does not exclude getting along with beautiful women, Yang Shanshan is a vinegar jar after all, if she sees it, it will be a big deal.
"I'm not afraid, what are you afraid of as a big man? Let's go! ”
Yunshuang couldn't help but say, pulled him and left the house.
"I haven't been to the playground in a long time, let's go to the playground!" Yunshuang, who pulled Lin Yu out of the house, said.
Originally, she wanted to take Lin Yu to climb the mountain together, but when she thought that the temperature was a little high today, and her clothes were not suitable for climbing, she thought of her favorite playground.
Usually Yunshuang goes to the playground with her sister Yunxi, and since her sister joined the work, the two have rarely had time together, let alone go out together.
The last time I went to the playground, it was a year ago.
"Good!"
Lin Yu hasn't been to the playground yet, thinking that it's not bad to have fun after leisure.
The two did not drive, but chose to walk, because the playground was not far from where Lin Yu lived, and the playground did not open until eight o'clock, and it was just open when they walked.
It's not bad to take a walk on the road facing the morning sun and get some fresh air.
Lin Yu and Yunshuang walked side by side, attracting the envy of pedestrians along the way.
"Damn, that kid is too blessed, he actually has such a beautiful girlfriend!"
"They may be sisters and brothers, I think that beauty seems to be more mature than that kid!"
"Fart's sister and brother, I think it's a sister-brother love!"
"I'm a nun, I can have such a superb beauty, and I envy my sister and brother!"
"yes, I really want to be that beauty's brother!"
Several street runners on the side of the road whispered, and their eyes looking at Lin Yu were full of envy and jealousy.
Yunshuang is one of the best beauties, and with her fashionable and beautiful clothes, no matter where she is placed, she can become the focus of attention.
"Looks like someone is talking about you!"
As Lin Yu walked, he snorted at several men not far away.
"What are they talking about me?"
"Walking with a beautiful woman like me, it's hard for you not to cause others to talk about it!" Yunshuang covered her mouth and smiled.
Her smile was even more charming, and the eyes of the men who passed by were straight, and they almost fell to the ground.
Some men were staring at Yunshuang all the time, and they were also pinched by their girlfriends beside them.
This woman is truly a walking curse!
Lin Yu thought to himself!
Yunshuang's charm is indeed very great, if she releases her charm to seduce Lin Yu, even Lin Yu herself can't guarantee whether she can resist the temptation.
The two were chatting while walking, and before they knew it, they had arrived at the playground.
When he came to the playground, Lin Yu was stunned by the scene in front of him.
Since today is the weekend, even though the playground has just opened, there is still a long queue at the ticket gate, and the whole playground is full of people.
"There are too many people, you go buy tickets, I'll go to the bubble tea shop over there for a meeting, remember to come to me after buying!"
Yunshuang smiled and blinked, and walked towards a bubble tea shop not far away.
"You're thinking beautiful!"
Lin Yu wanted to stop Yunshuang and line up with her, but she seemed to have guessed that Lin Yu would call her, and she had already fled without a trace.
Seeing that this woman slipped away, Lin Yu was angry, and he knew that he would not agree to come to the playground with this woman.
With such a long queue, when do you have to get in line?
Lin Yu is not a person who likes to line up honestly, and suddenly his eyes lit up and he thought of a good way.
Of course, this method is not violent cutting in line, this is hooliganism, and he will not be a hooligan.
"Dude!"
I saw Lin Yu stretch out his hand and pat a man in front of him.
"What's wrong?"
The man turned his head, his eyebrows furrowed, his face full of displeasure.
Lin Yu caught a glimpse of the man holding a tablet in his hand, and some kind of inappropriate for children was playing on the screen, love, action, only the male and female protagonists.
I rub! Watching this kind of film in public, this guy is so tough!
No wonder his face was full of displeasure, it turned out that he had interrupted his interest.
Lin Yu took out a hundred-yuan bill from his wallet and said, "One hundred yuan, plug in line!" ”
Seeing the banknote in Lin Yu's hand, the displeasure on the man's face disappeared instantly, and he asked puzzledly, "Brother, what's the use of you inserting in my team?" There's a whole bunch of people in front of me! ”
"You just have to give up yours, do you want to?" Lin Yu said.
"Don't let you be a fool!"
The man took the banknote in Lin Yu's hand and switched places with him.
You can get a hundred dollars for just one position back, and you can't let it go in vain.
Lin Yu, who successfully inserted a position, took out another banknote, patted the shoulder of a woman in front of him and said, "Beauty, a hundred yuan, you let me insert it!" ”
"What do you say? Kind of say it again! Stinky rascals! ”
The woman turned her head and glared at Lin Yu angrily, as if she had been insulted.