"Boom!"

Before Grandma could speak, another muffled sound came.

The uncle who was chatting over there hurriedly ran out, Chang Xian and Li Dongfei glanced at each other, and also ran to see the excitement.

I saw my little cousin standing on the edge of the pit, holding two thumb-thick thunder cannons in his hands, and his trouser legs were full of, looking at the puddle of dung that had been blown open and gradually closed.

It seems that this guy took a red envelope to buy equipment.

"Little bunny!"

The uncle rushed over.

The little cousin didn't know to be afraid, so he directly took the thunder cannon in his hand, lit the fuse with a lighter, and threw it into the dung pit again.

"Bang!"

Another shot.

"Ahh

This time, the was blown far away, and there was a piece of precision strike, which flew directly to the uncle's mouth.

The uncle hurriedly reached out to wipe the feces, and was so disgusted that he wanted to vomit.

The little cousin took the opportunity to slip away, and the uncle hurriedly chased after him, and the uncle and nephew staged a good show of wits and courage.

After a few minutes, the uncle grabbed the little cousin back, and he was beaten halfway.

"Fish, my fish."

The little cousin struggled and shouted, "Uncle, don't hit me, get that fish up!" ”

Well, while escaping, the little cousin also passed by a pond in the village and threw two rounds, and successfully blew up a half-catty crucian carp.

At this time, the uncle happened to come back from work and bumped into him, he had a somewhat wooden temperament, but he just nodded to Chang Xian and didn't say much.

As soon as I saw this number, I knew that my baby son had performed a new show, so I asked my uncle in the past, found a rope from home, and hung my little cousin on the catalpa tree at the door.

People don't talk much, it's really hanging up and fighting!

The little cousin didn't cry when he was beaten, and kept shouting: "Fish, my fish!" ”

"Hahahaha!"

Chang Xian couldn't hold it back, and slapped his thighs and laughed loudly.

Li Dongfei was holding Chang Xian's shoulders, his mouth was open, and he didn't make a sound, he was fierce for a long time, he hadn't laughed so happily for a long time.

The brother-in-law went over and persuaded: "Brother, stop fighting, there are still guests at home." ”

"It's good to be killed, little bunny."

The uncle said that two more whips passed.

The little cousin was still shouting, "Fish, my fish!" Uncle, cousin, go get my fish back! ”

"Your fish?"

The uncle said angrily: "That's a fish raised by others, and I want to find you to lose money!" ”

Talking in the mouth, non-stop in the hands, snapping and snapping twice.

The little cousin finally begged for mercy: "Dad, I was wrong, next time I will blow up in the Zijiang River." ”

"Blow up your brains! Lao Tzu will blow you up first! ”

The uncle was even more angry.

"Hahahaha!"

Chang Xian and Li Dongfei beat their chests and laughed so much that their stomachs hurt, which is much more fun than any cross talk sketch.

……

As night falls, so does the curtain come down on a colorful day.

In the house, a large pot of pork ribs stewed winter melon, next to it are hot kidney flowers, bandit pork liver, fried meat, braised pig's trotters, and the kitchen is also steamed with tiger skin button meat.

There are two more bottles of Wuliangye that I often bring with me.

Well, if you don't drink Fenjiu today, Wuliangye is now the most famous.

Seven or eight people sat around the table, and often poured a small glass of wine for my grandmother.

After a meal, he was full of wine and food, and then accompanied Li Dong to fly outside for a walk, and after eating, the moon in the countryside was really bright.

When I came back, I pushed the reasonable suggestion of my uncle and aunt to play cards, and fell asleep.

……

Chicken sound thatched shop month.

Chang Xian got up to the friendly and enthusiastic cries of the roosters and did morning exercises outside.

Not to mention, if there is a chain of contempt in the air, it must be here that despises the county seat, the county despises Jianning, Jianning despises Jinmen, Jinmen despises Beijing, and Beijing despises London.

Chang Xian was looking for Shixing, but was interrupted by a high voice.

Stunned to look back, it was still dawn, and someone was actually scolding there.

The place is not far away, less than 200 meters below my grandmother's house.

In front of that house is a ping, the house is not small, it is a typical farm structure, all built of solid wood, there is an attic on it, low can not live in people, used to put sundries such as longevity straw, the middle is a hall house, both sides are side rooms, the back is three bedrooms, the head is the kitchen and rice warehouse.

The strange thing is that the third on the right, there are no tiles, no wall panels, only a set of bare shelves left, obviously not without a cover, it should have been damaged and demolished after the cover, looking at the black cloth in the middle of winter, I don't know how long it has been demolished.

It is not accurate to say that it is a scolding, a man and a woman, one attack and one defense, it is completely the east wind that overwhelms the west wind.

One of them was a shriveled old man, and the other was a small, heroic old lady.

said that it was an old man and an old lady, but in fact, he was not very old, about sixty years old.

The old man is ordinary, a simple grass green smock washed white and patched, the old lady is not simple, wearing a cotton shirt with blue flowers on a black background, black cotton pants, a solid wood cutting board in the palm of her left hand, and a glistening kitchen knife in her right palm, scolding the old man on the street.

I saw her mouth spit out a fragrant sentence, the treasure knife in her hand cut a cutting board, sometimes fast and sometimes slow, sometimes high and sometimes low, sometimes strong and intense, sometimes tactful and lingering, although the content is complicated, but there is a cushion, there is a bearing, the mouth is constant, the hand is not messy, the momentum is sonorous, full of energy.

Precisely:

The female is as powerful as a tiger, not inferior to Mu Guizhiying;

The sword light is like snow, and it is better than the flower of Fan pear.

Seeing this scene, Rao is often idle and boasts that he has seen the world, and he also gasped, he is really scolding the strong of the sect, and he is terrifying!

The old lady was not from this village, and was accompanied by a half-grown man with gauze wrapped around his head.

Behind the old man, half of the children were carrying a corn stalk for the chickens, cheering on his grandfather.

At this time, there were already a lot of people gathered around to watch the excitement.

Chang listened for a while, and roughly knew what was going on.

It should be that this half of the size is at school, and he has a fight with the half of the size, and looking at the strong appearance of the half of the size, it should be a loss.

Seeing that the physique of this half-size child is not as good as that half-size child, but he can beat that half-size child, and that half-size child is enough waste.

The half-sized grandmother is not easy to mess with, and she brought the half-size child to the half-sized child's family to seek justice.

Hey, I almost got into it.

What do you say about the loneliness of the rivers and lakes, don't you know that Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

That old lady is good, this old man looks wilted, but he is not good at stubble.

Although the two sides are not chess opponents, they can barely be regarded as meeting good talents, one tongue blooms lotus, and the other calms down; One spits fragrant, the other counter-attacks.

You come and go, each with its own rules.

Although the old man who came and went was at a disadvantage, no matter how the old lady attacked, he could still hold on.

Proper female middle school Zhuge to Xiangzhong Sima.

Chang Xian watched from the side, and his eyes were also opened.

He had heard of it for a long time, and it was the first time he had seen this kind of street scolding with his own eyes.

"I'll kill your family! Studying hooligans all day long to bully honest people! I dug up your ancestral grave! You dare not pay for medical expenses! It's not over! ”

"Where there is oppression, there is resistance! It was your grandson who started the trouble. Don't bully me into being an outsider, Emperor. Nationalism is a paper tiger, I'm not afraid of anything! ”

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