Zheng Mang changed into slippers and entered the house, and shouted to the middle-aged woman sitting in the living room watching TV: "Mom, what TV are you watching?" ”

"Mangmang is back?"

Mother Zheng got up and dusted off the dust that didn't exist on Zheng Mang's body, pulled her hair back together, looked up and down, and said, "Are you thin?" ”

I took a piece of osmanthus cake from the kitchen and said, "I just made osmanthus cake, it's still hot......

"Thank you, Mom!" Zheng Mang said with a smile.

"This kid!"

Zheng's mother also smiled and said, "It's all my own family, thank you for what else." ”

"What about dad and brother?"

Zheng Mang asked.

"Your dad, you don't know that you can see people in the middle of the moon and in the middle of the sky? Your brother is playing a game on it. ”

Zheng's mother yelled upstairs while packing up her things.

"Zheng Chong, your sister is back, come out quickly! They are all about to intern, and they still play games all day long, so they don't know how to spend their time on the right path! ”

"Coming, coming, I'm playing this group, I'll come down when I'm done."

An impatient voice came from the back room.

……

Zheng Mang's father is the deputy minister of the ZX Department, and he is forty-seven or eighteen years old.

Zheng Mang's mother was a division-level cadre of the Jingcheng Women's Federation.

There are a lot of magical institutions in China.

For example, the Women's Federation.

Although the Women's Federation is a crowded place, as long as it is a sensible person, it does not dare to underestimate it.

The reason is simple, although they are not big leaders, many of them are big leaders.

……

Zheng Mang's younger brother is called Zheng Chong.

The names of the siblings were given by his grandfather, and she knew her grandfather's origin from this name.

Zheng Chong studied in a prestigious school, and he was the first of the four famous schools in the hearts of the people of Beijing - the National People's Congress.

Many of the students in their class are the second and third generations like Zheng Chong, and they have gathered together at a table with crooked melons and cracked dates, and their major is very powerful - philosophy.

A great man once said that to let a group of college students who have not entered the society study philosophy is to play hooligan.

The quality of their teaching in this class is rubbish.

The most important thing is that the source of students is too poor, the study style is bad enough, and there are even more skipping classes than attending classes.

Once, the leaders of the college personally inspected the teaching situation and were so angry that they almost had a heart attack.

When the leader walked to Zheng Chong's class, because it was not a professional class and it was raining heavily, there were only 13 students in their class, and 4 of them were classmates from other classes who accompanied their male (female) friends to class.

Anyway, Zheng Chong got mixed up in college for three years, and basically only did two things: sleeping and playing games.

Life is like looking in the mirror, treating a thing with a joke mentality, you will definitely gain a lot of jokes.

Just say a joke about Zheng Chong's classmates.

When he took the English level 4 test, he cut down on food and clothing and hired a gunman to take the test on his behalf, and he also found someone to make a fake ID card.

The gunman is a senior who has graduated from this school, and he is a graduate student in the department, but he can't save face for his friends, and he wants to earn some extra money to take the exam on his behalf.

But this person is unlucky, and he can smash his heel with a fart.

The gunman was assigned to the front row of the examination room and sat under the eyes of the invigilator.

Before the exam started, the invigilator stared at the gunman and wondered, "Have I ever been your thesis defense examiner?" As for last year, you wrote a good paper, and I was quite impressed. What's your name? ”

The gunman was so frightened that he was about to pee, and he stubbornly said, "Teacher, I'm only a junior in college, how can I write a graduation thesis?" ”

The invigilator looked left and right, but still couldn't recall, so he could only say, "Maybe I recognized the wrong person." ”

Before the gunman could breathe a sigh of relief, suddenly the teacher in the examination room next door came in with an ID card: "Lao Li, do you see if there is a problem with this ID card?" ”

The invigilator picked up the gunman's fake ID card, compared it with another ID card for a long time, and finally came to the conclusion: "It's real." ”

In this way, Zheng Chong has been adhering to the word "mixed", and when he reached the fourth year, he saw that he was going to intern, and the days of suffering were always coming.

Bravely face the dripping blood and bleak life, there is a kind of Zheng Chong!

After about half an hour, Zheng Chong finally went downstairs to the living room, and directly collapsed on the sofa and half-laid, as if sitting up straight would waste his physical strength.

Before lying down, he also grabbed a handful of melon seeds on the coffee table, knocked out the shell and put it on the armrest of the sofa nearby, shaking his legs to greet: "Hey, sister, you look good!" ”

"Where, it's not as good as you."

Zheng Mang rolled his eyes, quite speechless at this younger brother.

Zheng Mu grabbed an orange and threw it over, and scolded: "Sit up straight, what do you look like now!" A young and strong guy, like a big smoker all day long. ”

Zheng Chong copied it, moved his buttocks, changed half-lying to reclining, and said with a hippie smile: "Mom, don't discipline me when you are old." only

My grandfather's bad name, my sister's is okay, it sounds like a personal name. ”

"What about mine, Zheng seed, small seed, seed, seed, seed, I don't know how many jokes I have made since I was a child, this name is crooked, can people stand up straight?"

"Not bad, not bad, what guts, it's a man!"

Zheng Mang sighed: "I haven't seen you for the past two months, and I dare to argue with my grandfather!" Zheng Chong, sure enough, there is a kind! ”

Zheng Mang slowly shook the pen in his hand, and a voice came from the pen: "Just the broken name that my grandfather took......"

Voice recorder?

This vicious woman is a journalist!

How did you forget about this stubble?

Zheng Chongru was hit by five thunders, stunned, and saw that he had stepped into a bottomless huge pit, and a crutch with wind and thunder slashed towards his head.

"Sister, sister, I'm your brother, dear......"

Zheng Chong howled dryly and pounced.

"At this time, I called my sister, why did you go earlier?"

Zheng Mang dodged dexterously.

The sisters and brothers often stage this kind of drama, encirclement and anti-encirclement, and the process has long been familiar.

Mother Zheng was busy in the kitchen for a while, suddenly remembered something, came to the living room and asked, "Mangmang, have you met the guy you like?" ”

Zheng Mang coped with the errand and said: "I just joined the work, I need to be motivated, and I don't have time to fall in love." ”

"No matter how busy you are at work, you have to solve your personal problems."

Mother Zheng sat next to her daughter and said, "You are twenty-four people, don't you dare to delay, if you drag it out any longer, no one will want it, or I will tell your president and say ......."

"My dear mother, you have told our president hundreds of times!"

Zheng Mang felt that he was not coming back for the holiday, but back for interrogation.

She was already numb to this, and learned from her younger brother to lie on the sofa, and said lazily, "Let's go directly to the program, how many objects have been introduced to me this time." You arrange a time, and I'll go out to dinner and meet them. ”

Mother Zheng sighed and said: "The resources of my unit, the resources of your father's unit, and the resources of neighbors, relatives and friends have all been consumed by you. You can't even look at one, I really don't know what you're looking for. ”

"In other words, I don't have to go on a blind date during the Mid-Autumn Festival?"

Zheng Mang was overjoyed.