Chapter 29 Baa Baa
In the middle of the night, there was a knock at the gate of the courtyard, and Ye Xuan opened his eyes, and there was obviously a little bloodshot in the whites of his eyes.
"Cao Cao, Cao Cao!"
Due to his previous habits, he has been sleeping very lightly, and only a little movement can wake him up.
β¦β¦ And tonight, this is the third time he has been woken up.
Silently, he pulled out his shotgun and walked towards the gate.
If, this time it's still the second middle school disease who is clamoring to apprentice, I'll blow up his dog's head!
After Ye Xuan walked to the gate of the courtyard angrily, he saw Zhang Jijiu with a pale face.
Zhang Jijiu seemed to be taken aback by Ye Xuan, who was holding a shotgun, and his hands and feet were a little uneasy.
Ye Xuan saw that it was not the stupid hat, and half of the anger in his heart had already dissipated.
The remaining half depends on how the person in front of you responds.
"Oh! Lao Zhang! What are you doing here? β
After speaking, a trace of embarrassment appeared on Ye Xuan's face, but since it was night, the other party didn't notice that something was wrong with his face.
It's really ashamed, Ye Xuan doesn't remember the name of the person in front of him at all, but it doesn't matter, most of the people in the village are sexual, and it must be no problem to call him so.
Zhang Jijiu felt the cold wind of the night and tightened his coat, but unfortunately Ye Xuan had no intention of letting him into the house at all.
But it doesn't matter, he is still gradually getting used to his boss's daily off-line behavior.
He took out a small bag from his pocket and handed it to Ye Xuan, then said in despair:
"Boss, I was infected with the zombie virus, this is my last baby, it will be rid of you, please be sure to pass it on so that more people in the world can see it!"
This thing was something he thought about before finally deciding to give it to Ye Xuan.
Although he also considered whether to hand it over to the village chief, he quickly rejected the idea.
Perhaps, with the inclusiveness of the boss, he can understand me better!
Now, Zhang Jijiu plans to leave here and go to his place to wait for death, preferably with beautiful scenery and many two-dimensional worlds.
"Wait a minute, don't worry!"
After Ye Xuan listened to Zhang Jijiu's words, he immediately invited him into the courtyard, planning to have a careful chat with him.
Well, that's please, the clothes are torn, that's a quality problem.
Zhang Jijiu hugged his shoulders and sat in the courtyard blowing the cold wind, if there was any difference from before, it was that his clothes had turned into rags, and there was a cold stone bench under his buttocks.
But these are just external difficulties that can be easily overcome by willpower.
However, the most important thing is that there is a man who is called 'male and female' is sitting opposite him.
And there was not a single piece of clothing on him that could bring him the slightest warmth.
This made him a little flustered.
"Boss, what's the matter with us? I felt like I was dying, I wanted to die in my bed. β
Ye Xuan carefully observed his employees and said decisively:
"It's okay, the zombie virus hasn't broken out yet, you still have some time, you can tell me first, why do you feel like you're going to become a zombie."
After listening to the other party's story, Ye Xuan had some understanding of the current situation.
As long as the fat man hit his clothes before, although he bit him to bleed, he didn't bite directly.
And the blood that spurted into his mouth later was when the fat man hadn't turned into a zombie yet, maybe he could save it.
Most importantly, he admired the behavior of this young man, and he encountered such an unfortunate thing, but he did not want to take revenge on others, which is the most commendable.
At least compared to the fat man and the passionate duo before him, he seems very tall.
Wow, the passionate duo - the fat man - Zhang Jijiu
Probably this is a route of transmission!
"Boss? What happened to you? β
Zhang Jijiu looked at Ye Xuan's dark face, and suddenly spoke out, interrupting his more and more deviant train of thought.
"Ahem, it's okay, I didn't sleep well tonight, this head is easy to get confused."
"Why don't I go back first? Will you sleep again? β
Ye Xuan looked at Zhang Jijiu in front of him, the other side was pale, but his pupils were still clear.
"Don't worry, I'll explain to you how to resist the zombie virus, you may not become a zombie."
Ye Xuan spent more than half an hour telling him everything he knew.
"As long as you carry it, you can have superpowers?"
Zhang Jijiu's eyes suddenly lit up, and his whole body exuded a different brilliance.
Look at the other party's chattering invisibility, time stop, hypnosis and other superpowers.
Ye Xuan felt that his focus seemed to be wrong, shouldn't he think about how to survive it now?
Why does the other party seem to have begun to pick out superpowers?
Seeing that the other party was already excited, Ye Xuan couldn't dispel his positive attitude, which might help him get through the difficulties.
"Actually, I didn't choose this thing by myself, and it all depends on luck."
"Luck? Luck seems to be a good thing! β
Ye Xuan knocked on the stone table, attracting Zhang Jijiu's attention.
Seeing that his vision had gradually blurred, Ye Xuan knew that this was a phenomenon that the zombie virus had begun to attack.
It's up to his willpower and luck.
If you're lucky, you can awaken your ability by taking a bath, but if you're unlucky, you'll have to carry it hard.
Looking at his eyes, Ye Xuan began to assist.
"Lao Zhang, how about you hypnotize quickly?"
ββ¦β¦ Hypnosis? β
"If hypnosis doesn't want it, what about stealth?"
ββ¦β¦ Stealth? β
"There's even a stop waiting for you sometimes!"
ββ¦β¦ Time to stop? β
"Think about it, is there anything you usually want to do but don't dare to do? Now you can let it out. β
Zhang Jijiu was stunned for a moment, as if he had thought of something, and then with a hint of shyness on his face, he said what he wanted in his heart.
ββ¦β¦ I think... I want to sing... But no one listened...... Can you? β
Ye Xuan was stunned, why is this wish? But he still went along with it.
"Come on! I'm ready! β
Zhang Jijiu opened his mouth, and then the incomplete singing voice resounded in the sky.
"Pleasant Goat...... Mei Yang Yang ...... Lazy Sheep ...... Don't look at me as a sheep......"
Ye Xuan: Ξ£γ½ (γΠ γ; )οΎ
Ye Xuan forcibly restrained himself from the idea of blocking his ears, and looked at the other side with a smile, while his mind was churning.
In his mind, Zhang Jijiu has been beaten to death by him several times, not to mention what the lyrics are about, this unpleasantness is enough for him to be killed.
Yan Shi opened the window angrily, and when she was really about to scold, she was glared back by Ye Xuan.
In addition to her being woken up, several other people were also woken up one after another, looking at the two sitting in the garden with resentment on their faces.
Of course, they have all seen the world, and they probably know what this situation is, so they can only honestly close the windows and pray that their skin will not be affected by poor sleep quality.
After he finished singing, he looked at Ye Xuan again and said:
ββ¦ Boss... I... Think... Run, run freely..."
Ye Xuan: ...... You've got a lot of!
"Of course, it's your freedom, go ahead and run as much as you want!"
Zhang Jijiu stood up violently, and then stumbled towards the gate of the courtyard, and when he passed the threshold, he was mixed and fell directly to the ground.
Ye Xuan just looked at him like this, and with a shovel in his hand, he was ready to wave it at any time.
Of course, Zhang Jijiu didn't react to this at all, he was still immersed in the world of his music, running and singing at the same time......
β¦β¦ Pleasant Goat!
Ye Xuan: ......
Suddenly I don't want to keep up, or just wait at home, if he turns into a zombie, he will run back by himself, if he doesn't run back, then I'll go to him in half an hour.
I shook my head and threw this comfortable, but obviously unreliable idea, out of my head.
"No way, who told me to be serious and responsible!"
Zhang Jijiu was running in front, while Ye Xuan was riding an electric car, carrying a shovel and following behind, and soon, the whole village was woken up, they looked in the direction of the song, and only saw the tail lights of an electric car.
β¦β¦ There is also the back on the car, the back that the whole village can't forget.
Village Chief: Is this guy and fake wine? Why is it so wild all of a sudden?
Zhou Ye: This guy probably has some problems with his head!
Employees: ??? Is this a way to wake us up and work?
Mushroom Foursome: Do you work overtime in the morning? So can you add mushrooms for breakfast?
Ye Xuan didn't expect that his kind actions would actually make his reputation develop in such a strange direction, and it seemed to be gone forever.
Of course, even if he knew, he wouldn't care.
Maybe Zhang Jijiu's running direction has a destination! His singing had reached the outside of the village, and his people had gone with him.
Now he has been running freely for ten or twenty minutes, but he still has no idea of stopping.
Boom~
A crisp sound of water came into Ye Xuan's ears, he subconsciously felt that something was wrong, carefully observed the surrounding environment, and found that this was where they usually drew water, and there should be a river full of zombie fish in the darkness in front of him.
Ye Xuan hurriedly sped up and tried to stop Zhang Jijiu.
"Stop! Stop it! β
"Wuhu~"
"I'll definitely be back!"
With a cheer, Zhang Jijiu jumped in and jumped directly to the center of the river, and suddenly there was a huge wave.
Ye Xuan looked at the churning water in the river, and patches of bright red rippled out in the center of the river, and then it was diluted by other rivers and turned pink.
He sighed.
Now in this situation, it is impossible for him to go into the water to save people, and if he goes down, he will not save people, but take another one.
"Lao Zhang! Later the pond is dug out ......"
Oh roar~
Wait a minute......
I still think I can struggle.
Damn zombie fish, eat my great magic skill - ice coral!
Ye Xuan dropped a frozen mushroom at the center of the river.
The frozen mushroom's eyes blinked, with a majesty unlike any other plant.
A blue light burst out, directly freezing the entire river into ice.
Ye Xuan tried to step on it.
β¦β¦ There was no movement.
"Lao Zhang! When the pond is dug up in the future, I will kill more zombie fish to avenge you! You'll just go all the way! β
Ye Xuan was silent for a few minutes, and then left the river.
Before leaving, he glanced at the river, which still exuded a faint cold air, and had no intention of melting at all.
β¦β¦β¦β¦
The next day, before dawn, a sharp knock on the door woke Ye Xuan from his sleep.
Ye Xuan opened his bloodshot eyes, looked at the current time, and silently picked up the shovel next to him.
The village chief looked at the murderous Ye Xuan in front of him, and immediately took a few steps back, and then met him with courage.
He handed out half a note and hurriedly asked:
"Is Ah Jiu here with you? Where is he? What the hell happened to him? β
Ye Xuan stretched out his hand to take the half note and looked at it carefully.
"My last journey probably ended with my boss, where I felt the joy and ease I hadn't felt in a long time.
Of course, you are the best, but he can bring me a different kind of happiness.
Maybe the next time we meet, I'll be a zombie, so please don't show mercy."
The note was incomplete, and the village chief tore up at least half of the content, leaving only the last three sentences related to Ye Xuan.
"Did you hear yesterday's song?"
"Of course, I'm not deaf, can I say ......?"
"He's become a zombie, mourning!"
Ye Xuan looked at the village chief's face in front of him and suddenly turned pale, and finally sat on the ground.
Moving the village chief who was blocking the road to the side, Ye Xuan also began to prepare for the matter of going to Qingshui Town.
β¦β¦
Father Xuan looked at Ye Xuan and his daughter sitting in the car, and his face had turned completely black.
When Ye Xuan discussed with him about the trip to Qingshui Town before, he let him stay here on the grounds that he needed a strong man to sit in the base camp.
It just so happened that he didn't want to go to Qingshui Town.
But I didn't expect this guy to go with his daughter.
Fortunately, there were not only the two of them in the car, but also a prisoner, which made him feel a little more at ease.
He muttered things like 'not safe, not safe anywhere, not safe for zombies, not safe for companions......'
After Ye Xuan repeatedly assured that the population of his family would not change, Xuan's father rolled his eyes and left.
Father Xuan felt that his eyes were getting more and more proficient, and this should be thanks to Ye Xuan.
Except for Xuan Jie, who voluntarily followed, the others were reluctant to leave the safe place of Qingshui Village.
Although Ye Xuan intended to let Xing Yishan go with him, when the other party was obviously reluctant, Ye Xuan did not force it, but just drew two tubes of blood from her.
And then there was one more gossip about someone.
Ye Xuan threatened with Qingshuizhen's behavior, which eventually caused a certain girl to bleed profusely. β
Well, I didn't mention who a certain girl was, but Ye Xuan's relevant information was clearly stated, and even how thick the needle tube was was made up by her.
Xuan Jie looked at the two dark circles on Ye Xuan's face, and decisively volunteered.
"Although my driving skills are not as good as yours, you are too tired now, so let me drive!"
"Good! I didn't expect it to be just the two of us this time. β
Without waiting for Yan Shi to open her mouth, Ye Xuan immediately added a sentence.
"Captives don't count!"
Wang jing:......
Yan Shi: ......
Wang Jing pursed her lips and didn't respond, she felt that her original vision was good, and she saw Ye Xuan's essence at a glance - blind eyes!
But she didn't expect that when she was waiting for me, her best friend would also be damaged.
Yan Shi gave her a look of pity on the side.
β¦β¦
Ye Xuan suddenly remembered the small cloth bag that Zhang Jijiu gave him before.
At that time, he also said what kind of treasure is here? This made Ye Xuan wait for my curiosity to suddenly get up, and I was not in a hurry to sleep, so I immediately took out the cloth bag, wanting to see what was inside.
He first checked the bag, it was not big, it was not heavy, and there was only one.
Next is the real lottery time, and several other people heard Ye Xuan tell the previous story, and they were also interested in this bag, so they all turned their heads over.
Then, Ye Xuan took out a note from the bag, and there was a small doll of Mei Yangyang.
Ye Xuan: ......
This person really has a deep love for Pleasant Goat!
Note β
"Boss, I really want to take another bite of mushrooms!
Okay, I know you'd say mushrooms haven't grown yet, but I think it's just that you're stingy, and you just need sunlight to grow a whole bunch of them.
As a result, you are so stingy, obviously I have picked up so much sunshine for you.
Finally, the contents of the USB flash drive are my favorite, I don't want them to be lost in this world, even if the end of the world comes, they should be the treasure of the world.
I am sure that you will be able to understand me with your hobbies, and this treasure will be handed over to you, so please pass them on to the next generation."
After reading the note, Ye Xuan suddenly became interested in the things in this USB flash drive, and passed it on to the next generation with his hobbies and the treasures of the world?
What hobbies can Ye Xuan have? It's not just about killing zombies.
Could it be that there is some lost secret book of magic in this? After practicing, you can casually rush to the zombie group and kill indiscriminately, but because Zhang Jijiu's talent is not good, can't he practice?
Wang Jing suddenly had a bad premonition about the contents of this USB flash drive, and she felt that this thing might be a pit.
And the source of the premonition comes from the gossip she spreads.
Ye Xuan hurriedly plugged this USB flash drive into the driving computer, and watched this 'magic cheats' with everyone.
β¦β¦β¦β¦
The story of the Pleasant Goat and the Beautiful Goat.
- Live-action version!
The sound of e~e~a~a~ suddenly sounded in the car.
This wonderful sound echoed throughout the car.
Ye Xuan propped his chin with both hands and carefully criticized these works.
He flipped through it, and in addition to the Pleasant Goat and the Beautiful Sheep, there were also Boiling Sheep and Mei Sheep, Lazy Sheep and Mei Sheep, Big Big Wolf and Mei Sheep in the USB flash drive......
That's right, most of the male protagonists are different, but the female protagonists are basically beautiful sheep.
Oh, there's another heroine who is a warm sheep, and the other protagonist,
β¦β¦ It's still a beautiful sheep.
The other girls were already smiling and their faces were cramping.
Ye Xuan silently took this thing back into his pocket, the thing is a good thing, but it is not suitable for now, and it is when it comes in handy in the dead of night.
At this time, Wang Jing stabbed him in the waist, and then took out his mobile phone.
Ye Xuan handed over the USB flash drive with understanding, and the two completed a tacit transaction, without avoiding anyone during the whole process.
Wang Jing: The new learning materials are here!
β¦β¦
After the video broadcast of Meiyangyang, the car continued to drive to Qingshui Town.
Well, at least it's better not to drive when playing a small movie, Ye Xuan still has a bit of @ in his heart about these basic knowledge.
After nearly half an hour of driving, a large tree fell on the road, blocking the whole road, and there may be some gaps for bicycles and the like to pass, but the van is not to be considered.
When Ye Xuan was fine, he would use a telescope to observe the situation ahead, so as not to be encircled by zombies.
When he looked at the big tree in the middle of the road, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he motioned for Xuanjie to slow down.
Then ask Yan Shi, who had been here before.
"Was this tree here before?"
Yan Shi opened her mouth, she originally wanted to be passive and slack off, but thinking of the consequences, she could only say sullenly:
"Well, it fell here before we came to Shimizu Village."
"How did you get here?"
"My uncle said that there might be a problem here, it is likely that someone deliberately blocked the road and robbed, plus it was ...... at the time"
At that time, they were busy grabbing Ye Xuan's territory, and they didn't want to make any extraneous branches, so they bypassed here, but they didn't expect to lose themselves in the end.
"Anyway, we didn't pass through here, but spared some way, and there are other places to get to Qingshui Town."
Ye Xuan observed it carefully, and his heart became more and more excited.
"You may be glad you didn't stay here, and of course, I'm glad you didn't stay here."
Yan Shi: ???
Xuan Jie glanced at him and noticed the excitement on his face, so he took the initiative to propose:
"Shall we drive near that tree and stop?"
Ye Xuan looked at Xuan Jie, who had a very tacit understanding with him, and the two of them thought of going together.
"What do I think, but I still have to ask your opinion, after all, the team is not me alone, the front may be very dangerous, it should be a trap deliberately set by some 'people', and we have to take the initiative to step into this trap."
"Excuse me, would you like to accompany me on an adventure?"
Xuan Jie took the initiative to stretch out her hand and shook it with Ye Xuan.
"Of course I do."
Yan Shi: ......
Wang jing:......
After listening to the conversation between the man and woman, the first to protest was Yan Shi, who was not very familiar with them.
The grumpy girl Yan Shi shouted loudly:
"Is there danger ahead? So why don't we take a detour? β
Wang Jing was quite calm, she comforted the girl next to her.
"Rest assured, you're just a captive, where do you get the right to advise.
Besides, the man in front of him is deaf, and he won't hear anything you say.
Look at me, I'm obviously a member of this team, but when the two of them counted the heads, they didn't count me in, I guess, until now, the man thought there were only two people in the car! β
When Xuan Jie heard this, there was a trace of shame on her face, she had indeed ignored her best friend before, but her best friend was relieved, and it was not too late to make amends, so she stretched out her hand and slapped her.
"Quiet~"
"Xuan'er~"
"Mo Mo Da~" Γ2
Ye Xuan looked at Wang Jing with a blanket face, saying that he looked innocent!