Chapter 560: It's Really a Day

"I'm a dog, in my 40s, wandering around the city. My body is still very young, I don't know why I have lived so long, and most of the dogs born the same year as me or even after me have died of old age, but I am still full of vitality. I gradually discovered this vision, I began to think, I began to explore. ”

"About a decade ago, I finally discovered that humans are highly intelligent creatures, and I started to try to learn. I hid on the sidelines and listened to them, read their articles, sat outside the classroom and listened to lectures, and even followed some people I was interested in. However, it wasn't until last year that I finally figured out their calendar and hours, and I deduced that I was about 40 years old. ”

"There was an aunt living nearby, and I remember her scent. She was a baby when I was a child, and now she says she's 40 in a conversation. I don't remember how old I was, I just knew that it would get hot after a while, and it would get cold after a while, and I didn't know until now, it was called summer and winter. ”

"But there is no essential change now, I am still a stray dog, although I know a lot, I am still wandering. The biggest pleasure is the day of the other dogs. ”

At the end of the opening remarks, a silver-white earth dog walked onto the stage, holding his head high. Although it looks like an ordinary earth dog, the hair all over its body is silvery reflective, and at first glance it is not even recognizable as a creature. But if you think about it carefully, you can understand that considering the cost of the stage play, it is difficult for a high-level Warcraft to come on stage, and it is almost the same as dyeing the coat of a soil dog.

It's just that this conspicuous earth dog generally doesn't let it wander casually, which seems a bit magical.

"Oh, there's a!" the narrator continues with the voiceover, and on the stage, a beautiful Pekingese bus walks out slowly, surveying the surroundings with pure eyes.

"It's you!" the direct protagonist dog flew and pounced, and Jingba was terrified...... Then a whirlwind suddenly rose, rolling up layers of leaves, mottling the figures of the two dogs, and only the undulation and shaking could barely be seen...... In a moment, the whirlwind dissipates, the leaves fall to the ground, and the protagonist dog walks away with his head held high, leaving Jingba lying on the ground shivering and screaming......

"Higu, it's really cool. The narrator speaks.

Audience: "......"

"There's always a lot of new stuff in the city, and there's always a lot of confusion in human beings. The two of them were driving on the street, and suddenly they both stopped to one side, and then they came down and quarreled, and then they fought. From what I've observed, they clearly don't know each other. From time to time, someone would suddenly dance in front of me, or hug their heads and cry, or laugh loudly, and some people liked to talk to themselves, but when they noticed someone else passing by, they immediately became serious, as if they were a different person. ”

"I can't understand all kinds of deception, but I know some basic rules. I've seen more than one dog bite and be killed. It was a strength that I was far behind, strong combat power and strange magic, which gave me a new understanding of human beings. After that, everyone spit on the dog's carcass and avoided it. ”

"But on the premise of maintaining this bottom line, it doesn't matter if you offend humanity a little. I occasionally stole a piece of meat from the butcher's shop, and the pig killer didn't pay much attention to me, but when I tried to steal it again, it was a bit of trouble. I also slipped into a human house, got a pet dog, and snatched his dog food. By the time my master found out, I had fled. Humans aren't chasing me either, hahaha......"

Audience: "......"

On stage, the scene is changed to a busy street, where the protagonist Dog squats silently on the side of the road, and the narrator reads his inner monologue. At this time, the music changed, and several parrots flew down in the air.

"Oh, there's a parrot. This is a new species that has emerged in recent years, and they are in groups, and they are very intelligent. To be honest, I envy them. Not just because they can talk and they can fly, but because they have companions. And I am alone, only I am a dog with wisdom, only I can think. I've been all over our city every day, and I can't find a second one to talk to. ”

"It stands to reason that I've been wandering since I was a child, so I should have gotten used to it. But lately, this feeling of loneliness has been particularly intense, especially when I see that even parrots can talk and laugh, and I look around at the dogs, who have no other value than to be sun. I'm lonely...... However, there may be other species that are as lonely as I am. ”

In the air, a crow descended, and a dog and a bird looked at each other. The music began to get more and more intense, the melody gradually increased, and the traffic around it had disappeared without knowing what was appropriate, and only a dog and a crow were left in the empty streets, and a parrot in the distance was used as an embellishment.

Suddenly, the music shook, as if it had given them a signal. A dog and a bird pounce at the same time, the sound of dogs barking, crows barking, suddenly left and right, suddenly gliding in the sky, and the surrounding flying sand swept as a special effect, with the ups and downs of the music. Let this is just a battle of a dog and a bird, and it also seems lofty.

Eventually, the protagonist dog falls to the ground and gets a handful of hair pecked off his buttocks. The crow flies away, and the protagonist dog can only get up and bark at the distance.

"I've played him 36 times, only 10 of them have been draws, and the rest of the time it's been basically me losing. I don't know who this crow is, I don't know what he's trying to do, but as soon as he shows up, I'm angry. The narrator's tone grows stronger. The barking of dogs on the stage never stopped.

"Are you so angry?" said the parrots, flying down and chirping to each other, "Look, I bet on the crows to win, and sure enough, this time I won again." "If you continue to gamble like this, there will be no suspense. "Dog, what other tricks do you have?" ......

The parrots didn't know that I had wisdom and could understand them. They talk to me just because they're bored. I don't want to pay attention to them, because I don't have a good face for all the birds because of my hatred of the crows.

The main character, the dog, turns his head away and walks away slowly. The parrots in the air were bored, and then chatted: "Alas, it's so annoying." I'm going to go to the outer city in a moment. "The outer city is still a bit dangerous, be careful, it's better to have a few together. "It's a real day. ”......

I was taken aback and hurriedly turned my head. By this time the parrots had flown far away, and they could not hear what they were saying. But the last sentence, I heard very clearly!

I heard this phrase in the mouths of humans, but at that time, I just regarded it as one of the bewildering behaviors of human beings, and I didn't delve into it. Because with the size of a human, a Japanese dog is still okay. But they're parrots! How can parrots be dogs?

I was puzzled and decided to search for the truth. In the streets and alleys, in the neighborhoods, I pricked up my ears to listen everywhere, listening to who was in the dog. There was a person who lost the contest and said with a look of annoyance: "It's a dog." A person who was dumped by his girlfriend muttered alone "It's a dog", and a person accidentally fell and said "It's a dog......

All kinds of information converge, it seems that humans are in the day dog anytime and anywhere, but I have never seen a human day dog...... Of course, human mating also seems to take place in an enclosed space, so it cannot be ruled out that they also take place in the house when they are dogs. But why is that......

Until one day, the protagonist dog squatted in a place known as the strong training class, and a person came out indignantly, turned around and scolded: "What kind of tattered training class? If you want to take a class here, I might as well go back to the dog!"

The main character's eyes finally lit up: Oh! I see! Day dogs are the way for humans to become stronger!

Audience: "......"

It's easy to understand that being strong is always a biological pursuit. Because of this, people will often talk about the day dog, reminding themselves to keep getting stronger. And parrots are the same, parrots have such a high level of intelligence, and a few can use magic, Hi-dogs are obviously one of the keys to their success, otherwise they have no qualifications to say the word "Hi-dog" as well.

Great, I've mastered the key to getting stronger. As long as I continue to dog, my strength will definitely increase at that time. Will it spit out a fireball of wind blades in its mouth, or will it stab an ice pick in its claws? It's so exciting for dogs!

At this time, an ordinary Jingba passed by harmlessly......

The protagonist's eyes immediately lit up and pounced angrily...... A bus came right and stopped in the middle, blocking the two dogs. Moments later, the bus drives away, leaving Kyoba shivering on the ground, and the protagonist dog is gone......

I spotted a corgi, and I immediately pounced, and the corgi hurried into the grass, and I followed...... The grass shook and I strode out, and the corgi limped out......

I spotted a teddy, I jumped on it, and the teddy ran wildly, and I chased it frantically, and I circled the stage twice, and finally I was knocked down on the side of the road...... At this time, a stroller happened to pass by and stopped in front of us, also blocking the view of the audience, and the baby inside sat up straight and looked down at us. But I didn't care, and nodded at him......

The audience finally couldn't help it, took off their emoji hats, and temporarily added a "It's a dog" emoji, and then stayed on their heads......

Late that night, I slept alone in the bridge hole, which was a nest I had made myself, and I had been a little physically exerted lately, so I needed to rest early.

A few parrots suddenly flew down: "Dog, we have been paying attention to you for a long time." You have 18 dogs in the last two days, and every time we change shifts and talk to the previous group about you, they say that you are a dog on the day. ”

I didn't want to talk, I just raised my eyelids.

"They all say you're either on the day dog or on the way to the day dog, what the hell do you want to do?" the parrots asked, but more like talking to themselves.

"Hey, are you going to accomplish something? What...... A thousand dogs?" the parrots continued, and then laughed.

I got impatient and barked twice, trying to scare them away.

"Don't bark," the parrot was not afraid, "you want to be a dog, we can give you information, we are bored anyway." It depends on how much your intellect can understand. ”

I came to my senses, and my ears pricked up.

"That...... If you don't understand the house number, just tell me the location. The biggest, big black iron gate, you know? There's a purebred poodle in it, and it's worth ...... taller than all of us," the parrots boasted to each other, "and when you have time over there, we'll show you the way." Hahaha......"

"Do you think it understands?" "This...... He certainly can't understand, he must not understand. If he understands, then we are responsible. "Makes sense, makes sense......"

I don't understand some of the parrot's lines, do I already start to suspect that I have intelligence? Either way, if it's a poodle, it's worth the day. I have looked at it from afar more than once, it is noble and elegant, it is white and flawless, it is ...... I'm also smaller than me.

But it is always surrounded by powerful human protection, and I once wondered if humans were its masters, or if it was the masters of humans. I don't know, and I'm too lazy to do it, but the opportunity seems to have come today, so don't miss it.

I just took a nap and made my way to the big black iron door at night. I didn't scream, I just looked up at the sky, hoping that the parrot would actually come down to guide.

The parrot did come down, and seemed a little surprised: "You really understand?" "Then why don't we really try it?" "Try it!"

The parrots began to show me the way, and sure enough, there was a hole in the wall, which was extremely secret, but it went straight inside. Bypassing the guards and entering the garden, I saw the poodle in the kennel. It apparently spotted me as well and turned its head to look at me.

The parrot whispered, "It's up to you." Once it calls, humans can arrive instantly, and you can control it yourself. ”

I was silent for a moment, hesitated for a long time, and then turned and left. I can't stop its mouth, no matter what, the bark can't be hidden, and in this case I will inevitably fail, so I can only retreat.

"Where are you going?" asked the parrot in a whisper.

I just shook my head.

"Looks like you really have a brain," the parrots nodded to each other, "but don't worry, we won't give you an unfinished task." May I give you some advice, have you heard the story of the wolf?"

I was at a loss: what is a wolf?

The parrot muttered a lot in my ear, and I barely understood a little. So the experiment began immediately, and I pounced in anger, and the poodle barked! The human came out, I dodged first, and the human got nothing, and went back. I'll pounce again......

I admire the wisdom of the parrot, is this also the day of the dog? Then I have to work harder!

In fact, looking back, I don't think the Poodle is much more noble than other dogs, and it feels about the same. However, their dog food was very good, and I felt better after eating it, so I became a regular customer of their house.

The huge physical exertion, and the balance of good quality dog food, I feel like I'm getting stronger, and I don't seem to be there. I have no way of calculating whether my strength has improved or not, the only way is to wait for the crow to arrive.

The crow really came, and I raised my head to face it, but unfortunately I didn't have an excellent vocal organ and couldn't speak, so I could only call twice casually and let him experience it for himself.

No nonsense, a dog and a bird duel again, this time the venue changed, and it became a duel in the rain. The water splashed, the thunder matched the action, and the atmosphere set off by the lightning in the distance, and this duel became more and more intense. The main character, the dog, performs more complex movements, such as standing upright with both legs, attacking in a chain with both front paws, such as volleying somersaults, and kicking 360 degrees......

However, the main character, the dog, is defeated, and he falls into a puddle of water, and gets another piece of hair pecked on his buttocks.

"Why?" the narrator is angry, "why am I still losing when I'm so bad?"

Raven: "Ah...... Yes...... Ah......h

"Oh, I see," the narrator said in a tone of sudden realization, "you are a dog too! I should have thought that a parrot can be a dog, and a crow can do it." ”

On the stage, the crow did not respond, and was already far away. The weather gradually cleared, and after the rain, a rainbow appeared, and the picture suddenly became beautiful.

The main character, the dog, shakes off the water droplets on his body, and his body is silver and shiny. The narrator speaks: "I won't admit defeat, the days are still long." I'm still very young! Crow, you wait!"

"Dog's Eyes on the World 1" ends.