A laxative, a magical poison that can inflict both physical and mental damage.

If you're lucky, you can also inflict group mental damage.

Although the two had not eaten anything for the previous two days, their pants were still covered in patches of tawny under the strong effect of laxatives.

But even so, the passionate duo didn't have any idea of dealing with it.

Since we can't resist, then we will disgust you to death!

Ye Xuan said that it doesn't matter, it is a rewarding thing for his employees to work with illness!

After finishing their journey to the laxative room, they headed for a building materials storage warehouse.

Well, walk over on your feet.

For his car, Ye Xuan will not let it smell of, even if it is just a van.

Ye Xuan held a shovel in his hand and constantly encouraged his employees.

"Come on! Two, it's up to you when we can rest today! ”

"Don't worry! With me here to watch over you, no one will be able to come close to you! ”

"Fill this car and we'll go back, eh! Don't want wood, how can wood be strong with steel? ”

With the supervision and encouragement of the boss, the efficiency of the two has always been leveraged, and even diarrhea can't stop the two from loving their work.

According to Ye Xuan, it's just diarrhea! The neighborhood is full of their own people, what is there to be shy about.

The sky was already slightly dark, and Ye Xuan no longer planned to continue working, this was a habit he had left over the past few years.

Of course, this does not mean that employees can also rest, after all, it was promised to work 16 hours a day.

Nothing to do?

As a qualified capitalist, you can never be left without something to do.

After moving the zombie corpses for two hours and cleaning the courtyard for two hours, Ye Xuan finally decided to let them go home.

"Come on, come on, two, come and listen to the boss."

Ye Xuan called the tired two to his side, and after the boss's addiction, he casually gave a speech for half an hour.

The whole story is for love and peace, humans and zombies, and so on.

“…… Today's work is over, and tomorrow morning at 6 o'clock will gather at my house. Disbanded now! ”

The duo looked at the dark street and felt unrealistic for a while.

"Let's go, let's go to that Qingshui Town!"

"Ahh But we have to go to work tomorrow? ”

"Fuck it, labor and management must kill this bastard!"

After Huang Wen followed his boss for a while, he saw him turn back again.

"Big brother, are we going to stay and go to work?"

"Go to work, do you have work left in your mind? I'm going to get my car back! ”

Ye Xuan was a little expected of the idea that the passionate duo wanted to leave, but there was no suitable way to settle them at present, so he could only let them go.

As for killing, this idea has also been there, but Ye Dashan has a good heart and can't see blood, so forget it.

But he never expected that these two people would actually want to do something to his car, which is a heinous crime!

In the middle of the night, two dark shadows quietly touched the van and used their car keys to drive away.

It's a pity, what they don't know is that since Ye Xuan 'bought' this car, he has used his own way to insure it.

Only two muffled sounds were heard, and the two men who were snuggling up to each other trembled and left.

Ye Xuan got out of the warm quilt, and through the window, he could only see the backs of the two 'thieves' leaving.

It seems to be faster than I expected, is there only one person who is frozen?

Hey, hey, I hope you two have a smooth journey!

At this time, there was a knock on the door, Ye Xuan looked at the dim room and remembered a few key words.

Late nights, dark rooms, landlords and tenants, solitude......

Hey, as a new age archmage, I can have such a dirty idea!

But as a young man with good moral character, how can I let people stand at the door in the middle of the night and suffer from the cold!

Open the door, let me educate this bad boy who doesn't sleep in the middle of the night and rests noisily.

Father Xuan watched Ye Xuan's face turn from red to black.

"Why do you look disappointed?"

"Because an elderly man didn't sleep in the middle of the night, came to the young man's room, disturbed the rest of others, and ruined the reputation of the handsome young man."

The elderly man ignored Ye Xuan's obstruction and directly broke into the room.

"Hurry up and stop being skinny, I have something to tell you."

"As the only person with the ability here, I want to talk to you about the use of power."

A young man who wanted to face rolled his eyes, and asked for advice.

"Come on! Uncle, I'm ready. ”

Father Xuan thought for a moment, and then asked:

"Well, you see, I'm strong at that fireball during the day! But I couldn't do anything afterwards. I just want to ask, do you have any tips for keeping your abilities stable? ”

Ye Xuan thought back to the various abnormalities when facing the "Childhood Plum Bamboo Horse" before.

"Abilities and abilities are also different, I think your abilities will become stronger in couples and the like, maybe you can join a mysterious organization to try."

After hearing these words, Father Xuan couldn't help but condense a fireball, and said faintly:

"Are you serious?"

"Ahem, let's change the subject, I'll talk about how I have enhanced my abilities."

Xuan's father extinguishes the fireball, leaving the room dark again.

"Well, also, I won't envy my childhood sweetheart or something."

Ye Xuan nodded, and Qingmei was invincible to the sky.

"First, work hard to exercise, and second, exercise your ability regularly. It won't be long before you catch up with me. ”

The other is the injection of genetic drugs, but now that genetic drugs have not appeared, it is equivalent to saying it in vain.

Xuan's father showed the fireball in his hand again.

"We're pretty much the same, what do you mean to catch up with you?"

Ye Xuan motioned for him to keep the fireball, indicating that he wanted to test it.

"Is this already the biggest?"

“……”

"It's hot!"

“……”

"It's kind of long-lasting!"

“……”

"That's a lot of tricks!"

“……”

"Can't hold on?"

“……”

"Is this what the smallest looks like?"

“……”

"Alright."

Ye Xuan looked at Father Xuan, who was so tired that he was on the ground, and recorded all kinds of information that he had recorded.

"The power is average, but the control is strong and the consumption is low. It is recommended to continue to improve maneuverability. ”

Then Ye Xuan, who was hot because he was roasted by the fire, shook the water cup that had been dried up a long time ago, and planned to find some water to drink first.

As soon as he walked out of the door, he saw Wang Jing in the corridor with an excited face, and the other party's face was full of curiosity.

When Wang Jing saw Ye Xuan, she immediately defended herself:

"I didn't eavesdrop, I was just passing by."

"It's fine, it's not a big deal, even if I tell you."

Wang Jing immediately came over.

"Really? Elaborate! ”

Seeing that the other party suddenly became excited, Ye Xuan had a demonic smile on his face.

"But it's too late, I'm going to sleep."

Ye Xuan pressed her head and directly rejected the other party's idea of asking about gossip.

Wang Jing looked at the unfinished back, and entered Xuanjie's small room with a disappointed face, and there were bursts of exclamations in the room.

Early in the morning, Wang Jing was talking to Xing Yishan.

"I'm just telling you, oh, don't tell anyone."

"Mm-hmm, don't worry!"

…………

In the early morning, Xuan's father felt that there was a pressure on his body that always wrapped him.

He opened his eyes and looked around, only to find that he was wrapped in a flower roll, and there was no gap from beginning to end, and Xuan's father squirmed a few times before he broke free from the shackles of the flower roll.

It reminded him of waking up to find his hands tied to the bed with ropes tied to his hands and the entire room blocked.

Needless to say, he knew who had made this masterpiece.

"Does this guy have any special hobbies??"

…………

Xing Yishan found Ye Xuan and said crampedly:

"I heard that you have to pay a lump sum rent to live here?"

This girl is really sensible, and she knows that there is no such thing as a free lunch in the world.

Ye Xuan smiled, and saw that the other party immediately scurried back a few meters.

Ye Xuan: ???

"Huh? It's okay to pay monthly, but I'm not strict. ”

"Does everyone want it? Can you spare my sister? ”

Ye Xuan felt that this sentence was a little ambiguous, let it go? I guess it's exempt.

"Well, the little guy is so cute, even if she is a mascot, she won't be asked to pay the rent."

Xing Yishan gritted her teeth and closed her eyes.

"Okay, come on!"

Ye Xuan looked at the other party with a heroic look, and felt that something was getting more and more wrong.

And I didn't ask for it, how do you know what I want you to do?

"Okay, I'll tell you what we want."

"When we think our teammates need to have a certain level of ability, but sometimes we need to face all kinds of dangers, we don't recruit waste.

And being an employee is relatively simple, and you don't need any specialties, as long as you are capable. ”

Xing Yishan's face was suddenly full of entanglement, can she choose between capable and dangerous?

But if he dies, who will take care of his sister?

Ye Xuan looked at the entanglement on her face, and probably knew what she was thinking, it was nothing more than that this person was too cruel and not worth following, or that this person was too cruel, would it be dangerous to follow.

But Ye Xuan, as a party, can't defend himself.

And not only the other party was observing Ye Xuan, Ye Xuan was also observing her.

In the last days, as a qualified teammate, you can't do it without good psychological quality!

It may be that the two of them have a certain cognitive bias under the slander of a certain Wang Jing.

Xing Yishan thought about it and felt that she still couldn't accept the fact that she was capable, so she decisively chose to become a teammate.

"I want to be your teammate, but please...... Forget it, nothing. ”

Xing Yishan originally wanted to entrust her sister to him in case an accident happened.

But when I think about it, isn't this just sending sheep into the tiger's mouth, let's change it to a more reliable one!

For example, Xuanjie, and Wang Jing.

Ye Xuan nodded, this girl has ambition!

As for the ability or anything, I don't need to introduce more, after all, I watched it in the same day yesterday.

At this time, Xuan's father passed by, leaving a sentence in the air.

"Why do you always like to tie people up?"

Ye Xuan thought about it for a while, he didn't seem to tie people up very often!

And Xing Yishan had already retreated five meters away, and she was extremely glad that she had chosen another path.

"You still have this hobby?"

The heart that was still a little shaken immediately became firm.

But why would a man say such things to him? Is it a special hobby + a special hobby?

Ye Xuan rolled his eyes, feeling that his image was hopeless, so he simply stopped struggling.

Anyway, after everyone gets acquainted, they will naturally know what kind of person I am, so let me prove myself with actions!

Wait a minute, how to prove that you are not a pervert who likes to tie up, do you want to cut the rope when you see it?

In case a girl wears suspenders, do I cut or not?

Ye Xuan kept thinking about this philosophical question in his mind, and finally decided that if the other party was willing to let him cut him, he would cut him.

…………

Due to the lack of Wensheng and the two of them, they can only move things by themselves.

Xing Yishan watched her lovely sister also work, she packed all the snacks she could find little by little, and then moved them back to the car.

Looking at her sweaty sister who was running, she said distressedly:

"Look! You've gone too far, scaring people away! Now I have to work on my own. ”

Ye Xuan said that everything is under control.

"I did it on purpose."

"Phew! Obviously, you were too difficult for people to run away. ”

Since the rest of the people on the scene were his own people, Ye Xuan explained a few words to a few people:

"That's good news, and there will be some surprises in the near future, but we need to be careful until then."

"Of course, we've had to move things ourselves lately."

Xuan Jie thought for a moment and said:

"Does it have anything to do with that mushroom?"

"Hey, hey, a little bit of flexibility."

But when they asked what the surprise was, Ye Xuan refused to say it directly.

When everyone rushed home with a pile of supplies, Ye Xuan saw a row of cars parked in front of his house.

There were also seven or eight people like ants, constantly carrying the building materials he had placed at the door into the car little by little.

These people all look familiar, perhaps they have met at the villagers' meeting before.

Ye Xuan carefully counted the building materials on the car, and found that there were several times more than the ones he transported back yesterday, and then he realized that it was a misunderstanding, after all, these are all good people!

Of course, the process still has to be done all over again.

Ye Xuan stepped forward and blocked the way of a person.

"Guys, why did you move my things?"

"Mom, get out of the way, don't you see that labor and management are carrying things now?"

I saw it, that's why I chose you.

Ye Xuan got out of the way, waited until the man put the things in the car, kicked the other party's buttocks, and directly kicked the person to chew shit.

"You, it's okay to steal from me, I'm talking to you in a good voice, you dare to scold me, if you don't give me an explanation today, just wait for 12 o'clock and get off work!"

When the other people who were moving things saw that there was a conflict here, they immediately put down the burden in their hands, took steel pipes and the like, and surrounded this side.

And Ye Xuan's teammates also surrounded him, although he might not need help, but he could see more clearly when he got closer.

They each took some snacks from their little sister's snack bag.

In this way, there is popcorn and background music. (Bullying the cry that the child gets)

A group of people looked at the four people opposite, two of whom were girls, and instantly burst into laughter.

There are eight of them here, and all of them are strong men, and they dare to be so arrogant on the other side, it seems that they think they are still living in the civilized world.

Now, force is king!

One of them stepped forward and acted as the speaker.

"You kid, I look a little familiar, it seems that you are also from this village, and I don't embarrass you."

"So be it! All these materials for your family belong to us, you apologize to Huzi again, and then you go to the village chief's house to register, and this is the end. ”

Ye Xuan counted with his fingers, there were three conditions in total, materials, apologies, and registration, which were not too much. These guys look ......

"As for you from other places, you all have to work as coolies, and after a month of work, you can be transferred to your own village, and you should thank us for our kindness."

The man with small eyes, his eyes turned around several girls, and suddenly opened his mouth with a few missing teeth and said:

"Hehe, those girls are very good-looking, you see that the brothers don't seem to be aware of no one, hehe......"

The leader shouted:

"Shut up with missing teeth, what's the matter with you? Are you beating a bachelor and making your mind full of women? There are only men here, and they all say that they want to register first! ”

Ye Xuan also broke off the remaining two fingers, and then changed the name of the 'missing tooth' with a punch.

Maybe the other party will have to be called 'missing front teeth' in the future.

Seeing that the missing teeth couldn't afford it, one person hurriedly checked it, and then shook his head.

Ye Xuan looked at him and shook his head, almost thinking that there was one less employee.

After a closer look, I found that the missing front teeth still had breath, so you shook the head of a ghost!

At this time...... Should you nod your head?

Seeing that the atmosphere at the scene was becoming more and more tense, Ye Xuan said unhurriedly:

"Before you fight, ask clearly, where is that registry office? lest you all faint later, and no one will be able to answer. ”

"You don't need to know, the brothers will discount your legs and drag them over."

Ye Xuan crossed the few people in front of him and discounted one leg with a shovel.

Just now, this kid wanted to change to a long weapon, and he was discovered, so he solved one directly.

A few people looked at the stage where they were still talking cruelly to each other one second, and they started directly the next second.

They were all annoyed that this person was unruly, and rushed forward directly.

And Ye Xuan was also distressed, saying that as a player who is open, he will often use plants in the future, how can he do it himself or do it himself?

What's the use of my system awakening?

Forget it, just use it as a hole card! When a group of opponents ran over in a rage, they took out the plants themselves and helped them go to the fire.

Seeing the six roads and listening to the eight directions, Ye Xuan's skills honed in countless battles allowed him to see the actions of everyone present.

Click!

He dodged the many attacks, picked a suitable leg to break, and kicked the man into the crowd.

This man was at the front when he rushed over, and now he is the one standing in the way.

Then two more shovels swung out, breaking the legs of the two people on the left.

Now, there are only three people left standing, and the others can only hold their legs and keep wailing on the ground.

Those who were still standing had already begun to regret it in their hearts, but before their minds could turn, their bodies had already been hit hard.

Click×2

The two fell to the ground again, but Ye Xuan was still unharmed.

The remaining one person is also constantly stunned in his heart, there is a group of companions around him just now, why is there only one person left so soon?

The guy looked at the form of the scene, decided to learn from his friends, and immediately lay down on the ground.

The ones lying on the ground are also regretting, they have never seen such a fight, this guy shouldn't be a special soldier or something!

Damn, why would you mess with such a person?

At this time, a whistling sound accompanied by an exclamation came from behind, Ye Xuan's head flashed, and a steel pipe flew past his ear with the wind.

Haha, scared the baby to death, but fortunately I'm always vigilant.

He kicked the steel pipe away from the hands of several people, and then checked where the previous one had come from.

The missing front teeth happened to be in that direction, and when he saw Ye Xuan looking over, he immediately fell to the ground and pretended to be unconscious.

Ye Xuan looked at this and almost laughed angrily, is this taking me for a fool?

"You kid still dare to insult my intelligence?"

Toothless lay on the ground without saying a word, pretending that he was still fainting.

"Oops! Looking at the intact legs, it's really exciting! Especially when we faint, we don't feel any pain, so let's just break the remaining three legs! ”

The 'missing front teeth' woke up immediately, opened his big mouth that no longer had front teeth, and immediately admitted his mistake.

"Don't, uncle, I was wrong!"

"What's wrong with you?"

"I was wrong, I shouldn't have thrown a stick behind my back."

"Isn't it normal to fight and throw a stick? How could I blame you. ”

The missing front tooth brought himself in and thought about it.

This man was accompanied by a group of women, even children, who must be evil spirits.

Don't target anyone else, just stare at yourself.

Plus he said he was going to break my third leg.

Maybe the man next to him was already a eunuch......

The missing front teeth knew what was wrong.

"Your Majesty, the slave knows that he is wrong, the slave should not be wrong, and he should not be damned!

I'm already withering, I can't even have no roots! Your Majesty, spare my brother's life! ”

He quickly slapped himself a few times, indicating that he knew he was wrong.

Then he hurriedly unbuckled his trouser belt and tried to prove himself.

Ye Xuan looked at this sand sculpture in surprise, and forgot to stop the other party for a while.

What the heck?

Is there any information that I don't know?

Why is this happening?

…………

Since the two sides began to fight, Xuanjie and them stood far away.

And because he was standing too far away, he couldn't hear the scene clearly.

"Wow! What did Ye Xuan say, why did this person suddenly have * pants? ”

Father Xuan: Tsk, this guy, don't go to him at night in the future.

Xing Yishan: I don't think there's any need to worry so much!

Wang Jing: Oh roar, there's new gossip again!

Xuan Jie: ......

Little sister: Woo woo, Miao Miao's snacks have been eaten!

Just when everyone was about to watch to the end, Ye Xuan kicked people unconscious and tied everyone up.

Xuanjie and the others said empathetically:

"Do you want to send them to your room? It's okay, we can wait a while. ”

Ye Xuan: You ...... Never mind!