Chapter Sixty-Nine: The King of Qi Who Splashes and Rolls

Bi Yuntao returned to his Qi Palace, stood in front of the mansion and looked at the muscular men who were busy in the courtyard, and couldn't help but sigh.

"Hey! It's better to leave the Prime Minister's Mansion! Not to say that there are beautiful women, but there are also a few eye-catching maids. It's not like here, it's full of big men! Where is this Qi Wangfu! It's clearly a monk's temple! "With a stomach full of complaints, I walked into the study in despair." Later, the Qi Wangfu was renamed the Qi Wang Temple! ”

"What! Are you going to become a monk?! The mother raised her hands in approval! Save you on those handsome little girls! ”

"Forehead......" Bi Yuntao was speechless, looking at the concubine who appeared in front of him sluggishly, "Concubine, how do you have time to go to Erchen's mansion?!" Bi Yuntao's sluggish expression was only for a moment, and a flattering smile appeared on his face in an instant.

"It's not that I heard that your Qi Wangfu has eaten and drunk well recently! Came here to ask for something to eat! ”

"It turns out that the food in the palace is not palatable, what does the concubine want to eat? I'll tell the cook to make it for my mother!" ”

"Humph!" The imperial concubine sat up and leaned on her body, and patted the desk in front of her angrily, "Okay! I haven't seen you for a few days, and Tao'er's skills have soared! The ability to fight sloppily with the mother concubine is becoming more and more pure! ”

"Mother!" Bi Yuntao continued to pretend to be stupid, "How could Erchen be false and wronged with your mother?" I'm answering your question, Mother! ”

"Okay! Still pretending to be stupid here with this palace, right? Come! The imperial concubine shouted angrily.

"Yes! The slave is here! Xiaolan's voice came, Bi Yuntao looked at Xiaolan who suddenly appeared beside him in disbelief, obviously he didn't see her just now, how did she appear beside him? !

Bi Yuntao stiffened his neck and looked around the entire study, there was a desk and dining chair for writing, plus a soft collapse, and there was not even a cabinet. Just now, the mother concubine relied on the soft collapse, unless she hid behind her mother, but the soft collapse was enough to lie down alone, and if she also lay down, she could only hold her mother behind her.

"Xiaolan, go get the stick! I think he's itchy with his skin, expert law! ”

"Yes!" Xiaolan saluted and agreed.

"Wait! Don't! Bi Yuntao hurriedly stopped Xiaolan, "Xiaolan, can you bear to see me punished like this?!" After speaking, he couldn't help but be stunned, wait, he hadn't heard of family law! Besides, I don't think I've made a mistake!

"Hee-hee!" Xiaolan bypassed Bi Yuntao's obstruction without a trace, covered her mouth and chuckled, "Young master, you can ask for more blessings for yourself!" ”

"It's not! What a mistake I made! Bi Yuntao shouted anxiously at his mother. As soon as the words fell, I saw Xiaolan not knowing where to find a stick as thick as a baseball bat.

"Two more people, hold him down for Hongu!" The imperial concubine shouted angrily.

Bi Yuntao saw that it was not good, so he ran errands, but where was it compared to Xiaolan's speed, he just ran two steps, and before he could reach the door, Xiaolan grabbed his collar, Bi Yuntao stumbled and fell to the ground.

I saw two muscular men walking in outside the door, and then I realized that these muscular men were brought by my mother.

The two muscular men wanted to hold down Bi Yuntao without saying a word, how could Bi Yuntao hide left and right as they wished,

Seeing the Xiuzu that suddenly appeared in front of him, he didn't have time to think, so he pounced forward, holding the embroidered legs of the imperial concubine and pretending to cry.

"Mother! Don't! Erchen knows that he is wrong! Don't dare anymore! Spare your life! Spare your life! ”

The two muscular men saw King Qi holding the embroidered leg of the imperial concubine crying wolf, and their preparations to move forward were sluggish, and they hesitated for a while, not knowing whether to step forward or not.

"Spread it out of the way!" The imperial concubine kicked Bi Yuntao away angrily, looking at the snot that was rubbed on her skirt by Bi Yuntao, she felt a burst of nausea, forced down the discomfort in her stomach, and with disgust, her tone became a little heavier, "What are you doing in a daze?!" Don't hurry up and hold him down for Hongu! ”

The two muscular men heard the imperial concubine's firm command, the two glanced at each other, nodded without leaving a trace, and then the two did not hesitate at all, and quickly stepped forward, without dragging the mud and water, regardless of Bi Yuntao's resistance and struggle, and desperately pressed him to the ground.

Knowing that he couldn't resist, he was still resisting, where could Bi Yuntao still care about pretending now, and kept begging for mercy from the imperial concubine, "Mother! Spare your life! There must be a reason for killing, what mistake did Erchen make! ”

"Ahh Bi Yuntao howled in pain. Xiaolan was also merciless to her subordinates, riveted her strength, grabbed the stick hard, and hit Bi Yuntao's thick ass hard.

Bi Yuntao grinned in pain, turned his face sideways, and didn't care if Xiaolan could see it, he glared at her angrily, "Xiaolan, you are a good girl, the king of losses is so good to you, you actually treat this king like this!" Do not fall into the hand of this king, or you will ...... Yes! Before she finished speaking, Xiaolan seemed to take revenge, and the stick she was holding in her hand fell again like no money, like a storm, fast and ruthless!

"Ahh Bi Yuntao screamed miserably, feeling that he was now as wronged as Dou E, thinking bitterly, a wave of grievances hit his heart, and he immediately cried, resigned to his fate and did not resist.

"Let's fight! Let's fight! Beat me to death! I don't want to live anymore anyway! Ruoxi doesn't want me anymore, Xiaolan doesn't hurt me anymore, even my biological mother wants to beat me to death, what's the point of me living! ”

"This ......" Hearing Bi Yuntao's miserable words, Xiaolan couldn't bear it, her heart softened, the strength in her hand unconsciously decreased, and the stick that was originally raised high fell to the ground with a "dang long".

Xiaolan and the two muscular men subconsciously looked at the imperial concubine at the same time, asking what to do now?!

"Wow!" Bi Yuntao took advantage of the distraction of the two muscular men, broke free from their palms, wiped his tears and snot and continued to wail, and didn't care about any royal etiquette, anyway, it was like this, so he sneered, "Am I easy!" went out to eat and teased the little girl casually, and was knocked on a stick.

went out to play for money, and was also framed by others to make a stumbling block.

Even going to the Qinglou Flower Boat was remembered by people, and he wanted to kill me if he played with his life. ”

Bi Yuntao became more and more energetic, and continued to cry and complain: "Ruoxi, everyone is beautiful and doesn't let me touch it, saying that there is a difference between men and women, and it is not good for her reputation to spread it."

I don't even have the money to reward the girls when I go to a green house!

Even Xiaolan, who I won back with great difficulty, was brought into the palace by her own mother.

I am the fourth prince of China, and I am still the king of Qi today! The people all say that I am lustful and greedy for beauty. But what the result! Look at it! The mansion is full of muscular men, and even the dogs in the mansion are male! ”

The two muscular men pursed their mouths vigorously, their faces were flushed, and their calloused hands were desperately pinching their thighs, and Bi Yuntao didn't mind when he broke free from his palm, and now he just wanted to resist the urge to laugh.

Bi Yuntao, who was crying wolf, took advantage of the cover of his sleeve to sneak a glimpse of the two muscular men's faces like monkey butts, and knew that his bitter plan had worked. Suddenly jumped three feet high, jumped on his feet and continued to cry hoarsely.

"The three emperor brothers set up a banquet in Miaochun Pavilion, and this king thought that he could finally open meat! But what the result! They kept pouring Lao Tzu wine, and as a result, Lao Tzu was prostituted in a daze! As he spoke, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and angrily raised a piece of silver and threw it on the ground.

The imperial concubine and the others looked at Bi Yuntao, who was rolling around, and didn't notice that his title had changed from this king directly to Lao Tzu.

Xiaolan's face had also turned into the color of pig liver, because of the presence of the imperial concubine, otherwise she would have laughed out loud! Desperately holding back the pain of laughing, they finally knew.

The imperial concubine couldn't help but hold her forehead, looking at Bi Yuntao's appearance, she didn't get angry, took a deep breath, and said to the two muscular men who were choking enough: "You guys go down first!" ”

The two muscular men were suddenly relieved and hurriedly retreated. The two ran to a farther place, and finally couldn't help but start laughing, and after a long time, the two finally laughed enough, and then wiped the tears from the corners of their eyes, rubbed their sore stomach, and went to the side to do things.

Bi Yuntao heard their ridicule, completely appointed, crying and mourning, touching the tears on his face that were not good at all, and lying on his back, "Let's fight!" Beat me to death! Playing with money and being tripped up, sleeping people instead of being slept, what is the meaning of my life! ”

The imperial concubine had long been annoyed by Bi Yuntao, who had been playing a bitter trick before, and now she heard the unbridled laughter outside, and her forehead, which was already bruised, couldn't help but beat wildly. And Bi Yuntao still didn't care about it, he did his own thing, he really couldn't suppress the anger in his heart, and he roared out regardless of his image.

"That's it!" The imperial concubine slapped the table heavily, and called the old lady who changed directly from the palace. "Hurry up and get up for the old lady, otherwise I don't mind beating you to death!"

"Hey, hey, hey!" Bi Yuntao originally wanted to pretend to go down again, but when he saw that his mother was angry with him, he smiled, and quickly got up from the ground and looked at his mother with a flattering face.

Xiaolan was still a little sympathetic to Bi Yuntao's experience, but when she saw Bi Yuntao get up from the ground like no one else, she couldn't turn her head for a while, and couldn't help but rub her eyes, looking at Bi Yuntao incredulously. Is this still the lonely King of Qi?! How can it be so flattering now?!

"Hey, hey, hey! Mother! Calm your anger! Don't get so angry! Otherwise, if you have wrinkles, your father will not favor you! Bi Yuntao took the opportunity to run to the imperial concubine's side, pinching her shoulders and rubbing her legs.

Seeing that the concubine's face had improved a little, she beat the snake around the stick, licked her face and asked the concubine, "Concubine! What the hell did the retainer do! There is another reason for the emperor to punish the crime! Mother, you're good! If you don't ask about it, you can cut it for me according to me! ”

"Humph! Are you embarrassed to ask the old lady?! "It's okay if he doesn't ask, this question, the imperial concubine is even more angry.

"Forehead......" Bi Yuntao shrunk his neck in fear and muttered in a low voice, "Erchen really doesn't know!" ”

"Humph! Xiaolan, come on! The imperial concubine flicked her sleeves and stood up, "I was upset when I saw him, the palace wanted to go out for a walk, and the province was angry with this stinky boy!" ”