Chapter 23 New Hires
The passionate duo is kneeling on the ground, kowtowing like pounded garlic.
"Master Zhou, you believe me! I swear to God, there really aren't any zombies there, it's exactly the same as before the end of the day! ā
"Really, really, what my eldest brother said is true."
The middle-aged man sitting on the chair crossed the walnuts in his hand, and then asked, "No zombies?" Let's talk about it carefully. ā
Wen Sheng was afraid that he would scare them and that they would not believe him, so he deleted some content and deleted all of Ye Xuan's heroic deeds.
"When we woke up that day, all the zombies on the street were gone, and even though we searched everywhere there and found no trace of the zombies. It's really all gone! ā
The middle-aged man stopped his hand and asked questions.
"If you say it's safe, why are you running here?"
Wen Sheng said sadly:
"There's a slut who doesn't plan to give me a way to live, otherwise I wouldn't have fled here, they rely on the large number of people, so they treat us like cows and horses, and both of us brothers are very miserable! I can't even eat enough, you look at the scar on my face, they also made it, they still want to put laxatives in our food, even if I have diarrhea, I still have to work, my crotch is rotten......"
One of them hurriedly stopped them and told them to stop talking.
"Okay, okay, I have a sense of picture, I don't need to say it anymore."
The middle-aged man known as Zhou Ye sneered twice.
"So you're trying to borrow our hand for revenge?"
Wen Sheng said flatteringly:
"Master Zhou, now there is only one group of them left, one mountain does not allow two tigers, as long as you solve them all, there is a world for you alone!"
"How many of them are there?"
Wen Sheng buried his face in the dirt to prevent them from seeing the smile on his face, but his tone was still sad and angry.
"Five, and one of them, one of them can throw fireballs, but it's a piece of cake for you, you can do it with a wave of your hand."
When Zhou Ye heard about the fireball, his eyes flickered slightly, and he didn't question it directly.
"Alright, let's go to the rest meeting first!"
After the passionate duo were brought down, several leaders gathered here, and the room was filled with a burst of discussions.
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Instead of going to the place arranged by those people to rest, the passionate duo returned to their car.
Well, they didn't steal the car, they didn't have the technology.
They were lucky enough to come across a car with a key in it.
Of course, the zombie in the driver's seat of the car is needless to say, it is estimated that a certain unlucky owner turned into a zombie as soon as he got in the car, and then cheapened the two of them.
As for how these two wastes kill a zombie, it has to start with the seat belt on the zombie, and I have to say that the seat belt is really necessary.
Not only can you protect yourself, but you can also protect others by the way.
"Big brother, you said we should do this, is it really right? We could have stayed in that safe village all the time, but we had to run to this zombie-infested place. ā
Wen Sheng's eyes were red, and there were still a few scars on his face, and he was glaring viciously at this time, like a demon.
"What? You said you wanted to get revenge on that bastard, and a few zombies scared you? ā
"Big brother! Not a few! It's a bunch! When you drive during the day and rest at night, you can be attacked by zombies at all times, which is really dangerous! ā
"What's this danger, when we kill that bastard and take away his small courtyard, we won't have to worry about zombies anymore."
"But, Master Zhou, can they really fight? Even if we do, will we really be able to grab that yard? And what if that yard doesn't listen to us? ā
Under the younger brother's question, Wen Sheng's eyes were a little clearer, and then quickly turned into chaos again.
"More than 50 people, how can they not beat five people! Why didn't I tell them about the yard? It's not to pick up leaks, they don't know what magical places are in that yard, how can they rob me, as for the owner of the yard is dead, then I will live in it and become the new owner? The plants will have to listen to me.
Why are you so stupid, you can't figure this out? ā
Huang Wen felt that his eldest brother was really wrong, as if he had changed as a different person.
Just a few days ago, when they were looking for survivors around the town of Clearwater, they stumbled into a villa and found a girl.
The girl was not bad-looking, and she was still young, and when he was about to have a good time, the eldest brother actually left directly, saying that revenge was important.
According to the previous process, everyone went together, even if it was in turns, it was just a matter of more than an hour.
As soon as he thought of that girl, Huang Wen felt a pity in his heart, maybe this was a chick!
His mouth moved a few times, but in the end he still didn't say it, anyway, he listened to the eldest brother, and the eldest brother will always be his eldest brother.
If the eldest brother wants revenge, then he will help take revenge!
"Then, big brother, what if these people don't want to go to Qingshui Village?"
"Then let's go find the other survivors, if it doesn't work here, we'll go to the next town, and if it doesn't work, we'll form a team by ourselves! One day we can go back to that village. ā
Team up on your own? Huang Wen slammed his mouth, still feeling sorry for that girl.
"Then why don't we take the girl with us? Not only can you expand the team, but you can relax at any time, maybe you can recruit more members with her. ā
Wen Sheng's eyes cleared again, and then he roared again:
"Didn't I say that the first step is to find a team, how long does it take to form a force by yourself?"
Then, his gaze gradually became confused, and his mouth muttered to himself.
"Gotta go back soon!"
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Just when the passionate duo was about to return with a large army, Ye Xuan was planning to have a long talk with the village chief.
But......
He looked at the village chief, who was almost burping, and twitched, then took out a candle and lit it, allowing the light to illuminate the whole room.
"Now, we can have a good chat."
The village chief then took a closer look by candlelight, and what he saw in front of him was not a ghost, nor a zombie, but a person, although this person had some ...... with him Contradiction.
"What do we have to talk about, we said that we would run for the village chief by election, but you actually ...... after losing"
The village chief said a few words, then paused, and then closed his mouth tightly, the previous breath had not eased up, causing his mind to be a little confused, and subconsciously ignored that there were only two people here.
Two people, what's the use of talking about this, the little life is in his hands, and no one can hear him shouting for help.
The village chief said in a hoarse voice:
"Anything is negotiable."
Ye Xuan looked at him with a capitalist smile.
"Very good, you will mess with me in the future."
"What do you mean by that?"
Ye Xuan explained simply.
"The village chief is still you, but you have an extra boss."
The village chief, the boss?
Hmph, I worked hard to become the village chief, but I didn't let others come to me to and pee on my head, now there are only two people, I will promise you a street boy first.
Especially you, a street boy, also imprinted two dark circles on my handsome face.
The village chief was crazy about Ye Xuan in his heart, and then said politely:
"It's okay to think you're the boss, but it has to be good!"
Ye Xuan nodded, this is the time to talk about treatment, as long as it comes to this point, basically no one can take out the claws of our company...... Ahem, I was attracted by our company.
"Don't worry, our company's benefits are very generous, as long as you join our company, I guarantee that your village chief will be stable."
"But I was originally the village chief!"
Ye Xuan shook his head and explained the mystery to him.
"No, people can only be village chiefs when they are alive, and they can only be heroic spirits when they die."
Hum! Is it really my life that threatens me?
"Okay, okay, don't worry! I'll listen to you all. ā
Ye Xuan didn't believe it:
"You kid, shouldn't you do this set of yang and yin!"
The village chief had a big smile on his face.
"How so? My life is in your hands! ā
Ye Xuan also smiled back.
"Hehe, but you won't even call the boss, which makes me hard to believe!"
The smile on the village chief's face froze, and he shouted reluctantly.
"Boss."
Damn hit the street, just a hairy boy, dare me to call you boss! Rotten bastard like you didn't even have a chance to talk to me before.
Ye Xuan patted him on the shoulder and said words of encouragement.
"Do a good job, now your little life is put here for me, if you don't do it well, it will be gone.
When you think you can get it back, you can come and try it. ā
Once born and twice ripe, the village chief adapted quickly.
"What do you command, boss?"
Ye Xuan smiled and said:
"Very well, now let's talk about your proposal."
Proposal?
The village chief suddenly remembered the contents of his plan, and his face turned white.
It's over, it's all over!
Though...... But......
Or do you want to die?
The village chief is still trying to find a way to save himself.
"Actually, actually......"
Ye Xuan helped him finish the second half of the sentence.
"Actually, you didn't write that plan! Right, hahahaha. ā
The village chief laughed dryly.
"Ha, ha......"
Ye Xuan continued:
"I don't comment on the rest of your proposal, but there is one thing I support very much."
The village chief thought back to the contents of his plan and guessed what made him support.
Could it be the harem plan?
Or is it a eunuch plan?
Or is it a cultivation plan?
The more he thought about it, the paler his face became, and the village chief felt that he was going to die tonight.
Ye Xuan spread the plan book in his hand on the table, pointed to the 'Sentry Defense Circle Plan' and said:
"That's a good idea, but you're too small."
The village chief looked at the plan in front of him and gradually recalled the specific content.
This plan was developed by him to make the living environment safer.
Set up several sentry posts around the village, and use telescopes and walkie-talkies to predict dangers such as zombies in advance.
Of course, this plan was shot at the very back, just written by hand.
"What do you mean?"
"There are not enough sentry posts, so we should build a fence, and the thicker the better."
The village chief looked as if he had really come to discuss the matter, and he gradually entered the state, if the discussion was good, maybe he wouldn't have to die tonight.
"It's too difficult to build a wall, there isn't enough manpower, there's not enough equipment......"
The village chief said a bunch of reasons, and finally summed it up.
"I don't think it's realistic."
Hum! The first task from the boss, you dare to shirk it perfunctorily, Ye Xuanmeng's face changed, and he stared at him fiercely.
"I didn't let you give advice, you just need to do it, if you don't do it well, I'll sacrifice you to the sky."
"And I don't want you to think, I want me to feel."
The village chief only felt that he was being targeted by a vicious beast, the last time he felt this way, he was only nine years old, and it was a large snake with the thickness of a small arm staring at him.
It's cold and damp!
And this time it's a beast in human form.
Bloody and violent!
The village chief hurriedly lowered his head and said in a low voice:
"IāI know."
Ye Xuan regained his warm smile and said kindly:
"Be good and don't let me down."
He pushed the village chief, whose legs were weak, to sit down on the edge of the table.
"Come, don't stand stupidly, let's drink, today is your first day of joining our company, and I haven't been able to introduce other employees to you, so I, the boss, will accompany you for a few drinks."
The liquor is ordinary beer, and it's not ice yet,
There are only two dishes, one peanut and one cold mushroom.
But the village chief didn't dare to have the slightest dissatisfaction, he hurriedly filled the cup in front of Ye Xuan.
"It's all taken from your freezer, and this meal is your treat. Don't be stunned, let's eat! ā
"Well, it's delicious, it's delicious."
As soon as the village chief went down with chopsticks, his hands stopped shaking, his legs were not weak, and the troubles in his head disappeared.
And then another chopstick.
Another chopsticks.
"I have something so delicious in my freezer?"
"Well, yes, I will have such a delicious thing in my freezer, who else but me, the future emperor, can enjoy this kind of good thing!"
Ye Xuan: ......
Your Majesty, you have spoken your heart.
"Don't just eat vegetables! Come, drink. ā
"It's boring! Don't be like a! ā
"Girls are happier than you!"
"Come, old woman, drink my glass of wine too! I don't like to drink. ā
Chief:......
The boss spoke, and the younger brother didn't dare to disobey, even if suddenly Shi Lezhi was the same, that is, ......
Am I old?
Boo, so angry! actually said that people are old.
Eating and drinking in the middle, the little wine and food brought by Ye Xuan was not enough to eat at all, so the village chief also went to the freezer to get two rounds of wine.
Before leaving, Ye Xuan took the final step.
"Oh, there's something else, someone is upset about you, ask me to bring you a message."
The village chief paused.
"What?"
Ye Xuan stood up straight, and then said with a serious face:
"You're actually a girl."
Chief:???
What do you mean? Who doesn't know something so obvious? Do you need to say it so seriously?
The village chief looked at Ye Xuan who was far away, and he couldn't understand the relationship between them at all.
Thinking back to Ye Xuan's threats before, she shook her head.
This young man really doesn't know the rules, and I invited him to dinner! It turned out to threaten me!
And the murderous aura before, emmmm may be an illusion!
It seems that the fortress must be set up as soon as possible, this can effectively protect my personal safety, otherwise there will be one and two, it is difficult to guarantee that he will not sneak in next time, what if he wants to attack me one day?
Then there is the wall, which is the terms I negotiated with him, in exchange for a wall that can defend against zombies...... My life.
Oh, it's uncomfortable! finally had a chance to become the second Wu Zetian, but there was such a pit thing waiting here.
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When I got home, I was surrounded by a bunch of girls.
"How? Has that scum been punished? ā
Ye Xuan directly announced the good news.
"Now he's a good girl."
All:???
"You turned him into a eunuch?"
"I'm not that perverted."
Ye Xuan gave them a detailed account of tonight's process.
The girls listened with black lines all over their heads.
"What the hell are you doing? Does this really work? ā
"It's useless to go it alone, it's a charm mushroom, not a brainwashing mushroom.
And he doesn't really have the idea of becoming a girl, I guess he will know that he is a man when he goes to the toilet.
Then, I will give him the next medicine, once a day in the morning, noon and evening, and she will be a girl with a stick from now on. ā
"You're so poisonous!"
"It's better than being castrated! At least she can keep her little brother, I'm such a good person! ā
Xuan's father imagined that if he became like this, he was afraid that he would even want to die.
"Aren't you afraid that the village chief will run away?"
Ye Xuan smiled slightly, as if Zhizhu was in his hands.
"If you run, the monk can't run the temple."
"A perfect pure land like this is a place that countless people can only see in their dreams."
"Wait until he's out there and he'll know what to do."
"Besides, he's nothing if he doesn't have a villager, and I can choose another one without the village chief, it's a big deal to change one."
Xuan Jie suddenly thought of something.
"Is the village chief now your little brother?"
Ye Xuan nodded, although he was not very obedient, but it was true.
"Then ask him to help me collect a few sets of masks, and don't fool me with some defective products."
After Xuan Jie spoke, the eyes of the others also lit up, and they hurriedly said what they wanted.
"I want it, I want it, I want a set of cosmetics, I want a brand new one."
"I want a computer, and now that we have power, I want to play with the computer."
"Miao Miao wants more candy."
"Alas! I don't really want anything, but there is a little brother of the village chief who is quite majestic, so when the time comes, I will go to him for a round and let him have more big brothers! ā
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The next day ā
Ye Xuan sneaked into the village chief's house again, looking at the other party holding the quilt with a frightened look on his face.
His heart suddenly felt a little uneasy.
Damn, found out by conscience.
Hurry up and get under control!
But the mushrooms are really easy to use.
Ye Xuan took out a piece of fried noodles with charming mushrooms and handed it to the village chief, and after watching the other party quickly solve the breakfast, he left a sentence of 'You are still a girl today'.
In fact, he also thought about whether to stuff the charm mushroom directly, but later thought it was too strange, so he gave up this idea.
After dealing with the village chief, the time was already unconsciously nine o'clock.
Ye Xuan stood on the roof of his house, looking into the distance, today was already the first ...... Anyway, it's been a few days, and his lovely staff hasn't come back yet, it's so wasteful.
A few black dots suddenly appeared in the distance, then gradually grew larger.
Ye Xuan carefully observed through the binoculars, and it was a group of vehicles driving towards this side, and there were about a dozen or twenty vehicles.
There was a sudden rush of excitement in his heart that his new employee had finally arrived.
The convoy stopped when it was still a few hundred meters away from Ye Xuan's house, and in front of them there were piles of roadblocks, among which there was also a part of the contribution of the passionate duo.
Wen Sheng stepped out of the car and looked at the small courtyard of Ye Xuan's house in the distance, and his heart was surging.
He has finally returned, with a large number of men and horses, and this time he will definitely be able to take revenge.
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"Boss, there really aren't any zombies here! It's true! ā
"Calm down, we are going to do big things in the future, how can we be so frizzy."
Zhou Ye looked at the clean village in front of him, and he also had a lingering smile on his face.
This day has finally arrived, I don't know when, they have been living in fear, every day they have to worry about zombies, but also worry about running out of food, and occasionally worry about the people around them becoming zombies, and now they have finally found a clean place to stay.
At this time, Wen Sheng walked to his side, pointed at Ye Xuan and said:
"Master Zhou, you see that guy is the slut I said, you see that these roadblocks are all made by him, maybe he just regards this place as his own territory."
Zhou Ye patted Wen Sheng's shoulder.
"Call me Boss from now on! Called Zhou Ye too shengfen. ā
"Well, you've done a good job this time, and you've got a lot of rewards."
"Now, since we're here, it's not their turn to call the shots here, and this is our territory from now on."
Wen Sheng's eyes flashed, but he still said a few times in succession.
Zhou Ye gave him another task.
"Go and call him to me, and say I want to see him."
Zhou Ye's order, he naturally didn't dare not listen, but if he asked him to go over and call someone, he didn't have the courage, after all, he had seen how fierce Ye Xuan was, and he might not be able to come back in the past.
Wen Sheng's mind turned, isn't it just a matter of calling people over? He didn't say he had to let me go.
So he stood in front of the barricade and waved vigorously, if it weren't for the fact that this place was too far away from Ye Xuan and them, he would have to shout directly.
Seeing that waving his hand was useless, he directly raised his two middle fingers, and for a while his fingers were shaking, making all kinds of movements that were not easy for children, and he almost stripped himself naked.
Wen Sheng wasn't worried that they wouldn't be able to see, he knew that Ye Xuan and his party each had a telescope, and this was the distance from their line of sight.
In his various postures, Huang Wen also walked up and followed his boss to make various postures.
And behind them, a group of people led by Zhou Ye looked at the black lines in their heads.
Just when they wanted to stop these two fools*, Ye Xuan and his party walked over to this side.