Chapter 1 Unexpectedly crossed

"Wake up, wake up, the fourth prince of the concubine is awake!" A middle-aged woman's voice rang out, with a hint of urgency and joy.

"The Four Princes? Who is it? Who's making the movie? Also, where did the woman come from in my house?? "Ahh Bi Yuntao rubbed his confused eyes and rubbed his head painfully. "Damn, I beeped a dog, my head hurts, isn't it that I drank too much at the latest, slipped and fell on the toilet, and it didn't hurt so much, it was about to crack. Meow a mi. ”

"Huang'er, you're awake, I'm scared to death." Bi Yuntao, who didn't know what was going on, was suddenly hugged in his arms by a graceful and gorgeous beautiful woman, crying and asking eagerly.

"Quickly pass on the Imperial Doctor!" "How are you, Emperor? Does your head still hurt? Immediately the Imperial Doctor came. ”

"Uh...... I? The Emperor? Do you make a TV series? What kind of TV series is this, it will be filmed at my house, and after it is broadcast, I will definitely chase it. Bi Yuntao kept complaining in his heart. Then he opened his sour eyes, looked at an old woman in palace clothes in a daze, and hurriedly led a white-bearded old man in.

"Back to Niangniang, the four princes are fine, they only need to recuperate for a few days." The white-bearded old man withdrew his hand and continued. "Humph! If there is a doctor Lao, the palace will not send it. The Imperial Physician silently retreated with an embarrassed expression.

Bi Yuntao looked at it in a daze, and then remembered that this was filming. I'm playing tricks right now. Then I have to add some lines, maybe I'll let a female director take a fancy to it, hehehehe. Thinking of this, Bi Yuntao's expression immediately appeared on his face.

"Emperor? The Emperor? What happened to you? The beautiful woman shook Bi Yuntao vigorously. Bi Yuntao woke up suddenly, his face was straight, and he replied with pain on his face, "Mother, I'm fine, but it's still a little painful." "Emperor, then you hurry up and lie down, have a good rest, and call you again after dinner, what do you want to eat for dinner, the mother concubine ordered her subordinates to do it." "It's good to arrange it for the concubine." "Okay, you rest first, and the concubine will arrange it." "Yes." Bi Yuntao hurriedly closed his eyes and lay down, listening to the sound of the beautiful woman going out, waiting for the director to play the board and shout. But while waiting, I fell asleep.

"Stop! Don't run! A group of masked men in black chased after them, and a man in splendid clothes stumbled forward with a frightened face and panicked path.

"Bang!" The man in fancy clothes fell backwards violently, looking at the masked man standing in the dark in horror, "Help! You, no, don't kill me, I, I didn't do anything. Because he was too panicked, the man in the fancy clothes spoke with a trilling voice and a crying tone.

"Run, you should run again, you are quite capable of running, chasing you for two streets." "No, don't!" As soon as the man in the fancy clothes heard this, all his snot and tears poured out, and there were even faint visible water marks somewhere in his pants. The man in the fancy dress crawled forward tremblingly, clinging to the masked man's leg in the shadows and pleading. "Please, please don't kill me, I really didn't do anything." "Humph! Now beg for mercy, it's too late! As he spoke, the masked man in the shadows looked disgusted, and he threw forward violently, throwing the man in fancy clothes out of the air, with great strength and rare in his life. Boom! "Ahh The man in the fancy costume slammed his head against the wall, out of breath.

At that moment, footsteps sounded in the distance. "Damn, someone's coming." "My lord, then he ......" the man fell into deep thought, "do what you plan and take the money from him." Hum! Even if this kid has a big life, this kick will be crippled if he doesn't die. Don't be afraid. Let's go! ”

Because it was already evening, the light was too dim, and the masked man didn't notice that there was a bulge where the man's head hit, and with the masked man's strong kick, the man in the fancy man directly broke his breath.

"Don't, don't kill me!!" Bi Yuntao woke up suddenly and found that he was already soaking wet. I'm Cao, the head of Lao Tzu. Before I could react to what was happening, a headache came. "No, I'm not filming, why does my head hurt so much? It can't really be beaten. Oh yes, filming. Bi Yuntao reacted, his house was filmed by the director, and he followed suit!

"Hey! That's not right! I didn't see the camera, the lighting board and the microphone when this movie was made. Besides, it doesn't seem to be my house!!! Bi Yuntao got up in fright, then took off his robe and Hanfu, and looked around for his clothes and mobile phone naked. Hey, where's Lao Tzu's clothes? Lao Tzu wants to run quickly, this will not be a pyramid scheme, go out Lao Tzu will go to the police, arrest them all, it is estimated that you can get a large bonus, maybe you can still be on TV, hehe! ”

"Your Highness, the concubine asked you to go to dinner." At this time, the voice of the old lady who appeared before came from a distance. Bi Yuntao hurriedly turned around, "No, why did people come so quickly." "Your Highness! Your Highness! Hurry up and put on your clothes, your illness is not healed yet, no matter how anxious you are, you have to wait for the concubine to leave, you are playing! And you have to remember that you must not go to the Qinglou again, the emperor said, if you go again, you will break your legs. ”

Forehead...... Bi Yuntao looked at the old lady in front of him with black lines on his head, are these people playing so well, and they are still going to the Qinglou, why don't you go to the brothel. And, break the leg, the third leg? Bi Yuntao's lower abdomen contracted unconsciously.

The old lady happened to walk to the bedside, picked up the robe she had taken off, and prepared to serve Bi Yuntao to change clothes. "Wait, wait. I'll do it myself! You go out first. Bi Yuntao hurriedly stopped her movements, looked at her vigilantly, snatched the robe and put it on. Be! Bi Yuntao watched the old lady retreat to the door, and then secretly wiped a trace of cold sweat on his forehead.

"It seems that my clothes and mobile phone have been taken away, I can only wear this robe, this gang of pyramid schemes is really thoughtful, knowing that the robe is not suitable for running, specially left me a robe, afraid that I would wake up and run away, sent an old mother to spy on me, it seems that I can only go with her first, I happen to be hungry, go to eat first, first with them and wrongs, by the way, set their words. You can also observe the environment and the number of people on the road, and find the opportunity to escape at any time! ”

"Emperor, come here, this is your favorite hibiscus lotus seed soup." The beautiful woman I had seen before pulled Bi Yuntao, who had just come in, "By the way, the emperor, it will be the Mid-Autumn Festival in two days, and there will be a lantern riddle party, every prince will go, you should also look for any available talents, and see if you can recruit them." As he spoke, he served him a bowl of soup and placed it in front of him.

"Well, I see, Queen Mother." When the beautiful woman heard this, she glanced at Bi Yuntao and said, "I am your mother, and Queen Xue is your mother." You won't really break it, will you? Don't even remember that? After speaking, he was ready to let his subordinates call the imperial doctor.

"Ahh No, didn't you take a nap in the afternoon, dreaming that you became the queen concubine, and you haven't woken up for a while, and you're still a little confused. Hey. Bi Yuntao hurriedly stopped the beautiful woman and explained, probably afraid that this beautiful woman would find out something strange, so he quickly drank a few mouthfuls of soup to hide the panic in his eyes.

"Drink slowly. Knowing that the emperor has filial piety, don't say this kind of thing again in the future, be careful that the wall has ears, let others listen, and go to your father's emperor to visit you again. When the beautiful woman heard this, she doted on Bi Yuntao and served Bi Yuntao a bowl of soup again.

"By the way, mother, how did I get my head, why does it hurt so much, did I get beaten by someone?" Bi Yuntao remembered the dream he had before, and asked with a puzzled expression.

"Hey! Yesterday you went to the dinner party of the three emperor brothers, and the sons and ladies of other people's families came out, and they didn't see you for a long time, so they went in to look for you, and they searched everywhere but didn't find you, and they were about to report to the official, when they heard your help, and when they found you, they found that you were knocked unconscious, robbed of your belongings, and fell into a coma on the street. After the mother concubine found out, she hurriedly took the imperial doctor to see you, and the imperial doctor said that you were injured critically, and if you couldn't wake up today, I am afraid that you would not be able to do it, so let the concubine prepare for the white affair in advance. Speaking of this, the beautiful woman's eyes were red, and the bean-sized tears slipped from the corners of her eyes, this cry, poignant, I saw nostalgia, it made people's hearts ache, this little woman's soft posture made people want to hug it tightly into her arms and comfort.

When Bi Yuntao saw this scene, he chuckled in his heart, he didn't know what he touched, and he couldn't help wiping the tears on the beautiful woman's face with his fingers.

"Emperor, ...... you" The beautiful woman looked at Bi Yuntao puzzled, and Bi Yuntao was stunned when she heard this, her old face turned red, she withdrew her fingers in embarrassment, and explained quickly: "Ah, I, I, the child is not filial, so the mother concubine is worried." ”

When the beautiful woman saw him blushing, she snorted, and burst into laughter, and the tears on the corners of her eyes added a little bit of grace to her. "The emperor has really grown up and knows how to feel sorry for his mother." As he spoke, he served himself a bowl of soup.

"By the way, the emperor, you ......" "The child has eaten, his head is still a little dizzy, go back to the room first." "Okay, let Mama Li send you back to the room, the concubine will return to the palace tomorrow morning, and you don't have to get up to send the concubine, take a good rest for a few days." Two days later, during the Mid-Autumn Festival, the mother will send someone to remind you. ”

After returning to the room, Bi Yuntao looked at Mama Li standing at the door, and lay on the bed speechlessly. "Ma Dan, is it that they are too deep into the play, or what's going on, how do they feel weird." I muttered in my heart. Then he closed his eyes, turned over, and muttered, "Could it be that Lao Tzu knocked the toilet bowl and touched the mechanism, and then was sucked in by the toilet and crossed??? Then he smiled helplessly.

"Hehe, the toilet is a bargain bought in the building materials market during the renovation. I don't believe it, it must be that they are too deep in the play, yes, they are pyramid marketing organizations, under the guise of making movies, to attract people to join the gang. ”

"When I get out, I must study the toilet carefully, maybe it's really a treasure." Just thinking like this, he muttered in confusion, and then fell asleep.

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Boom! I remembered the sound of the door closing, and saw a man stumbling into the bathroom with the smell of alcohol, and threw up on the toilet.

"Grandma's, these calves can really drink, if it weren't for covering their teammates to steal information, the fool would drink with you, but fortunately, it was successful." As he spoke, the man staggered to his feet, but before he could hold on to the sink, he was dizzy, his legs were weak, and with a bang, he hit his head on the toilet and lost his breath.

"Whew! Call! Call! Bi Yuntao woke up suddenly, panting heavily, and the cold sweat on his forehead was rolling down.

"That dream just now, how is it exactly the same as what happened when I came home last night, after hitting it, my eyes turned black and I don't remember anything." Looking around the room, a cold sweat broke out, "I can't really cross over, right?!" Bi Yuntao thought about it. Suddenly, Mama Li's voice sounded outside the door, "Your Highness, are you awake, the concubine has returned to the palace, let the old slave tell His Highness not to go out for a few days and recuperate at home." "Got it!" Bi Yuntao replied perfunctorily.

"I personally experienced the dream last night, so where is this place?" Finally, Bi Yuntao began to face up to his situation, and began to think in his heart.

"They are all wearing robes and palace clothes, are they really dead and traveled to ancient times? If it's true, then what about that dream of being hunted down yesterday? Could it be the man I possess now? Hiss! If that's the case, what these people said and did yesterday can be explained.

But if they were a pyramid scheme, they wouldn't have paid such a big price and effort, and the woman who claimed to be the concubine yesterday was all bejeweled, and there was nothing worthless on her body. The porcelain, calligraphy and paintings placed in the main hall look like treasures no matter how you look at them. The tableware used was obviously silver, and when I went to eat yesterday, I walked across a wooden bridge, lotus flowers were planted on both sides, and I even saw a few rockeries in the distance. Then this yard costs a lot of money.

Unless they spend money to rent, that's not right, rent a yard with a rockery, the yard of the lotus pond can't be rented without hundreds of thousands, and there is the daily maintenance of the lotus pond, which is expensive and time-consuming.

I can only go to verify it, first think that it is time traveled to ancient times, and then check the history books and country names before making a judgment. After making up his mind, Bi Yuntao immediately got up and called his subordinates.

"Mama Li, find a few history books for this prince, and this prince wants to make some preparations for the talent conference in two days." "Yes, Your Highness."

Looking at the history book in front of him, Bi Yuntao wanted to cry without tears, his eyes were empty, and he was slumped in the chair with a wry smile on his face and kept complaining.

"Lao Tzu has really crossed over! Who would dare to believe it, I was thirty years old and I actually crossed over, so why did you choose to choose when I was about to retire from the army and want to experience life with peace of mind! Take 10,000 steps back, since you want to cross, why did you die on the toilet? I'm special, dare I be a little sad, everyone else was hacked to death and electrocuted, why did I die on the toilet. Dead God, you're leaving me stinking for 10,000 years!! ”

"But fortunately, I am the fourth prince, not a eunuch, and this may be the only comfort. But why isn't it any dynasty in history, so that I can cheat and be the emperor, three palaces and six courts, hey! My Xi Shi, Wang Zhaojun, Diao Chan, Yang Yuhuan, woo woo, my beauty, my sinking fish and geese, and the shy flowers of the closed moon!!! ”

Bi Yuntao finally accepted the reality, "Forget it! The most important thing now is the current situation, but it is quite not optimistic. Throughout the history of China in the past, few people can be good in this succession, retreat from the body, now while the emperor Lao Tzu is still alive, they don't dare to fight too hard, hurry up and plan well, otherwise when the emperor Lao Tzu hangs up, it will really be my death, just wait for the day after tomorrow Mid-Autumn Festival lantern riddle I will go to see, see if I can recruit a few talents for my use. ”