Chapter 18 I have nothing to do to find Du Niang

At the beginning of the lanterns, the street was full of bustling people, the river was full of talented and beautiful people, pairs of lanterns, and the naughty children downstream secretly picked up the lanterns and looked at the contents of the paper. The Kong Ming lanterns in the sky and the stars in the sky are shining, celebrating the cloudlessness of the night, allowing lovers to enjoy the bright moonlight together. Some beautiful people who are in pairs also drink osmanthus wine and compose poems and lyrics under this sacred light. The young men who were in love gave the moon cakes made by their favorite people, and with red cheeks and shyly invited them to go to watch the lanterns and guess the riddles.

At this time, in the mansion of the four princes, Bi Yuntao still maintained the appearance of the left minister's mansion, his mouth was slightly open, his eyes were dull, and his face was loveless, but there was an apple in his mouth at this time.

Bi Yuntao was not really in a daze, but his consciousness was inexplicably slapped by Meng Ruoxi into a void space.

In the void space, the darkness slowly receded, at this time Bi Yuntao stood in a large mansion, looked around, could not see the edge at all, could only see a palace in front of him, the plaque said the word palace, Bi Yuntao saw the owner of this palace shamelessly hanging a plaque with the palace written on it, speechless for a while, and involuntarily complained, "The owner of the palace is really thick-skinned!" It's still called the Imperial Palace, why don't you call it Heavenly Court?! But it's a really big place! I can't help but think of a sentence in my previous life, there are two highways in the yard, one is the Father's Guarantee Expressway and the other is the Mother's Kitchen Expressway. It's a joke, but it's really big!

Seeing this, Bi Yuntao was helpless, so he could only walk towards the palace, pushed open the heavy gate, entered the palace, and suddenly widened his eyes, grew his mouth, and stared at the wine pool meat forest in front of him without blinking.

With a "click", the painful Bi Yuntao woke up from the absurd scene in front of him, a few tears appeared in his eyes, and his hand covered his chin painfully and dragged it up, and the tears fell because of the vibration.

"Boy, what? It's sour! Do you want to be together? A voice full of obscenity came, Bi Yuntao turned his head to see that a strong man with his upper body exposed swam over from the sea of people, "Really? Bi Yuntao wiped the saliva that flowed out of his mouth, swallowed a few mouthfuls with difficulty, and asked in a hoarse voice.

"Hey?! You're thick-skinned kid! You're interesting, boy. These are Lao Tzu's private belongings, which one do you like? I can send you one. The man smiled playfully. Hey, hey, I don't want more, I just want the twins in front! Bi Yuntao smiled lewdly, and the man heard a sneer: "Heh! Give you a stick and you'll climb up a long time ago! I love this cheekiness! Then he turned to the twins and said, "He will be your master from now on." The second daughter Lianbu walked lightly in front of Bu Yuntao, and then turned into a cloud of mist and entered his brain along his nose.

"Huh?! No, your words don't count, what about people?! Bi Yuntao saw a few beauties turn into clouds and dissipate, and he immediately became anxious.

"Boy, don't worry, it's all fake here, you'll see it when you go out, everything here is a picture scroll, a moving painting, referred to as animation." Men are serious nonsense. When Bi Yuntao heard this, his head was suddenly full of black lines, and he complained: "Get out of you, Lao Tzu is still a special cartoon!" ”

The man was not angry when he was scolded, and nodded with a look of affirmation: "The word cartoon is good, it's good, I like it." Bi Yuntao was speechless for a while, and he didn't know how to complain.

There was silence for a while, and when the man saw Bi Yuntao's eyes dishonestly glancing at the sea of people behind him, the man strangled Bi Yuntao's neck and scolded: "Stinky boy, it's over? Still watch?! Lao Tzu said to give you one, but you asked for two! Look again, be careful that I snap your eyes. Bi Yuntao smiled awkwardly: "Isn't this the true character of a man?!" Hey, hey, hey! ”

"Hey! That's a wonderful word! Chinese culture is worthy of being broad and profound! Wonderful! When the man heard this word, he couldn't help but sigh again, "That's not it, it's broad and profound!" Hey, hey, hey! Bi Yuntao said with a smile.

The man glanced at him, raised his eyebrows, didn't talk, and walked to the dragon chair and sat down with Bi Yuntao's neck. pushed Bi Yuntao away and looked him up and down, "It's weird, you kid is obviously still a chick, how did you come here?" ”

Being said to be a chick is a hype, and you have to be anxious to stay in the modern era, not to mention that this is ancient. "How do you know that Lao Tzu is a chick? Which eye do you see? Also, who the hell are you? ”

The man pouted, shook his head with disdain, and said, "You don't care how Lao Tzu sees it, you just say whether you are or not!" Also, give me some respect, you can call Lao Tzu Xia Wei, the historical wine pond meat forest was built by me! ”

Bi Yuntao was stunned, buttoned his ears, felt that he had heard it wrong, and hurriedly asked, "You made the wine pond meat forest?!" Why are you kidding me? Wasn't that made by the king of Shang? It has something to do with you! ”

The man who called himself Xia Wei sighed and said helplessly: "Ignorant people are terrible, if you don't believe it, go to Du Niang's to have a look." As he spoke, he threw out a key, Bi Yuntao took the key and looked at the 404 written on it. Du Niang is in room 404, oh, I forgot, you can't go, you were taken away by a guy surnamed Bai. ”

Bi Yuntao couldn't wait to kill this Xia Wei at this time, took a deep breath, took a breath, and the urge to kill in his heart was finally suppressed, and he sprayed in an unkind tone: "God is so special, why am I still small?!" "I'm here!" A delicate woman's voice came from afar.

"What the hell, my temper! Yes! I'm! The angry Bi Yuntao jumped straight to his feet.

"Okay, let's get down to business, you're a chick, since you can come here, it's the first time you've seen you, and you're basically the same as me when you can come here." said that he skimmed Bi Yuntao's hem again, and said disdainfully: "Have you used it there?!" ”

"I'm so damn it, I don't have such an insult." Bi Yuntao really couldn't stand this man's ridicule, so he rushed up angrily and wanted to fight with him until he didn't die.

The man flicked his fingers and shouted: "Look at the sword!" Bi Yuntao was frozen, and the man smiled playfully: "Six-vein divine sword, point point in the air, handsome, right?!" As he spoke, he put on a pose that he thought was handsome.

"King, let's get down to business, there's not much time left!" Xiaodu's delicate voice urged. The man suddenly realized, knew that the big thing was important, quickly sat down, and said to Bi Yuntao: "I don't care how you came here, there is not much time, it's time to tell you about business, since you can come to me, prove you."

I'm destined.

The rule here is that everyone who comes here can get gifts, and I gave you two beauties, or twins. But you're a very interesting kid, and I quite like it, so I'm giving you this ring, I'm sure you'll like it, and there's some wonderful little stuff in it. ”

Bi Yuntao's eyes darkened, and he entered the void space again, and cracks began to appear in the void space, one after another, until it was completely shattered.

Bi Yuntao returned to his hometown, and his mind returned to his body, "Click! Bi Yuntao took a bite of an apple, stood up suddenly, and scolded in a muttered voice: "Xia Wei, you let Lao Tzu go!" Lao Tzu won't let you know what flowers are today and why they are so red, Lao Tzu has your surname! ”

"Tao'er, you're finally well?! I'm scared to death of my mother! Bi Yuntao heard a voice full of love and crying, stabilized his mind, and finally saw the things in front of him clearly.

"Tao'er, you're finally well! The mother thought that the demon girl had broken it for you, if you were not good, I would go to the emperor to complain. Seeing the mother wiping her tears on the side, she prevaricated: "Ah! I'm fine, I'm just thinking about things in a daze. Speaking of this, thinking of what the mother said seemed a little wrong, she hurriedly asked, "Mother concubine, how do you know that I was beaten by Ruoxi?" ”

"You were sent back by the people of the Zuo Prime Minister's Mansion, and I saw the slap marks on your face, which was obviously beaten by a woman, needless to say, only that demon girl dared to beat you, and it hurt you." As he spoke, he wiped Bi Yuntao's red, swollen and purple cheeks, wiping the slap marks that had long disappeared.

"Also, Tao'er, what's wrong with you, why have you always had a loveless expression since you came back. Also, why are you shouting the name of the old general. ”

"Well, I'm just thinking about things too much." Bi Yuntao glanced at his mother concubine with dodgy eyes, and when he saw that her face was full of disbelief, he quickly changed the topic. "The old general's name is Xia Wei?!"

"That's right! The old general was also the biological father of the empress. Did you provoke the old general? The old general is an old stubborn, but not easy to talk to, and the queen supports him, and it is not easy for the mother to plead with the emperor. The imperial concubine looked anxious and worried.

Bi Yuntao hurriedly shook his head and said, "Mother, don't think about it, I went to the Zuo Prime Minister's Mansion, not the General's Mansion." I didn't know how to explain the slap marks on my face, so I quickly changed the topic again: "By the way, mother, today's matter has been resolved, and we are about to be in-laws with Zuo Xiang." ”

"It's good to solve it, what? Are you still thinking about that witch? She's going to be the second emperor's sister-in-law soon, and you can't do anything beyond ethics. The imperial concubine glared at Bi Yuntao and said earnestly.

Bi Yuntao saw that his mother didn't understand what he meant, so he explained to his mother: "The second prince divorced, and then I asked my father to marry him, and my father and Ruoxi agreed, and it is estimated that tomorrow's holy decree will come down." ”

The imperial concubine was stunned for a while, and asked puzzledly: "How could the second prince withdraw from the marriage, the two of them are talented and beautiful, and the father of the demon girl is the left minister, who is not greedy for the power of the left minister?!" Tell your mother in detail, what's going on today? ”

Bi Yuntao explained to the imperial concubine what happened early this morning and the conspiracy hidden behind it. "So, you're a blessing in disguise? Although you don't have the right to inherit, it's okay, you're not good at strategy, and you don't listen to your mother's words, so now it's time to break your mind. ”

"It's okay, I'm glad I reacted, otherwise you wouldn't have seen me, and I'd have to be clicked." Bi Yuntao made a head-cutting motion.

"Don't worry, don't you know that your mother and I, as the emperor's pillow, only hurt two people, one is the eldest prince, and the other is you. The intelligence of the eldest prince is most like that of your father, and he is the eldest prince, your father spared no effort to cultivate him, and the eldest prince has never disappointed him. On the contrary, you, except for not inheriting your father's intelligence, almost all the remaining advantages and disadvantages of your father and emperor have been inherited by you. The imperial concubine caressed the top of Bi Yuntao's head with a loving face.

After listening to this, Bi Yuntao realized that the root of the lust of the four princes in the past was inherited from his father's genes. I'm special, this family, Lao Tzu is lustful, and his son is also, so if we go to the Qinglou together, will there be a picture of Lao Tzu sleeping with his son and a daughter? Hehe, it's kind of exciting to think about.

Thinking of this, I couldn't help frowning, and couldn't stop muttering in my heart: "Xia Wei said, I'm a chick, and my recent realization seems to be getting more and more colorful, this shouldn't be, I didn't like beauty much before I crossed, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to run to three people who haven't touched a woman." Is it actually my nature? Or is it because it fuses the sequelae left by the memories of the previous four princes? In his memory, the fourth prince was a teddy dog in heat at any time. emmm, but it's good. Hey, hey, hey. The corners of Bi Yuntao's mouth showed a lewd smile.

When the imperial concubine saw her son's expression, she knew that her son didn't think of anything good, so she immediately grabbed Bi Yuntao's ears. "Okay, you! You stinky boy, you also feel those dirty things in front of your mother, see that I can't clean you up well. "Come, hold him down for me, bring me the stick, I'm going to break his other leg today."

Bi Yuntao hurriedly grabbed his mother's hand and begged for mercy: "Mother, don't be, I have to marry a wife in a few days, I have broken both legs, and I will lose the royal face when I marry a wife." ”

"I'll spare you this time! Next time, see if I don't break your legs. The imperial concubine grabbed her ears and threw them on the bed hatefully, and Bi Yuntao got up flatteringly.

Bi Yuntao ate the delicacies fed by his mother, and complained in his heart. "As long as there is a place where I and Zuo Xiang appear, Zuo Xiang will come out to interrupt when I am talking, as long as there is a place where I and my mother appear, my mother will break people's legs when she is angry, there will be nothing wrong with these people!