Chapter 27: Where Did the Instant Noodles Go?
At the cafeteria opened by the village chief.
A fat man turned around and left, he rubbed his stomach, although he had just finished eating, but in his opinion, that meal was not enough to even stuff his teeth.
Just as he sighed and lamented the injustice of the world, a familiar smell wafted in front of him.
He followed the smell and suddenly his eyes lit up.
From a distance, I saw a box of instant noodles on a table, and not only that, but there were also large bags of snacks there.
"Instant noodles! Sure enough, it's instant noodles! ”
He glanced left and right, and after confirming that there was no one nearby, he hurriedly trotted towards instant noodles.
Hunger overwhelmed him, and he didn't want to think about why there was a bowl of instant noodles here. Where did the owner of instant noodles go? Perhaps in his opinion, this bowl of instant noodles was lost by him, but now it has been recovered.
Of course, he is not a very irrational person, although the owner of the food is not at the scene, if he is caught, he will definitely be beaten.
So he quickly retreated to an empty house with instant noodles and snacks, and then locked the windows and closed the curtains so that no one could see him eating alone.
Holding the warm instant noodle bowl, he opened the lid with a warm heart.
Since a long time has passed, this bowl of instant noodles has been soaked thick and large.
The fat man looked at the bowl of noodles that were obviously oversoaked, and said bitterly:
"What a goddamn thing, wasting food!"
"Since you don't cherish it, then it's mine."
He took a sip of the bowl of noodles, perhaps he hadn't eaten instant noodles for a long time, and he felt that this bowl of instant noodles was much saltier than he had imagined.
Of course, there is also a peculiar smell of meat, although the meat is basically not visible, but it has a strange strong meat flavor.
It's like...... It's like blood tofu.
After eating the instant noodles and all the snacks on the scene, he burped heartily, which was probably the best meal he had since the end of the world.
After eating and drinking, he casually found a bed and lay on it with Erlang's legs crossed.
"When you're full, you should go to bed, and you should go to work only when you're stupid#!"
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"Frozen Mushroom"
"Sunshine: 75"
"Introduce yourself: why does he always frown because he is a ...... with facial paralysis?"
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"Mushroom of Destruction"
"Sunshine: 125"
"Self-introduction:
Destruction Mushroom Quotes –
For you, I can destroy the whole world.
Without you, my whole world would be ruined.
I put on a suit for you, and it's your funeral to meet again.
If marriage is the grave, then I want to be buried.
(a.k.a. Destruction Mushroom * Words Daquan)"
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God-level plants!
And it's two!
The Frozen Mushroom can freeze all the zombies present, and even in legend, it can even freeze a pond.
And the Destruction Mushroom, although it is the same as the Cherry Bomb in terms of damage, it can blow up a big hole in the field, Ye Xuan has a feeling that the most important thing about this plant's ability is that big pit.
The only pity is that the coffee beans have not yet come out, and the two cannot be used during the day.
Ye Xuan put away the plants, and the dullness in his heart had already dissipated, after all, life and death were not unexperienced.
…… What's more, everyone has a grudge.
Although Ye Xuan recovered quickly, the atmosphere at the scene was still heavy.
Xing Yishan was infected by the atmosphere of the scene, rubbed her red eyes, and then picked a few wild flowers and put them on the scene, which was regarded as a farewell to them.
Ye Xuan felt that he was not suitable for such a scene, so he left the house.
……
In the morning, Zhou Ye's group was beaten, and in the afternoon they began to work, which can be called the model worker among the model workers.
Of course, they started work so quickly, which had a lot to do with the previous beating, after all, they are now considered prisoners of war.
Either dig a pit to work, or dig a pit and bury yourself.
A simple choice of one or the other.
Ye Xuan found Zhou Ye, who was supervising on the side.
"Wen Sheng has become a zombie, he seems to have a tendency to take revenge on humans, if he gives you anything, be careful."
Zhou Ye held a toothpick in his mouth, lined up his chest and said:
"Don't worry, do you Zhou Ye and I seem to be so inexperienced?"
Ye Xuan frowned, I see that you are quite inexperienced in this sentence!
It is just right to take this opportunity to rectify this group of people, so that they will not be working on the surface, but they are lazy in secret.
"Call everybody."
Zhou Ye smiled disdainfully, and had no idea of obeying orders at all.
"Shhhh People are small and big, do your best! ”
He pointed to the employees underground and said loudly:
"See, these are labor-management people, just you, a little deflated person who is a stand-in, dare to come to me?"
Ye Xuan slowly tightened his belt.
"I'll give you another chance, call everyone over."
Just like Ye Xuan wanted to establish his authority, this Zhou Ye also wanted to redefine his status.
The people under him are his best bargaining chips.
And the old members of the team in front of him are the objects of his rearrangement.
"You count the shallots? That is, for the sake of your boss, otherwise I would have ordered someone to kill you a long time ago. ”
Zhou Ye has always been very confident in his vision, the person in front of him is more than murderous, and domineering is not enough, although he has tried his best to restrain his murderous energy, but at best it is the life of a thug, this kind of person will be more or less in the last days.
The last days lack everything, that is, there is no shortage of outlaws.
Ye Xuan nodded, it would be easy to do after determining the other party's attitude, what he had to do now was very simple, that is, to help him correct his attitude, let him know that he was not actually the boss, at best he was a prisoner of war leader.
POW Boss vs Outlaw!
Ye Xuan pulled the belt from his pants.
Well, he didn't have a belt, but he wasn't worried about his pants falling off suddenly.
Syllable! Syllable! Syllable!
"Whoa~whoa~whoa~whoa!"
Before Zhou Ye started to shout, a few belts were thrown on him one after another, the kind that was very hard, anyway, this person didn't plan to work, even if he was lying in a wheelchair, it was the same, just pump it to death.
It's like a dad pumping his son.
The people who were working on the side saw that someone was pumping their son, and they rushed over to this side.
Ye Xuan took the belt, put a set on Zhou Ye's neck, and then pulled it back vigorously.
Zhou Ye suddenly rolled his eyes, stuck out his tongue, and fell to the ground with convulsions.
He struggled constantly, scratching at the belt around his neck with his hands, trying to bring himself more fresh air waiting for me.
Ye Xuan raised his hand a little and showed him to everyone.
"This is the end of rebellion, do you want to be like him?"
Those who work are constantly speaking, but they have different voices.
"You let go of our boss first!"
"No! This lord, we don't want to rebel! ”
"I know I'm wrong, please spare me!"
“……”
Ye Xuan watched them babble here, observing the differences between each of them.
Then, Ye Xuan loosened his belt and let Zhou Ye slide to the ground like a dead dog.
Of course, he wasn't dead, his chest was still beating faintly and firmly.
"You, yes, it's you, you pick ten people out, and you will be their captain in the future, remember to do your job beautifully."
Ye Xuan pointed to the one who was the happiest and took him out alone.
The person who was pointed at pointed at himself in a circle, making sure that Ye Xuan was talking about him, everyone knew that he was Zhou Ye's most loyal subordinate!
Oh, this man doesn't know! It makes sense.
Then Ye Xuan pointed out four more people, divided the remaining dozens of people, and then recorded their names and appearances one by one.
Of course, Ye Xuan didn't say clearly what the captain meant, he just said that they should take their team members to work hard.
"Very good, now that you are all in a good group, remember to work hard, this wall is for your safety in the future, don't be careless, now there are two other things, which of you has seen Wen Sheng and Huang Wen at noon?"
Everyone looked at each other a few times, then shook their heads.
"Wen Sheng and Huang Wen have both turned into zombies at noon, you still have to pay more attention, don't be infected."
At this time, the person who had called the happiest person stood up.
He thinks that he is Zhou Ye's most powerful assistant, so when Zhou Ye is lying down, he has the responsibility to temporarily replace Zhou Ye and handle everything well.
"Don't worry! We have also encountered this situation before, we have contracted the virus, and we don't want to spend the last few hours of our lives in peace, so we think about how to harm others, so we all have experience and will never eat indiscriminately. ”
emmmm: Why didn't you have instant noodles?
Before coming, Ye Xuan also looked for the village chief and asked him to gather the villagers, maybe because he was often beaten! The village chief's work was done quickly and well, and there was no nagging.
Of course, it may have something to do with the fireball in Xuan's father's hand.
"The second thing, give me a copy of the list of people you have here, and if you find people outside the list of people in the future, they will be treated as zombies."
Everyone looked at each other a few times, and they all said that there was no such thing.
Ye Xuan covered his head, now the gap is obvious, the village chief's side will use the register to register the surviving population at the beginning, and it has been mixed here for so long, there is not even a list of personnel.
"Although there is no list of people, there are only dozens of people, and we all know each other." The happiest man spoke.
So Ye Xuan asked everyone present to line up, and then asked Zihuan to take him to recognize him, and by the way, he wrote a list of personnel.
"There are 57 people in total, are they all present? Is there anyone else who hasn't been there? ”
Zhihuan looked at the long queue, thought about it carefully, and then nodded solemnly.
Ye Xuan looked at the group of people and asked:
"Then have you seen a box of instant noodles that have been soaked and speak out boldly, no one will blame you."
Ye Xuan: ......
So! What about instant noodles?
I feel a burst of pride, what does an outsider know? Our team is organized and disciplined, and we don't eat indiscriminately, which is a lesson in blood.
Ye Xuan felt a headache, and finally admonished.
"That bowl of instant noodles is likely to have been poisoned, and after eating it, it will turn people into zombies, but now it's gone, it's likely to be eaten, you better pay more attention!"
No one admitted it before, and now no one will admit it, who would want to be treated like a zombie? Ye Xuan could only remind them to pay attention to safety.
The most happy face with a gloomy face, again and again, again and again, isn't it questioning his ability?
So he accentuated his tone and emphasized it again.
"As I said, my brothers are all well-behaved, they don't eat indiscriminately!"
Ye Xuan pushed him back, and then called the other four people out, but unfortunately these four people were all relatively cowardly types, and they all said that they didn't know.
"Alright, dig a pit! I'm going to show you five tasks, and you move separately as a team. ”
"You take a team of people to move building materials......"
Seeing that everyone was carrying out the tasks they gave them in an orderly manner, Ye Xuan nodded with satisfaction, at least it was not like before when he was directly on the bright side.
After waiting for ten minutes, Zhou Ye finally relieved himself, and Ye Xuan told him the good news that he had selected five excellent assistants for him.
Although Zhou Ye was angry in his heart, he was also mentally prepared for this.
Well, of course, it's not that he's unpredictable, but he's heard everything he just said.
Even if it was like this, it didn't matter, those were his subordinates, would they still listen to an outsider?
Ye Xuan looked at Zhou Ye, who was coldly opposed, and told him another good news.
"Someone will help you supervise them later, are you happy?"
"Hmph."
Do you think this will shake my rule? You have no idea where I stand in their hearts.
Looking at the stupid # who could only hum in front of him, Ye Xuan felt a burst of apologies in his heart.
I heard that lack of oxygen may cause problems with intelligence, but I didn't expect it to be so obvious, a good living person, now he can only hum, what is the difference between this and a pig?
"And the little girl who can play in the water, I have something to do with her, and I will take her away later."
Hearing this, Zhou Ye stopped humming.
"You dare!"
Syllable! Syllable! Syllable!
Ye Xuan didn't say it again, just shook his belt.
“…… At the very least, she had to ask her own opinion. ”
Zhou Ye took Ye Xuan to the place where Yan Shi rested, he was confident that his niece would never follow this guy.
A nearby house was cleaned up and used as a resting place for the many wounded.
As soon as Ye Xuan entered, he saw that the person with the arrow in the ass was looking at a photo.
Because she had been lying on the bed, coupled with the fact that she was fascinated, she didn't notice the arrival of Ye Xuan and the others.
Ye Xuan looked at the photo beside him, on it was a man and a woman, the woman was lying here, what about the man?
"Has this man become a zombie?"
"No, I remember that they were showing affection some time ago."
Ye Xuan smiled happily.
"Good! That's a good thing! At least she won't have to turn off the lights to find her husband in the future. ”
The woman glared at him fiercely.
"My husband is gone this morning."
Ye Xuan smashed his mouth, what a coincidence! He squinted at Zhou Ye angrily.
"It's all your fault, why do you keep thinking about doing it? Looks like you can! ”
Master Zhou: ......
I'm # still not understanding why I lost, and I lost with a numerical advantage!
Ye Xuan originally wanted to pull these wounded people to work, but now that this scene happened, he didn't speak again.
After all, he still has some conscience, people are sad, and he still asks them to work, what if this person relies on himself?
This woman is indirectly reducing the burden on others.
"Let's go! What are you doing? ”
Master Zhou: ......
Villains, villains, dogs and people!
Didn't you stop first?
I have to say that all the leaders are the same, they don't like others to press on their heads.
Zhou Ye is like this, and so is the village chief.
I guess they must have a lot of language in common!
As a mutant, Yan Shi naturally has privileges.
While everyone else had to be crammed into the hall outside, with only a futon at most, she could have a small room and sleep on the bed and watch the scenery outside.
Ye Xuan looked at the girl in front of him, he didn't move if the enemy didn't move.
He had been sitting in this room for a few minutes, but the girl hadn't even given him a straight eye.
In the end, it was Ye Xuan who spoke first, after all, he was a person with status, his time was sunshine, and he couldn't easily waste it here.
"I have something to look for you, and I need you to come with us."
"Get out!"
"It's not a discussion, it's a notice."
"Hehe, it's up to you, if you didn't attack me in groups, how could I lose, and when I get better, I will get back this one."
After Ye Xuan listened, he sighed in his heart.
This girl is a little arrogant! And it's a little stupid, you said you were lying down, what are you crazy? Aren't you afraid that others will cut down the grass and eradicate the roots?
Besides, you're not that strong!
Of course, in Yan Shi's opinion, this is the case, she is very strong.
In the previous time, it was Xuan's father and Xuan Jie who fought with her, and Ye Xuan did not make a move.
emmm plant didn't count him as a shot, and she was already dizzy when the plant shot and didn't see it, and the others didn't have time to explain the situation to her later.
Of course, she also knew Ye Xuan, after all, the sudden appearance of the big face was still very impressive.
Of course, it's not a good impression.
In her opinion, she stabilized the other party, but Ye Xuan and his party fought more and less, and they also engaged in sneak attacks, which led to her defeat.
As for the past, it was even more so, and the people under her uncle, five or six of them were not her opponents.
Of course, this also indirectly led to the fact that the fighting skills of this girl, who was supposed to be a melee combat, were so poor, and she could only turn the king eight punches, and the other party did not realize the mistake at all.
Yan Shi: That's right! That's right! I'm just that strong!
Pride!
Ye Xuan knew that this guy had no choice but to say that there was no way, so he threw the water on the side to her.
"Get ready! I won't talk about that anymore. ”
Yan Shi looked at the water in her hand blankly, stunned for a moment, and then sneered and twisted the lid open, pouring the water on herself.
She was only slapped twice on the head before, although it had some impact, but it didn't have full zombie combat power, if this guy thought he could handle himself like this, then he miscalculated.
And Zhou Ye stood aside, secretly cheering for his niece.
Let him go directly, he doesn't have the guts, but let him shout loudly, he can't afford to lose this face.
After all, let a little girl from the family come forward to fight by herself, and a big man standing behind shouting cheers, even with his face, he can't bear it.
Therefore, he was left to stand aside in silence, this choice.
Ye Xuan saw that the other party was ready, so he directly hit the girl's chin with an uppercut, if this blow really hit, it is estimated that he will have to support others for a lifetime.
Unfortunately, a film of water appeared on her chin, and Ye Xuan threw two more punches in a row, testing the defensive strength of the water curtain and the speed of condensation.
Then he withdrew to the side, and just now none of the girls moved, making him feel like he was bullying a mentally retarded person.
Well, a retarded person who can play with water.
"Don't you fight back?"
"Just let you know the gap between you and me, even if I don't move anything, you can't do anything, that's the reality."
The girl sat peacefully on the bed with an indifferent smile on her face.
Ye Xuan sighed, feeling more and more that he was bullying the children.
"Okay! Be careful, little pot friend! ”
He strode forward and pulled the sheets directly under his sister.
The girl exclaimed, and before she could react, she was pulled to Ye Xuan's side.
Looking at the girl who fell to the ground, Ye Xuan lowered his center of gravity and made a blow to the top of his knee.
A film of water was hit by the knee when it was halfway through the condensation, and although it was only half, it still managed to block the blow.
But the sudden feeling of weightlessness reappeared, and the girl was slammed against the wall.
Well, it's good to weigh less!
Ye Xuan threw away the collar in his hand, took advantage of the situation and received an elbow blow, and smashed it the smooth back of the girl when she was still in a hurry.
Well, this time I finally didn't wear just one dress.
Maybe the girl can maintain two water films at the same time, but she can't seem to wrap her whole body, and the blow from behind is right in the dead corner of her vision, so she doesn't know where the water film should condense.
Click~
There was a crunch.
It sounds like it's supposed to be a broken bone.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
The sound of this girl's screaming.
The girl rolled in place in pain, while Zhou Ye looked at Ye Xuan dumbfounded.
As if looking at the young man in front of him, this scene seemed to be a little beyond his imagination.
Ye Xuan touched the girl's body and made sure that it was not a big problem, so he casually put a piece of clothing on her, and then carried it on his shoulder and took it away.
"I've taken the people away, and the overseer will send them to you later."
The wounded outside the door heard the screams and approached this side one after another, Ye Xuan opened the door and saw a group of wounded people surrounding him, so that he felt that he was a villain, and those people were all heroes, even if they were injured, they would come to stop him.
"What's going on? Is it just bullying the old, weak, sick and disabled today? ”
Fortunately, the reality did not develop this way.
Those people just asked: What's wrong?
The door was closed, and they didn't know what was going on inside.
"Oh oh, she fell out of bed and broke herself, I'll take her to see it."
Ye Xuan said righteously: "I also have an unshirkable responsibility for this matter, don't worry!" I'll definitely take good care of her. ”
Looking at Ye Xuan's departing back, they all exclaimed:
"What a man!"
"Yes, yes!"