Empty streets.

It's a town full of zombies.

In the event of a power outage for multiple days.

A mysterious phone number.

Please look forward to walking into the ...... 'Jingle Bell ~ Jingle Bell ~'

The phone rang like a signal to kill them, approaching them again......

However, only one of the four people present was truly frightened.

Ye Xuan looked at Yan Shi, who was sitting on the ground again, and helped her up again.

It's a pity that this time this Gu Liang seems to be frightened, her legs are as soft as noodles, and she can't stand steadily.

Ye Xuan could only hand her over to the two girls behind him, let them go left and right, and forcibly dragged Yan Shi in the middle.

When the four of them walked to the next room, as Ye Xuan expected, a new bell rang again.

And this time, Yan Shi was no longer frightened and threw herself on the ground.

I saw that she forcibly broke free from the shackles of Xuan Jie and Wang Jing and walked towards the phone.

Ye Xuan sighed and went with her.

Anyway, if the mastermind behind the scenes continues to be so noisy, I don't know what moths will come out.

Of course, if you want to answer the phone, you have to take off your hat, which means that the smell of living people will spread on them, so you must be prepared first.

Ye Xuan and Xuan Jie worked together to inspect the entire house, and then closed the doors and windows and blocked the gaps.

The two took off their helmets and took a breath of fresh air.

Then Ye Xuan stretched out a hand and signaled that Yan Shi could answer the phone.

Yan Shi controlled her excitement, then picked up the microphone and shouted:

"You're @TM crazy! Call your wife at night! Hit you @ ah hit! If I want to find you @ chat, you just go to die! ”

The other end of the phone was stunned, and only a heavy gasp could be heard.

After a while, an excited voice came from the other side.

"Oh! It's been a long time since anyone scolded me like this, what a spicy voice! This chili pepper is even more exciting, it's so wonderful! ”

Yan Shi: (눈‸눈)

"You @, your whole family @ is dead, no one scolds you, right? Come here to ask your aunt and grandmother for a scolding? Roll for the old lady @ far away! Don't come to you @ to beg for scolding when you're fine, the old lady is busy saving the world and has no time to scold you! ”

"Oh oh ~ ah~"

The man let out a cry of ecstasy, and then said softly:

"Okay, don't be angry, it'll hurt your throat if you're too angry."

Yan Shi: ???

You! He! @！ What did you just do?

Since she was open to the public, everyone present could hear that there seemed to be the sound of playing with water guns just now.

Ye Xuan dared to swear by his 'kindness', just now it was the sound of playing with a water gun, 'Zi~Zi~Zi~', the water was on the microphone.

Xuan Jie and Wang Jing hurriedly dragged Yan Shi, who wanted to smash the phone, kept patting her on the back, and comforted her softly.

Then Xuan Jie gave Ye Xuan a look and motioned for him to continue listening to the phone.

Ye Xuan: ......

No, wait, you all hate it and let me answer the phone?

I'm disgusted too, okay!

Ye Xuan cautiously approached the phone, and then stretched out two fingers to hold it to his ear.

(If it's a meter away, it's an ear!) ）

"Hey~ Can you get down to business now?"

"Wow oh ~ This voice is even more wonderful, the voice is crisp, lazy and with a hint of firmness, just like a cucumber in summer! It's amazing~"

Ye Xuan: ლ(◉◞౪◟◉ )ლ

Ye Xuan: Let me say it again, it is really a great misfortune in the world for Qingshui Town to have a sleeping dragon and phoenix chick like you!

At this time, Ye Xuan seemed to have adapted to it, and directly pasted the microphone ......

Forget it, I still can't get used to it, so be it!

Everyone, think about it.

The guy you're talking to is, and the sound of solid falling into the water reaches your ears, and the guy is still describing the smell and shape, what a!

"Alas! You didn't just call to harass us! ”

"Oh, of course not, but I didn't expect to meet two ideal types in my mind!"

The man said in a doting tone, and then his tone was serious:

"You were the ones who broke into Qingshui Town twice before and lured away a large number of my people!"

"Now, I officially inform you that you have violated my bottom line, and you will be subject to my most severe sanctions!"

After saying this majestic sentence, his tone changed again.

"Of course, for the sake of the two of you, I can not worry too much, as long as you are willing to come and talk to me more often every day. Well, it's better once a day. ”

Ye Xuan pinched the corners of his forehead.

"You say these zombies are your 'people'? Are you still their king? ”

"No, it's not Wang ......"

Ye Xuan nodded, knowing this, it seems that there is still salvation.

"I am their emperor! And this is my territory! ”

This guy is hopeless!

You'd better die!

Ye Xuan greeted in a respectful tone:

"Hello! Your Majesty, your people 'Le Chang' once again offer you the most reverent respect, and I wonder if we will have the privilege of meeting the Holy One. ”

If you ignore the distance between him and the microphone, there is also the act of pinching the microphone with two fingers.

These words are still very comfortable to hear.

Just ignore some of these small flaws, and anyway, with the IQ of the opposite side, it is unlikely to pick out the thorns.

After all, a person with a normal IQ would not call himself an 'emperor' in such a ghost place.

Sure enough, there was a hint of smugness in the tone on the other side.

"Since you are so sincere, then the emperor will give you this opportunity!"

"The Emperor is in the center of town, the tallest house."

Ye Xuan nodded, his tone tinged with a hint of fear.

"The center of town? This...... It was an impossible place for us to reach! ”

The fear in Ye Xuan's tone seemed to have aroused the imagination of the other party.

In the eyes of the other party, Ye Xuan was equivalent to kneeling on the ground at this time, which undoubtedly made him feel extremely proud.

"Hahahaha, this is the great power of this emperor! As long as I'm here, I'm invincible! ”

"Yes, no one can match your great power, but this great power also needs someone to promote it for you, right? So can you get us to leave? So that we can spread your legacy to the world? ”

The other side said arrogantly:

"Aren't you here to see the Emperor? In that case, I'll ...... later. My messenger will bring you over, and you will just follow him, remember, this is the emperor's messenger, and you must not be disrespectful in the slightest! ”

After the other party finished speaking, the phone hung up directly, maybe the messenger was in a hurry!

Ye Xuan threw the phone in his hand to Yan Shi, and then sighed.

I'm still so skilled in this craft!

It's just that I feel that my pure and immaculate soul is polluted again!