Chapter 43: The right eye jumps

Data is still very important, it will be a signal of early warning of everything, and this signal will be more intuitively expressed.

Just like an author with a collection of hundreds may not be a great god, but a guy with a single-digit collection is definitely a hit......

You say yes, right? Inch time!

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All right!

Ye Xuan looked at the data in front of him and silently took it into his arms, he had to admit that he was not sensitive to data and could not get much useful information.

In his eyes, there are only three sentences related to zombies.

Where to kill?

How to kill?

Leave your mouth alive?

To sum it up, it's all over the place!

But even so, he sees some problems in this data.

Ye Xuan looked at the data in front of him, the ratio of the three zombies was obviously wrong.

Among them, small zombies should be the most, but now they are about the same number as medium-sized zombies.

"Alas! No! The speed of the zombies is different, which causes us to be chased by fast zombies and some of the slow zombies are left behind. ”

Small zombies such as zombie rats and zombie cats are extremely agile, but their speed cannot be compared to that of humanoid zombies.

Although they can keep up in a short time, judging from the distance from 'Bunker' to Qingshui Town, they will still be left behind.

Ye Xuan took out an architectural study manual and recorded this seriously.

'Pick a spot - the selection point must be selected well, and it is best to stick it on the edge of a large number of zombie communities, so that it is convenient to attract zombies to attack the city! ’

Well, live and learn! This will help him to become a good master builder!

It's better not to let other people see this thing, otherwise it's likely to ruin people's training.

Since this method is not efficient, he intends to take a different approach.

While he was pondering, Xuan Jie walked up to his side and handed out two gold coin bags.

"What's wrong? Any questions? ”

"I'm wondering if there's a way to attract zombies one by one."

Xuan Jie thought for a while and found that she had no clue, so she grimaced and said:

"Set up a sign that reads: Two kilometers ahead, the Qingshui Town Holiday Villa welcomes zombies."

"It's not very attractive, we have to add '100/person, including food and accommodation, one-stop service, you can experience first, pay later.'" ”

The two looked at each other and laughed at each other.

The employees standing next to them didn't know what they were thinking, but the boss laughed, and they couldn't stand still, so they laughed too.

'Red and red in a trance hahahaha'

Suddenly, the place was wandering in a sea of joy, and there was a lot of laughter.

If you change the scene, maybe someone will think of this place as an amusement park.

But now are the end times......

And this is wasteland......

There was also a pile of corpses nearby......

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The gold coin bag in Ye Xuan's hand should not have exploded now, after all, the corpses of zombies have not yet burned.

Although it is not explicitly stated, from past experience, things like gold coin bags are generally dropped from zombies.

And it has to be a reward that can only appear after the zombie corpse disappears. (If not on the site, it needs to be destroyed manually)

And now......

It can only be said that it is flexible!

These two gold coin bags were spit out by the bigmouth flower after digestion.

His lovely plants couldn't bear to keep standing on the edge of the pile of corpses and smelling the stench, so they gave him the gold coin bag in advance.

But at the cost: the zombies in front of you won't drop any more loot.

Really flexible!

If it weren't for these cuties coming up, he would never have thought of this stubble in his life.

Ye Xuan touched the head of the big-mouthed flower.

"I didn't expect you to look ugly, but you have a heart for the sake of the boss! I'm sure you're not going to embezzle your boss's gold coin bag, right? ”

Bigmouth nodded hurriedly, and grinned ugly.

"That's good!" Ye Xuan continued to smile and touch the dog's head.

"By the way, the boss has been a little poor lately, can you lend me some sunshine?"

Bigmouth quickly shook her head and closed her mouth tightly.

"Alas! I don't know what's going on in Shimizu Village, the sunshine has reduced production a lot recently~"

Bigmouth hesitated for a moment, then opened its mouth.

Bigmouth Flower: Fifty sunshines, I'll help you ask!

Ye Xuan: ......

Depend on! I'm just trying! Can it really be done?

It's just fifty sunshines left and right, for Ye Xuan, a 'bright man', it's a piece of cake, just watch the excitement!

If it can be done, there will be no need to worry about communication problems in the future.

"Try it!"

Ye Xuan took out two pieces of sunshine and put them on the tongue of the big-mouthed flower.

When she put it on, Bigmouth Flower's throat tightened for a while, and she was afraid that Ye Xuan would put her hand in it.

Fortunately, this kind of thing didn't happen, Ye Xuan just put his hand on it and took it down.

The bigmouth moved her throat, swallowed the sunlight into her stomach, and then looked up at the sky.

Thirty seconds later......

Ye Xuan: ......

"What's wrong?"

Bigmouth Flower: Don't worry, the word has already begun to spread, it will probably arrive in the evening, and the specific news will probably come back tomorrow morning.

After the bigmouth flower finished speaking, she continued to maintain the posture of looking up at the sky.

The corners of Ye Xuan's mouth twitched, and he touched its dog head, which was regarded as a reward for it.

Tomorrow morning?

The daylilies are cold!

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At this time, in the garden of Ye Xuan's house, a sunflower poked its head out and carefully investigated.

After making sure that there was no one, it carefully pulled its little feet out of the dirt and shook the dirt from above.

Then the 'Sunflower Girl' walked lightly to the 'Sunshine Mushroom Guliang'.

Quietly raise her little feet.

Kick forward again.

'Bang! ’

'Sunshine Mushroom Cool' was slightly vacated by this kick.

I saw that 'Sunshine Mushroom Guliang' was awakened from a dream, so he shone angrily.

Then, a ray of sunlight fell to the ground.

And a green leaf quietly picked up the sunshine.

And 'Sunshine Mushroom Guliang' fell asleep again.

When 'Sunflower Girl' turned her attention to the other 'Sunshine Mushroom Cool'.

I saw a large piece of 'sunflower girl' kicking out her little feet, and pieces of sunshine mushrooms rose into the air, emitting a large piece of light.

If someone passed by outside the courtyard at this time, they could see bursts of golden light emanating from Ye Xuan's garden, as if a strange treasure had been born! Divine Soldier from the Sky!

Of course, it is unknown what will happen when the 'Sunflower Girl' falls asleep at night.

It is said that at that time, 'Sunshine Mushroom Guliang' had already rested.

Therefore, let's not tell 'Ye Dashanren' about this, let him think that his back garden is peaceful!

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In order to live up to the painstaking efforts of those thousands of zombies, Ye Xuan took some water and wiped his hands and face slightly.

Then he opened the two gold coin bags with a solemn expression, and bursts of golden light suddenly rose from the scene.

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"Triple Shooter"

"Sunshine: 325"

"I like to play chess, but I don't like parks!"

"I love parks, but I don't like sit-ins!"

"I like to sit still, but I don't like to play chess!"

"That's right, this is the world of fine points!" ×3」

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"Winding Aquatic Plants"

"Sunshine: 25"

"Introduce myself: I'm completely invisible, I'm hiding under the surface of the water and no one will see me.

However, his friends often advised him to go out for a walk more and get a haircut by the way."

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Ye Xuan: ......

No surprises!

Is this the unevenness of the world?

On cost performance, what about Puff Mushroom?

On damage, how many big bags of cherry bombs to understand?

Forget it, I'm still looking forward to the flower pot and watermelon!

???

Wait! Something suddenly occurred to me!

How do I get my iced watermelon out without Dave?

How do I get my corn tong bubble out?

How did my 'great-brother' come out?

Ye Xuan silently recalled, it seemed that he had encountered something related to 'Crazy Dave' at the beginning......

Never mind! Think of a hammer!

It's just some useless damage anyway!

Could they be more damaging than the Destruction Mushroom?

This thing also has a special effect that destroys the field!

Ye Xuan walked back to the 'bunker' sourly, intending to take a good rest.

After confirming the effect of this 'bunker', he didn't want to compete with his eyelids.

As for the employees?

Didn't they all sleep for a while!

Besides, the work is not finished, why are you embarrassed to sleep!

Can't you just have a little overtime spirit?

Do you know how many people in this world have no chance to work overtime?

How many people are willing to work unpaid overtime?

How many people are willing to work overtime at their own expense?

Ye Xuan silently praised himself, he can provide so many positions at one time, he really deserves to be a 'Ye Dashan person'!

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'Twitter'

'Croak'

'Crackling'

Ye Xuan listened to the movement coming from outside the door and opened his eyes suddenly.

Twelve......

Daytime!

This time he only slept for two hours before being woken up, rounded up, about the same as not sleeping!

He stood up, picked up the shovel that had been set aside, and walked out the door.

Ye Xuan followed the sound and just saw that the two were tearing up!

He patted his face to soften his expression, and then grabbed the ...... in Wang Jing's screams

Grabbed the potato chips from her hand and poured them all into her mouth.

'Whew~'

Mood is much better!

Ye Xuan hid behind Xuan Jie, avoiding someone's pursuit, and asked:

"What's going on?"

Xuan Jie glanced at him with a smile on the corner of her mouth, and then handed over the melon seeds in her hand.

Ye Xuan was not polite, he just grabbed it and swallowed it, and now it should be time to eat.

"They had a little bit of a conflict, and then they got into a fight, and I felt that it was quite difficult to deal with, so let them face the problem (chi)."

"Hey! Indeed, when there are many people, a mess of trivial things will pop up. What is the contradiction between them? ”

"Hey! I can't tell, let them explain it themselves! ”

'Smack! ’

Xuan Jie threw out the whip, and a loud bang sounded, and in an instant, everyone present did not dare to speak.

This voice now represents power and majesty. , only the 'boss' and 'boss lady' inside the 'bunker' are eligible to use it.

"You two, come over to me!"

A man came over with his hands on his chest.

The other person panicked for a moment, and then walked over uninvited.

Okay! This hasn't even started to be judged, and this is where someone shows his feet.

The two Ye Xuan looked quite unfamiliar, and they flipped through the employee handbook to find out who they were.

Among them, the justifiable one also appeared in front, that is, the beautiful woman who likes to show her white collar.

Well, it's still exposed!

Ye Xuan vaguely remembered that in order to let her work, he also put on a piece of clothing.

As for the other one...... This time I really didn't have much of an impression.

"Tell me, what's going on?"

The beauty took the lead in wiping the corners of her eyes, with a hint of crying in her voice.

"Boom, boss, he insulted me! He ......"

Before the woman finished! The man directly interrupted her words, and if he didn't intervene, he wouldn't have to speak in the future!

"Boss! It was she who seduced me and then slandered me and molested her! ”

I have to say that the two of them are talking at the same time, no matter whose voice is louder, under the cover of the man's voice, the woman's voice is basically inaudible.

Of course, women also have their own advantages, since their voices can't be compared, then they can't compare, so as not to ruin their voices by shouting loudly.

I saw the woman wipe her eyes with her sleeve, trying to wipe the tears from her face.

But it seems that with the voice of the man next to her, it opened the valve of her tears.

She covered her mouth with one hand, as if she couldn't cry, and her brows furrowed deeply, as if she had been greatly insulted.

Pearl-like tears flowed from the corners of her eyes, slid across her white face, and finally landed on Bai Huahua's collar, splashing one after another.

Ye Xuan's eyesight was excellent, and he kept moving with the teardrops, watching it gradually wet the collar of Bai Huahua's clothes.

He......

I smelled a smell of wind oil.

Wonderful!

Wind oil essence refreshes the mind! I just didn't sleep enough, and my head hurt badly.

Ye Xuan took the whip from Xuan Jie's hand, and then threw it out accurately, hitting it directly on the floor in front of the two.

"Stop me!"

I saw a cloud of dust rise, and with this sound sounding, the two of them closed their mouths tightly again, not daring to make any more moves.

Well, except for someone's tears that can't stop.

Wind oil essence is really good!

"Now, everyone takes turns to say no more than twenty words at a time!"

Ye Xuan wrapped the whip well, then pointed at the woman and said:

"Hand over your wind oil essence first, as a reward, let you speak first."

The corners of the woman's mouth twitched, and then she honestly handed over the wind oil essence in her hand.

When people who know see this scene, they seem to be thoughtful and seem to understand something.

"I saw that his face was wrong, so I cared about him, who knew that he didn't ......"

Ye Xuan gestured, signaled her to pause, and then pointed to the man, saying that twenty words are twenty words, not a single word!

"She was the one who hinted that I went to the corner, obviously dressed so coquettishly, and secretly ......"

Ye Xuan paused again, and then pointed at the woman.

The corners of the woman's mouth twitched, did she say it or not?

Go ahead! It's just twenty words, it's too short, and the feelings are gone as soon as they are brewed.

Don't talk about it! Just let the other side say, aren't you playing with eggs?

The man also looked aggrieved, and he didn't even say a key point in his words! It's interrupted, and it can't be stopped, or the whip will come down! What does this make him do?

Because of someone, the scene suddenly entered an awkward round of waiting for me.

Only the sound of eating melon seeds and chewing potato chips kept coming.

"Huh! I knew that it would be much more interesting to have Ye Xuan here! A certain gossip descendant sat on a small horse and whispered excitedly.

It can be said that this melon can make her enjoy eating.

"Yes! I've been arguing before, and it's not interesting at all! It's a lot more fun now, and it looks like I still have a lot to learn! ”

Xuan Jie silently took out Ye Xuan's notebook of the same style and silently wrote down the key points.

Ye Xuan looked at the constipated faces of the two people in front of him, and threw out a whip again.

Although the two only said a few words, combined with the content of their quarrel before, Ye Xuan had already understood the matter.

As for the specifics! Then you have to rely on evidence, and if you don't have evidence, isn't it just louder than whom?

Thinking of this, he glanced at a certain plant covertly, and then said aloud: "Since you have all finished speaking, then ......"

"Sisters! I'm sticking with you! ”

A voice suddenly sounded, directly interrupting Ye Xuan's next words.

Ye Xuan looked at Yan Shi who suddenly appeared, and said faintly.

"Yo! You didn't arrive at the morning meeting! ”

Yan Shi panicked for a while, then pretended to be calm, glared at him fiercely, and said to the woman:

"This time I support you, man every good thing!"

Sample! Have you forgotten who you are a prisoner? However, Ye Xuan is not the kind of boss who doesn't let people talk.

I saw him silently take a few steps back, throw two melon seeds into his mouth, and then chew a few times, and spit out the residue in his mouth.

He entered melon-eating mode again.

Anyway, if someone is willing to take care of this trouble, then let her come! Ye Xuan couldn't ask for it!

If Ye Xuan was left to do everything alone, wouldn't he be tired to death?

For example, the wardrobe of this house is connected to the neighbor's house.

When the family first came home, his wife asked him to take out the garbage.

As soon as someone came back, he found that his wife was sweating and said that she was exercising just now.

Ye Xuan didn't want to care about these things, he just wanted to stay aside and watch the show secretly.

Yan Shi stepped forward and encouraged the girl twice, and then turned her head to look at the ...... beside her

Oh, what about people?

I saw Ye Xuan, Xuan Jie, and Wang Jing sitting in a row, each holding a bag of snacks in their hands.

Among them, Ye Xuan saw her looking over, and waved his hand casually, signaling that she could handle it with full authority.

Yan poem: ヘ (><#) ノ

She turned her head in a huff, intending to settle the matter herself, but her mouth squirmed a few times, but she couldn't spit out anything.

She didn't learn any of this at all, right?

In her uncle's place before, she only needed to be beautiful and like a flower, and her uncle was handling other things, and she didn't need to be nosy at all.

This time, I'm completely angry that some people haven't come to her for a long time, and I've been missing for so long, and I only came to the middle without a collection, which is really infuriating.

I saw her stomp her feet, then walked to Ye Xuan's side angrily, pushed him up directly, and then took over his position and snacks herself.

Ye Xuan looked helpless, and finally patted the chili powder on his hand and walked over.

He circled around in front of the crowd a few times, then pointed to a man.

"You come with me, no one else is allowed to talk to each other!"

After a while, except for the two parties, everyone present was taken out by Ye Xuan.

It's pretty fast, it only took thirty seconds for everyone.

Of course, because there were so many people, it took a lot of time.

I saw that the faces of everyone who came back were not very good, and the faces of the men were generally dark.

After Ye Xuan came back, he quietly looked at the two people at that time, the man had already been seen fidgeting, but the woman's face was calm and calm.

"I've eaten almost all the melons this time, since that's the case, then I'll announce the final result!"

According to Ye Xuan's information, what happened this time was that the man was on the brain @ worm, which led to being yin by a woman.

However, the woman handled it very well, resulting in significantly more people speaking for her.

As for why do women do this? I don't know for the time being, maybe it's because she's bored!

Since everyone is playing, I'll play too!

You can't just be happy!

After thinking about this, Ye Xuan looked at the man and said to him kindly:

"Don't worry, the punishment this time is not big! It's just a broken hand, next time you have a longer memory, don't be cheated again. ”

Then he turned to the woman again.

"How? Are you satisfied with this punishment? That hand is a groping pig's hand, so chop that hand off, so that we will have no groping pig's hand here in the future. ”

After saying that, the man collapsed to the ground, he didn't expect the punishment to be so heavy this time.

This means that he will have no hands in both hands, and maybe even become a eunuch, etc., in this case, won't he have to lose a few large pieces of meat on his body?

So what will become of him then?

What else can he do then?

If he can't work, will he have to stay in the 'special seat'?

The corners of the woman's mouth twitched slightly, she didn't expect the punishment to be so heavy this time.

She asked weakly:

"Are there any other punishments?"

Ye Xuan seemed to be giving them time to digest the information, and did not directly execute the punishment.

"What, it's too light? We're short of people here! Just let him die! It's a big deal to change it to one hand and one leg, and if you have a leg, it's the shortest one! ”

The woman's eyelids jumped even more, and they all said that the left eye jumped for wealth, and the right eye jumped for disaster.

Judging by the current level of jumping, she is afraid that she will not survive tonight.

I saw that the man was lowering his head, although I didn't know what the expression on his face was, everyone present could probably guess a little.

The woman hurriedly said:

"What the boss said is, since we still need manpower here, why don't we lower the punishment a little more?"

"Are you sure?"

The woman didn't dare to say anything more at this time, and directly nodded her head up.

"Then you can say a punishment!"

The woman also reacted at this time, is this guy who calls himself 'boss', but is actually a 'demon', is cheating on her?

At this time, the woman can't do anything more, she can only pull the punishment to the end.

I saw her take a deep breath, and then said in a trembling voice:

"Then, let him apologize to me!"

"Are you sure?"

The woman forcibly squeezed out a few tears from the corners of her eyes and nodded slowly.

Ye Xuan: ......

Good guys, this is a play.

Fortunately, I'm open, and I have some real skills under my hands, so I won't be deceived easily.