Chapter Forty-Nine: Terrible Capitalism
With the first time, there is a second time, and soon everyone will get used to it.
If you can't get used to it, it doesn't matter, Ye Xuan plans to come for the third time in the evening.
Soon, all the zombies that were attracted to it died, and the output of these employees was still zero.
Even if Ye Xuan made it clear that taking the initiative to kill zombies could get the favor of the boss, he still couldn't attract them.
There is no way, since these guys want to be a 'logistics troop', then Ye Xuan can only call them to death.
"Why don't you go and move the body for me!"
Steps to dispose of zombie corpses β
The first step is to move these corpses with severed heads and hands together by manual transport.
At this step, the corpse was still twitching.
I saw that an employee had just walked up to a corpse when the zombie's arm grabbed his ankle.
This employee is also used to it, so he snorted his hand, and then shook his foot casually twice.
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Step 2: Place the flammable material on it, use it as a starter, and then directly light a large fire.
When burning the corpse, the first half does not need to be turned over, because the corpse will move on its own, and all the employees have to do is to stop the moving corpses and prevent them from running around.
In the beginning, we were all uncomfortable because watching the bodies squirm and we all had a feeling that the other person was still alive.
And we, like a madman who makes fun at the stake.
Especially among them, there are some humanoid zombies, and this feeling is even stronger.
But when those corpses rush at you with flames, no one cares anymore, after all, no one can continue to run after losing their heads, right?
Now, everyone knows very well that we are different.
β¦ Perhaps, we're the ones who are not normal...'βan unknown employee
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Step 3: Push the burned body into a large pit that has been prepared long ago and bury it.
If there is a 'disinfectant potion', you will also need to spray the 'disinfectant potion' on the corpse pit.
The last step seemed normal, at least Ye Xuan thought so, after all, these ashes would not be moved.
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After going through these three steps, the zombie corpse is properly disposed of.
Of course, for these guys who haven't slept for more than 20 hours, even the first step is difficult to complete.
Especially with thousands of zombie corpses piled on top of each other......
Blood, internal organs, bones, cerebral plasma......
Everything is available here.
They're piled up like hell, enough to be remembered for a lifetime, and everything is bright red in front of you.
The smell they emitted was even more dizzying, and more impressive than all the smells.
Of course, these are nothing to Ye Xuan's employees, as long as they are not in danger.
Now all they have in their minds is the bed, and the 24-hour high-intensity work is enough to counteract all their fears.
This time, capitalism is even more terrifying!
Ye Xuan waved his whip a few times, and found that all the employees present did not react, so he announced loudly.
"As long as you finish this, you will be allowed to leave work early today!"
As soon as they heard that they were off work, everyone's spirit was immediately sufficient.
Suddenly, the employees shouted loudly, 'Boss is wise!' The voices converged into one and echoed in the sky above everyone.
Now for them, as long as they can rest, they can say that what is black is white, even in the face of Ye Xuan, they can give a thumbs up with their conscience and say 'Ye Da is a good person'.
With Ye Xuan's encouragement, in just two hours, all the corpses were piled together.
And this time, Ye Xuan did not break his promise, and let everyone rest as they wished.
Several of them lay directly on the blood-stained land, completely unconcerned about their surroundings.
Ye Xuan: ......
Meow, I haven't slept all night!
Can't you learn from me?
Ye Xuan looked at the two large piles of corpses in front of him, even if everything was ready, thousands of corpses piled up together would not be able to be burned in a short time.
So......
Large-mouthed flower: ???
Worst! Did the boss find out that I lied to his sunshine?
Damn, I haven't covered the sun yet!
Ye Xuan looked at it stupidly, and took the initiative to remind:
"I want gold coin bags for these thousands of zombies."
The big-mouthed flower came back to his senses violently, and roared at the surrounding plants a few times, and then Ye Xuan obtained two gold coin bags.
Well, just a few thousand zombies!
Ye Xuan looked at his fairly clean hands, and simply opened the gold coin bag on the spot.
Anyway, nothing good has come out before, so will it be different this time?
ββ¦ Golden Legends...'
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"Dave's Car Keys"
"Instruction manual? Sorry, we don't have that kind of thing here. Because, you can do anything with it if you want to!"
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"Hot Chili"
"Sunshine: 125"
"Introduce yourself: Quack quack, I won't explode yet, because I'm not in the right place yet, but it's coming, oh~ It's coming, it's coming.
Now, his feelings came! I've been waiting for this moment all my life!
I'm going to explode, I'm going to give him an experience of a lifetime!
So, now do you know why my attack is in this shape?"
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Ye Xuan looked at the strange thing in front of him, and there seemed to be some kind of voice in his ears.
When was the last time something like this was produced?
Ye Xuan didn't remember it anymore, but he knew that the illustrated book really meant a lot to him.
Even spending two gold coin bags is worth it.
As for the peppers......
Ye Xuan originally wanted to use it for cooking, but the description was a little inappropriate.
He was afraid that he would learn the skill of breathing fire when the time came.
Ye Xuan looked at the car keys in his hand......
Just like in the game, it's really just a key, and there isn't even a button.
Does emmmm have to open a gold pouch a few times and then drive a car?
Otherwise, just give a key to the top of a fart!
But isn't it a little difficult to drive a car out of the coin bag, is it to open the parts, and then let me assemble it myself?
Just as Ye Xuan was thinking with the key, the pile of corpses behind him suddenly exploded.
An old dilapidated RV stayed there, as if someone had deliberately piled corpses on top of it.
Penny!
Is that you? Penny!
Ye Xuan hurriedly walked up and stroked the white RV. (I checked it out, and it was said on the Internet that Crazy Dave's car was the one Dr. Zombie had lost, so be it!) οΌ
Then, solemnly, he took out the key in his pocket and inserted it into Penny's lock.
Suddenly, the white RV trembled, as if welcoming the return of its owner.