Chapter 32: Everyone is drunk and everyone is awake
Han Feng grinned, lightly smashed Xiao Chen's chest, and said with a smile:
"You kid still know that you care about me, when you tricked me into going to the Qinglou, but secretly invited my lady to find me, why don't you know that you care about me?"
"You don't know, my lady, that's the young dart head of the Kyoto Mighty Dart Bureau, the people of the rivers and lakes sent the life-killing Sanniang, a first-class martial artist, in terms of strength, it is only a line away from me, when I was still in the rivers and lakes, it was a ruthless character who said that he wanted to break people's arms and legs."
Xiao Chen laughed and said, "I know, Shi Cai made a bet with me at the beginning, saying that you walked out of the Qinglou with a limp, you must be pretending." ”
Han Feng leaned into Xiao Chen's ear and whispered: "Actually, I won't tell you this, that time, my leg was really broken, and you also know that although my martial arts are higher than her, I don't dare to fight back in front of her." ”
Xiao Chen kept laughing, it seemed that he Xiao Chen won that bet.
He said, where in this world can anyone be a woman's opponent?
Don't say it's that leg, it's the third leg, that's also said that it's discounted.
Han Feng continued to laugh and said: "It's just that when I went back later, my lady thought that I was going to be an errand for His Majesty, so she took me back." ”
Speaking of his own lady, the corners of Han Feng's mouth couldn't help but show a smile, warm and harmonious.
Xiao Chen suddenly raised his head and said, "Bai Qi has put you under house arrest, so I can't ignore your food and drink, right?" ”
Han Feng smiled a little bitterly and said: "That's not it, Bai Qi doesn't dare to face His Majesty in front of everyone, the food always has to be delivered, but the next person will bring it and leave, but there is some taste of the cell boss sending food to the prisoner." ”
Xiao Chen suddenly raised his eyebrows and said, "Is there any wine?" ”
Han Feng shook his head: "No! Looking at the first floor, Han Feng said: "But after being closed here for a few days, I know that there are hundreds of good old wine in the wine cellar on the first floor. ”
Xiao Chen hurriedly said: "Wait for you to go out, after you go out, I will definitely take you to Yihong Mansion to wash your bad luck, and when the time comes, I will ask the old bustard to make you unable to get out of bed for a month!" ”
Han Feng showed a look of horror on his face, and waved his hand again and again: "Farewell, if you make me unable to get out of bed for a month, my tigress can make me unable to get out of bed for the rest of my life, which is more important, I can still carry it." ”
Saying that, Han Feng said a little unconvinced: "Besides, if you don't take me to the Qinglou, what about the thousands of White Tiger Army, I will still cut him down!" ”
Xiao Chen gave a thumbs up and said, "Domineering!" Turning his head to look at Diexiang on the side, Xiao Chen said: "Go and get the best of the two altars, forget the present and come, and I will accompany Commander Han Feng today without getting drunk and returning!" ”
"Wait!" Han Feng suddenly stopped Diexiang, turned his head to Xiao Chen with a solemn look, and said, "Today, can you accompany me to drink some fire?" ”
Han Feng's voice was a little hoarse, and he looked at Xiao Chen with dead eyes.
Facing Han Feng's gaze, Xiao Chen was silent for a moment, and then nodded slightly.
The two of them walked down the stairs and came to the first floor to find a place to sit down, and soon Diexiang came to the table with two altars of flames.
Han Feng opened the wine seal with pride, and the pungent smell of wine suddenly filled the entire lobby.
Xiao Chen subconsciously covered his nose, after so many years, he still couldn't accept the smell of burning after all. Looking at Xiao Chen's appearance, Han Feng showed a gloating look and said:
"In the past, it was you Xiao Chen who teased me, but now this place is simple, and I just ordered your least favorite wine, even if it is to avenge your tricking on me in Kyoto."
Glancing at Diexiang, who was standing quietly beside Xiao Chen, Han Feng said again:
"But your kid has always been very blessed, and he is always accompanied by a beautiful girl, and it is not shabby, you say, when can my mother-in-law be so gentle, then I can wake up with a smile in my dream."
While speaking, Han Feng picked up the wine jar and poured a full bowl into the big bowl in front of the two.
The yellow and clear liquid, coupled with the pungent taste, made Xiao Chen's head big for a while, but when it came to this, Xiao Chen had to sacrifice his life to accompany the gentleman.
Gritting his teeth and picking up the wine bowl, Xiao Chen said loudly:
"In this world, there is no girl in the world that I Xiao Chen can't subdue, and there is no wine that I Xiao Chen can't drink, come!"
"Good!" Looking at Xiao Chen's heroic appearance, Han Feng slapped the wine table heavily, and then picked up the wine bowl and touched it.
The two bowls of wine were each eaten, and Xiao Chen didn't spill a drop on his side, but Han Feng was drinking and leaking.
It's not that Han Feng is cheating and cheating, this person is sincere, he can't play with those fancy intestines, otherwise he can't be played by Xiao Chen and Shi Cai, but he drank in a hurry, and it was inevitable that he would be a little swaying.
As for Xiao Chen, it was the idea of saving a sip and not letting the wine stay too much on his tongue, so naturally he didn't leak a drop.
Originally, Xiao Chen thought that as long as he drank this wine into his stomach, it would be regarded as passing the most difficult level, but he never thought that the fire would burn his stomach, and a fiery breath suddenly rose in his abdomen, as if the fire was burning in Xiaofu, and then, the temperature of the "flame" began to pass to Xiao Chen's limbs, and for a while, Xiao Chen felt that his limbs were a little heavy, his brain was extremely clear, but his mouth was so bad that he couldn't keep it closed.
"If you want me to say, you are not one of those generals who fought for their lives on the battlefield, why bother to learn from those people to drink this dog urine?" Xiao Chen put the empty bowl aside and said with a smile.
Han Feng was quick to fill Xiao Chen with another bowl, sat back in his seat, and said with a look of reminiscence in his eyes:
"Xiao Chen, you are an Ansheng prince, you are high, you don't know what it feels like to be beaten by your daughter-in-law, it really hurts."
Saying that, Han Feng took a sip to himself and said, "This wine is good, it won't hurt if you drink it." ”
Xiao Chen remembered the second time he brought Han Feng into the Qinglou, that time, Han Feng couldn't leave the house for half a month, even if the holy decree went, it was not easy to do it.
Xiao Chen smiled evilly: "For half a month, your mother-in-law beat you every day? ”
Speaking of this, Han Feng sighed and said, "A few days ago, it was a real fight, and one of the killing sticks was broken. ”
Tut-tut! Xiao Chen couldn't help but think of Du Yingying in the house, if this matter is put on Du Yingying, I'm afraid it will be comparable, Xiao Chen suddenly regretted taking Du Yingying back to the house, you can do anything, don't you care about women, isn't that nonsense?
"What about the rest of the time?" Xiao Chen asked.
Han Feng, who heard this, was stunned for a moment, and a smile suddenly appeared on his unshaven face, and a softness appeared in his eyes: "Thanks to that time, this is my family Han Che." ”
"Han Che?!" Xiao Chen was stunned for a moment, and suddenly thought of the twelve-year-old baby of Han Feng's family, but he didn't expect that Han Feng's son still had such an inextricable relationship with him.
"No wonder you keep forcing me to accept your son as my godson, and I still have the credit for this matter." Xiao Chen shook his head and smiled, secretly saying that it was creation that made people.
It has been absurd for more than ten years, but it has become a beautiful thing.
The two picked up the wine bowl and touched another bowl, and under the impact of the wine, Xiao Chen's conversation box gradually opened.
With a hand on Han Feng's back, Xiao Chen asked, "I really don't understand, when Shi Cai and I were in trouble in Kyoto several times, we obviously didn't do your business, why did you take the blame for us?" ”
Han Feng paused, slowly put the wine bowl back on the table, and muttered:
"I've been in the palace as an errand since I was a child, and I'm used to seeing deceit and intrigue, but I'm a rough person, I'm not good at this, and I often feel out of place in private."
"Until I met the two of you later, hey......" Saying this, Han Feng shook his head, and said with a smile on his face:
"How can I not know what you two are planning, but you don't know, stay with the two of you, I don't have to worry about those twists and turns, drinking and being beaten, these days, how comfortable!"
Xiao Chen lowered his head and smiled, but did not speak.
Originally, I always felt that Han Feng's brain was not good, but now it seems that people are the ones who can see through and not say through, and realize the two words of life to return to the basics.
The wine was surging, and Xiao Chen seemed to have returned to the years in Kyoto.
At the gate of the palace, Xiao Chen and Shi Cai looked at Han Feng, who was limping, and said with a wicked smile:
"Commander Han, that night last night, how did it taste?"
"Yes, very good!" Han Feng puffed up his chest and slapped loudly, and said with great vigour: "You don't know, that is, to save some face for my lady outside, otherwise, she will not be my opponent." ”
"You don't know, after I go back, my mother-in-law was taught a bad lesson by me, uncle, dare to beat me outside, it's really three days without hitting the house and opening the tiles, and I'm fat."
"Hey, don't slap me on the back, it hurts!"
"I wasn't beaten, cough cough, I fell, I accidentally fell last night!"
……
"Xiao Chen, you're in trouble again?"
"Hehe, don't worry, I'll leave these six to me."
"What, I'm afraid I won't be able to beat it? What are you kidding, do you know who the strongest person in Kyoto is? Hehe, it's my wife, but it's not for me to be subdued. What are these six dirt chickens and dogs, look at how I beat them up and pee on the other by myself. ”
……
"Hey, it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt at all, that is, the sword armor took advantage of me to sneak attack, otherwise I can touch him?"
"Besides, uncle has been coming and going in the wind and rain for so many years, breaking through the sword mountain and the sea of fire, what is this injury, it is not in the way, you can rest assured that you can take medicine!"
"Uncle, you are light, harmful, or you are still young, your subordinates are not light or heavy, I will not be killed by them, and you will have to be played to death."
……
"Xiao Chen, do you know that there is actually one thing I lied to you!" In the haze, Han Feng's voice sounded again.
Xiao Chen opened his eyes and motioned for Han Feng to continue.
"Hey!" Han Feng lay back in his seat and said mercilessly: "Actually, you are not a martial arts genius at all, I was embarrassed to say it when I was in the palace." ”
The wine was surging, Xiao Chen was dazed and didn't speak, but he clearly responded in his heart:
"I know!"