Chapter 10: Tales on the Highway

Father Xuan glanced at the strange-shaped van twice, and was about to laugh out loud.

A zombie came from a distance and was knocked to the ground by the ice shooter in the van.

The laughter that was about to jump out of his mouth was swallowed back directly, and his face was directly suffocated.

"Dad, your face is so bad, do you want to rest, it just so happened that I learned to drive."

Xuan's father waved his hand, signaling that he was fine.

There's nothing more to say, this kid has a lot of tricks!

According to the previous plan of the four of them, Ye Xuan drove the van behind the palace, and Xuan's father led the way in front, striving to leave the city as quickly as possible.

Ye Xuan sat alone in his car, while the other three sat in Xuan's father's car.

Xuan Jie said that she hadn't seen her father for a long time, so she wanted to have a good chat with him.

Well, it has nothing to do with bumper cars, after all, who doesn't love bumper cars?

When the three of them first entered the street, they were directly startled, only to see that the street was full of zombies, and they climbed up one after another when they saw a car coming.

Xuan Jie threw out a few cherry bombs according to the original plan, and directly blew up a way.

Ye Xuan followed behind, looking at the hundreds of zombies following behind the car, saying that it was just a piece of cake.

"Zombies don't move as fast as vehicles, so as long as you don't get surrounded at first, there's no problem."

The mobile phone had no signal, so Ye Xuan turned out two walkie-talkies to use as communication tools.

"It's okay to eat this cherry! I've had a few before. ”

"No problem guaranteed! And it's even tastier. ”

"Where did you get so many strange things, boy?"

"That's just a small part of that."

Xuan Jie couldn't help but interject.

"Dad, don't you look at these things familiarly?"

"It seems to be a little ......"

Xuanjie knew that her father didn't like to play games very much, so it was normal that he couldn't recognize these things...... Let's play the next game for the old man later!

Just as the two cars were heading out of town, a BMW pulled into the main road from a side alley and brought a bunch of zombies with it.

When the owner of the BMW saw two cars driving one after the other, his eyes lit up, and he immediately pinned it from the side and inserted it directly into the middle of the car.

Because it was too sudden, he almost knocked Ye Xuan over, but fortunately, Ye Xuan's skills were excellent and he was spared.

The BMW stuck between the two cars and shouted at the two:

"Brothers, let's go together! Multiple people also take care of multiple copies. ”

At this time, the position of the BMW owner is very good, the zombie in front is being knocked away by Xuan's father, and the zombie in the back is being resisted by Ye Xuan, and he basically will not face any danger.

…… Except for Ye Xuan.

Ye Xuan's eyes suddenly flashed, another tool man came!

The other party almost knocked over himself just now, and according to the theory of repaying grievances with virtue, he should treat him well.

Okay, decided, you're my new hire!

Of course, Ye Xuan is a respectful person, and he is using others as tools...... New hires ask each other what they think.

"Good! Are you planning to open the way or the queen? ”

"That's it! When the car in front of me runs out of gas, I will be in the back of the palace. ”

"No, how can I let my brother be the queen!"

Ye Xuan felt that he had to reflect his righteousness at this moment, and if he was a brother, he should take the initiative to be the queen of the palace!

Ye Xuan motioned to Xuan's father to reduce the speed of the car and give up his position.

BMW owners also slowed down to avoid being the first car.

"No, brother, you're not bored. So be it! Whatever you want, as long as you say it, I will definitely do it for you! ”

Ye Xuan watched the BMW owner say this, and knew that the other party was willing to become his own employee.

After all, with such harsh conditions, who else can do it except employees!

"Good! Then you go and get out of the way! ”

"Don't you understand! If you dare BB again, you believe it or not! ”

At this time, Xuan's father drove the car to another road, and Ye Xuan began to step on the accelerator violently.

Like he said, drive! Just look in one direction and hit the gas pedal wildly.

After a jolt, the BMW was successfully blown up*.

From the loud shouts of the car owner, Ye Xuan heard enthusiasm and hope, and he knew that his new employees were full of enthusiasm at this time.

"Okay! Let's introduce yourself! If it's suitable, I'll take you as a new employee. ”

"I*you*, what nonsense do you T* talk about, are you a crazy person, labor and management will definitely kill you!"

Although the owner of the BMW shouted very happily, he still had no intention of reducing his speed, after all, there were zombies outside now, and as soon as he stopped, hundreds of zombies would surround him and eat him.

In this case, he couldn't help but be reckless, although he still wanted to make some small moves, but he failed one by one under Ye Xuan's countermeasures.

Gradually, the three cars came to the suburbs together, and there were no zombies in front of them, but a large group of them followed.

Ye Xuan made another request to his new employees.

"Okay, now it's time for your palace, as long as you complete this mission well, you can become my regular employee."

The owner of the BMW naturally refused, and he accelerated his speed while scolding angrily.

"You* thing, you madman."

"Although you like to scold your boss, as the boss, I don't plan to deal with you too much. Hurry up and go to the queen of the palace! ”

A blue ice hockey ball crashes into the BMW owner, snap! The other party's whole person shimmered blue.

The roar kept coming, and Ye Xuan and the others surpassed each other without the slightest hesitation.

Father Xuan glanced back, he watched the whole process of the BMW owner being pitted, and he had no objection to Ye Xuan's behavior, but he still had to say what he should say.

"This kind of man must be careful, forget it, Dad will always support you."

Xuan Jie: ......

Just as Xuan Jie was explaining Ye Xuan's relationship with his father, Ye Xuan in front suddenly stopped the car.

A car is trapped in the middle of the road, and four zombies are surrounding it.

One of the glasses had been shattered by the zombie, and it put its whole hand into the hole, clutching at it, and screaming from inside the car.

Ye Xuan picked up the shovel at hand and blasted off the heads of the zombies on the side of the road one by one, helping the car solve the danger.

Xuan's father looked at these behaviors and felt that this was a very contradictory person.

"This guy was still cheating people before, and now he's going to save people again, what a strange guy!"

Xuan Jie thought back to what Ye Xuan had done in the past two days.

Using living people as bait, full of crooked reasoning, like to kill zombies, these actions are difficult for normal people to do, no, it should be said that normal people don't have this kind of thinking.

But Xuan Jie still has a different idea.

"He may be a very gentle man!"

Father Xuan looked at the dimples on his daughter's face, and subconsciously retorted:

"Maybe there's a beautiful woman in front of him, so he went up to save people, this kind of flowery radish must be careful! Don't let him cheat. ”

At this time, a beautiful woman got out of the car and kept thanking Ye Xuan.

The woman dyed her hair red and wore close-fitting clothing, showing off her figure perfectly.

With tears in the corners of her eyes, she kept saying something, getting closer and closer to Ye Xuan, and almost hugged her directly.

Xuan's father looked at his daughter's increasingly dark face, and said in his heart that it doesn't matter?

"That woman is so beautiful, she must be very good at deceiving people, let's go over and warn her, lest that kid be fooled."

The three of them leaned over and looked at the woman in front of them and felt familiar.

Suddenly, Wang Jing spoke:

"Does this look like the actress who has been very popular recently? is the eighteenth-tier actor, but Zhao Yiren became popular because of the scandal? ”

When she said this, everyone present remembered.

Zhao Yiren knew that this matter was disgraceful, so with tears in the corners of his eyes, he sobbed twice and said:

"It's all fake! It's all hype, and I don't want to. ”

Hearing this, Xuanjie and the three of them nodded collectively, and they almost swallowed the melon seeds.

Only Ye Xuan looked at their expressions of understanding, and asked blankly:

"What's that? What are you talking about? ”

Everyone present looked at him in unison, as if they were looking at aliens.

Father Xuan glanced at him, this kind of big melon, even I, an old comrade in my forties, know it, but you don't know.

"Young people, you still have to pay more attention to current affairs!"

Zhao Yiren's eyes lit up when he looked at Xuan's father, this uncle might be their boss.

It's not that I look down on Ye Xuan, it's mainly that the difference in temperament between these two men standing together is too big.

One is like a murderer, and the other is ...... In short, no matter who stands next to the murderer, he is the boss.

The most important thing is that he is still in his 40s with two beautiful women by his side, who believes that this is not the boss!

Zhao Yiren looked at Xuan's father with tears in the corners of her eyes, showing her weak side, she believed that with her appearance, this old pervert would never be able to resist her charm.

As long as you get him, you can join this team, and when the time comes, it will not be easy to master this team with my means!

When the time comes, it will be better to take four substitute ghosts than to survive in the last days alone.

Thinking of this, the expression on Zhao Yiren's face became more vivid.

Xuan's father was looked at by the beauty like this, and subconsciously raised his head.

"Xiao Xuan! What's going on? ”

Ye Xuan told his previous story as it was.

"I don't have enough gas and want to get some oil from her." He added: "Her car exploded anyway."

Everyone nodded in unison, that's the truth.

Ye Xuan had an aggrieved expression on his face and said loudly: "And she wants to follow us, I am rejecting this unreasonable request."

"Do you think that makes sense? I just wanted some gas, and she wanted to get in my car! ”

The crowd then nodded and decided to let him go and play with the zombies.

Zhao Yiren didn't care about his accusation, a little kid who didn't understand, it was normal to not understand the charm of the old lady, as long as he caught the heart of this old man, he didn't let me do anything!

Xuan's father looked at the poor beauty in front of him, and then looked at the elegant and close-fitting long skirt on her body, the white and black spots that were unintentionally exposed, and subconsciously bent over.

Well, it hurts a little.

Just as he was about to agree, Ye Xuan came over and said to him "femme fatale".

Father Xuan replied with a contemptuous look, and mocked silently, I don't know if the femme fatale is not a femme fatale? Have you been a fool of me for more than 40 years?

Just...... It's just a knee-jerk reaction!

Not long after, Zhao Yiren looked at the two straight men in front of her blankly, she couldn't care about her demeanor anymore, and directly stopped the two.

"Why? Tell me why? ”

Ye Xuan looked at the crazy woman in front of him who didn't care about it, and directly handed out a blank piece of paper.

"If you would like to join our squad, please fill out the application and we will respond after a unanimous vote."

"As long as two-thirds of the people agree, and the remaining team members don't say anything against the wall cracking, you can be one of us."

Zhao Yiren looked at the vehicle in the distance, the excitement in his heart was indescribable, and even the white paper in his hand trembled a little.

Suddenly, a car pulled up beside her and slowly lowered its window.

"Hey! Beauty, you look like you need a little help! ”

The beauty looked at the BMW full of scratches in front of her, and recovered her previous pitifulness.

"Today's shame, I will definitely take revenge in the future!"

Since there were fewer zombies on the road, the group decided to hand over the vehicle to two girls to practice.

Well, Xuan Jie and Ye Xuan are in a group, and the remaining two are in a group.

Three people in the group agreed, and the rest of the person's opinion didn't matter.

Xuan Jie looked at Ye Xuan's writing and drawing in the notebook, and felt very curious, as if no matter what this person did, he could attract her attention.

"What is this?"

Ye Xuan gently pointed to the words on the notebook and introduced them one by one:

"It's all the people I've offended, and I'm recording it to raise my vigilance."

Ye Xuan pointed to the two stick figure images on the notebook.

"This is the owner of the BMW, this is the beauty of the previous one."

Xuan Jie had only seen Zhao Yiren, but she felt that with a few simple strokes, she drew her characteristics.

"Why not get rid of them once and for all? If it were you, you should be able to do it, right? ”

"I'm not a perverted murderer, how can I kill people casually."

"Oh roar~ I thought you would say - they are your employees."

"It's an employee, but it's not convenient to bring it back to work now."

Xuan Jie nodded, remembering that this was the person he had offended, but what about the one who had offended him?

"What about those who have offended you?"

"I will forgive them and let them come as my employees. So there's also a list of employees. ”

Xuan Jie raised her eyebrows and asked curiously:

"What about me?"

"You're teammates, you're partners!"

Xuan Jie hit and killed a zombie, and then felt that the hand was wrong, so he fell back again.

The other car is much more normal, and when it encounters obstacles, it generally chooses to dodge.

"So why don't you bring that beauty with you? It's good to have a beautiful woman to keep your eyes on! ”

Ye Xuan told her his reasons.

"There's a man's coat in the car, what about the man?"

"While it's not necessarily what I see, I don't want to risk it, especially with the lives of my companions."

Just as the two were chatting happily, a burst of gunfire reached their ears.

Ye Xuan picked up the walkie-talkie and reminded his companion to be careful.

"Do you want to avoid it?"

"No, we'll see from afar."

"You want to go up and help? But the other party can't solve it if he has a gun, so it's useless for you to go up! ”

"There are some problems that can't be solved with guns."

Ye Xuan listened to the dense gunshots in the distance, and judged that there were at least dozens of people shooting at the same time in the distance.

In a deserted place, there are zombies who can fight back and forth with a well-equipped team.

He immediately judged that the other party was in trouble.

…………

On the road, hundreds of soldiers continued to attack the attacking zombies.

Zombie rats, zombie chickens, zombie cats, etc., these zombie types of animals are constantly attacking.

The dense sea of zombies and the metal storm constantly confront.

Although there are thousands of zombies in front of them, it is a piece of cake for the well-equipped soldiers.

What really trickled them was the elusive humanoid zombie, which possessed extremely powerful abilities that could knock people into a coma with just one look.

What's even trickier is that this zombie will drive other zombies to attack.

The zombies that should have been solved quickly have become more and more under its leadership.

"That zombie is here again......"

I saw a humanoid zombie holding a piece of fresh meat, although it looked at this piece of fresh meat greedily, but still didn't eat it directly.

For zombies, fresh meat is like poison*, and the reason why this zombie can restrain its desires is because there is something better ahead.

Behind it, there is a group of zombies attracted by the fresh meat, and after being attracted by the fresh meat, this group of zombies found more food.

This prompted them to join the attacking ranks.

The humanoid zombie looked at the steel troops in front of him, thinking that it would be a few more rounds before he could completely defeat them.

…… The food in the distance seemed to spot it and attempted to attack, so the humanoid zombie smiled at them and ducked behind the rocks.

Suddenly, its sensitive nose suddenly asked about the aroma of food, which was coming from another place.

It subconsciously looked that way.

Food!

Four fresh treats!

Fresh food without any precautions!

…………

Ye Xuan looked at the battle through the binoculars, carefully observing the zombies and humans.

"It's strange, just such a zombie, can you stop this elite army?"

Xuan Jie and the three of them also held binoculars and looked over there.

"There are so many zombies, how many are there?"

"Thousands, but it's just a piece of cake for me, and it makes no sense that they can't solve it."

"You're talking about your pile of mushrooms! What is there to be arrogant about relying on external objects. ”

Father Xuan interrupted Ye Xuan's pretence*, and expressed his disdain for this behavior of relying on external objects*.

"Ah, you can do it without plants, but you need terrain and equipment."

The three of them looked at the plants that kept appearing in front of them, and in just a few minutes it turned into a sea of plants.

“…… So what do you do with plants? ”

"It's the most convenient way."

"Sunshine: 21060"

It seems that the cute sunflowers are still working.

Pea Shooter, Ice Shooter, Piranha, Puff-Shroom......

As long as it cools down, it is planted, and after consuming a lot of sunlight, the plant lineup gradually becomes luxurious.

"Okay, which of you has masochistic tendencies?"

“…… Who would have nothing to do with masochism! ”

Ye Xuan nodded, quietly disinfected the knife, and swung it out.

Blood dripped on the ground, splashing bits of blood.

"Ah~"

Wang Jing shouted loudly.

Ye Xuan rolled his eyes, I cut myself, what the hell is your name?

Wang Jing turned her face in embarrassment, the knife hurt just now, isn't it helping you!

Xuan Jie was thoughtful.

"Is this to attract zombies?"

"There is no bait, it can only be like this, the most important thing is to cut the right place, and the wound needs to be treated afterwards, so as not to infect the zombie virus from the wound."

Xuan's father pulled his daughter aside and didn't let this kid take his good daughter.

"With me, my daughter doesn't have to hurt herself!"

"Mmmm, actually, the bait can work without self-harm, I'm just trying to increase the range."

After a while, the pile of zombies began to be attracted by the smell of blood, and gradually became chaotic.

The zombies inside are still unshaken, after all, they are closest to flesh and death.

And the zombies on the periphery began to gradually rush towards this side.

Ye Xuan was suddenly dazzled, and in the blink of an eye, he arrived at a small farmhouse courtyard.

"What's going on? Spatial abilities are not possible now, is it an illusion? Or a visual change? ”

Suddenly, a zombie appeared outside the courtyard, and this zombie directly broke through the courtyard door and rushed towards Ye Xuan.

He tripped the zombie to the ground, then crushed it from behind.

Feeling the zombies struggling under his feet, Ye Xuan kept staring at it, hoping to see something?

Visual change is not a panacea, as long as you look closely, you can always find flaws.

Suddenly, the zombie beneath him disappeared, and a zombie that was exactly the same as before attacked from outside the door.

"It's a feeling...... Is it a hallucination? ”

Ye Xuan subdued the zombie again, used it as a stool, and sat on the zombie and thought for a while.

In the third round, Ye Xuan took a picture of a man-eating flower.

"Bigmouth"

"Sunshine: 150"

"Introduce yourself: My agent thinks I should be a mukbang, but I prefer to eat buffets."

The large-mouthed flower is very strong, and it can be swallowed in seconds, and it can deal damage even if it doesn't fall in seconds.

Ye Xuan gave it an order to eat only zombies, and the zombie was swallowed in one bite as soon as it ran in front of him.

Looking at the little foot that was constantly struggling, Ye Xuan knew that this was just an animation effect, and when the zombie was swallowed, it had already been swallowed.

There was a turmoil in the small courtyard of the farmhouse in front of him, and then Ye Xuan opened his eyes.

When I looked up, I saw Xuan's father's bearded face.

"You're awake!"

"Shhhh

It doesn't matter if you don't have a beautiful girl's knee pillow, why do you see a man when you open your eyes?

……

In the jungle, a humanoid zombie pulls out a photo from its arms, although it doesn't know what it is? But subconsciously kept this photo.

I saw that the photo was a small farm yard, a couple with a child was standing at the door, the couple showed a simple smile, and the child raised two scissor hands, showing a smile missing a front tooth.

"Ho~ho~ho~"

In its spiritual world, the whole world is gradually collapsing as the big mouth flower gnaws down one bite after another.

After the whole world disappeared, the zombies gradually disappeared, leaving only a gold coin bag in its place.