Chapter 58: The Story of a Dead Scumbag
Ye Xuan: ......
Is my name 'Ye Dashan Man' already so famous? There is no sign up, and the other party can recognize who I am?
Will I be able to use that name in the future?
He placed the flashlight on his chin and let the light shine from below, creating shadows on his face.
Then, in a slow tone, he said:
"Little pot friend, take a closer look ~ one ~ look, are you sure what you are looking for ~ me ~ ?"
Under the illumination of the light, the hesitation on the other party's face was much less.
Those tentacles supported her body, and then took her to move around Ye Xuan.
Then the other party said affirmatively:
"It's you, boy! Come and dig my grave at night? ”
Ye Xuan put down the flashlight in his hand, and then looked at the other party's face carefully.
I don't know each other, but it's familiar.
Maybe an acquaintance from a long time ago, right?
Maybe give me a reminder and remember.
"Who are you?"
"Hey! Do you want that? How can you say that we are all lovers, what are you pretending not to know? ”
Ye Xuan: ???
No way, I promise with my childhood skills that I have been single for decades, I definitely don't have a girlfriend!
And......
I'm not a pervert, how can I like you as a one-meter-four!
…………
Just when Ye Xuan and his 'girlfriend' were catching up, Wang Jing patted Xuanjie on the shoulder.
"I'll go! Exciting news, the kid hiding in the tentacle pile is actually Ye Xuan's girlfriend! ”
"I didn't expect this kid's taste to be so unique! Hiss, no wonder ......"
No wonder this guy is so perverted.
Xuan Jie subconsciously retorted:
"Impossible......"
Then she closed her mouth tightly, and she didn't ask him about this hobby, how could she be sure of the other party's true preferences?
Then she looked at the little girl's figure, and then looked down at her own figure.
The other party looks like a rich woman.
And ...... for yourself
Well, you can't see the toes at a glance.
If Ye Xuan really likes that type, then she is completely hopeless, and she can't wrap a cloth around her to death.
And Yan Shi on the side also subconsciously looked at her figure.
Well, barely visible on tiptoe.
Wait, why should I care about this?
Bah! What does that guy's preferences matter to me? I'm so confident in my body!
…………
"Oh, hehe, it's you! Since the relationship between the two of us is so good, let's not see each other. ”
The tentacles were woven into a chair in the air, and then the little girl sat on it, holding her chin with her hand, and looked at Ye Xuan curiously.
"You kid...... How do you feel like you've changed your mind? Aren't you Ye Xuan? But they look exactly the same, huh? ”
You must know that when we first met, that Ye Xuan directly disarmed and surrendered!
If he hadn't run fast, he might have been ready to get his certificate by now.
Ye Xuan also looked at the little girl in front of him, and the memories in his mind were constantly tumbling.
"I remember, you are ......"
“……”
“……”
“……”
"Tips, thanks."
"Bastard, did you really forget me? How long have we been apart? You forgot about me! Die! Dregs! Man! ”
The 'little child' floated in front of Ye Xuan, poked his chest with his fingers, and said the three words of dead scumbag word by word, which didn't look like he was scolding, but like flirting.
Ye Xuan hurriedly waved his hand.
"Hahaha, don't be like this, I'm not a pervert, okay?"
In fact, according to the time, it was just a few months ago, and I really shouldn't have forgotten it so quickly.
At the beginning, I chatted with a primary school girl on the Internet, and then I naturally entered the stage of online dating, and everyone made an appointment to meet three months later.
This meeting......
A 'surprise' for both parties!
For Xiaoxiao, the opposite side is really the same as in the photo, and even the P picture has not been P, which is a surprise.
And for Ye Xuan......
When he saw a one-meter-four airport sitting opposite, he even thought of his last words, and directly got an 'iron rice bowl' in his hands, and also included food, accommodation and work, this 'surprise' was simply too heavy.
So, ten minutes after meeting, Ye Xuan officially proposed to break up.
The reason is that I have already graduated, and I should change my hunting ground, and I can't cling to this novice area.
So, this online chat that lasted for nine months, three months of online dating, and ten minutes of running ended like this.
In order to comfort the other party, Ye Xuan also specially invited her to eat a set meal.
It's not a children's course!
Ye Xuan is not the kind of guy with low emotional intelligence!
After all......
"You're still in your formative years! Eating a vegetarian diet every day is not nutritious, or come and mix with me in the future! ”
"Ah~ You're still such a bastard! Will you chat? If it weren't for how handsome you looked! The old lady has already dumped you. ”
Sure enough, this guy is Ye Xuan!
"OKOK, since it's a family, then be direct, and you'll mess with me in the future, I'll cover you!"
Ye Xuan looked at the black loli in front of him.
I guess this guy looks like a medical student!
Although I don't know how to resist pressure, I have a good temperament and it is quite suitable to put at home.
Xiaoxiao looked at the 'boyfriend' in front of her and smiled stupidly.
"Then why, didn't you stay?"
Before she could finish speaking, a large number of tentacles wrapped around her.
Ye Xuan avoided those tentacles at will, since he knew that this was an acquaintance, he naturally couldn't fight casually.
"Don't make a fuss, don't you understand the current situation?"
"Hehe, it's you who can't understand the situation! Take a good look around! Your biggest mistake is that you shouldn't have chosen to fight me here! In my opinion, it's just a cat-and-mouse. ”
The tentacle throne carried Xiaoxiao into the distance, and she sat on the chair, looking at Ye Xuan and the others in a panic.
The plants in the entire cemetery were surging with Xiaoxiao's command, and in front of these sea of plants, Ye Xuan's four people were just a flat boat.
Ye Xuan looked at the sea of plants surging in front of him, and his mouth couldn't close in surprise.
Then he put away the surprised expression on his face, smiled and said:
"Okay, happy, right? It's okay to stop. Pushing your ability too much like this will be very harmful to the body. ”
Perhaps for the three daughters of Xuanjie, under the cover of the night, Xiaoxiao's ability is completely clueless.
But Ye Xuan is experienced in a hundred battles, and he has long been in the battle, and he has seen what the other party's ability is.
Since he still dares to stand here in this situation, it shows that he is sure enough about this matter.
"Heh~ha! Do you think I still care about that? ”